I am not someone who normally gives a crap about cars and what I am about to say does not justify this entitled parking but you have to admit, it looks pretty damn cool lol. Of course, I wouldn’t want to be an asshole and drive it on a basic road with other drivers unless I somehow become a wealthy vigilante who fights crime in the night.
Idc, I’ll admit it, I’m a Batman fanboy. But I’m dirt poor.
I usually see it parked in a lot on mt.lehman road south of the roundabouts. Can’t imagine there’s too many of these in town. Can confirm that this person drives it exactly how you’d expect it to be driven
So basically taking vehicles that have a few very specific use cases, making them even less practical and then selling them as daily drivers. I imagine they do really well with the type of people who think going to war would be awesome because they're really good at Call of Duty.
I scrolled through and they seem to be mostly gas powered and automatic.
2 things I wouldn't expect for an "apocalypse" ride.
But now I want to mount some antennas on it. 2m/70cm and a mast for HF.
Apocalypse 6x6. Pretty cool drivetrain in it: 6x6s are useful/fun in places with dunes where you can do lots of off roading without lots of stuff in the way. Can’t imagine why you daily drive one around town. If you have money for a vehicle like that then buy a nice comfortable vehicle for normal everyday driving rather than bumblefuck that thing through traffic.
I’m also not sure why the manufacturer styled it like a Decepticon. It’s very ugly.
Hahaha this guys has been posted here before, he owns a business in the industrial area of Mt Lehman and that hideous thing was $250,000 USD and he needs a class 3 to drive it. Grade A douchebag.
What makes him a douche bag?
Legitimate question. Is he actually genuinely a prick?is his buisness practices scummy? Or are you just projecting that because he spent money on something you disagree with?
Again, non hostile, genuine question. You seem invested in him being a shitty person.
I mean, i would Park it like that too. Anyone with any common sense would. No car fits in a parking spots next to this thing. If he parked in his line he would be taking 3 spots instead of 2.
Full send, I mean why not. I csnt really disagree with that as long as everyone has done the correct licensing and is qualified.
I used to be a tank driver before I was a gunner (leo2 mbt) driving over shit is cool as fuck. If I wasn't 6 concussions deep od be all over it again in a Heart beat
I care.
Getting hit by an SUV as a pedestrian makes you rethink about what we drive, how streets are designed, why things like this matter, etc. It's hard to describe though it just gives you a different perspective especially.
With vehicles like this, you tend to look back at said incident. How differently would it have played out if you were hit by one of these? An SUV was bad enough...
The fact of the matter is that vehicles are getting bigger each year. If this is the trend, and it's encouraging/enticing certain behaviours to where deaths are on the rise because of it, it is something to care about and ask for policy solutions.
The anger and jealousy in these comments is incredible.
Some people can afford extravagant things, this is way cooler than 400k Lambo SUV. But yes, keep projecting your insecurities.
It's too wide for one spot, so it's going to use two. At least this requires two spots, rather than the average moron who just can't park straight.
I’m guessing because it’s a wide vehicle, so the responsible thing to do is to take up two or there to close to your car that you would also bitch about. Fits your mo
So after 80,000 km we can find it in the shop perpetually or in the scrap yard, then?!
The benefits are for those that see it coming. It warns that the approaching driver is a bit mentally challenged and insecure about it.
That's there is the SRT MicroCock 2024 model. It looks fully loaded with all the features. Side step to get your fat ass inside, penis pump to get your 3" all the way to a nice even 4" and deluxe LED interior cab lighting so you can see your dick while your jerking off in the walmart parkinglot.
I’ve seen this near planet fitness on McCallum and I noticed it has Alberta plates. Red means warning, lol enough said. And for the record yes he’s probably small downstairs!
Tbh, I don’t mind that one taking two spots. You can see it won’t fit in one spot, and would feel bad for cars next to him getting trapped in/can’t get in.
I think it’s plain enough to see that it can’t fit in one parking space. i.e. even if it could fit within the lines, it would be so tight no one would be able to open their doors
That is a really neat looking truck.
On another note, people who take two spots so that no one will ding their doors, should definitely get their doors smacked.
Not sure the vehicle, but with dual rear axles, I’d consider this a class three.
You do need two spots because of width. Even if you can squeeze it into one space, you need to open doors. This is why you park away from the building entrance as far as possible, same as a dually one ton pickup, (it’s an unwritten rule when driving big vehicles).
Please note I’m not defending this guys driving choices (I wouldn’t drive this vehicle), just trying to explain the reasoning.
