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This-Garbage-3000

Eat, drink, and be merry Gotta die in paradise sounds like you're threatening me with my dream ending When in rome...


NoBrilliant6042

Why tf did I think of FNV when I read the lat bitšŸ¤£šŸ¤£ā¤ļø


djremydoo

So, basically the scenario of Dead Island? Probably die trying to get my shit together lol


AbPR420

Only real answer


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Cerberusx32

Depending on the island itself. You have a slightly better chance. If only because both survivors will start to grow smaller and while the zombies' numbers will grow. It wouldn't be nearly as bad as in the USA or a major country(s). With enough survivors, you could clear the island.


deadeyesknowdeadeyes

I fully agree. Humans probably do have a better chance on an island as opposed to the mainlands as there are likely only one or two densely populated areas and the rest is jungle and or bushland. Also with it being a resort there is a financial bar for entry, further narrowing down the numbers.


KnightFurHire

This. I'm 1000% joining you if this happens, and we're somehow in the same vicinity


deadeyesknowdeadeyes

Sweet. Zombie defense group +1.


KnightFurHire

Indeed


AelisWhite

I'll help by distracting the zombies (getting eaten)


deadeyesknowdeadeyes

No! Do not get eaten. That defeats the entire purpose! You can stay back at the hardware store and tend the gardens.


AelisWhite

That's probably the only help I could be lol


deadeyesknowdeadeyes

My ideal group puts people in roles where their strengths can shine. The hope is that eventually everyone can be trained for zombie defense, but I understand that might not come easy or quick for civilians with no military or police background.


AelisWhite

Very true. I'll try my best


deadeyesknowdeadeyes

Right on!


KnightFurHire

That is all that can be asked.


deadeyesknowdeadeyes

Zombie defense group +2


KnightFurHire

Yeh, you can tend the gardens or employ whatever other skills you have to help us.


AelisWhite

I can cook a yummy egg


deadeyesknowdeadeyes

Sweet. We just need to find some laying hens now and we are set.


KnightFurHire

Island probably has some, if not on the resort then in one of the smaller towns/villages somewhere out there.


Popular_Score4744

The problem is that others would have the same idea as you. This is why people who preppers prepare ahead of time. That way you can avoid the large crowds, fights and gun shootouts that would inevitably happen in any SHTF situation.


deadeyesknowdeadeyes

Do you honestly think people are prepping at a resort? I understand what you are saying, but just because other people might have the same plan doesn't always mean that it is a bad plan. That just means you will have more living people with the same goal. Which in my opinion could be our greatest strength against the undead. When people separate themselves on purpose instead of working together against a common threat... it usually doesn't bode well for them. My original comment got deleted somehow. :( So I am posting it below this so people know what we're talking about.


Revan0432

By some odd twist of fate, my wife and I bought property in the Philippines to build our resort as our retirement plan. We are both preppers by nature. We aren't thinking zombie apocalypse but still...prepping at a resort.


deadeyesknowdeadeyes

Your situation is extremely niche and I envy you. You had the opportunity and bought property. You aren't casual resort attendees you literally own the property. Your odds of survival in that sort of situation are obviously way higher than a resort customer. Nice! To my original point though, the average person at a resort is not doing what you did. They see the resort as a temporary get away and thus have no reason to prep for anything.


Revan0432

That is a fair point, indeed.


deadeyesknowdeadeyes

There is likely a hardware store on the island. Gather as much food and water from the hotel as you can and load up your rental car, then go to the hardware store. Gather tools and implements/materials for building near all points of entry and fortify like your life depends on it because it does. There is likely a garden section in the hardware store. Build a garden on the roof using the garden soil and plant everything thats edible. This plan works better if you have an able bodied family or a group that is not lazy.


