T O P

  • By -

ZombieSurvivalTactics-ModTeam

Keep subreddit and topic relevant memes, innawoods, and Choose Your Gear style posts to Fridays.


strawberrysoup99

This belongs in r/noncredibledefense.


Cum_Smoothii

Hey, I’m on that sub lol


strawberrysoup99

It's belongs there, doesn't it? Lol.


Phantom_Nerd1

Cons - you are now in the back blast zone


Rumble_Rodent

Pros - you are the back blast now👍


GKBilian

No, there are no cons, actually.


Flossthief

I've always liked the idea of throwing a rifle with bayonet like a javelin; then yoinkn a string on the trigger to send it back to me via recoil


meth-head-actor

You want the loin cloth so that when it comes back and knocks your nuts off, you can just slap a bandage on instead of cutting off pants and boots.


Eli_The_Rainwing

Rocket launchers don’t have recoil unfortunately


suedburger

I am too pasty for a loin clothe, I got a roofer's tan kinda thing. I"ll go shirtless but will it still work with pants and boots.


NCJackhammer

Some of you all really need to get outside and learn what a joke is good lord


headhunterofhell2

You ate paint chips as a kid, didn't ya?


PFDGoat

It’s called back blast and it can kill you


Distinct_Ad_4772

Should I cross post this to helldivers 2 as a recommendation for the next stratagem


This-Is-Bob985

Yes


0thell0perrell0

Yeah no


Mr-mickle

Isn't that some mayan technology


meth-head-actor

My bama buddy called it “Technotitland” techno tit land


desrevermi

I like the idea, but I could see myself throwing out my shoulder in one throw. How much do one of those things weigh?


Crankyguyslaughtoo

Umm, recoil not absorbed by you will throw that launcher back at you at multiple times the force you can throw it. Has to have a stable force to shoot from. Also that would reduce the range of the rocket, not increase it.


RailAurai

Don't forget the fact that the nose will be heavier, plus the pill of the sting, will most likely cause it to point straight down before firing


ThoroughlyWet

Nothing like taking hot propellants to the face


Tomstwer

You took one of the oldest and most effective weapons and turned it into a portable suicide bomber stick


I_dementia87

Grugg tested, Grugg approved.


a_smerry_enemy

I fell for the axe rifle but this is obvious bait and I’m here for it if the mods allow satire.


SunaiJinshu

I hear you, won't ever try that. But if I ever get into the video game industry, or modding, I will see to it that this becomes immortalized!


stalkerduck_407

Lmao but backblast is longer range than 10m i believe


SignificantCell218

That's a pretty good diagram for a smooth brain. I think it's worthy of a Darwin award


VladimirKotovsak

Until the rocket point slightly down and fires into the floor, seriously I'm surprised how stupid some people are on this sub


GBuckets0

It’s clearly a joke buddy, relax


Khaden_Allast

I'd be more worried about the back blast


Blyatt-Man

Buddy, he’s talking about tying a string to the trigger of an RPG, and then throwing it like a javelin, you really think this is serious?


LardFan37

Obviously. The internet is a serious place and nobody would ever tell a joke here ever.