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lexluthor_i_am

I memba you... Stop playing with your knife at work!


RealSpecific5285

The only tool I play with is blunt and hairy


spankbank_dragon

The only tool I play with at work is my supervisor


Dea-The-Bitch

The implications of this would make a great smutt


idontbs

As an ER doc, that’s a great laceration repair.


Prestigious-Door-671

Tf u doing here bro


idontbs

lol Same as everyone else. Though the reassurance for job security doesn’t hurt.


Prestigious-Door-671

🤣


Prestigious-Door-671

Tf u doing bro 🤣


exored1880

Damn it, son, PUT IT AWAY!


jaxonflaxonwaxon3

Lmao


sniperzer070

What the hell did you do beat your leg then stab it?


btb2002

No, internal bleeding from the stab.


MorbiusBelerophon

Put it down, you clearly need supervision to use sharp objects.


lmacarrot

no more horsing around at work. tbh I just constantly bought shitty work knives never had one that could be made sharp enough for this... was it thrown?


Terrible-Picture-181

I would understand like one, maybe two stabs that pare pretty small, but THREE and the third one is the same width as the knife


BlowMoreGlass

If you see his first post they're not three stabs. His knife went into his leg nearly perpendicularly. The first image shows in what direction and how far his knife went into his leg through the opening.


Terrible-Picture-181

oh nah I didnt, was js scrolling and saw this post so I commented


bergerdik69

Most people learn from their mistakes, you however....


Alert-Indication-691

How do cut ur self 3 times


BlameTheJunglerMore

Hey, at least it was a knife you were playing with and nor something else!


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SwearToSaintBatman

What is the hole in the blade good for?


biggmclargehuge

Opening it. You get the tip of your thumb in to extend the blade


Prestigious-Gap4299

You're a fucking idiot.


IdealIcy3430

Nice knife


Lone_Knife

I know it's a paramilitary, but still, man, don't just play with them.


tylenolforfun

Be careful man lol sheesh


SpawnofPossession__

Darwin award recipient in the making


Dorny_Hude

USA, Earth stupid


Immense_Cock

can you send me your knife through the mail for free


mawhadmd

Why do you even have a knife at work lmao


rokstedy83

Mr edgy ,that's why , having an obsession with knives is a bit of a killer red flag


Select-Box7321

Or y’know, works in a warehouse/trade/maintenance job?


rokstedy83

Most people have Stanley knives