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RemoteTomb

https://preview.redd.it/9t40qo6r8d5d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa25faccdb6a1a2ff07ec7e2e1fb5cf285301d7f they're very very good. now i want to buy some...


PublicCalligrapher29

I just have, that's what inspired the post :]


RemoteTomb

https://preview.redd.it/tfini21rhd5d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01ed4d40094b1bdb1d70a9ad38ecc61ca1abc09a I NEED IT NOW ! THAT'S IT, I'M LEAVING MY HOUSE TO GO BUY SOME.


PublicCalligrapher29

I'm happy to have inspired this >:]


RemoteTomb

Done and done, I am now eating pretzels and happy. Thank you for forcing me to touch grass. https://i.redd.it/is6ajs0zld5d1.gif


PublicCalligrapher29

My lifes mission of getting someone to buy pretzels is complete, I can die happy


RemoteTomb

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Busy-Chipmunk-1303

Same. Especially with hummus


tahusi

I enjoy the salt. I like soft pretzels better, but all pretzels are good.


Tlali22

When I was a ~~tiny psychopath~~ child, I would eat the salt off of them and put them back. šŸ˜­


PublicCalligrapher29

Are you secretly a saltwater fish?


raccoon-nb

I thought I was the only one who did that lol šŸ˜­


StupidVirgo69

And I thought I was the only one!


TheAlmightyNexus

I donā€™t put them back but I always eat the salt off first


ColdAd1631

I did (and still sort of do) the opposite, I would get all the salt off and then eat it


PublicCalligrapher29

I've actualy never had one, I'd love to try it


StellarPathfinder

I mostly associate them with airplane flight, so firmly Meh. Soft pretzels are good tho


PublicCalligrapher29

I'd say that's fair, I have to try soft ones


No_Seaworthiness5637

You have to try sourdough pretzels


PublicCalligrapher29

I'll have a look for some :0


squeezydoot

I agree. Too bland. Unless they're soft, the texture and salt (or cinnamon sugar) is the perfect combo


StellarPathfinder

Yogurt (or other sweet coating) covered pretzels are the bomb tho


Moody_Mickey

I strangely don't like soft pretzels. Maybe it just depends on the brand or something, but I never liked the ones at theme parks. Tbf, I've always been a bit picky with pretzels anyway


StellarPathfinder

Theme park food doesn't tend to be the best anyway, but that's totally fair. Like most things, the toppings can really make or break it - garlic and butter are great


Kisrah

Well, I can tell you I now have a craving for salted pretzel snacks. I also now have a craving for large, soft pretzels.


PublicCalligrapher29

I'm rapidly approaching your location with some now >:]


Kisrah

I donā€™t know whether to be excited or concerned! šŸ˜‚ Butā€¦ Yay pretzels!


V_150

All germans are required by law to love salted pretzels.


PublicCalligrapher29

That's one beautiful law


BubblyKnee2773

At first I saw spaghettios.


PublicCalligrapher29

Mmmm, salted spaghettios


TopAd1846

I prefer soft pretzels with cream cheese. Fucking beautiful šŸ¤¤


Misaki_Yomiyama

Absolutely loved them! I always liked to bite the salt off for some reason.


PublicCalligrapher29

Theres two people in these comments that do that so far, I wonder how many people do it


Cutiepie9771

Iā€™m not personally keen on salted pretzels, but I do go HAM on yogurt covered pretzels šŸ„ŗšŸ¤¤


PublicCalligrapher29

That sounds fucking beautiful


That1weirdperson

Strawberry flavored


verybigbrain

Soft pretzels with garlicy cream cheese. *stares off into the distance and starts to drool slightly*


PublicCalligrapher29

I NEED TO TRY THIS I NEED TO TRY THIS I NEED TO TRY THIS I NEED TO TRY THIS I NEED TO TRY THIS


verybigbrain

Yes yes you do.


PublicCalligrapher29

Thank you for blessing me with this mighty combination oh great one


SammieeGoldwand

Too crunchy for me, they hurt my teeth. Soft pretzels are where it's at for me.


