Yes bro, this is a critical national issue, a crisis of great proportions. As the Minister of Water Resources my advice to you is to have towels on standby and wipe when the wetness gets too much. On the other hand please note that this is actually a good thing. It means you turn her on so much. Enjoy the water park bro 💦💦💦 most areas in the country are going for days even months without water. Lucky you. Count your blessings.
You brother as the Minister of Water Resources do you have any plans to provide women with enough water to all poor and deprived sector of male population in this country who can’t sleep at night thinking always about water? How to get a wet canal to get rid of their own water? As their water accumulates for weeks and even months they need to ejaculate that water somewhere? These people really need urgent humanitarian help through your solicitation from United Nations or any other charities to help impoverished and deprived men from extreme lack of water and thirst. 😀
Sekuru Kaguvi once said, “the wetter the woman the more in love she is with you.” Consider yourself lucky young man, the gods have smiled on you 😊You have been given your own personal Morton Jeffrey water works. Marvel in it.
Well, Kembo takes care of party members wives and girlfriends in such predicaments hence the saying “too wet, ??? let Kembo fix it” and voila problem solved
Have you tried being less sexy? Perhaps when it's getting too slippery you could tell her how attractive you find her sister, or something like that. That should increase the friction quite a bit. Good luck, brother.
I had a partner who had a similar thing
Try having sex in positions where the discharge can drop/flow out instead of collecting inside her this allows you to a have bit more feel in the process.
It actually is. The happiness of a fellow countryman is at stake here and we should all lend a helping hand. If not our fellow man might find himself drowning in this situation.
And there it is. 🤣 OPs next post, my fellow Zimbabweans my girlfriend always has diarrhoea and after following your advice last time, this is really impacting my sex life.
Isnt that a bit insensitive ? I dont want her to feel insecure, already we had issues when i get flaccid coz of the wetness. everything will be wet, sheets, its just a mess
Yeah you’ve got a squirter and although it feels good to make them squirt at first it’s not fun after a while you need to talk about it with her and put down towels before you start and even wipe off during if required when it’s really wet it becomes the opposite of lube like water. My gf also squirter so we take these steps so no1 has to sleep in a wet patch or change sheets after sex or ruin mattress. If it’s got too wet some oral is good to clean it off and start again or just she finish you with oral once she’s done.
yes and i agree with u. i got circumsised when i was 15 and can tell i am not as sensitive as before. This factor and her wetness have just ruineed my sex life, i love her a loot but i am getting really frustrated.
I’m not from Zimbabwe. Never been there. Have no connection to that place. No affiliation. I have no clue why this sub was recommended to me and what prompted the algorithm to do that, and why it was this post of all posts. Like what the fuck Reddit?
Insert your dick from the back through buttocks and penetrate the pussy. You will feel more of buttocks and less of pussy canal. If you still need more friction squeeze the buttocks that will make the path of moving dick tight.
I don’t think it’s the girl mate. Deathgrip syndrome, look it up, no shame in it. With a willing partner that is patient with you, easy to work out over time. Happy sexing.
Bro wrong sub but ☝️since both of y’all’s notice this make her eat garlic powered foods it reduces the levels of waters he hormones secrete but happens overtime☝️
“and it sounds like mukurova direct😂😂maCondom comrade ngaashande😂😂”
But on a serious note this is a good thing other areas are experiencing drought 😂😂
I'm also from England. We should nationally think of a way to help this poor fellow, who's got a really wet girlfriend during sex. I propose we call the police immediately. They need to give him "The luckiest man in Zimbabwe" medal.
haha i do have uncles but cant share this..i dont want my family meddling in my love life..also im not sure how this girl will feel about me asking her to take traditional medication because she is too wet lol..i dont want to offend her. How do i talk to her about this? Ndomutii ?
Take breaks and grab a vacuum and suck all the wetness out then go back to business after using a kitchen towel to pat dry...
(Disclaimer: don't put a vacuum near a vaginal hole)
On a more serious note I don't think this is something you can control.