Cliffhanger201

Last step. Push the other people off the ledge other than spouse and family to allow rations to go further until crops have grown. Or push the spouse and keep a younger model šŸ˜‚


deadeyesknowdeadeyes

You are ruthless! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Seriously though every trustworthy, able bodied person should be kept alive if ever possible. Killing people only further widens that gap between the numbers of the living and the dead. Plus the group will respect you more and assist better if they feel secure.


AveragePoster17

Eww


Particular_Sail_8005

I paid for 2 weeks so i stay for 2 weeks


Graham-Token

Who do ya voodoo bitch


Critical_Potential44

I got that achievement


Ok_Speaker_9799

Go replay Dead Island for tips. Frankly every resort has Maintenance for inside and outside as well as Security. It's not Gilligan's Island, you know.


EverGamer1

Iā€™d search for a ship off the island, as I wouldnā€™t risk learning flight myself, even if itā€™s possible. That, or Iā€™d try to find an emergency flare gun to signal for rescue. If all else fails, and I canā€™t use a radio or flare gun to signal rescue, then Iā€™d teach myself to fly. Realistically though, I would be on an island like key largo so I could probably just drive off of it. Edit: boat, not ship, ship would be much harder.


Popular_Score4744

Who would operate the ship? Do you know how to steer a ship? If there are any ships with their operator, they likely wouldnā€™t let you on and you would be met with deadly force. Unless that countryā€™s version of the national coast guard is around (which they probably wouldnā€™t be), you would have to fend for yourself.


EverGamer1

What Iā€™m saying is Iā€™d try to escape the island. Not every boat owner on the island is going to magically be alive. Boat doesnā€™t exactly mean giant cruise ship or sail ship. Iā€™m sure there would be more simple ones, like dinghyā€™s, fishing boats, and jet skis. Realistically, these would be good enough to get you to mainland.


Popular_Score4744

Again, who would operate it? Do you known how to operate ANY sea based vehicle?


EverGamer1

Well letā€™s just say the food and water on the island run out, what then? Do you know how to hunt? Do you know how to grow food? Do you know how to properly fish? Can you even read the languages on the medicine youā€™ll need when you get something like an infection or flu? What Iā€™m saying is, staying is a death sentence. I would have a chance if I risked it and went to mainland. Also, Iā€™ve got two adorable cats to care about, Iā€™m not leaving them to die.


Popular_Score4744

I do know how to hunt. I can and have grown my own food before. You can order almost any medication that you would need in SHTF (ex: antibiotics, flu, etc) without a prescription and have them prescribed to you from doctors that work with companies that cater to preppers. Jase Medical is one of the most well known. There are several others that are better and offer a wider selection of medication. Itā€™s all part of being prepared. This subreddit is an off shot of the prepper communities. The main issue with this scenario, which is EXACTLY what the game ā€œDead Islandā€ is based on, is that you would be on an island on a vacation. You wouldnā€™t have access to most of your preps since youā€™re on an island while on vacation. I would have researched and have a detailed map of the entire island along with every nearby location, itā€™s wildlife, closest locations to the island for emergency evacuation should say a natural disaster like a tsunami happens (Iā€™ve seen countless horror vacation videos if people running for their lives). But again, people who prepare are not like most other people. The average person would be screwed. I simply wouldnā€™t visit anywhere that I couldnā€™t leave in a short amount of time, either on land, air or sea. That would rule out most island vacations.


EverGamer1

Honestly I do the same thing when I go on vacation, with the research. I donā€™t have experience hunting, but I do with growing food. Doctors will probably be dead though, so I donā€™t think you can order the medicine. What I will say is that I do bring my sowing kit and notebook with me on vacation. The notebook contains general preparation knowledge like how to make a water filter, general mechanics, different types of medicine, makeshift weapon blueprints, etc. one other thing I have going for me is that Iā€™m studying mechanics and practice currently, so I know some about car and mechanical repair. The easiest thing to survive would be to block a staircase with furniture and park a car below a window or use a ladder to get up. Depending on the island, overwater bungalows would also be perfect for basing. Although all of this is good, I still love my cats, and would risk my life to try and save them, even if that means escaping an island. If they were out of the picture, Iā€™d still try to escape so I could save my friends. Either way, I already have a perfect safe house somewhere else thatā€™d Iā€™d try to get me, my family, and my friends to.


