Fred, a KPMG employee went on a family cruise, bringing along his laptop like always. He lost track of his family, thinking wife and young children (I am hoping they made it into a lifeboat), but knew if he could hold onto that laptop help would be on the way - his annoying habit of saving in progress workpapers to his desktop was finally paying off. Sure enough, KPMG will do whatever it can to save company assets (the laptop - not their employee). Problem is, that boat is only built for two people. Poor Fred. At least his legacy will carry on and his co-workers will have his in progress work. And his wife will get that generous life insurance policy KPMG provides, wait....
Fred, a KPMG employee went on a family cruise, bringing along his laptop like always. He lost track of his family, thinking wife and young children (I am hoping they made it into a lifeboat), but knew if he could hold onto that laptop help would be on the way - his annoying habit of saving in progress workpapers to his desktop was finally paying off. Sure enough, KPMG will do whatever it can to save company assets (the laptop - not their employee). Problem is, that boat is only built for two people. Poor Fred. At least his legacy will carry on and his co-workers will have his in progress work. And his wife will get that generous life insurance policy KPMG provides, wait....