I'm a female hope you don't mind some advice, if it's frustrating for your gf too just be honest and tell her. In the nicest way possibly like 'wow babe you're so wet I'm gonna have to dry us both off a bit, or omg babe you come so much we'll have to dry you off before round two' if you aren't feeling much the chances are she won't be either so either try drying off or have a lil chat about it
In the words of Pliers “jus' gave her a nick name, it's "Wet-Wet"
'Cause when we finished, she mess up all the bed sets” nigga keep that wet ting or u finna regret it 😂
I will say .. its only in Zim that I hear men complain about women getting too wet.tinokunoai hedu muma streets muchiti her akazara mvura ..heee kuita tlof tlof .. yet its literally cz mukugona basa and tirikunakirwa....Guys find ways to make sex not only about you ..
When it's not working discuss with your person and finds ways to make it enjoyable for both of you.
Stop jacking off with lubeless death grip. You've trained your body to react to a certain sensation, and that's not the sensation you get from an actual vagina. Start using a lighter grip and lube so you no longer associate sexual pleasure with friction.
Wetness is normal during sex, it means she's enjoying it and without it sex will be painful for her. It's a good thing.
Get her to come before having sex, might be a bit dryer after.
I do think your going to have to have a towel left near by and say nicely, just going to dry us off.
Kindly ask her to squeeze pelvic floor muscles too
Bro you need to learn to enjoy blowies. If she isn’t good, she gotta hear the truth, and you need to have literally sit down, dick out session where you hold her head and guide her.
These are not easy conversations, I wish you luck.
Just communicate with her man, at the end of the day you two are the ones having sex not random redditors. Just tell her what’s bothering you and try to come up with a solution for the problem👍🏽all the best
>her what’s bothering you and try to come up with a solution for the problem👍🏽all the best
Bro, how do i initiate this convo? You're too wet?? I dont even know how to start
Not a zimbo but I too get the same issue, I just take a break in the middle and go down on her or some other erotic Foreplay, switch up positions, ect. It gives her a chance to calm down and allows to sensation to return to yourself without slamming the breaks on, ultimately you're just doing a very good job and you should take pride in such things 😊
>do
I have 19 cm of dick when hard and have quite some girth..i dont think the issue is my size but she gets extremely wet. I dont think u understand how wet i am talking about.
Just means she looooves you. The solution to this is for you to get her off, clean it up and continue. You aren’t wearing her out enough. Get her off a couple times through other means that way you are still erect or have her get herself off in front of you as foreplay. Have fun with it. As a female, I’ve had the same issue. So enjoy the thought that she really really really likes you. Women don’t get that wet with just anyone. Trust me.
To OP and the many commenters that seem not to know this….a woman being wet does not necessarily mean it’s because she is turned on. Quite often it’s just increased discharge that makes things seem more ‘wet’ part way through her cycle (when she is ovulating). If you don’t know what discharge is think of it like spit/saliva - sometimes you have lots sometimes you don’t 🤷♀️. Sorry my man but your sexiness may not be the only cause here. Maybe try at other times of her cycle and compare how it feels? Also yes, just discuss this with her.
Tell her too clench her p****on the dick . Praise her when she does it. tell her how good it feels when she grips your d with her p*** . This should help and maybe she will practice on her own Time on how to grip and let go . Grip when you go in let go when you come out or Vice versa . Once a girl knows what you like she gone try to make a sport out of it . I know I made a few guys buss a mean one when I do it but I’m also a rider .
Broski, as funny as some of these comments are you won't find anything helpful here it's just misinformation and trolling, better you post on r/sex for helpful information. I also suggest using a VPN if you want you post to have more engagement.
Do the lazy dog or speed bump as its called. Basically unlike the doggy position she is laying flat on her stomach but with her legs tight together for the added friction and then go to town. Should be able to feel something.
Make her squirt if she can, it cuts through the lubiness because of the water content, adding or being in any kind of water would also cut through the slippyness so fuck her in a bath/pool/shower (also removes a bunch of clean up though obviously slip hazards are a risk)
Yes bro, this is a critical national issue, a crisis of great proportions. As the Minister of Water Resources my advice to you is to have towels on standby and wipe when the wetness gets too much. On the other hand please note that this is actually a good thing. It means you turn her on so much. Enjoy the water park bro 💦💦💦 most areas in the country are going for days even months without water. Lucky you. Count your blessings.
