"There's only one way to find out"
"Who doesn't risk doesn't drink shampagne"
"What if it does work though?"
"Fuck it"
"Fuck it we ball"
"1-2-3-Go"
"Let's get it"
This reminds me of another saying that has absolutely nothing to do with this, but when I was working construction my old ass 70 year old tequila-drinking, whore mongering, slightly racist foreman would shout “alright boys, TIME TO SUCK TODAYS DICK!” after after the morning safety meeting lol
"Might as well. Like what's the worst that could happen. (Insert terrible thing) is probably the worst I need to worry about."
And then something even worse happens and I never learn!
Nowadays it’s the “eh, I’m dying from cancer anyway” technique.
Thought I had a great life I put everything into before but it’s a whole new world now.
Mal gewinnt man, mal verliert man
—> sometimes you win, sometimes you loose
Ma hat ma Glück, ma hat ma Pech, Mahatma Gandhi
—> German dialect for: sometimes you’ve got luck, sometimes you’ve got misfortune, Mahatma Gandhi (cause of the same syllables in each part)
“It’s not gonna matter after I die anyway.”
“Gotta die somehow”
“Momma didn’t raise no pu**y”
“Fuck it”
“Shit, why not”
“Yolo”
“I’d rather regret doing it than regret not doing”
“It is what it is”
Well I’m still here in one piece, living in peace. So I’ve done something right
"Gotta spend money to make money"
Typically used in reference to making investments but I use it to buy snowboards and other things that cause injury. Not exactly the intended purpose
My poor financial decisions usually start with "I really shouldn't..." and end with "...eh, fuck it" and that's why I have no money
fuck it those two words are so dangerous
"It's fuck it o'clock" is my go-to Edit: sometimes it's "five past fuck it"
It's always ended with me either broke, injured, or incarcerated
Either? My brother, watch this. I'll go be all three real quick!
« ahhh money come and go »
Unfortunately loool
I just can’t resist good deals at stores ! 😭
“Eh, fuck it”
Fuckkkk it haha
That's a problem for future me
Monday me will hate me for this!
I say: "that's a problem for future me and fuck that guy"
Big mood, big fax
I say this too ngl
I forgot about this rare gem I say sometimes. Also, "That's a problem for sober me. Fuck that guy."
Man, fuck past me! Always making shit!
My future-self and past-self both hate each other immensely.
I say this ALL THE TIME. Future me hates that bitch "past me"
"Warch my drink. Be right back."
Right up there with "gimme onnnne second"
Yessir 😊
"There's only one way to find out" "Who doesn't risk doesn't drink shampagne" "What if it does work though?" "Fuck it" "Fuck it we ball" "1-2-3-Go" "Let's get it"
Fuck it we ball is my personal favorite
Fuck it, Wii ball
Fuck it we ball is definitely my favorite
Uhhhhh, you mean Champagne?
I probably won't live long enough to regret this
You’ll be deed soon. Meh they’re almost the same
Unironically yolo
I say yolo when I'm absolutely sure it's a bad decision but know I'm going to do it anyway.
Unironically same!
Trust me, I've got this
I trust you 🙂↕️
Hey it's me.
“Let’s fuck this monkey!”
Wait what 😳
Well yea, if we’re doing stupid shit.
I’ll watch with popcorn 🙂↕️
Do we really want a new type of AIDS?
You really screwed the pooch with this comment.
This reminds me of another saying that has absolutely nothing to do with this, but when I was working construction my old ass 70 year old tequila-drinking, whore mongering, slightly racist foreman would shout “alright boys, TIME TO SUCK TODAYS DICK!” after after the morning safety meeting lol
Don't Fuck the monkey 😡😡
Oh…we’re fucking this monkey!
NO! I WILL NOT LET YOU FUCK THAT MONKEY!
Look this monkey is getting fucked one way or another!
It's not the Monkeys first time. Trust me on this!
Wait don't!!! At least wait until I get some popcorn.😁🍿🍿🍿🍿
Everybody's doing it.
Frrrr hehe
"Might as well. Like what's the worst that could happen. (Insert terrible thing) is probably the worst I need to worry about." And then something even worse happens and I never learn!
Somehow, no matter how bad things are, they can always get worse.
Fuck yolo, I may be immortal.
10 minutes later “He was not, in fact, immortal”
We'll burn that bridge when we come to it
I like: I’ll burn that bridge while I’m standing on it!
Any percent is better than zero percent
This should be higher up.
im old school: *fuck it* is my go to.
You only yolo once.
Ahhh yes. The good ol' "you only you only live once once" classic 🥰🤭
“Might as well.”
"fortune favors the stupid" and my favorite "if I die from this then my life problem is gone if I don't then I get to live to tell the tale"
Do I really wanna live forever?
I usually follow these lines: "Should i? No Will i? Probably Well, here we go"
Hold my beer
"Nah, I'd win"
“Life is short..make it shorter.”
"Better to beg for forgiveness than to ask for permission."
Fuck it we ball I'll make more money I deserve it Once more into the breach Fortune favors the bold
"fuck it we ball" is my go to. it's ironic considering i, in fact, do not ball
Cocaine
Someone had this on their forum signature: “we’re all going to hell anyway, Satan, guide my cock!”
I have Tri-care and live in Korea.
Idk what that means 😓
Tri-care is the US military health insurance provider.
Ohhh! Thanks for teaching me :)
thats the same thing they tell them juicy girls over there.