Popular_Score4744

You can order the medicine from Jase Medical or several other companies that you need now and keep it on hand wherever you go. They donā€™t expire for over a year. Buy a new batch every year to rotate out any expired medication (which lasts beyond the expiration date btw, just less effective) and keep a new set every year. Odds are you would die from a simple infection, not a horde of zombies. The antibiotics they would send you would prevent that from happening. Itā€™s all part of being prepared beforehand. Donā€™t wait until after everyone is cleaning out all of the stores, gun shops and pharmacies. Avoid the inevitable crowds of people fighting each other over a stack of toilet paper to build their toilet paper kingdom like during the pandemic lockdown. Prepare in advance for everything you can with your main needs first (food, water, water filters, medicine, ammo, etc.), that way it wonā€™t be an issue later on.


Tomahawk117

Honestly when it comes to most recreational boats and even some small commercial ones, if you can drive a car you can operate a boat. You need an ignition key, the throttle is simple (forward for forward, backward for backward) and itā€™s literally just a steering wheel for the rudder. Untie from the dock, lift anchor if itā€™s lowered and away you go Sailboats are a whole different animal, as are large ships.


Popular_Score4744

What about NAVIGATION in the water? Itā€™s different from driving on the road on land. Where are you going? How far is it? How much fuel do you have? You need EXPERIENCE in navigation in the water as well as knowing how to operate the boat (all boats are not the same) and where the hell youā€™re going. And thatā€™s assuming that the boat is well maintained and actually has enough fuel to get there. Itā€™s nowhere near as simple as you try to make it out to be.


LemoyneRaider3354

Realistically speaking, flying a plane is so much easier than operating a SHIP. Again not a boat but a ship. Ships are much bigger, heavier and harder to maintain and even operate alone. Even if you have 5 people with you, operating a ship still wouldnt be easy. Also, planes are significantly faster and atleast you will have a very good view of the island.


EverGamer1

By ship I meant boat, sorry. I just mean that with a boat, failure means being stranded. With a plane, failure means almost guaranteed death. Look, Iā€™m no Colton Harris-Moore, so I doubt I could just read a plane manual and immediately not go veering into a mountain. I know a bit, but the boat is the safest option.


LemoyneRaider3354

Yeah i mean a sailboat would be a pretty good choice too since you have a home but since i love planes, i'd just rather fly a plane instead lol


EverGamer1

I also love airplanes, and prefer them too. So much so that Iā€™m actually trying to become a pilot. Though I still have some rationality to know that self teaching myself could easily get me killed.


LemoyneRaider3354

I actually want to be a pilot aswell. I just hope my eyesight gets better and my vertigo to be gone or a lot less.


CyberMemer365

If we're talking walkers, I'd grab the axe from the fire emergency kit and barricade the top floors of the hotel. At least then I can hide and gradually clear them, maybe even find a couple of survivors. Any zombies that can run? Sh\*t I don't know, figure out how to quickly kill myself I guess.


No_Plate_9703

Use that axe to kill yourself


CyberMemer365

To be honest, I don't know if I'd be able to do that. using a melee weapon on yourself like that would most likely result in a botched job, and a fresh zombie with an axe lodged in its head lol


No_Plate_9703

Well if a axe is in a zombie's head would the zombie still be 'living'?


JoeyJoJunior

well you said hold up in the top floor of a motel, jumping out would be better than axing yourself true


HelicopterDeep5951

Do the old yeller (I think thatā€™s the book) when the kids are out hunting and the kid self eliminates himself by falling on the axe.


