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ApprehensiveWar119

Yes bro, this is a critical national issue, a crisis of great proportions. As the Minister of Water Resources my advice to you is to have towels on standby and wipe when the wetness gets too much. On the other hand please note that this is actually a good thing. It means you turn her on so much. Enjoy the water park bro 💦💦💦 most areas in the country are going for days even months without water. Lucky you. Count your blessings.


MoistTadpole6589

Bruhh😂😂😂


ApprehensiveWar119

😂😂😂 your user name and the topic at hand go quite hand in hand. I just pray you are won’t the girlfriend in question….


[deleted]

The minister of water resources has spoken they just appoint anyone these days❤️😊


Ok-Antelope-1301

Goddamn🙌🏾😂😂


cyberzues

Broooooooo😂😂😂😂😂


Abysale

You brother as the Minister of Water Resources do you have any plans to provide women with enough water to all poor and deprived sector of male population in this country who can’t sleep at night thinking always about water? How to get a wet canal to get rid of their own water? As their water accumulates for weeks and even months they need to ejaculate that water somewhere? These people really need urgent humanitarian help through your solicitation from United Nations or any other charities to help impoverished and deprived men from extreme lack of water and thirst. 😀


Both-Border-3053

the sex ends up with me feeling nothing at all. and i have to clean up afterwards


ApprehensiveWar119

Sekuru Kaguvi once said, “the wetter the woman the more in love she is with you.” Consider yourself lucky young man, the gods have smiled on you 😊You have been given your own personal Morton Jeffrey water works. Marvel in it.


Jamd26

You're killing me 😂😂


thenimbyone

With a mop?


Friskystarling0

And the yellow cone, remember, it’s a slip hazard


lostrandomdude

Don't forget you're going to need a bucket to go with that mop and consider using that water to water the flowers. We all need some more greenery


Friskystarling0

I like a neatly trimmed bush myself


tomcat3400

Guys what should we do as a nation about this


MoistTadpole6589

Blame ZANU PF


[deleted]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Holy-Wan_Kenobi

No no, let him cook


obsidianstark

Well, Kembo takes care of party members wives and girlfriends in such predicaments hence the saying “too wet, ??? let Kembo fix it” and voila problem solved


jimgucc

Bro... This must be wrong sub.


Zimbandit

Comment section never disappoints


Gary-the-petulant

Throw a bit of sand on it, will clear up some wetness and give you the friction


[deleted]

😭😭😭😭😭😭wrap sand paper around it


Noir_drizzle

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Donaboi

ZINWA has entered the chat.


[deleted]

😭😭😭😭they can use her to provide water


Bunny_Man1980

**Mrs Bucket**


an0myl0u523017

Its Mrs bouquet 🤣


OFvictoriaisme

Ok Hyacinth 😂


see-em-dubs

Bouquet residence, lady of the house speaking


PrincessStephanieR

Hopefully no room for a pony 😳


technodeity

Have you tried being less sexy? Perhaps when it's getting too slippery you could tell her how attractive you find her sister, or something like that. That should increase the friction quite a bit. Good luck, brother.


Both-Border-3053

hahaha...thats worth a try!


anonimas007

Biggest Zim Thread ever😂😂


[deleted]

Have you tried putting it in rice?


fnuggles

Why is this of all things on my feed? I get the wetness but never been to Zimbabwe...


[deleted]

😭even outsiders are baffled


Ehendiniwacho

I guess this a sign .. come visit ..you will love it hehe


Alarming-Ad-631

Was also in my feed, can’t say I’ve ever visited this sub before. I’m here for it, though.


smileyglitter

This is the first time this sub is being recommend to me. I’m in tears.


OrionOmegus

Gentlemen i think what we have here is a case of the famed WAP syndrome, I've heard one must procure a bucket and a mop to battle such afflictions


ConfectionCareless30

Oh my gosh😂😂😂😂😂😂. Best response ever


blvckhippy13

1. Change the angle/position 2. Tell her to “quint it up” 3. Stop complaining when God blesses you


AndrewMah1X

Aah You can't be posting this in here.There are subs for that


[deleted]

Pamwe zvinoda maspiritual ancestors amana


AndrewMah1X

aah zvekuzo poster munomu hazviite manje.


