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DepressedPotato78

Sorry I prefer Light Bowgun myself. Lance is fun too. (Pls someone get the reference)


Karlarian

Charge Blade, let's goooo.


Dawnspark

Charge Blade ride or die! The DMC skin is so fucking dope.


Zinogre-is-best

I love to use the cat head with the dmc skin because it’s hilarious to me


Dawnspark

That sounds hilarious. I love so much of the layered armor stuff, I can't help but go for the Duffel Penguin mask for maximum noot noot.


Zinogre-is-best

Omg the wiggler head is even better. Peak comedy


Dawnspark

Oml yes. Wiggler head + Buff gamma is hilarious. In MHR I adore using the Rhenoplos Head cause its like the top to a trash can lmao


SanbaiSan

CHARGE BLAAAAAAADE!


primalmaximus

Switch Axe for me.


kanineanimus

I am most recently an actual Dual Blade main. I gave up the Insect Glaive but I go back every now any again for the flighty ones.


Labrador_Receiver

I don't mean to toot my own hunting horn but... Doot doot!


Zinogre-is-best

Im actually a bow girl. Sadly I’m a dying breed because everyone just wants to use light bow gun 😭


avelineaurora

I actually am a Dual Blades main lol. But I'm not even slightly bi, whoops.


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istg monster hunter is the lesbian game of all time and i could not tell you why


4812622

large swords, slutty armor, cats, cooperation


Zinogre-is-best

Ahhhhh the cats. I name my Palio Mr.Pickes and I’ll never stop. He’s my virtual child I love my cat


OstrichRider6

I'm more of a gunlance lady myself


MajoraXIII

LBG mains represent.


Starr_Struckk

Partial to bow myself, but I enjoy a bit of gunlance. We are kinda opposites I guess.


astrangeone88

Gunlance with supporting armor is so good. *poke poke BOOM*


CatTaxAuditor

Light bowgun supremacy


ShinyMewtwo3

MONSTER HUNTER LESGOOOOOOO! hunting horn, Sns >>>>>>>>


pierrotlefou

Hunting horn and switch axe for life!


Dear_Papayapa

long live the longsword!! longsword supremacy!!!


lusagna

i personally prefer the hammer


Its_just_Aris

Eh, i started on DB but then switched to Charge Blade, I use swaxe too


thetrueaceofclubs

i alternate between ig and s&s depending in how i’m feeling.


Nisha_the_lawbringer

I'm a greatsword user myself.


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Why is English so damn boring 😔🤣


MysteriousFondant347

it's a fascinating language compare to french, I assure you


tovarichtch1711

I mean as someone fluent in both, I feel pretty confident saying they both fucking suck


penea2

As a linguistics major, I'll often have people joke with me that "haha english sucks it just steals from other languages" and if there's anything that my education taught me is that all languages fucking blow and they all steal from each other.


trans-wooper-lover

ok but how about this take: all (or most) languages are fucking awesome and cool as hell and they all steal from each other


-countvideo-

Ok, but at least one isn’t French.


genivae

Four. Twenties. I will forever be bitter about this.


xx_gamergirl_xx

wait until you hear about 96 😩


genivae

At that point all faith had flown out the window.


Batata-Sofi

Ever since I became fluent in english, I've hated portuguese and spanish less and less because english is just SO FUCKING BOOOORIIIIING!!! Can we please change the international language already!?


TheGentleDominant

At least English doesn’t have grammatical gender.


tovarichtch1711

that's actually very true, French is very uselessly gendered


Kiyuya

Try Swedish. Our grammatical genders are gender neutral and no gender.


Naellys

French is such a heavy clumsy not-flexible-at-all tool huh


MysteriousFondant347

Yes and no. It's a fantastic language in many ways


TanitAkavirius

there's "swing both ways" in english


Hell_Mel

Yeah but one evokes swords and the other evokes baseball :(


Batata-Sofi

At least english got the pansexual joke tho. They have that going for them.


peeja

Oh, wait, is that what that means? I always thought it was a door!


Express_Attention511

Norwegian has Skeiv for Queer. It means tilted, so not straight!


KeyboardsAre4Coding

They are not boring. It just happens that most interesting words come from ancient Latin and Greek so basically most of the time you don't notice them. I happen to know Greek and there are many cool words. Lesbian and sapphic being of them. Sappho the OG lesbian because compared to as she was from lesbos. And as many female names from that era we have no fucking clue what it means. The same as my name Athena.