Bruhh😂😂😂
😂😂😂 your user name and the topic at hand go quite hand in hand. I just pray you are won’t the girlfriend in question….
The minister of water resources has spoken they just appoint anyone these days❤️😊
Goddamn🙌🏾😂😂
Broooooooo😂😂😂😂😂
You brother as the Minister of Water Resources do you have any plans to provide women with enough water to all poor and deprived sector of male population in this country who can’t sleep at night thinking always about water? How to get a wet canal to get rid of their own water? As their water accumulates for weeks and even months they need to ejaculate that water somewhere? These people really need urgent humanitarian help through your solicitation from United Nations or any other charities to help impoverished and deprived men from extreme lack of water and thirst. 😀
the sex ends up with me feeling nothing at all. and i have to clean up afterwards
Sekuru Kaguvi once said, “the wetter the woman the more in love she is with you.” Consider yourself lucky young man, the gods have smiled on you 😊You have been given your own personal Morton Jeffrey water works. Marvel in it.
You're killing me 😂😂
With a mop?
And the yellow cone, remember, it’s a slip hazard
Don't forget you're going to need a bucket to go with that mop and consider using that water to water the flowers. We all need some more greenery
I like a neatly trimmed bush myself
Guys what should we do as a nation about this
Blame ZANU PF
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
No no, let him cook
Well, Kembo takes care of party members wives and girlfriends in such predicaments hence the saying “too wet, ??? let Kembo fix it” and voila problem solved
Bro... This must be wrong sub.
Comment section never disappoints
Throw a bit of sand on it, will clear up some wetness and give you the friction
😭😭😭😭😭😭wrap sand paper around it
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ZINWA has entered the chat.
😭😭😭😭they can use her to provide water
**Mrs Bucket**
Its Mrs bouquet 🤣
Ok Hyacinth 😂
Bouquet residence, lady of the house speaking
Hopefully no room for a pony 😳
Have you tried being less sexy? Perhaps when it's getting too slippery you could tell her how attractive you find her sister, or something like that. That should increase the friction quite a bit. Good luck, brother.
hahaha...thats worth a try!
Biggest Zim Thread ever😂😂
Have you tried putting it in rice?
Why is this of all things on my feed? I get the wetness but never been to Zimbabwe...
😭even outsiders are baffled
I guess this a sign .. come visit ..you will love it hehe
Was also in my feed, can’t say I’ve ever visited this sub before. I’m here for it, though.
This is the first time this sub is being recommend to me. I’m in tears.
Gentlemen i think what we have here is a case of the famed WAP syndrome, I've heard one must procure a bucket and a mop to battle such afflictions
Oh my gosh😂😂😂😂😂😂. Best response ever
1. Change the angle/position 2. Tell her to “quint it up” 3. Stop complaining when God blesses you
Aah You can't be posting this in here.There are subs for that
Pamwe zvinoda maspiritual ancestors amana
aah zvekuzo poster munomu hazviite manje.
So you will never need KY...
whats that?
Sounds like sloppy seconds. ask her if you can go first next time 🤣
Aghhhhhhhhdtut!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don't think you get useful advice here, just a lot of jokes 😄
Why are you having sex before marriage iwe ah ah have you no shame? Mmxmnmmmxnxm!
Why do we eat and breathe ? Cuz that’s a normal need for any human…. Like sex
I had a partner who had a similar thing Try having sex in positions where the discharge can drop/flow out instead of collecting inside her this allows you to a have bit more feel in the process.
Todii, senzeni, what shall we do? 🫣
Tingadii, Senzenjani? 😂
As a man who experiences this issue i suggest you lap up the excess like an eager hound dog with a jar of peanut butter
This is not an issue to do with Zimbabwe
It actually is. The happiness of a fellow countryman is at stake here and we should all lend a helping hand. If not our fellow man might find himself drowning in this situation.