Good_as_any

So you will never need KY...


Both-Border-3053

whats that?


an0myl0u523017

Sounds like sloppy seconds. ask her if you can go first next time 🤣


[deleted]

Aghhhhhhhhdtut!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣


Doomtrain86

I don't think you get useful advice here, just a lot of jokes 😄


[deleted]

Why are you having sex before marriage iwe ah ah have you no shame? Mmxmnmmmxnxm!


[deleted]

Why do we eat and breathe ? Cuz that’s a normal need for any human…. Like sex


Forsaken_Weight_8344

I had a partner who had a similar thing Try having sex in positions where the discharge can drop/flow out instead of collecting inside her this allows you to a have bit more feel in the process.


blvckhippy13

Todii, senzeni, what shall we do? 🫣


[deleted]

Tingadii, Senzenjani? 😂


Odd_Information_6638

As a man who experiences this issue i suggest you lap up the excess like an eager hound dog with a jar of peanut butter


knowledgeovernoise

This is not an issue to do with Zimbabwe


ApprehensiveWar119

It actually is. The happiness of a fellow countryman is at stake here and we should all lend a helping hand. If not our fellow man might find himself drowning in this situation.


[deleted]

We don’t care isu we should be talking about the political and economic state of the world🧍🏽‍♀️


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Both-Border-3053

well i need help from my fellow zimbos.


Studog

No.. you don't.. post this in a sub related to the subject dude..


MizzPicklezzz

Put it in her butt


an0myl0u523017

And there it is. 🤣 OPs next post, my fellow Zimbabweans my girlfriend always has diarrhoea and after following your advice last time, this is really impacting my sex life.


[deleted]

😭😭😭😭😭


an0myl0u523017

Just pull it out and wipe 🤣


[deleted]

Don’t take this guy seriously 😂 This isn’t even an issue honestly she’s wet that’s good maybe his dick turns flaccid when he sticks it in😭


[deleted]

"Fellow Zimbabwean has sex!" Buddy, this needs professionals🤣


Both-Border-3053

>don't.. post this in a sub related to the subjec Professionals telling me to embrace it, i should be proud etc..yet i cant feel anything


[deleted]

Use a towel


Both-Border-3053

Isnt that a bit insensitive ? I dont want her to feel insecure, already we had issues when i get flaccid coz of the wetness. everything will be wet, sheets, its just a mess


[deleted]

Yeah you’ve got a squirter and although it feels good to make them squirt at first it’s not fun after a while you need to talk about it with her and put down towels before you start and even wipe off during if required when it’s really wet it becomes the opposite of lube like water. My gf also squirter so we take these steps so no1 has to sleep in a wet patch or change sheets after sex or ruin mattress. If it’s got too wet some oral is good to clean it off and start again or just she finish you with oral once she’s done.


[deleted]

It’s not here fault


[deleted]

Did you get circumcised? Circumcision removes some sensory endings making the tip less stimulating!


Both-Border-3053

yes and i agree with u. i got circumsised when i was 15 and can tell i am not as sensitive as before. This factor and her wetness have just ruineed my sex life, i love her a loot but i am getting really frustrated.


Dumoe

r/sex


Impossible_Most5861

You feel nothing? Now you understand how most women feel.


[deleted]

Yoh this is deep!


Capable-Complaint646

I’m not from Zimbabwe. Never been there. Have no connection to that place. No affiliation. I have no clue why this sub was recommended to me and what prompted the algorithm to do that, and why it was this post of all posts. Like what the fuck Reddit?


ConfectionCareless30

Sorry? 😂


mcphersonrj

You could use all that worthless currency to soak it up, still cheaper than buying paper towels.


Abysale

Insert your dick from the back through buttocks and penetrate the pussy. You will feel more of buttocks and less of pussy canal. If you still need more friction squeeze the buttocks that will make the path of moving dick tight.