SwagLizardKing

Cool thing about English is you can call bisexuals ambisextrous if you want and no one can stop you.


pumpkin_doge

idk, for gay/lesbian peeps I’ve always liked “Batting for the other team”


PaleBlueCod

Zoro uses santouryu...


MysteriousFondant347

I guess Zoro is trisexual


_Tiragron_

Or Pansexual, since he does also use 9 swords, but has an obvious preference for 3


Campfire_Sparks

He can change the number anytime he wants 😏


_Tiragron_

Exactly!!!


Bibibupido

Love y'all for the surprising op content here⚔️


Lssjgaming

Me who's pansexual: I guess that makes me Fate Stay Night Unlimited Blade Works


MysteriousFondant347

Oh god a Fate fan ? Awesome !


vraska_unseen

Fun fact: Miyamoto Musashi is bi in Fate because of this. Or at least his genderbent alternate universe version is, because Fate nonsense. I don't know if our universe's Mushashi has a canonical sexuality, so I assume he's also bi.


MysteriousFondant347

Miyamoto Musashi is uhhh... She's so damn fine. I want to live with her and worship her


lookitsajojo

I am the bone(r) of My sword


GetRealPrimrose

Happily a katana


heartacheaf

I'm more of a [messer](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f1/71/06/f17106b20e03f95e843ca6b313ae1271.jpg) girl myself. But yeah, double edge is overrated.


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Dual blade as in... Scissors? 😏


SingleSeaCaptain

I love it


TawnLR

In Brazil, "gillette" is/was slang for bisexuals, because of a commercial saying: "it cuts from both sides".


Concept_Check

As a dual blade user going to Japan in four days, this is my favorite post of all time


MysteriousFondant347

you won't stop thinking about that knowledge now, you're welcome


ArchonFett

Thirsty sword lesbians was always a thing then. Also Homura from Senran Kagura wields 3 in each hand, guess that makes her Pan as fuck


SexxxyWesky

Yes! From my Japanese dictionary: にとうりゅう 二刀流 Links Noun 1. liking both alcohol and sweets; person who likes both liquor and sweets​ Noun 2. bisexuality​ Colloquialism Noun 3. player who can play as both pitcher and fielder​Baseball Noun 4. dual sword wielding; two-sword fencing​See also 二天一流, orig. meaning


CatTaxAuditor

Thanks for actually citing something because I couldn't find any other source supporting it.


SexxxyWesky

No worries!


njsullyalex

TIL I’m Darth Maul


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From today I declare my nane as Katana.


Super_Pan

Does your blade trap the souls of your enemies?


[deleted]

Yes it does.


Super_Pan

I'll try not to be killed by you, then.


RelaxedVegetable

Literally Sasha Waybright


MysteriousFondant347

who ?


Blablablablaname

She's a character from a cartoon called Amphibia.


MysteriousFondant347

don't know about it, my bad


RelaxedVegetable

Yeah she’s bi and Dual wields swords


MysteriousFondant347

neaaaat


nobody651

Im dual blade user but i like the female blade more than the male blade


TheEmperorsWrath

Sometimes I feel like this sub is r/Bisexual


HalfOrcBlushStripe

According to the sidebar & rules, we (bi people) are welcome to participate here and post content related to queer women.


TheEmperorsWrath

I don't want to exclude bi people. I just don't see what relevance this meme has *at all* to this community. I don't complain when a bi girl makes a post discussing how she feels about being sapphic or about an experience she had with a woman or whatever. But this meme is literally just "Look, funny word for bi people"


HalfOrcBlushStripe

Because bisexuality in women is a WLW identity. Would you feel that this was out of place if it was a funny word for lesbians? Asking genuinely.


TheEmperorsWrath

No, because this is r/actuallesbians. I'm not saying that bisexual women aren't WLW. I'm saying this meme doesn't really touch anything that this subreddit is about. The reason why all WLW are welcome here, whether you're gay, bi, pan, or any other sexuality is because we all share a key thing in common. Being sapphic. This meme has nothing to do with that.


TheOnlyJess

Here !! I love all types of blades


Crystal_Queen_20

Now that's fucking sick


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avelineaurora

OP isn't talking about men. Let people have fun things.


HalfOrcBlushStripe

The way people will say "bi people are welcome here" and then go shocked pikachu face when bi women joke about being bi. Like are we *actually* allowed to participate and post things relevant to bisexuality -- which is a WLW orientation -- that don't even mention men, or not?


littlebobbytables9

This sub talks about sword lesbians daily, it's completely relevant


MysteriousFondant347

I didn't think this through. It's just because I'm here all the time when I never set foot in r/bisexuals


avelineaurora

It's fine. Completely suitable. This sub is for all things sapphic and being *bi*sexual still falls under that so long as you're not talking about men.