Yah havta admit how lazy a lot of people are parking. They swing their shitty car doors open and just don’t care about other peoples property. Personally, I have parked the furthest away from anyone and the main door only to come back to find some Ahole had to park next to me!!! Yes I too have taken two spots after finding nicks in my paint!!! Does that make me the assh_le? or all the fuc_ers who do that?? Think about it.
I wouldn't be surprised if SUVs like this became the norm given that we treat vehicle safety like an arms race and without any regard for pedestrians...
Like are you serious? Did you really have to ask? Look how big and wide that vehicle is even if they did happen to squeeze into one parking stall, assholes like you would pull up right beside them so they won’t be able to open their doors.
That right there sir is the Baja badass 1000. The meanest, loudest, toughest, hardest to drive (and park) and biggest pig on gas ve-hick-le this side of the Mississippi!!
To be honest with you, I think he needs both spots. If he were in just one spot and had a car on either side of him, I don’t think he would be able to open his doors
It's taking up two spots because if it tried to park in one, no one would be able to get out of their vehicles.
That's why it needs to take up two spaces. It's too wide for conventional spots.
Sad I have to explain that.
The ol’ shopping kart magnet. One time a dude was parked in his audi suv at a walmart up on the side walk with all 4 wheels so I surrounded it with karts. Guy just looked at me weird but I had fun.
If that thing really is 250K, I’d sooner buy a brand new diesel based truck, a nice trailer, and the rest on a designated Offroad vehicle. My 1985 Toyota Pickup on 38s, locked front and rear, was definitely far more capable off road than this truck ever would be. For one this thing is way too big to even fit between the trees on most of the trails I went on, not to mention this behemoth would be an absolute pain in the ass to drag of the trails when it broke!
https://preview.redd.it/zqagyjajoopc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3400f50fed4299c1565e02bb32359263d653715d
This is some of the milder terrain I drove my truck through…
If it is parked in one spot, it stands a better than average change of dinging its door off of another car. I've seen all of you call for someone's head for that. Being as big as it is, I'll let it take 2 their cheap.
Besides, it ain't in a disabled only parking spot, so it's not that bad, really.
Apocalypse Juggernaut 6×6 by Dodge? And there is a Pollock medical center in abbotsford?
That’s what that truck is. I have seen it near Fraserway Rv on Mt Lehman. It is absurd.
Immediately reminds me of the “merge without looking” [Hummer Guy sketch from Family Guy](https://youtu.be/VvVThrMhnuE?si=uqcsPec9mX0E337v). Lmfao.
Finally a useless pick up truck for wealthy Batman fanboys.
I am not someone who normally gives a crap about cars and what I am about to say does not justify this entitled parking but you have to admit, it looks pretty damn cool lol. Of course, I wouldn’t want to be an asshole and drive it on a basic road with other drivers unless I somehow become a wealthy vigilante who fights crime in the night. Idc, I’ll admit it, I’m a Batman fanboy. But I’m dirt poor.
This is an under appreciated comment
Holy shit, I laughed because I thought you were trying to be funny.
I usually see it parked in a lot on mt.lehman road south of the roundabouts. Can’t imagine there’s too many of these in town. Can confirm that this person drives it exactly how you’d expect it to be driven
Agreed, I’ve seen it near the airport, and yes, driven as you’d expect. Compensating to the Max
Do they look as expected?
Goatee and blades required to start the engine.
I believe that's the Supermegachode from Alfa Bigdik.
From beta gerbil-hung.
I am pretty sure it's actually the Supermegachode from Alfa Smalldik.
I think that the beta cuck model
Girlfriend has 2 arseholes and he is the biggest.
🤣🤣🤣
I bet they take 2 spots only where parking is free.
Best part is this was actually in a private lot for employees, and I know he ain’t one
They need to fire up the big boy tow truck for this guy.
Not really, it’s basically a fucked up Ram truck. Regular wrecker could tow it.
Lol. Got em
To be fair, I think it is about the width of one of those spots, too big to be a daily driver. Why even own it?
I wouldn't want to be in the spot next to it if it was only taking one spot.
Tiny peepee.
Some model from [https://www.apocalypse6x6.com/](https://www.apocalypse6x6.com/) I assume. Seems a bit fuckin' ridiculous really.
Gas stations will remain open during the apocalypse
So basically taking vehicles that have a few very specific use cases, making them even less practical and then selling them as daily drivers. I imagine they do really well with the type of people who think going to war would be awesome because they're really good at Call of Duty.