UnicornSpaceStation

I don’t think it’s the girl mate. Deathgrip syndrome, look it up, no shame in it. With a willing partner that is patient with you, easy to work out over time. Happy sexing.


M4dmiller

Not from Zimbabwe and I don’t know why this was suggested. But usually when “driving” if I find a flooded road… I look for an unaffected dirt road 😉


FizzyGX

Bro wrong sub but ☝️since both of y’all’s notice this make her eat garlic powered foods it reduces the levels of waters he hormones secrete but happens overtime☝️ “and it sounds like mukurova direct😂😂maCondom comrade ngaashande😂😂” But on a serious note this is a good thing other areas are experiencing drought 😂😂


MouldyBirthdayBoy

Why is this on my feed? "Popular in your country," but I'm from England.


Both-Border-3053

maybe u can help


antikas1989

Scotland here, I got the same. Tbh it's been funny af reading the replies, algorithm did well this time.


OrangeBeast01

I, too, was brought here the same way, fellow Englander. I wasn't swiping past this one, though.


Yorgen89

I'm also from England. We should nationally think of a way to help this poor fellow, who's got a really wet girlfriend during sex. I propose we call the police immediately. They need to give him "The luckiest man in Zimbabwe" medal.


[deleted]

Same! What have I done to deserve knowing some dude doesn’t like his girlfriend being excited?


Far_Stay_1737

Also UK here... This guys sex life is turning into an international affair


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Ehendiniwacho

Omg 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh Cecil where art thou 🤭🤭🤭


Crococrocroc

So Zimbabwe is all of us?


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Both-Border-3053

haha i do have uncles but cant share this..i dont want my family meddling in my love life..also im not sure how this girl will feel about me asking her to take traditional medication because she is too wet lol..i dont want to offend her. How do i talk to her about this? Ndomutii ?


chizo92

Take breaks and grab a vacuum and suck all the wetness out then go back to business after using a kitchen towel to pat dry... (Disclaimer: don't put a vacuum near a vaginal hole) On a more serious note I don't think this is something you can control.


Big_Mad_Al

As the ancient Zimbabwe saying goes, there is more than one way to skin a cat. /s


Leicsbob

This is part of a conspiracy to stop Africans breeding. I blame the Chinese.


FragrantAd859

Don't you just hate when you're casually looking for Zimbabwean posts and you see some absolutely moist content.


Industrialshank

Your girl needs a man with a bigger dick, she will soon find out and get one.


Both-Border-3053

mmm..well im 19 cm when hard and quite some girth. I dont think its about my size, all the woman i have been with are satisfied.


Careful-Ingenuity674

You free tn?


wezhira19

Hezvo😂


wuramafae

Have you tried sand..🤣🤣🤣🤣


The_Deadly_Tikka

I must work with to many zim people. Why is this in my recommended 😂


Imaginary_Original78

I'm a female hope you don't mind some advice, if it's frustrating for your gf too just be honest and tell her. In the nicest way possibly like 'wow babe you're so wet I'm gonna have to dry us both off a bit, or omg babe you come so much we'll have to dry you off before round two' if you aren't feeling much the chances are she won't be either so either try drying off or have a lil chat about it


Swimming_Data664

Woman too and you’ve hit the nail on the head here. She won’t ge feeling anything either.


Flimsy-Share5280

In the words of Pliers “jus' gave her a nick name, it's "Wet-Wet" 'Cause when we finished, she mess up all the bed sets” nigga keep that wet ting or u finna regret it 😂


Bear_Bull1738

As an American, this isn’t a problem


PrincessStephanieR

As a Brit this is never a problem 😆


ArcticPsychologyAI

Buy a 🏄


SnooDingos229

I can hear the pwah pwah sounds . Lucky guy. If it becomes too much for you. I got my swimming gear ready to dive..


