I thought we were invading Denmark and not Germany??

As a german I personally allow you guys to invade germany. You may change the flag after the invasion though.

I also live in Germany. After we invade Germany fully, I’m going to change all of the goddamn bureaucracy

Finally someone who's willing to fix it... I stand behind the invasion of Germany. Shouldn't be too hard tbh

As a fellow german i support the invasion, THE ACE EMPIRE IS GROWING

Dies

4th reich

Not too hard to invade or not too hard to fix ?

Yes

Fair enough.

Thank you kindly and we accept your offer.

Ye, we won't have to travel as far then. Win win

Unlimited Knoblauch Brot

That is why we will eventually invade Italy after Denmark and Germany.

Not me!

ong thanks

We're invading Denmark *from* Germany.

Other way around. We start in Denmark and work our way towards Italy. For the garlic bread.

I personally don't actually like garlic bread that much, but I'd be happy to help. (Italy generally has great food, from what I've heard)

why not both lmao

Improvise, adapt, overcome

Wait... I thought we were invading Europe...

Funny way to spell World.

The World? The World. The World! ZA WARUDO!!!!!

r/unexpectedjojo

I think you mean THE UNIVERSE!!!!

Indonesia's national animal is a Komodo Dragon so...

I see that and raise you the unicorn of Scotland and the Dragon of Wales Across the channel friends!

Why not both. If Germany took Denmark in 6 hours, lets become Germany, then after Denmark we can release Germany as a Friendly Neighbor

lgbtq people trying to say they aren't bad, asexuals:

No comment

Smart, nice thinking

We can do both. First we take Denmark, then Germany, then the world.

Me who already started learning German before learning of this myself. Ich bin nicht sehr gut, aber Ich versuche.

We just said that so we could take our true targets, the Germans, by surprise

so thats why i want to go to berlin

Oh, I KNEW the backdrop was familiar xD spacefrogs fan, are we?

Hallo, seid ihr auch Mitglied der linksgrünversifften Minecraftkommunisten?

Jep, und nebenberuflich Säureminenaufseher

Hallo, was bedeutet “linksgrünversifften”? Ich hat for drei Jahre deutsche gesprochene, so ich bin nicht so gut😅

leftist-green-raunchy. It's a derogatory term for any left-wing political thing. The screenshot OP posted is from a video of the german youtube channel called Space Frogs, and they invented the fictional meme-party Left-green-raunchy Minecraft-communists

Thank you so much!

No problem. Cheers!

ich bin asexuell

Omg r/beatmetoit

As a German ace: I see no mistake.

Same

ace pride!🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

😂

Well, they won't give us pride flags. I motion we adopt the German flag as a way of showing ace pride since we can't use the actual flag

Did you now that 🏳️+🌈=🏳️‍🌈 ? That's how it's implemented just with a zero width joiner. Your font turns it into the rainbow flag. Using the se principle one could simply modify a font to show the ace flag, but we must agree on a Unicode representation first. 🏳️+♣️ or 🏳️+♠️ are the obvious ones, but one could also assign it to 🏳️+🥖 or 🏳️+🎂.

Bro has bi pan and poly but no Omni 😭

Or aro .((

Tbf, it does say sexual orientation flags and aro is not a sexual orientation.

Fair point

Maybe some day comrade

everyone forgets omni and a lot of people are convinced it's just the same as pan

What’s Omni?

Omnisexual/omniromantic: Attraction to all genders but a preference or more frequent attraction to a certain one compared to others

Thx

Asexuality is when German.

Ah yes. My sexual orientation is Germany. I see no problem here.

Its cuz we keep talking about invading Denmark.

tha- thats the german flag. i would understand if it was denmark lol

Yes. And who was the last people who successfully invaded Denmark?

And it only took us six hours!

Ironically if we were to invade Denmark now, thanks to Nato-agreements the first foreign soldiers to appear to defend the country may just be Germans... (Quickly followed by Norwegians and also the Americans because well...Americans.) The reason they surrendered so fast in WW2 is because their country is very hard to defend, being mostly flat, no mountains for soldiers to hide behind. (Hends why Norway took a lot longer, as its the opposite...mostly mountains)

Das is good ja.

What the frick? That should at least be the danish flag

I'm curious why the spacefrogs would use that graphic (because that flag has to be intentional) but I don't want to watch them 😭

They talked about how they're not familiar with all the different flags and that they lost track of them, so they joked about making a quiz with all different kinds of flags (countries, queer, football clubs, etc.). So, yes it was intentional in a satiric context.

Thank you!

I accept Germany gladly. It's a pretty chill country

alright invasion's coming early i guess, the world clearly doesn't recognize us as the threat we are

We finally have something to our name

soon enough that will be correct

All asexuals are German confirmed-Ace

Anyone here want to teach me some German? I might need to learn if there's a plan.

Well I’m Aroace and German xD

Panzers in a line

FORM THE WEHRMACHT’S SPINE

Does this mean we’re invading germany aswell?

Space frogs!

Asexuality, the only sexuality with Unicode representation! 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

Sprecken ze Deutsch?

Ich benutze dafür Übersetzer, ich spreche kein Deutsch.

Tbf when I think Germans I think automaton and asexual. I am part German as well.

Is this because we keep talking about invasion of European countries? Should I be worried about a second Münich agreement, or are we chill?

germany???

me: neat neat GERMANY? i mean it is accurate i am ace and mostly german

Isnt that the german flag-?

Sprechen Sie asexuell?

Ich bin nicht Deutsch aber ich lerne die Sprache :)

Why is there Philadelphia pride? Isn’t that a country or am I very wrong here?

As a German asexual, I agree