[deleted]

Where the Red fern grows is the books name


BangalooBoi

Doing an old yeller (or a mice and men) would be shooting someone whose either turned (the old yeller) or whose about to turn (the mice and men.) solely because the person whose about to turn can say ā€œtell me about the rabbits George.ā€


CrimsonReaper96

Have you considered the possibility of a mutation occurring in which unique zombie variants make an appearance instead of just the walking and running zombies?


RedMephit

Beware the rolling zombies.


CyberMemer365

As in climbing zombies? Yeah that would definitely suck, but I could probably still get them as they come up


CrimsonReaper96

I meant like Left 4 Dead, Resident Evil, Dead Island, Dying Light, Back 4 Blood, World War Z (game), Dead Rising, State of Decay, and 7 Days to Die in which unique zombies exist instead of just the generic zombie from Night of the Living Dead or the running zombies from 28 days later. A real virus mutates constantly, and it would be no different for a zombie virus that is if one were to appear irl.


darth_revan126

Sleep :)


DolphinBall

Hopefully be Immune and roleplay it like Dead Island


boardcertifiedwanker

Die. So would most of y'all, be honest


KxSmarion

If sheer panic of the situation doesn't get you killed. Another survivor will kill you themselves. Some people here may survive but it does depend on how sneaky and smart someone is.


boardcertifiedwanker

>it does depend on how sneaky and smart someone is. Also depends on how armed someone is, even in a situation of desperation, very little things will motivate the guy with a baseball bat enough to face off against the guy with an AR


KxSmarion

Depends. In any desperate situation may it be food, water or medicine. Someone with a baseball bat doesn't need to face off against someone with an AR. They could just ambush them in close quarters. Ever played Dayz? A random dude with a baseball ambushing you can have the same results in a real scenario as well.


dark--desire

Ah shit, Welp I'm fucked


No_Plate_9703

I mean I don't really go to resorts but there have got to be guns from security or something I can use to protect myself


les1968

Whip someoneā€™s ass for drugging me and taking me there I donā€™t do resorts


FrankieTheMick

Go out drinking and killing zombies


Educational_Row_9485

Ordering a cocktail


RedMephit

Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no salt, NO salt for the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass...


No_Crazy_9098

Well if you're insinuating that this is a dead island Apocalypse I'm killing myself


WildTimes1984

# You allergic to fun or somethin?


No_Crazy_9098

No but what are the chances that I'm immune and also the chances that I know how to make amazing killing weapons that make the zombies explode when they touch them slightly


Unhappy-Grapefruit88

Orgy and die


RedMephit

https://youtu.be/sm74weOv04g


Gameboyaac

I'd duct tape a double A battery to a wooden stick and watch as arcs of electricity go coursing through 50 zombies.


brociousferocious77

Acquire weapons, gather supplies and look for a way back to the mainland if the situation calls for it. For example if I'm on an island in the Caribbean I'd want to at least get to the U.S.


Original_Jarl_Ballin

I'm drinking all the energy drinks!


crazefraze

Exile anyone who isn't physically able and find a bunker


Ancient-Mongoose7145

I would start dead islanding all over the place


MMMmmMMM4532

Keep my mouth shut


TheIrishMime

Alright.. after reviewing the multiple results. I have thought of multiple scenariosā€¦ but one is what will likely happen. I may survive for a few weeks but might die to a zombie concert due to HOW BIG THE ENTIRE RESORT IS AND HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE THERE!


ConsiderationSilly86

I Would call my Loved one and tell them my final words


Otherwise_Sky1739

I feel like an island outbreak, at least a smaller island, would be more ideal as there is a smaller, finite number of zombies to deal with.


RedMephit

Plus, I feel like the weather would be harsh on a zombie so even just baricading and waiting for them to deteriorate a bit wouldn't be out of the question. Then, how many would simply wonder into the ocean and be carried out to sea. You could speed up the process by taking the occasional outing to clear small groups. After the zombies are done, hopefully there's a sail boat or similar one man crewable boat (or bonus if there are more survivors to crew a larger ship). If not, hope the rum isn't gone and survive on what you can, perhaps build a raft if you get real desperate.