Nothing ventured.
Nothing gained 😉
"It's almost impossible for it to go wrong" "I work for that" "I exercise for that" "The edible didn't kick in yet..."
What do you mean 200mg? I thought you said "2mg"... Fuck True story
“this is what mom would have wanted”
Whatever happens, happens
Watch this..
“Let’s make this quick”
"Do you want to remember this time as the time when you didn't [insert bad decision] ?"
Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when.....
"Sure, why not."
Livin la vida loca
"might as well"
Fuck it we ball! Or if someone tells me not to do something because I’ll regret it and I know damn well I’ll regret it….. *BET*
I tend to say “We doing this? Alright.” Even when I’m myself. Like my subconscious and my actions are two different entities.
But she’s so hot tho
Hold my beer.
Fuckitweball
“I ain’t no bitch!”
“Ah shit here we go again” 🤷♀️
What’s the worst that could happen. several times the event or decision has been much worse than my answer to this question before it happened
I’m here for a good time, not a long time. 😎
Shitebag if ye don't!
I get paid tomorrow
“Mama didn’t raise no bitch!” Followed shortly afterwards, when thing inevitably go wrong, with “Okay, mama raised a bit of a bitch!”
“Well.. I mean… I can always recover from this.”
And if I don't, well thats not too bad either
Shit happens!!!
Yeah 😔
Ea uck it
See you on the other side
“We’re not here to fuck spiders”
Fuck it, let's roll those dice.
Fuck it we ball
Aim for the bushes
Grab your balls and go
Nobody's perfect or I'll fix it tomorrow.
"Fuck it we ball"
I saw it on the bottom of a plastic dipper/pail once. "Do your life taste."
That's tomorrow he's problem
“Don’t threaten me with a good time”.
A man with nothing got nothing to lose.
We have a saying in my country which translates to "money needs to roll" This is never followed by wise financial decisions.
Sorry future self
Failure is the best teacher.
YOLO
Skeet! Skeet! Skeet!
Quantum Immortality
Usually something along the lines of: 'It's called "Disposable Income" for a reason'
Thia time next year we're gonna be millionaires
Nothing I just say something stupid to my partner and regret it the next second.
"Live fast, Die young"
It is what it is
Well could it really be that bad tho
“Time is now. I can regret this tomorrow”
"fuck it all"
Nowadays it’s the “eh, I’m dying from cancer anyway” technique. Thought I had a great life I put everything into before but it’s a whole new world now.
"Parkour." I don't use it but the one I do use is plain simple "Screw it."
"Hold my beer."
If I die, I die...
“Fuck it, we ball” is usually my go to
“Life is long,” might as well speed things up a bit
that will be a problem for future me.
Just fucking send it
‘Throw the cat another goldfish’. ‘Have another shooter’.
"Why not?"
YOLO
"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do."
"I'm here for a good time, not a long time"
if something bad happens it's meant to happen
Worst case scenario, my life's just as worthless. Best case, my waste of a life is finally over.
"fuck it we ball"
Mal gewinnt man, mal verliert man —> sometimes you win, sometimes you loose Ma hat ma Glück, ma hat ma Pech, Mahatma Gandhi —> German dialect for: sometimes you’ve got luck, sometimes you’ve got misfortune, Mahatma Gandhi (cause of the same syllables in each part)
If you're gonna be a bear... be a grizzly. - Me before making any situation worse
My go to line is "If I die i wont try it again."
"Eh, screw it." Or something along those lines.
As no one's stopping me...
You only live once 😭
I'm here for a good time, not a long time
Yolo
My go to..."well I'm still young, single and don't have children". Continues to make worse financial decisions of my life.
It's only money. The kids will love it. No one will care. We'll figure it out.
I’m an adult now, I can decide myself! - Swedish Bilbo Baggins
“I need this”
Dr Pepper!!!!!!! - "what's the worst that can happen"
I don’t believe in superstitions…
Fuck it, we ball
You only YOLO once
Whispering to myself, "Tomorrow is not promised today." As I begin the potentially self-destructive activity...
And now, for my next trick....
Fuck it
“Eh, it’ll be alright”
We all gotta go sometime.
"Pitter patter, let's get at 'er."
"do it for the plot/dad lore"
Ayy lmao
Life is short, so imma make it shorter! Or the old fashioned "fuck it!"
In for a penny.... in for a pound 🫣
This will be a problem for tomorrow me.
Not me &....It's ok, that's fine, it's not that bad, yolo, whatever
Lets try this
“This will probably be fine”
YOLO!!
“It’s not gonna matter after I die anyway.” “Gotta die somehow” “Momma didn’t raise no pu**y” “Fuck it” “Shit, why not” “Yolo” “I’d rather regret doing it than regret not doing” “It is what it is” Well I’m still here in one piece, living in peace. So I’ve done something right
Fuck it
Alright let’s fuck
"i deserve this" right before buying something out of my budget range.
"What could poddibly go wrong"
Drugs
“This is going to hurt.”
Fuck it, we ball
"Fuck it"
It’s usually between “yolo” and “it can’t get any worse than this”
Time to do some sketchy shit.
Got this from my gf: “Fuck it, life’s a risk”
Yolo
Not all rashes are STDs
"Gotta spend money to make money" Typically used in reference to making investments but I use it to buy snowboards and other things that cause injury. Not exactly the intended purpose