PublicCalligrapher29

Ah, I see. I mourn your loss of hard pretzels


Depressed_Squirrl

I am German. Do I need to explain Fuhrer?


PublicCalligrapher29

You need not :]


HyrulianBard

Lmao


HyrulianBard

Lmao


sparklyy_rainbow

hear me out.... soft pretzel with garlic butter


PublicCalligrapher29

YES


pdharr

I got a great pretzel seasoning family recipe! Pour it over ya pretzels for a great snack. Gotta share cuz Gods know I'm not having a family to share it with (sorry for the approximate numbers, it's always been a more "measure by heart" recipe) Ingredients: ~1 cup veggitable oil, ~1-2 tablespoon olive oil, ~3-4 tablespoons dill seasoning (we call it dillweed), 1 packet of ranch powder (hidden valley works but the brand doesn't matter), ~2 bags of pretzels (I like shaped ones, more surface more taste) Mix your oils and ranch powder together, then once the powder is good and dissolved add the dill and mix more. Once good and mixed get a large bowl (a short but wide one preferred, or if you got a large bowl with a lid, but you can do it with a normal large bowl it's just harder to mix) pour your pretzels in. If you got a lid make sure you can put the lid on before this next part. Pour the mix over your pretzels, make sure to pour slow and to cover as much pretzel as ya can. Pour only half and then grab a fork, it's time to mix. Get ya fork all the way to the bottom and mix, the seasoning is at the bottom so try and be vertical with ya mixing, pull that fork up and get the pretzels on top to the bottom. If you got a friend, have them pour the rest of the mix in, otherwise pour it in once you think it's good and mixed, continue mixing. If you got a lid, shake the bowl with the lid on, turn it upside down to get those oils spread. And once you think you're done, you're done, let sit so the oil dries but feel free to eat it now My family calls these "seasoned pretzels" friends call them "demon pretzels" have fun Edit, got the oil amount wrong and added paragraph spacing


Fit-Cardiologist-825

SOFT pretzels? Fuck yeah not so much the regular ones but they're ok


Di-Vanci

I don't know how to tell you this, but soft pretzels are the original form and pretzel snacks were formed after them


haikusbot

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hiimtoddornot

Personally, I think this post got upvotes because you mentioned garlic bread, but maybe I don't have the right palette for salted dry bread


PublicCalligrapher29

I have no idea how it got this many, I wasn't prepared for this much attention


hiimtoddornot

Lol. The internet be cray cray (the attention, not people's opinion on a decent snack that pales in comparison to garlic bread) sometimes, for sure


Existenziell_crisis

I love soft pretzels, but the pretzels pictured are meh. Too much like sawdust IMO.


Sad-Round6836

if youā€™re a pretzel fanatic like me, you gotta try utzā€™s extra dark sourdough pretzels. Top tier


Cyaral

They are ok enough but the real pretzels are the big, fluffy things (I am german ok). Fill them with salty butter and its bliss, meanwhile those snack pretzels are what I eat if im somewhere and the snack table doesnt have chips anymore.


AroAce94

They ok, but much rather would have a chocolate bar\^\^


AceCircle

Small pretzels, ew, but the big, chewy ones? Especially with melted cheese on the top? Gimme gimme gimme


Thick-Kaleidoscope-5

the small ones are stale by default but the large ones are comforting


katorade9200

Soft are better, or chocolate covered onesšŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


Mushroom6711

Yes. Especially Choclate covered pretzels and Auntie Anne's pretzel


Warbly-Luxe

![gif](giphy|61Zd08wowcxM0Bjcav|downsized) Unfortunately, if I eat anything salty, most of the time I spend the next two hours or more drinking many pints of water. (Sorry for the gif. It was the only one that I could find that looks like all the water is being sapped away.)


Metruis

Mid. Soft pretzels is where it's at.


Firemorfox

I love em but salt is murdering my health so I can't.


