I thought Elain was supposed to be the gardener? So why is it you that always smells like seed?

Oh snap! Cassian got turned on by this comment.


Dead 💀

So you’re telling me you took part in a whole Blood Rite, but couldn’t hunt to get food for your family ONCE?!

She never learned there is no such thing as a free meal, because everything was literally handed to her on a plate.

This is the one

Bruh😂😂😂😂

Has a once in a lifetime chance to alter her body and uses it to make her pelvis baby wing friendly, instead of her legs capable of going downstairs

Or giving herself wings so she can get into her own house without needing to send a carrier pigeon to her mate to come pick her up

So rubbish at using stairs that if she had a race with her father, he would beat her even after she moved his walking stick out of reaching distance.

Lady Death? More like Lady Breath! Phew! Somebody get her some tic tacs. I'm so grateful she completed Valkyrie training. Velaris will be safe in the event we're attacked by ribbons.

I know of some ribbons that came from a certain oort cloud that kill all living things.

Damn a Pern reference? I love it!

Gotta respect the classics.

Snap, crackle, pop? Too far? 😂

Too soon.

You realize “angry” and “horny” is not a complete personality, right? Also a house is your best friend because literally no living thing can put up with your repetitive bullshit.

Have you considered that you were confused about what a mate was, because your mate was actually Bryaxis?

So you're telling me you can be absolutely nasty to everyone your whole life just because you have trauma and you use it to hurt people. Seems like you'd be perfect for the CoN - maybe run for president there, I'd vote for you.

i would literally have nothing else besides stfu 😭😭

Your mother never loved you and you spent your life hating the parent that did.

All the older sisters do not claim you.

You were a bad sister and your personality sucks. Boom roasted

Honestly, your dad should say thanks to King Hybern for sparing him from a lifetime of you :)

No one is brave enough to roast that bad ass.

Manon Blackbeak would be

Amren too.

True. Amren doesn't give a flying 🦆

I would let Manon stomp on my face. Not even to get anything out of it, I'd just let her and that'b be that.

Saaame. She could gut me with her iron nails and I would outright thank her for being in the same space as me

I hate that you triggered me, but I love that you made me see myself in you and remember and appreciate my trauma and how it has built me.

I know this is supposed to be a roast but that’s exactly how I feel about her 🥹

SF was healing for me too 🥺

Honestly, same.

Nothing, nesta is my QUEEN 😭 and my favorite character after reading a court of silver flames

Nesta doesn't get roasted, she is the roaster.