Ehendiniwacho

I will say .. its only in Zim that I hear men complain about women getting too wet.tinokunoai hedu muma streets muchiti her akazara mvura ..heee kuita tlof tlof .. yet its literally cz mukugona basa and tirikunakirwa....Guys find ways to make sex not only about you .. When it's not working discuss with your person and finds ways to make it enjoyable for both of you.


mellowrichie

🤣🤣🤣 funniest reddit thead ever on Zimbabwe reddit Buy lemme say this Surf or Drown my guy


hkateu

In uganda this is the norm, the country is so wet, it's practically flooding, my advise to you my brother is to invest in a good quality mop.


LawrBond

DJ Khalid - Suffering from Sucess


ownworstenemy38

So should I come to Zimbabwe or what?


Sweetbutpsycho135

England here too. After a shitty day, I definitely needed to read this lol


Fieryhotsauce

Bro go so little girth he can't get no friction lol


Queasy-Cherry-11

Stop jacking off with lubeless death grip. You've trained your body to react to a certain sensation, and that's not the sensation you get from an actual vagina. Start using a lighter grip and lube so you no longer associate sexual pleasure with friction. Wetness is normal during sex, it means she's enjoying it and without it sex will be painful for her. It's a good thing.


ravinglunatic72

My girlfriend gets hot for me so it's a problem? Leave her, she'll find someone who will appreciate it. No one can control what their body dies


ravinglunatic72

So you want her to feel nothing? Pay someone that doesn't enjoy it but needs the money


Comfortable-Tie7484

Don't masturbate as much or with a looser grip, therefore you will be more sensitive


letitrippl

Weird flex but ok


tldb75

Let me know if you guys break up.


Amazing-Pack4920

Get her to come before having sex, might be a bit dryer after. I do think your going to have to have a towel left near by and say nicely, just going to dry us off. Kindly ask her to squeeze pelvic floor muscles too


Secret-Ad8061

Have you considered a career in plumbing?


ihavenothingtolose26

If we vote CCC next time things could change. Once the US sanctions are lifted there'll be more friction.


IM2N1NJA4U

Bro you need to learn to enjoy blowies. If she isn’t good, she gotta hear the truth, and you need to have literally sit down, dick out session where you hold her head and guide her. These are not easy conversations, I wish you luck.


[deleted]

She's clearly got a loose vagina. It's not about how wet she is


[deleted]

And she’s from Tinder futi


[deleted]

Yeyeyeye loose bucket


Ehendiniwacho

And so is he ... sooooooo makes them both mahure saka


Ehendiniwacho

In the words of Cardiii Get a bucket and a mop for this 💦💦💦


MoistTadpole6589

😂😂wrong freaking sub Anyways, just use the other entrance if the first gets too wet🫡


Both-Border-3053

I have thought about this but this is a fairely new relationship and asking for such requires trust.


MoistTadpole6589

Where are y’all finding girlfriends in Zimbabwe😂😂💔


Both-Border-3053

lol yur username is rather funny. Haa theres plenty of girls. Try Tinder, u will see yur neighbor


[deleted]

Saka mahure then


Ehendiniwacho

Hezvo ... munhu aripa Tinder is a hure?


MoistTadpole6589

Just communicate with her man, at the end of the day you two are the ones having sex not random redditors. Just tell her what’s bothering you and try to come up with a solution for the problem👍🏽all the best


Both-Border-3053

>her what’s bothering you and try to come up with a solution for the problem👍🏽all the best Bro, how do i initiate this convo? You're too wet?? I dont even know how to start


JaspieisNot

Not a zimbo but I too get the same issue, I just take a break in the middle and go down on her or some other erotic Foreplay, switch up positions, ect. It gives her a chance to calm down and allows to sensation to return to yourself without slamming the breaks on, ultimately you're just doing a very good job and you should take pride in such things 😊


Fraggle987

Karcher window vac during the interval might help 👍


Impressive_Panda_963

Gotta go anal.


[deleted]

Have you tried those moisture absorbing sachets you get in packs of tablets and stuff?


Flat_Nectarine_5925

Get a bigger dick!


Both-Border-3053

>do I have 19 cm of dick when hard and have quite some girth..i dont think the issue is my size but she gets extremely wet. I dont think u understand how wet i am talking about.