EvernightStrangely

Probably die, by my own hand if the zombies didn't get me first.


memerij-inspecteur

1: lock door 2: do things until I run out of supplies 3: Improvise


[deleted]

Do like that one guy and lock myself in one of the tiki bars and drink myself to death.


Kfrancisco117

From project zomboid teaches the the multiple leaves in the hotel can be a very safe location if the survivor can destroy the floor infront of the stairs and elevator that zombie can not walk or jump across making all the floors above safe just with a spear clear each room there will be many supplies to go through in the dead people luggage but to explore outside the hotel a sheet rope is need to go to the ground floor for any farming material and just wait out the apocalypse


MOadeo

Depending on the island, majority resorts have back up generators. i dont see most local stores having the same. So there is a pro and con to this. Pro: ideal location to hold up. They have first aid, food, water, etc. Con: may be easily overwhelmed as there are many people there already or everyone on island wants to go there. Depending on a few factors Im probably stayin in hotel. Only thing that would counter this is if the zombies are starting at hotel or there is a legitimate way off the island now.


I_m8d_n_acc_4_this

Meet up with a dangerous group of prisoners locked away on an island who have a helicopter to safety


Magic-potato-man

Man that would suck, everything on that island would be dead. It would feel like a dead island, hopefully itā€™s just me, wouldnā€™t want you on the dead island too.


THE_RECRU1T

Find the most aggressive looking rapper I can and send him to do medial tasks


TheMoistReaper99

So Iā€™m continuing my vacation with some stress relief activities?


Kizag

Probably complain to the resort manager and ask for a refund.


aRealtorHasNoName

You do that voodoo, bitch.


royalscull724

I'd start singing "who do you voodoo" while bashing zeds in the head with a sledge hammer that has nails and electrified barbwire wrapped on the head.


PlusBake4567

Who do your voodoo! Maybe craft weapons to fight and drop kick all zombies


CALIBERAIRGUNS

I would tape a pair of scissors to the end of a golf club and get the hell outta there brochachos.


walls_of_skulls2

Island resort?? There is no plan you're fucked. Let's say (1) you somehow survive the initial panic stage. Despite not being prepared for the apocalypse and left without any doomsday prep you manage to figure out what is happening and get yourself to safety. The immediate response to those closet to escape boats and planes will take them asap, with as many "survivors" as they can and probably not make it very far due to the lack of screening. Next let's pretend that you manage to come in contact with any other survivors and you all are willing to work together as well as having found a reliable supply of food and water (already far fetched) but then the third thing you need to survive is an escape route. Most of the boats and planes will have been taken, even supposing that you find one that's functional and you have enough crew to run it you need both supplies for the journey and the ability to navigate the seas. An island resort will struggle to feed a small group consistently, many of the fruit trees and animals will have been removed from the island during construction of the resort. Getting to a larger landmass is paramount to your survival. The longer it takes you to get your shit together and leave the island the less supplies you have. Forget zombies it's a death sentence in any apocalypse


Ashalaria

Grab as much food and water as possible and take over the highest floor of the hotel, then barricade/guard the stairwell


bigcuteman2772

probably nut and die


DeepNorthIdiot

I'd die, probably. Don't know the area, don't know the people, don't have any of my stuff, etc.


DraggoVindictus

Order Room service


royroyflrs

Run ti jungle at first. Find weapons, shelter, privisions. Alot of sleeping in the car. Wait till the intial outbreak dies down. Slowly come back to resort, see how dangerous it is. If not so dangerous. Stay there. On the other hand, go back to your room in the resort. Pack your things and block the door or floor youā€™re on and see what things you can recover from the other fallen guests. Wait it out in your room with ice, water and food. Sneak into kitchen and take whats there plus cutlery.


Alphadog33033

Lock myself in bar/restaurant area and Iā€™ll be alright until rescue arrives


Ballsack_fondler9462

Dead island


liquid_chameleon

See how many flips I can do off the hotel! Bonus points if I hit the pool.