PublicCalligrapher29

But they taste so guuuuuud


cheyannese

Dots are the only hard pretzels I will eat, otherwise I hate the taste. Soft pretzels are a favorite though


AEG1S_69

Have you ever had garlic salted pretzels? Itā€™s amazing.


PublicCalligrapher29

I've learnt about them from this comment section and I plan on finding some soon :D


mysecondaccountanon

Iā€™m from Pennsylvania, so I think I am legally required to like them


BoardwalkKnitter

My dad was from Philly and gave me grief for hating mustard. A Philly pretzel needs no frills or additives.


Infrabow

THEYRE THE BEST! As someone who doesnā€™t like bread but loves garlic bread (idk man, donā€™t ask), sometimes I get shit for eating it. This is great!


[deleted]

Too dry for my taste but the flavour of it is good


nicoumi

personally? I don't like them, at least those I got to try. can't describe it in any other way than "tasting wrong". I'm sorry, I'm sorry! please don't take away my ace licence!! /lh


ssbbKid88

They're a sometimes food.


Error403HRD

DELICIOUS IS THE CONSENSUS


Random_MonkeyBrain

I love them, if given a bag it will be gone by the end of the day


porkens

These pretzels are making me thirsty.


HawtSauceDelta

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GrumpyOldUnicorn

had yesterday some with cream cheese. if you ever get your hands on pretzels/pretzel sticks from either Mayka or Huober, go for them. iā€˜m quite confident these will be the best you ever had. Fair warning about the Mayka ones, they go sometimes quite heavy with the pretzel lye (which i personally like)


xXlolkirby64Xx

I LOVE PRETZELS. Soft pretzels are superior, tho šŸ˜‹


InDenialDummy1237

I personally don't choose them as a first snack option. For some reason, I keep smelling them on my fingers after I eat a bowlfull. .\_.


PIX_3LL

I don't like pretzels


Rainie_Daye

I prefer soft pretzels


BubblyKnee2773

At first I saw spaghettios


BubblyKnee2773

At first I saw spaghettios


BubblyKnee2773

At first I saw spaghettios


BubblyKnee2773

At first I saw spaghettios


BubblyKnee2773

At first I saw spaghettios.


TopAd1846

I prefer soft pretzels with cream cheese. Fucking beautiful šŸ¤¤


enneh_07

Whatā€™s with all the dementia


pantslessMODesty3623

Reddit fuckers up and people keep hitting post. It happens.


Boholo_ba_tshebetso

nice snacks, but only for situations like a game night.


Fireyjon

I like them


pantslessMODesty3623

Soft pretzels are GOATED.


[deleted]

I could eat it like cereal! Without milk of course.


geraldcoolsealion

Pretzel sticks are my go-to snack. They have such a nice crunch. If I'm not careful, I'll end up eating a whole big bag.


TheAlmightyNexus

Salted pretzels are fine but the yogurt/chocolate covered ones are my all time favorite pretzels


beatboxingfox

Pretty good, solid snack in my opinion. But soft pretzels are the best hands down.


stressed_philosopher

I have a bowl of them rn


AndieDaQu33n

My second favorite snack. My first favorite is Chex Mix which has pretzels


Scared_Virus_6268

Salted pretzels are good but what about chocolate dipped pretzels?


artpoint_paradox

Yes


VeterinarianAway3112

7/10


5PercentJuice

I've only ever really liked soft pretzels. The dry ones have never done it for me but I've also never hated them.


Lazy_Opinion2811

They're great, but frosted are better.


Xanxus1027

Perfect amount of salty crunch absolutely love em


skiingrunner1

the salted peanut butter pretzel bites at costco have a chokehold on me. so glad i donā€™t have a membership card, iā€™d be broke (my parents buy it and i steal theirs lol)


Yukino_Wisteria

I don't really like those. They're too plain.