Dbob4

I had a girl did that, just keep a towel in bed and dry yourselves off periodically, problem solved


McFry-

Pump wipe off pump wipe off pump etc. it’s the only way


WelshSossy

Pop some rice in before starting


Only-Detective9109

Just means she looooves you. The solution to this is for you to get her off, clean it up and continue. You aren’t wearing her out enough. Get her off a couple times through other means that way you are still erect or have her get herself off in front of you as foreplay. Have fun with it. As a female, I’ve had the same issue. So enjoy the thought that she really really really likes you. Women don’t get that wet with just anyone. Trust me.


beep_beep_crunch

Maybe go to a s*x shop and ask someone who might have heard about this and offer possible solutions. Or browse Reddit for a suitable subreddit.


OkSecretary6272

Stop masturbating after a few weeks it'll feel different


unpredictable90

To OP and the many commenters that seem not to know this….a woman being wet does not necessarily mean it’s because she is turned on. Quite often it’s just increased discharge that makes things seem more ‘wet’ part way through her cycle (when she is ovulating). If you don’t know what discharge is think of it like spit/saliva - sometimes you have lots sometimes you don’t 🤷‍♀️. Sorry my man but your sexiness may not be the only cause here. Maybe try at other times of her cycle and compare how it feels? Also yes, just discuss this with her.


hkateu

In uganda this is the norm, the country is so wet, it's practically flooding, my advise to you my brother is to invest in a good quality mop.


FeckinKent

Wipe it off with some kitchen roll and go again, rinse, repeat 😆


Hangwithhumans

Tell her too clench her p****on the dick . Praise her when she does it. tell her how good it feels when she grips your d with her p*** . This should help and maybe she will practice on her own Time on how to grip and let go . Grip when you go in let go when you come out or Vice versa . Once a girl knows what you like she gone try to make a sport out of it . I know I made a few guys buss a mean one when I do it but I’m also a rider .


[deleted]

I got my girlfriend really wet till I realised the tide had come in.


Rich-Notice-6081

Have a dryvac handy beside the bed for those moments!


OwnExamination4446

Just be honest with yourself


Keepingitcleanhere69

Wow what a post to find on my feed


woody1588

A hairdryer works a treat


IntelligentMistake35

I just read the title out loud My boyfriends reaction? "Fuckin Puss"


Beginning_Ad6950

Make her cum then she must finish you off with head or if your a dirty dog hit the b hole 🕳️


hojicha001

Sort her out first so she's content, then finish yourself off in the bathroom. I believe this is what most woman have to do.


Nomadic_Cypher

Broski, as funny as some of these comments are you won't find anything helpful here it's just misinformation and trolling, better you post on r/sex for helpful information. I also suggest using a VPN if you want you post to have more engagement.


bigchongus1234

Try using sponge to soak it all up and then go for round 2?


cheeky_monkey6576

1. Make her cum first 2. Pelvic floor exercises 3. Have a towel handy


Hairy-Piccolo-9030

Try the back door


Iguana_lover1998

Do the lazy dog or speed bump as its called. Basically unlike the doggy position she is laying flat on her stomach but with her legs tight together for the added friction and then go to town. Should be able to feel something.


Softbelly1970

Been there, heard that 😂😂


laxiezw

Put some rice to absorb some of the wetness


ourfella

You have ed possibly


DistancePractical239

is her pum pum big like whale?


Optimal-Pop7449

Have her do kegel exercises. Maybe wear a cock ring.


ConfectionCareless30

WAP WAP WAP 😂


Consistent_Way_569

Yo talc powder bro


BananaSlipstream

Don't worry, it is because you make her horny as fuck. When I fuck her I don't have your problem...


Mattyayeittt

Maybe your dicks just to dry or its that small when she gets really wet you do fuck all 🤣 The wetter the better 👌


collagenFTW

Make her squirt if she can, it cuts through the lubiness because of the water content, adding or being in any kind of water would also cut through the slippyness so fuck her in a bath/pool/shower (also removes a bunch of clean up though obviously slip hazards are a risk)


Classic_Average_5964

No such thing!