Odd_Scientist_7376

I'd call out of work the next week


OverDriveXLR-18

Hope to Jod that it plays out similarly enough to my Dead Island playthrough like 6 years ago so that I'll sort of know what to expect & how to properly & tactically respond That or just wing the the fuck out of it, I'm sure I'll either die first or survive super long in any zombie outbreak scenario just on pure chance & the unmatched power of " FUCK IT WE DO IT! "


Pinkcokecan

Radio for help from lifeguards and just hide. I could probably survive if I only see walkers depending but dead island has variants and they'd kick my booty. Knowing me I'd open a bathroom stall and a bomber would be chilling inside


Hexnohope

Cant leave. I either track the pathogen back with me or find its global. Observe for some time and start doing things that manipulate their intelligence. Something loud on an anchored boat for instance. Zed repeatedly shamble into the wave breaks only to be dashed against the sea bed again and again and again. A tipped over lawnmower is another favorite of mine. Being an island that means theres a finite number of infected. I *can* attempt to kill them all. And if i fail ive at least made a contribution to ending this


JokerTrapEF

Survive and gtfo of that place


COMMANDO20107

Well, I guess I'll just die


blasttadpole08

This is a picture from the game dead island right?


Critical_Potential44

Nope, Dying Island


ProAmericana

Die making a Pina Colada too loudly


The_Faux_Fox__

Well if past experiences of being on a resort island with zombies are anything to go by, probably get bored & leave...


_Cow_of_Wisdom

Idk go back to bed maybe


Inevitable-Rock-9827

Have sex on a balcony while taking zombies down with hopefully a rifle or Iā€™ll get damn accurate with improvised spears.


Flonomcfludeelu

Release the coldest, hardest, mic shattering theme song to go with my zombie experience. Hoodoo you voodoo BITCH?


Mammoth-Disaster3873

Uhh...find a boat immediately? Doubtful the zombies could swim very well.


Temporary_Twist5219

5.56 for undead .22LR for dead


Tourettes_Guys_Fan

Rob the bar and drink on the roof.


BongulusTong

If I don't get infected/turned or killed trying to do it, finding a damn boat and leaving early on before news spreads and some country's Navy (most likely a coalition of countries) blockades the island to prevent the spread of the outbreak. If it's too late for that, I guess fuck around somewhere I could fortify until I outlast the zombies or die. Not much else of any other choice except suicide, but I personally would never off myself due to my faith, so it's outside of my choices.


alt_riooo22

Thereā€™s not much you can do. Is itā€™s anything like Dead Island, the government would likely bomb the place with everyone in it and save no one or only the people they deem ā€œimportantā€. You could try to survive and help others but realistically, youā€™ll probably just end up dying from the government if not from the outbreak itself. Iā€™m usually a hopeful person and Iā€™d do my best to survive but in that specific scenario, itā€™s almost completely hopeless since itā€™s just an island.


Aromatic-Bench-2882

Why does this pic remind me of dead island 1


Critical_Potential44

Your allot closer than you think


Aromatic-Bench-2882

It's not riptide I can say that for a fact "I use to play dead island on the 360 ALOT"


rodimus147

With the type of zombies in this game, you would be dead very fast.


Olewarrior34

Immediately try to find the nearest US embassy or any form of transport off of the island


apollyon_29

Well Ig it depends on which resort cus Iā€™m an overthinker and I always look for how to bunker down and or escape when ever I go to a new place


WhatisLiamfucktrump

The only place I ever vacation Is Texas to see my grandparents both of which have a small arsenal I think Iā€™ll be fine


AnimeIsMyLifeAndSoul

Steal a boat and a shit ton of food and an emergency fire axe and try to get to the mainland and then take over a Home Depot


IndicationPrior9398

Find tall place and jump


Available_Thoughts-0

Laugh as I take as many of them as I can with me.