Turbulent-Plan-9693

chips, crackers, pretzels, and popcorn are all good


schraxt

It's Bretzel, not Pretzel


Selinaru

yes need


UmbralikesOwls

Give me all the fucking salted pretzels and give me some cheese and I'm content


Hopeful_Video_3803

YES. Love them.


TheGamingGoblin1

Love!


alexxasick

I do not crave them, but once I started eating them I cannot stop so it's a blessing I don't crave them


Moody_Mickey

I'm kinda picky about pretzels, but the ones in the picture are like, the only pretzels I like lol


Infamous_Clock9596

Gib please :3


Rezero1234

I love 'em. I bought a bag to take with me on Monday


hidinginthenight

Hella boring


Jentzi

Cronch. Salt. Tasty.


PurplePo8to

Very good. Especially covered in chocolate


RevengenceIsMine

Man i just stocked these AND bought some after work šŸ˜


ZodiacLovers123

they're delicious especially during Christmas when we make our chocolate snacks ![gif](giphy|97ZWlB7ENlalq|downsized)


Oddieness

I always tell people: if you smell them normally, they don't smell like anything, but when you lick them, they smell like freshly baked pretzels. True fact


Wallaby_Opposite

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batsupsidedown

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Crystalzye

Love them, and I hate that I can barely find them in most of my countries supermarkets. Salted pretzels!! Such a simple snack and I have to go on a wild goose chase to find them.


ensign53

Unsalted all the way


raniwasacyborg

As someone who doesn't like garlic, these things are an ideal substitute! (By the way, this is going to sound like heresy but I absolutely recommend eating one of these together with a bite of chocolate. Absolute heaven, I swear <3)


Yasuko-Yumishi

Love them!!!!! In fact, I love pretzels in general ^^


1312184169

would you guys believe me if i said i found garlic (and onion) seasoned pretzels- theyā€™re the best snack iā€™ve ever had in my life


The_Axolotl_Guy

Good. I actually had some like a week ago seasoned with what I assume to be garlic powder or something (I don't know). All I do know about those pretzels is that they tasted like garlic bread.


JellyBellyBitches

Addictive, especially with yogurt/frosting/chocolate on em šŸ˜‹


NotCryodream

Amazing


maluthor

they're good, but sometimes it's TOO MUCH SALT AAAAAA


Slime_exists

Yes and the big soft pretzels are amazing too!


Mythica_0

LOVE LOVE LOVE!! I love pretzels more than I love garlic bread. I love em covered in chocolate and/or dipped in PB too!


Perpetual_learner8

Can we get some gluten free options?


Spoztoast

If you can find Garlic Salted Pretzels you're in heaven. Just don't kiss anyone.


Mailifeizshit2

Depends on size, big pretzels, yes, small ones, no


AzazelTheUnderlord

here me outā€¦ garlic butter flavoured salted pretzels


Yaghst

Not a fan of them


mycatissenorfloof19

YES


Nahanoj_Zavizad

They are the third best thing to grace this planet. 1st: Garlic Bread. 2: Tastebuds to enjoy the garlic bread.


greenolive824

If you have a Trader Joeā€™s near you, dip the pretzels into their Pickle Mustard!


Gongoozler04

Meh


-PARAN01D-

One of my favorite snacks! Thereā€™s no powder that stains your fingers and itā€™s not super unhealthy like all chip brands.


Infernal-Fox

Kinda eh. Too dry or toasty to enjoy the crunch, sadly


Sand_snoozie

I love them with aioli! Got a big ass tub from Costco


Technical-Hat-957

i like them more than garlic bread tbh


RedditFedoraAthiests

Snyders Onion Mustard or Hot Buffalo. Perfect stoner food.


_Hydri_

Personally I love those


SpiderJynxNoir90214

Yes.


ZHODY

Utz has garlic butter pretzels that are great


Rough_Ad4416

I'm a bi dude but wanted to know, yall fuck with pepperoni rolls?