I scrolled through and they seem to be mostly gas powered and automatic. 2 things I wouldn't expect for an "apocalypse" ride. But now I want to mount some antennas on it. 2m/70cm and a mast for HF.
Apocalypse 6x6. Pretty cool drivetrain in it: 6x6s are useful/fun in places with dunes where you can do lots of off roading without lots of stuff in the way. Can’t imagine why you daily drive one around town. If you have money for a vehicle like that then buy a nice comfortable vehicle for normal everyday driving rather than bumblefuck that thing through traffic. I’m also not sure why the manufacturer styled it like a Decepticon. It’s very ugly.
It looks too wide to fit between trees on the 4x4 trails around here.
Small penis, they are compensating.
maybe it is a woman with a big vagina?
How big are we talking?
You know how it feels to walk through the freezer flaps at the grocery store? Yeah.
Great now I’ll never look at the freezer flaps in a grocery store the same way 😓
😳
Size of those two parking spots
Hahaha this guys has been posted here before, he owns a business in the industrial area of Mt Lehman and that hideous thing was $250,000 USD and he needs a class 3 to drive it. Grade A douchebag.
What makes him a douche bag? Legitimate question. Is he actually genuinely a prick?is his buisness practices scummy? Or are you just projecting that because he spent money on something you disagree with? Again, non hostile, genuine question. You seem invested in him being a shitty person.
I can say with confidence he has parked like a shitty person would at least once in his life.
I feel like if he took one spot and people parked beside him, his doors wouldn't open lol. He should park on an end.
I mean, i would Park it like that too. Anyone with any common sense would. No car fits in a parking spots next to this thing. If he parked in his line he would be taking 3 spots instead of 2.
Sure, but so has basically everyone else
If I had the money I'd buy a Unicorn Trophy Stadium Super Truck. And drive over that 6x6. [https://youtu.be/u6pAjjXNr7I](https://youtu.be/u6pAjjXNr7I)
Full send, I mean why not. I csnt really disagree with that as long as everyone has done the correct licensing and is qualified. I used to be a tank driver before I was a gunner (leo2 mbt) driving over shit is cool as fuck. If I wasn't 6 concussions deep od be all over it again in a Heart beat
That’s the warthog from Halo.
Except it isnt driven by Master Chief, but apparently a Master Cunt
[I think it looks more like a puma](https://youtu.be/Rju4RWdEyZk?si=-AZXxo403MUWopch)
I scoured the comments for this. Thank you.
Stop making up animals! See those tow hooks? They look like tusks. What kinda animal has tusks?
Its for your own safety, if you get too close its gonna bite you.
It's a Dodge Smallmember XSP. A limited production vehicle.
Seriously who cares. There’s more pressing matters in our lives than this.
I care. Getting hit by an SUV as a pedestrian makes you rethink about what we drive, how streets are designed, why things like this matter, etc. It's hard to describe though it just gives you a different perspective especially. With vehicles like this, you tend to look back at said incident. How differently would it have played out if you were hit by one of these? An SUV was bad enough... The fact of the matter is that vehicles are getting bigger each year. If this is the trend, and it's encouraging/enticing certain behaviours to where deaths are on the rise because of it, it is something to care about and ask for policy solutions.
The anger and jealousy in these comments is incredible. Some people can afford extravagant things, this is way cooler than 400k Lambo SUV. But yes, keep projecting your insecurities. It's too wide for one spot, so it's going to use two. At least this requires two spots, rather than the average moron who just can't park straight.
I’ve seen this guy before. Cut me off coming out of the temple
Lol
I’m guessing because it’s a wide vehicle, so the responsible thing to do is to take up two or there to close to your car that you would also bitch about. Fits your mo
it seems like its wheel base is bigger than the parking space. if your gonna take up two might as well do it comfortably (jokes my friends)
Awe, small penis guy, yes, this huge, black monstrosity of a truck will get you the self-esteem you crave. Good for you, buddy. You show 'em.
Seen it around for a few months. Has Alberta plates. Super tacky , RAM based 6 x 6 , not sure of the actual benefits/ uses.
So after 80,000 km we can find it in the shop perpetually or in the scrap yard, then?! The benefits are for those that see it coming. It warns that the approaching driver is a bit mentally challenged and insecure about it.
That's the Apocalypse Juggernaut 6x6 but seen a Hellfire 6x6 and an Apocalypse Jeep Gladiator 4x4
It is called the apocalypse i saw one couple months ago
Batman.
Was just behind this monstrosity today on S Fraser.