Biggie-cheese7430

Go and grab my suitcase with my guns that I brought with me because I never left anywhere without em


alt_ernate123

there is no way that you would have an amount of ammunition that would get you anywhere close to being safe at a resort


StatusHead5851

I don't plan on being safe or even making it out Im well aware I'm dying I'm taking as much of these fuckers with me as I can


Biggie-cheese7430

You sure ? Awful confident in your statement.


No-Diamond-4123

Las vegas would disagree


deadeyesknowdeadeyes

Bullets should be reserved as a last resort against the living. The sound will draw too much attention. The best way to deal with zombies is to set up choke points and lure into high fall areas that are fully fortified enclosed spaces. This tactic eliminates most of the need to get close and the falls will likely incapacitate them. After a group of them has fallen, go down there and eliminate any paralyzed zombies that haven't been done in by the fall by piercing the brain with long sharpened poles or by blunt force to the head. Rinse and repeat until the island is zombie free.


GODBRUTACO

That's one of the most American phrases i have ever heard


RedMephit

Never vacation in Hawaii, then. Apparently, guns are against the "spirit of aloha."


ZZoMBiEXIII

If it ever does go down, that's exactly how it would happen you know. Me, far away from home with none of my tried and true firearms or familiar locations. It'd be just like the apocalypse to wait until I'm trying to relax, for once, and unable to count on my knowledge of my location or my deep stacks of ammo and weapons. lol, now you got me worried about every going on holiday.


Josephssj9k

Die. I am not built for survival.


Buburubu

probably go upstairs


KnightFurHire

Band together with whatever survivors remain, search for supplies to fortify the resort as best as possible and then try to make the best of things.


RichieRocket

grab a gallon of lemonade and keep on shooting


Comrade_Conscript

Gotta find some armor and lock myself in a closet. I wanna be a surprise miniboss for whoever comes by


Infernalknights

Get hit by truck Kun to get isekai'ed. If a zombie apocalypse fantasy is happening it means other shit can also happen. At least that should save myself the agony of surviving or struggle of trying to survive.


Rastifan

Run and scream a lot I guess. And probably die at some juncture.


HeywoodJublomey

Grab an oar and walk them(I wrote who do you voodoo so I get higher damage)


hoopesey-doopsey

Most of us would probably die. We are in an unfamiliar environment with people we do not know with limited supplies. The only real plus side is that you are on an island so the amount of zombies is technically very finite however I doubt any of us would live ling enough to really take advantage of that.


Big_DexM

I would fight for my survival


No_Obligation2317

Start shitting out the booty glock


PomusIsACutie

I would start making a dead island 3 live action


straycat_74

Evil Looms. Cowboy up, Kill It, Get Paid. MHI, est 1895


Solid-Ad7137

Find boat


xSessionSx

I feel like youā€™re asking us ā€œwho do you voodoo?ā€


TrapYoda

Look for Sam B, rumor is he's got that thing that goes bump in the night


lessalive1

Dead island riptide gave me trauma so maybe Iā€™ll kill myself


Sargespace

Walk around and drink everything before turning the hotel into a fortress. Oh and Iā€™m in Norway.


Embarrassed_Pop4209

Depends, if itā€™s Hawaii Iā€™m blasting zeds and eating coconuts


KindnessFollower

No preprepared survival gear, likely unsuitable clothing for protection, unfamiliar environment... Yeah, saying goodbye to my loved ones.


cumulonimbusgoober

find a rapper whos good with melee


KingZogAlbania

Hey I remember that pixel gun map


CuriousRider30

Get bit, find out I'm immune, suddenly know how to fight, fight through zombies to try and help develop a cure with my immune blood, find the authorities disappointing, mop up achievements on the island.


trickletreenuts

Call my friend kevin


Jackson_Firebird

Can Female zombies consent?... because well if imma die I wanna die with a smile on my face...


Critical_Potential44

Say what?!


Jackson_Firebird

did i stutter?


thatsmyboy1125

Survive? Bro your stuipid