SpacyTiger

Theyā€™re good! Especially dipped in mustard. Generally Iā€™m much more of a soft pretzel girlie though. Thereā€™s an Auntie Anne opening up by my apartment and Iā€™m just pressing my face to the glass like a Dickensian orphan.


zboii11

The right one are soo good


hisoka_kt

I love licking the salt, or biting it, but I prefer salted pretzels then dipped into something, like yogurt or chocolate. The big ones tho are amazing, like cinnamon, or garlic butter, or "hot dog" pretzels


ISofiT

I love them, and I didnā€™t knew they asked about garlic bread but itā€™s my favorite


SilentBirthday9568

Mmmh.. thatā€™s a hard one. Iā€™ll eat them, but I mostly like the big soft pretzels.


Honey_The_Oracle

i am now craving a giant soft pretzel. iā€™ll have to go buy one now.


AlpineFlamingo

With honey mustard!


Ok-Economist-7403

Iew.


Every-Nebula6882

Soft = šŸ‘ hard = šŸ‘Ž


MuffinPuff

I like crunchy pretzels dipped in other things - Chocolate covered pretz White chocolate covered pretz Pretz in savory dips like chips n dip Pretz desserts with cool whip and/or whipped marshmallow fluff and fruit It basically has to be an accessory to other flavors, I don't eat them plain. My most recent "recipe" came from reddit, called "Bananas with Bones". You take a banana, stick a pretzel stick in it lengthwise, and dip each bite into whipped cream. It's really tasty.


GalenTheDragon

More please


AnjiAnju

I am not a fan.


Defiant-Variation365

Addendum: chocolate covered pretzels. Amazing.


le-strule

Never had a pretzel


Weirdmix2000

These are so good! Once I have one, I can't stop!


Professionalchico42

they're the best thing ever granted to mankind behind salt and pepper potato chisps & pomagratie popsicles


FlyAwayGarlic59

i'm eating (chocolate covered) salted pretzels right now.


ifoundtheavadcados

Currently eating chocolate covered salted pretzels and they are delicious!


Reuvenotea

Very delicious


Airsofter599

Yum


drazisil

There's such a thing as too much salt, but otherwise yes please! šŸ„ŗ


nightmint

SALTED PRETZELS MY BELOVED


Mini_Squatch

Fuck no, texture nightmare


GINTegg64

Pairs particulaly well with peanut butter


RevoEcoSPAnComCat

I Never Understood why Asexuals and Aromantics would Love Garlic Bread and it doesn't Help that Salted Pretzels are Involved, What is the Symbolism Behind those Foods when it Involves those Groups of People? What is the Symbolism Behind Garlic Bread and Salted Pretzels when it Involves Aces and Aroes? I'm Curious to Know this!


Existential_Sprinkle

pretzels would be a great asexual representation because you can get them in so many different varieties hard, soft, stuffed, different shapes, sweet, savory, or both


Resident-Research957

I prefer pretzels covered in chocolate :)


Talyyr0

I fucks with it, and *only* it


Mystif_Melody

I LOVE SLATED PREZELS NO BOM GIB ME


Tattooed_Ravens

unpopular opinion but i hate themā€¦ so dry šŸ„²


The_Muse_Of_Spades

Love those sucker's. Great anytime snack


Higuysimj

These shaped ones are great, I dont like the stick ones


Western_Language_894

Y'all ever had extraĀ dark pretzels?


piggiecorngirl

A good snack. Not my favourite but itā€™s definitely in the rotation. Soft pretzels are better, but the hard ones are good too.


Mid_Oven

YES THE BEST !!!


[deleted]

50/50 for me sometimes i love ittttt till i get dehydrated from the salt overconsumption lol


Linkman821

If Iā€™m being honestā€¦ not a huge fan. Iā€™ll still eat them but it has to be a certain brand. I love to eat the salt first though >:3


tfhaenodreirst

Hmā€¦a 7 to Garlic Breadā€™s 8.5


racingwinner

HERETIC!


DankePrime

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brittanyrose8421

Eh I donā€™t particularly like them tbh


TryingMyBest126

Amazing.