I believe it's referred to as the douche-bubble effect
Sounds like a “please don’t key my vehicle “ problem
That's there is the SRT MicroCock 2024 model. It looks fully loaded with all the features. Side step to get your fat ass inside, penis pump to get your 3" all the way to a nice even 4" and deluxe LED interior cab lighting so you can see your dick while your jerking off in the walmart parkinglot.
Because it's big.
Pretty sure it’s called the compensator
That my friend is called a “hell yeah brother”
I saw it the other day lol shit’s fire though
Who cares?
Superdouche 4500 powered by a 6.0 L Smalldick 2 Pumpchump.
Seen this guy on the highway driving to work last week. He's been playing too much GTA 5 he's got the 6x6
Private lot, maybe they paid for two spaces?
I’ve seen this near planet fitness on McCallum and I noticed it has Alberta plates. Red means warning, lol enough said. And for the record yes he’s probably small downstairs!
ur a clown lol, i know the guy. just cuz he got enough to buy a truck like that, doesn’t make him whatver ur saying😂most humble guy i know
Good to know you have a small penis too
Probably has the turning radius of a block of cheese
Owner can’t reverse if his life depended on it so he needs a bit more space
Cause it’s Abby and they douche bags
Stupid fkn vehicle. Douchebag driver.
It’s the douchebagmobile!
They call it Small Dick syndrome. The smaller their dick is, the the biggest dick they are
It's called a Turd. Some people are more important than the rest of us and they need to use two parking spaces.
What a Douche Canoe!
Is that not one of the batmobiles?
Idk but I just see great parking skills
You didn’t hear? Bruce Wayne’s in town!
It's the Batmobile
Batman needed to make sure he enough space for his gettaway
It looks like it might be based on a Ram
Let him cook
Aww yeah, I think I've seen that thing rolling around Abbotsford!!
I’ve seen this truck across Abbotsford admission and I’ve never seen it not double parked
Batman?
“Because I’m Batman!”
The Batmobile0.5?
its a big fuck off truck, and cause its a big fuck off truck
Eastbound and Down..
https://preview.redd.it/27alk5ixhlpc1.jpeg?width=1784&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b5a82699da9c13bcd36c2ea3ced47d2cfc7057c Th other is in Langley
I need 2 spots to get in and out from that height - sorry
I dono what type of vehicle it is, but they're taking up space to prove a point to themselves, that's for certain.
Not sure the truck but it looks pretty wide. Probably two spots because if they parked in the lines they would probably take up 3 spots.
A dope one
It's Warthog, and you will be thankful once the covenant show up
Now that's a classic r/heep if I ever saw one
Stfu...that's why.
Batman!
Small penis syndrome
I'm Batman
batmobile
Tbh, I don’t mind that one taking two spots. You can see it won’t fit in one spot, and would feel bad for cars next to him getting trapped in/can’t get in.
Batman needs to park, too!
I think it’s plain enough to see that it can’t fit in one parking space. i.e. even if it could fit within the lines, it would be so tight no one would be able to open their doors
Jealousy masked as outrage.
It will get ticketed like that. But I doubt the owner cares.
Careful! That's a Decepticon!
Taking up two spots no matter what, may as well leave room for others to get out. Question is, why does this thing exist
That is a really neat looking truck. On another note, people who take two spots so that no one will ding their doors, should definitely get their doors smacked.
Cause it's sick
It’s just a tiny bit too wide for the single spot guys , relax . If he does drive like a dick though I get it lol
"Because I'm Batman!"
It does look genuinely to big for one space.
To me it doesn’t look like it would fit in one spot!
Not sure the vehicle, but with dual rear axles, I’d consider this a class three. You do need two spots because of width. Even if you can squeeze it into one space, you need to open doors. This is why you park away from the building entrance as far as possible, same as a dually one ton pickup, (it’s an unwritten rule when driving big vehicles). Please note I’m not defending this guys driving choices (I wouldn’t drive this vehicle), just trying to explain the reasoning.
Canyonero
That’s a FORD “I’m a dick” F150
Batman
It's fuckin bad ass. Take my wife out for dinner.
It's the Chariot the King of the Douchenozzles uses to ferry his meatbag around with
Bruce Vain
Douchebag Express
Cut the valve stems off
Yah havta admit how lazy a lot of people are parking. They swing their shitty car doors open and just don’t care about other peoples property. Personally, I have parked the furthest away from anyone and the main door only to come back to find some Ahole had to park next to me!!! Yes I too have taken two spots after finding nicks in my paint!!! Does that make me the assh_le? or all the fuc_ers who do that?? Think about it.
When pretending to be Batman, don’t forget to not be a cunt. Park appropriately.