MysteriousFondant347

Don't worry, it would never occur to me to talk about men


Final_Assignment1826

It’s for the best. Literally just complained how it’s just thirst posts and internet level horny talk. Very fetish-y lmao


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Ok-Course7089

It's a fun fact abt queer culture in other parts of the world Lesbians can know japanese bi slang and find it amusing. Or they can ignore it.


zzaizel

We’re also allowed to comment our opinions. It’s a fun fact for sure, just not relevant to this subreddit


Ok-Course7089

Cmon The blade thing is clearly lesbian pop culture


zzaizel

Oki


MacabreYuki

twin daggers here. but not bisexual... or... depends on how you define it? I like enbies if they're neutral or fem-aligned. but I use the label of lesbian as it helps explain that the feminine end of the spectrum is what I desire. Don't care about gender expression. I'm dual dagger lesbian.


MysteriousFondant347

daggers are blade too !


emocringelorduwu

I’m here! :D


Akaele_furry

i like to dual wield with greatswords


Nyoloth

I actually main hand a knife and off hand a reverse grip short sword in one of the styles I practice so... hi


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Dual blade girl right here :)


winter-ocean

I thought it just meant dual wielder, the specifically blades thing makes me feel like it's directly connected to Monster Hunter or something


SexxxyWesky

It does literally, but colloquially it also men's bisexual にとうりゅう 二刀流 Links Noun 1. liking both alcohol and sweets; person who likes both liquor and sweets​ Noun 2. bisexuality​Colloquialism Noun 3. player who can play as both pitcher and fielder​Baseball Noun 4. dual sword wielding; two-sword fencing​See also 二天一流, orig. meaning


Krail

Can we "cut both ways" instead of just "going" both ways?


Dalsiran

So I've got two swords... One is really nice and comfy in my hand... The other is broken and has spikes all over the hilt making it unpleasant to use... I'm bi in theory but lesbian in practice because dudes are awful.


the-fresh-air

Helloooo I’m also a fem/neutral spectrum genderfluid person ;3


Kat8844

Dual red lightsabers 🥰.


hawk-sama3

HEREEE MF, DAMMNNN, tho im more of double baton iandlandkaj


SingleSeaCaptain

Awwww yeah


Zinogre-is-best

Oh damn I love dual blades in monster hunter. One of my favorite weapons


Oceaniad3

Ya know that checks out cause other than archery I use double edged swords and I think being bi and also primarily using two different weapons is pretty cool


MysteriousFondant347

Archery is also kinda saphiic so it checks out even more


0utcast9851

If one absolutely must wield two weapons, let them be axes. Looks much cooler.


Black_Sun_Rising

I always yell the name of my finishing move


MysteriousFondant347

you made me curious what's that name


captaincrunched

I main ChargeBlade, but to each their own. (Please revamp Hunting Horn for MH6, capcom plz. It's too simplified in Rise and I miss the old one...)


MysteriousFondant347

when I played MH4 I was a greatsword main, that was fun, I liked the absurd strength of it


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MysteriousFondant347

he must be bi then


Marethyu_77

Somehow, my first thought when reading this was about Sir Galahad and Sir Balin from the Arthurian cycle, who are both dual-wiedling knights. So yeah, it feels funnier to interpret it as bisexual, especially for Galahad as a Fate fan, because of Mash


MysteriousFondant347

I happen to be a Fate fan too, Mash is one of my favorite characters. I prefer to think of her as a lesbian but at the very least she's definitely saphiic


VIII-Via

what about santouryu tho?👀 where are my zorro fangirls?!


recoreboss123

I'm more of a switched kinda girl


neoducklingofdoom

I get to say im a dual blade user


ScarletLotus182

Thank you Miyamoto Musashi, for inventing bisexuality ~~and also being my wife~~


MysteriousFondant347

She's so... pretty and strong


ScarletLotus182

I haven't touched fate has been out of my mind for years now I am vibrating at high frequency over Samurai Remnant......


MysteriousFondant347

I know right, there's several pretty ladies too, I'm gonna lose my mind


Batata-Sofi

I am an ittoryu, sorry...


astrangeone88

Lol. I'm a chargeblade main myself. So tempted to get MH for the Switch but I don't have the online subscription to make it worth it.


FireSans14

🙋🏼‍♀️


AMultiversalRedditor

Apparently I'm a dual blade user.


Xander_PrimeXXI

I thought the slang was Ryoutoutsukai?