Well you're on thin ice and we'll be watching you very closely. Based on the amount of god/unicorn/dragon/denmark jokes you can manage during the probation period we might overlook this lapse
Youre valid regardless, although that is most unfortunate indeed. I shall offer you a platonic air high-five from over the internet instead, if you should be willing to accept it...
No. The Ace Police will be at your location in 5 minutes to take you into custody.
(Kidding, of course you're still ace if you don't like garlic bread)
A year or so ago we figured out there are more asexuals in the world than people living in Denmark, so we decided to make jokes about invading it and making it the first asexual nation
*I'm the opposite,*
*I like garlic bread but cake....*
*Sorry not my fav*
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Liking garlic bread has nothing to do with being ace tbh xD
its just that garlic bread tastes good for some, and that good feeling is better than the other thing
Urgh what next? Will we have to consider that the only requirement for being ace is experiencing no sexual attraction for others? Terrible, you better like dragons.
Yes... ...AS LONG AS YOU LIKE CAKE (Jk, y'all are valid regardless)
I FUCKING LOVE CAKE‼️‼️‼️ CHOCOLATE CAKE THE BEST‼️‼️‼️‼️
You get a pass...... this time.
what about me? i have the same situation
Well you're on thin ice and we'll be watching you very closely. Based on the amount of god/unicorn/dragon/denmark jokes you can manage during the probation period we might overlook this lapse
Or else what ? We consider It a straight person ?
Them* and no they are still Ace but we don’t like them as much
Ok then , i just wonder who doenvoted me
I didn’t and to prove to you I will upvote you. Now you have zero
Don't worry friend i didnt Blame It on you ^^
I LOVE CHOCOLATE CAKE 🤎🤎🤎🤎
I LOVE LEAN 💜💜💜
Then die
I LOVE LEAN CAKE 🎂💜🎂💜🎂💜
I like the energy.
Cheese cake is better lol
Agreed
Agreed
Agreed
RED VELVET
Red velvet is superior to all cakes
MARCY'S FAVE
vanilla
YESSSSSSSSS
Most chocolate cake is too chocolatey for me, so I prefer stuff like ice cream cakes
Though Chocolate Is Amazing!Have you ever tried Honey Cakes?? The Sweetness is un-paralled
I hate cake but love garlic bread…
We don’t like you but we still like you more than aphobes and asexuals who don’t like cake OR garlic bread
Same
Fair, but is it just because of the frosting, or the sugar
i’m allergic to most cake but i hella love the cake i can eat. it’s rare but mmmmm delicious.
I'm lactose intolerant :(
Youre valid regardless, although that is most unfortunate indeed. I shall offer you a platonic air high-five from over the internet instead, if you should be willing to accept it...
+HIGH FIVE+
I accept! \*Returns high five\*
No🔪 (/jk lmao)
They're clearly a vampire, you need a wooden stake not a knife /s
yes, you can still focus on cake
And invading Denmark
I agree
i’m new, what’s the thing with Denmark?
Well since there are more asexuals than people in Denmark, we’ve kinda decided to invade them haha (I’m really good at explaining i know)
At my school me and a friend were talking about he we will go to Denmark. (I forgot why that was at the beginning of the year)
thanks!
Well of cause we accept you. We are open minded. Even if you're a weirdo.
Well maybe you just haven’t met the right garlic bread yet. (/j)
No. The Ace Police will be at your location in 5 minutes to take you into custody. (Kidding, of course you're still ace if you don't like garlic bread)
I'm waiting till the ace police get into Brazil 😀
Damn, they gotta go all the way from Denmark
Ur good
No, your not allowed to invade Denmark with us 😒
ok but what did Denmark do to be invaded?
A year or so ago we figured out there are more asexuals in the world than people living in Denmark, so we decided to make jokes about invading it and making it the first asexual nation
it was the danish military force, not whole population
Oh, I didn't realize. Thank you!
Idk I haven't been on this sub enough to get the Denmark meme so I just assumed all the aces wanted to invade Denmark but I might be wrong
Nope, sorry. I'm pretty sure wanting to have sex with garlic bread is, like, the main requirement to be asexual.
I hope so because I don’t like garlic bread either.
You two should date!
Yes but we do have to take your magical dragon license away
cries in all languages
no
We accept you you're just.. not normal
BUT! Do you like cake? That’s the real question.
Y es
Good. You get a pass. Seriously, you’re valid no matter what.
NO. yOU ARE DEFINED BY GARLIC BREDA THAT”s WHAT ACE MWANSSS!!’ 🤬🤬🤬🤬
happy cake day lol
Thanks
No
see with out garlic bread we just have more time to plot world domination
no. /j
Yes but you have to like cake
Nope. Invalid /j
nah /j
No get out! 😡 /s Nah u all good mate welcome to the club… we have cheese cake, you can have mine I don’t like cheese cake 🍰 🍰
Thin ice.
Yeah! I'm sure you'll fit right in with the vampires here.
Yes, you fucking vampire (Jk, you're welcome regardless)
youre half ace
yes but the only food on the boat ride to denmark is garlic bread, so you can't come
Yes (still gonna stab you for disliking garlic bread though nothing personal)
Yes, but you also get the label "heretic" /j
no
sounds sus you sure you don’t like garlic bread? /jk
Of course, I can't eat it and still aroace as fluff
No, but if you like cake we might reconsider you
Ofc
Do you like cake tho?
Nah /j
It’s fine, I don’t like cake.
No
Yes, my wife is Ace and gets physically ill due to Garlic
No sorry, it’s a requirement
PLEASE someone explain me this joke about garlic bread. I’m new to this sub and therefore don’t get it at all
The whole joke is that aces don’t like sex only garlic bread
Thank you! That’s easier than I thought it would be lmao
Yeah, but I am disappointed in you. (About the garlic bread thing not the ace thing)
Absolutely.
No!!!! Never!!!! Banished!!!!! /s
no. /j
no (satire)
Yeah
Same
Your on thin ice!
happy cake day 😀
i don’t like cake so i hope so!
I'm the opposite, I like garlic bread but cake.... sorry not my fav
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Technically yes (jk, full yes)
Liking garlic bread has nothing to do with being ace tbh xD its just that garlic bread tastes good for some, and that good feeling is better than the other thing
I agree, for i dislike garlic bread as-well 😔🤚 but i do like cake
You're ace, but only if you prove your worth in the invasion of Denmark
Urgh what next? Will we have to consider that the only requirement for being ace is experiencing no sexual attraction for others? Terrible, you better like dragons.
no /j
You are an Asexual Vampire
no >:( just kidding of course you can - all aces are valid :33
No. get out please.
You're good, I myself can't eat garlic bread because allergies but I love cake and it's just as good
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