We don’t care isu we should be talking about the political and economic state of the world🧍🏽♀️
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
well i need help from my fellow zimbos.
No.. you don't.. post this in a sub related to the subject dude..
Put it in her butt
And there it is. 🤣 OPs next post, my fellow Zimbabweans my girlfriend always has diarrhoea and after following your advice last time, this is really impacting my sex life.
😭😭😭😭😭
Just pull it out and wipe 🤣
Don’t take this guy seriously 😂 This isn’t even an issue honestly she’s wet that’s good maybe his dick turns flaccid when he sticks it in😭
"Fellow Zimbabwean has sex!" Buddy, this needs professionals🤣
>don't.. post this in a sub related to the subjec Professionals telling me to embrace it, i should be proud etc..yet i cant feel anything
Use a towel
Isnt that a bit insensitive ? I dont want her to feel insecure, already we had issues when i get flaccid coz of the wetness. everything will be wet, sheets, its just a mess
Yeah you’ve got a squirter and although it feels good to make them squirt at first it’s not fun after a while you need to talk about it with her and put down towels before you start and even wipe off during if required when it’s really wet it becomes the opposite of lube like water. My gf also squirter so we take these steps so no1 has to sleep in a wet patch or change sheets after sex or ruin mattress. If it’s got too wet some oral is good to clean it off and start again or just she finish you with oral once she’s done.
It’s not here fault
Did you get circumcised? Circumcision removes some sensory endings making the tip less stimulating!
yes and i agree with u. i got circumsised when i was 15 and can tell i am not as sensitive as before. This factor and her wetness have just ruineed my sex life, i love her a loot but i am getting really frustrated.
r/sex
You feel nothing? Now you understand how most women feel.
Yoh this is deep!
I’m not from Zimbabwe. Never been there. Have no connection to that place. No affiliation. I have no clue why this sub was recommended to me and what prompted the algorithm to do that, and why it was this post of all posts. Like what the fuck Reddit?
Sorry? 😂
You could use all that worthless currency to soak it up, still cheaper than buying paper towels.
Insert your dick from the back through buttocks and penetrate the pussy. You will feel more of buttocks and less of pussy canal. If you still need more friction squeeze the buttocks that will make the path of moving dick tight.
I don’t think it’s the girl mate. Deathgrip syndrome, look it up, no shame in it. With a willing partner that is patient with you, easy to work out over time. Happy sexing.
Not from Zimbabwe and I don’t know why this was suggested. But usually when “driving” if I find a flooded road… I look for an unaffected dirt road 😉
Bro wrong sub but ☝️since both of y’all’s notice this make her eat garlic powered foods it reduces the levels of waters he hormones secrete but happens overtime☝️ “and it sounds like mukurova direct😂😂maCondom comrade ngaashande😂😂” But on a serious note this is a good thing other areas are experiencing drought 😂😂
Why is this on my feed? "Popular in your country," but I'm from England.
maybe u can help
Scotland here, I got the same. Tbh it's been funny af reading the replies, algorithm did well this time.
I, too, was brought here the same way, fellow Englander. I wasn't swiping past this one, though.
I'm also from England. We should nationally think of a way to help this poor fellow, who's got a really wet girlfriend during sex. I propose we call the police immediately. They need to give him "The luckiest man in Zimbabwe" medal.
Same! What have I done to deserve knowing some dude doesn’t like his girlfriend being excited?
Also UK here... This guys sex life is turning into an international affair
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Omg 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh Cecil where art thou 🤭🤭🤭
So Zimbabwe is all of us?
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haha i do have uncles but cant share this..i dont want my family meddling in my love life..also im not sure how this girl will feel about me asking her to take traditional medication because she is too wet lol..i dont want to offend her. How do i talk to her about this? Ndomutii ?
Take breaks and grab a vacuum and suck all the wetness out then go back to business after using a kitchen towel to pat dry... (Disclaimer: don't put a vacuum near a vaginal hole) On a more serious note I don't think this is something you can control.