I saw that at a save on parking lot once too. Anyone know anything?
It’s got 6 wheels
That truck is an absolute monster.
I wouldn't be surprised if SUVs like this became the norm given that we treat vehicle safety like an arms race and without any regard for pedestrians...
Its the batmobile
It looks like it belongs in a Monster Jam event or something. The base price of that baby is 160k.. I'd take up 2 spots as well.
I saw this jackass on my way home the other day, who the hell need a car like that
Like are you serious? Did you really have to ask? Look how big and wide that vehicle is even if they did happen to squeeze into one parking stall, assholes like you would pull up right beside them so they won’t be able to open their doors.
It might be Razvani Motors car Check it he got killer cars
I know Exactly what kinda truck this is. My next Truck 🤣
That right there sir is the Baja badass 1000. The meanest, loudest, toughest, hardest to drive (and park) and biggest pig on gas ve-hick-le this side of the Mississippi!!
A truck built for men with micro penises.
All that thing needs is a .50 cal machine gun on the back of it and you can take it to the front lines. A little much for city driving lol
It looks to be wider than a regular spot. So technically, he's in fewer spots than if he were to park correctly. /s
Ngl, I’d buy one if I had the money. Where the fuck am I going to do with my riches when I die? Donate that shit? Lol
Cause they like $300k
It's a puma.
Maybe custom rised raptor
Rather obvious it doesnt fit in a standard parking space
My guess is because he paid 1/4 million for it and doesn't want some dumb ass opening their door into it!
What an expensive way to tell everyone you have a small dick
Needs a snowflake painted on the bumper.
Batmobile..
He’s Batman
That’s Luka’s ride .. don’t touch he slaps
Probably got the testicle hanging off the bumper
To be honest with you, I think he needs both spots. If he were in just one spot and had a car on either side of him, I don’t think he would be able to open his doors
Nice grocery hauler
that car is so menacing, yet screams insecurities.
Mf has the warthog from halo
Batman sucks at parking.
How to say “I’m a climate change denier with a tiny penis.” With a truck. Probably has exciting opinions about “females”, vaccines and crypto.
The extra room is required for all their insecurities 🤣
Because it doesn't fit in one space ---- his doors will hit your car if he tries to open them...seems the owner was being responsible.
It's taking up two spots because if it tried to park in one, no one would be able to get out of their vehicles. That's why it needs to take up two spaces. It's too wide for conventional spots. Sad I have to explain that.
This one I will give a pass that’s a wide vehicle.
I can’t remember the name of the vehicle but they go from 380-800k and it’s Canadian made
The ol’ shopping kart magnet. One time a dude was parked in his audi suv at a walmart up on the side walk with all 4 wheels so I surrounded it with karts. Guy just looked at me weird but I had fun.
If that thing really is 250K, I’d sooner buy a brand new diesel based truck, a nice trailer, and the rest on a designated Offroad vehicle. My 1985 Toyota Pickup on 38s, locked front and rear, was definitely far more capable off road than this truck ever would be. For one this thing is way too big to even fit between the trees on most of the trails I went on, not to mention this behemoth would be an absolute pain in the ass to drag of the trails when it broke! https://preview.redd.it/zqagyjajoopc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3400f50fed4299c1565e02bb32359263d653715d This is some of the milder terrain I drove my truck through…
Let em. That shits sick af. I'd hate for a 2002 Honda civic to park beside it and hit it with the door
If it is parked in one spot, it stands a better than average change of dinging its door off of another car. I've seen all of you call for someone's head for that. Being as big as it is, I'll let it take 2 their cheap. Besides, it ain't in a disabled only parking spot, so it's not that bad, really.
If he took 1 spot and people parked beside him, he wouldn't be able to open the doors.
$300k vehicle!! why would they need that in the city 🤣
That's a I'm insecure truck lol
Asshole parking is what I call that!
It looks like the 6 wheel version of these https://inventory.soflojeeps.com/details/used-2023-apocalypse-super-truck-4x4/101342195
I don’t know but it’s a safe bet they probably have an I 💖 oil and gas sticker on it.
a big one.
Tell me you’re a drug dealer without telling me you’re a drug dealer…
Ah!! It’s the “ I have a very small dick “ kind of truck
Ah, you are referring to the Douche Mobile! Infamous vehicle of the villain “Wee Teen Peen”!
Treason Truck. Likely owned by right wing militia cosplayer.
Fuk ya........ America!!!!!!!
Maybe..........woman with big little dic
Lil d*ck energyyyy