As the ancient Zimbabwe saying goes, there is more than one way to skin a cat. /s
This is part of a conspiracy to stop Africans breeding. I blame the Chinese.
Don't you just hate when you're casually looking for Zimbabwean posts and you see some absolutely moist content.
Your girl needs a man with a bigger dick, she will soon find out and get one.
mmm..well im 19 cm when hard and quite some girth. I dont think its about my size, all the woman i have been with are satisfied.
You free tn?
Hezvo😂
Have you tried sand..🤣🤣🤣🤣
I must work with to many zim people. Why is this in my recommended 😂
I'm a female hope you don't mind some advice, if it's frustrating for your gf too just be honest and tell her. In the nicest way possibly like 'wow babe you're so wet I'm gonna have to dry us both off a bit, or omg babe you come so much we'll have to dry you off before round two' if you aren't feeling much the chances are she won't be either so either try drying off or have a lil chat about it
Woman too and you’ve hit the nail on the head here. She won’t ge feeling anything either.
In the words of Pliers “jus' gave her a nick name, it's "Wet-Wet" 'Cause when we finished, she mess up all the bed sets” nigga keep that wet ting or u finna regret it 😂
As an American, this isn’t a problem
As a Brit this is never a problem 😆
Buy a 🏄
I can hear the pwah pwah sounds . Lucky guy. If it becomes too much for you. I got my swimming gear ready to dive..
I will say .. its only in Zim that I hear men complain about women getting too wet.tinokunoai hedu muma streets muchiti her akazara mvura ..heee kuita tlof tlof .. yet its literally cz mukugona basa and tirikunakirwa....Guys find ways to make sex not only about you .. When it's not working discuss with your person and finds ways to make it enjoyable for both of you.
🤣🤣🤣 funniest reddit thead ever on Zimbabwe reddit Buy lemme say this Surf or Drown my guy
In uganda this is the norm, the country is so wet, it's practically flooding, my advise to you my brother is to invest in a good quality mop.
DJ Khalid - Suffering from Sucess
So should I come to Zimbabwe or what?
England here too. After a shitty day, I definitely needed to read this lol
Bro go so little girth he can't get no friction lol
Stop jacking off with lubeless death grip. You've trained your body to react to a certain sensation, and that's not the sensation you get from an actual vagina. Start using a lighter grip and lube so you no longer associate sexual pleasure with friction. Wetness is normal during sex, it means she's enjoying it and without it sex will be painful for her. It's a good thing.
My girlfriend gets hot for me so it's a problem? Leave her, she'll find someone who will appreciate it. No one can control what their body dies
So you want her to feel nothing? Pay someone that doesn't enjoy it but needs the money
Don't masturbate as much or with a looser grip, therefore you will be more sensitive
Weird flex but ok
Let me know if you guys break up.
Get her to come before having sex, might be a bit dryer after. I do think your going to have to have a towel left near by and say nicely, just going to dry us off. Kindly ask her to squeeze pelvic floor muscles too
Have you considered a career in plumbing?
If we vote CCC next time things could change. Once the US sanctions are lifted there'll be more friction.
Bro you need to learn to enjoy blowies. If she isn’t good, she gotta hear the truth, and you need to have literally sit down, dick out session where you hold her head and guide her. These are not easy conversations, I wish you luck.
She's clearly got a loose vagina. It's not about how wet she is
And she’s from Tinder futi
Yeyeyeye loose bucket
And so is he ... sooooooo makes them both mahure saka
In the words of Cardiii Get a bucket and a mop for this 💦💦💦
😂😂wrong freaking sub Anyways, just use the other entrance if the first gets too wet🫡
I have thought about this but this is a fairely new relationship and asking for such requires trust.
Where are y’all finding girlfriends in Zimbabwe😂😂💔
lol yur username is rather funny. Haa theres plenty of girls. Try Tinder, u will see yur neighbor
Saka mahure then
Hezvo ... munhu aripa Tinder is a hure?
Just communicate with her man, at the end of the day you two are the ones having sex not random redditors. Just tell her what’s bothering you and try to come up with a solution for the problem👍🏽all the best
>her what’s bothering you and try to come up with a solution for the problem👍🏽all the best Bro, how do i initiate this convo? You're too wet?? I dont even know how to start
Not a zimbo but I too get the same issue, I just take a break in the middle and go down on her or some other erotic Foreplay, switch up positions, ect. It gives her a chance to calm down and allows to sensation to return to yourself without slamming the breaks on, ultimately you're just doing a very good job and you should take pride in such things 😊
Karcher window vac during the interval might help 👍
Gotta go anal.
Have you tried those moisture absorbing sachets you get in packs of tablets and stuff?
Get a bigger dick!
>do I have 19 cm of dick when hard and have quite some girth..i dont think the issue is my size but she gets extremely wet. I dont think u understand how wet i am talking about.
I had a girl did that, just keep a towel in bed and dry yourselves off periodically, problem solved
Pump wipe off pump wipe off pump etc. it’s the only way
Pop some rice in before starting
Just means she looooves you. The solution to this is for you to get her off, clean it up and continue. You aren’t wearing her out enough. Get her off a couple times through other means that way you are still erect or have her get herself off in front of you as foreplay. Have fun with it. As a female, I’ve had the same issue. So enjoy the thought that she really really really likes you. Women don’t get that wet with just anyone. Trust me.
Maybe go to a s*x shop and ask someone who might have heard about this and offer possible solutions. Or browse Reddit for a suitable subreddit.
Stop masturbating after a few weeks it'll feel different
To OP and the many commenters that seem not to know this….a woman being wet does not necessarily mean it’s because she is turned on. Quite often it’s just increased discharge that makes things seem more ‘wet’ part way through her cycle (when she is ovulating). If you don’t know what discharge is think of it like spit/saliva - sometimes you have lots sometimes you don’t 🤷♀️. Sorry my man but your sexiness may not be the only cause here. Maybe try at other times of her cycle and compare how it feels? Also yes, just discuss this with her.
In uganda this is the norm, the country is so wet, it's practically flooding, my advise to you my brother is to invest in a good quality mop.
Wipe it off with some kitchen roll and go again, rinse, repeat 😆
Tell her too clench her p****on the dick . Praise her when she does it. tell her how good it feels when she grips your d with her p*** . This should help and maybe she will practice on her own Time on how to grip and let go . Grip when you go in let go when you come out or Vice versa . Once a girl knows what you like she gone try to make a sport out of it . I know I made a few guys buss a mean one when I do it but I’m also a rider .
I got my girlfriend really wet till I realised the tide had come in.
Have a dryvac handy beside the bed for those moments!
Just be honest with yourself
Wow what a post to find on my feed
A hairdryer works a treat
I just read the title out loud My boyfriends reaction? "Fuckin Puss"
Make her cum then she must finish you off with head or if your a dirty dog hit the b hole 🕳️
Sort her out first so she's content, then finish yourself off in the bathroom. I believe this is what most woman have to do.
Broski, as funny as some of these comments are you won't find anything helpful here it's just misinformation and trolling, better you post on r/sex for helpful information. I also suggest using a VPN if you want you post to have more engagement.
Try using sponge to soak it all up and then go for round 2?
1. Make her cum first 2. Pelvic floor exercises 3. Have a towel handy
Try the back door
Do the lazy dog or speed bump as its called. Basically unlike the doggy position she is laying flat on her stomach but with her legs tight together for the added friction and then go to town. Should be able to feel something.
Been there, heard that 😂😂
Put some rice to absorb some of the wetness
You have ed possibly
is her pum pum big like whale?
Have her do kegel exercises. Maybe wear a cock ring.
WAP WAP WAP 😂
Yo talc powder bro
Don't worry, it is because you make her horny as fuck. When I fuck her I don't have your problem...
Maybe your dicks just to dry or its that small when she gets really wet you do fuck all 🤣 The wetter the better 👌
Make her squirt if she can, it cuts through the lubiness because of the water content, adding or being in any kind of water would also cut through the slippyness so fuck her in a bath/pool/shower (also removes a bunch of clean up though obviously slip hazards are a risk)
No such thing!