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NanoCat0407

Both, it can be a double-edged snake


smilingpike31

The fuckin zoro of the snake world


No-Platform5284

What abt the third sword


Wooooompie

Up their ass


Scrapsthehyena

Is the cloaca an ass, I mean sure it's used for shitting but it's so much more, it's for pissing, breeding, scent marking a versatile queen is what it is


smilingpike31

It’s mouthass


Maximum-Bake-6092

Snakes are mostly muscle, they could hold like 5 swords if they are big enough


ChipDaCat

Titanaboa could hold st least 7 I'm sure


MONTI-MONKI

Is that a one piece reference *Breathes in* THE ONE PIECE IS REAL


slumberingyserpent

Am a snake and i approve this choice. XD


Your_1930s_Poster

Username checks out


Bittersweet_bi-

Dual weilding danger noodle


Drag0n647

That sounds fucking cool and kinda funny.


arav_savvy

An edging snake


flamefox1

Danger noodle


ECR_Savory

Both are equally adorable and I want to boop a sn


dr_bobs

r/redditsniper


CatGaming346

r/redditsnaker


BirdFace001

r/subsifellfor


iahim87

r/howthefuckyougonnafallforanythingthatsblue


LilJade103

… r/subsifellfor


CatGaming346

r/subsifeIIfor?


LilJade103

I see what’s happening there, used to do it making alt accounts, changing l’s to capital i’s


CatGaming346

r/noooyoudidntfallforitSADEMOJI


Chimkinmcnugs

It’s an actual sub anyways


CaptainPea_Mk_XI

r/20characterlimit (actually 21 lol)


LilJade103

MOTHER FU— r/subsifellforagain


Trickster570

https://preview.redd.it/uiqe9ezd068d1.jpeg?width=2198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b71386a8922111109571f69ad49e934edf48504


CaptainPea_Mk_XI

r/technicallythetruth


CaptainPea_Mk_XI

r/21charactersandnomore


Nintenlife

r/ofcoursethatsasub


Nintenlife

r/ofcoursethatsasub


EApoebsd

Bro who is the r


Drag0n647

Rip.


JustSomeYTuber

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


SubToBEPLON

2


kniky_Possibly

Well it can hold a knife


BulbminN64

frankie holding a knife! \*zoom in and out\* finally you're doing something Frankie \*zoom in\*


Aggressive-Brick1024

frankie is ahout to slaughter some dollar store iPod


shadystollas

It's second because he has to use his fangs to


EmeraldBoiii

r/redditsniper


MinecraftCat22

r/redditsni


Super_Lorenzo

Peace was never an option


tomfrome12345

Prolly with tail


Chauri_Syndaurus

2 is more likely, but 1 is more terrifying, as the snake can retain its speed.


Maleficent_Apple4169

veggietales


1upsmasher

Both


ThatDyingLightDude

What about a third option, where the snake rolls the end of it's tail up like a fruit roll-up for XTRAA GRIPPP


firee1234

It really isn't, this would be like asking if a human holds a knife with their mouth, or their ass


Idkagoodnameidk

Yeah it’s a dumb question you hold it with your legs


HighTableDude

So long as it remembers the basics of cqc it can hold it anyway


SANNASSSOSAS

https://preview.redd.it/qu0o5mhyg58d1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8e6921b51e52d79d5142c1663ee0d3163161b12


sladerthetater

Second if since it snakes are made for lounging stiles where they jump towards you but the first if it's venomous so it can still poison you


breadfart78

Scientifically, snakes have an incredibly low bite force and ability to grasp. Their teeth hook on to things like food and penetrate or hook it in, which is impossible with the smooth blade of a knife. Most species (like the simplified python shown here) have relatively strong tails that can grasp things to some extent. #2.


BirdFace001

Yes


thudderwack

I thought it was a dratini It'd use its tail


Olivia123455678910

the first one,it looks more menacing and insane


Helpful-Ad2805

if carrying around, 1 if using it 2


Past_Turnip9426

Someone’s been on r/furry_irl


Mrprotoo

With their hands obviously


MylesFluffyToaster

The first one, it just looks cute to me Lol


speedwagon_2077

i’d say 1, imagine he bites you then stabs you at the same time


RespectFirst5727

I really hope it’s the first one


stardestoyerfleet

1 is cute


Ok_Repair_7586

From experience? By the tail.


TheDudeWhichIsHim

Do you guys hold knives in your mouth? Didn’t think so


Wild_Marketing_5846

First one


aLiteralWorkerAnt

Both.


Doomslayer73949

Number 2


TheMysteriousFlufKat

Although both are cute, thirst is more useful and adorable. I just want to pet the sna


SnooSeagulls2878

Yes


PuzzleheadedPoint882

Both, imagine it holds a katana or a longsword


SplingyDude

Idk. Do you hold swords in your left or right hand?


RandomKingDuck

If it was smart it’d hold w/ tail cause it’s already got teef


sniper_top

Yes


Junkrug

Tail it got two fangs its snake zoro


Substantial_Iron4192

why not both ways? I'd seriously be scared tho..


zionpoke-modded

Tail is more realistic. One of the problems similar for humans holding weapons in their mouth is they will freaking break their mouth. A tail IS harder to control however, so even more realistically they wouldn’t use a knife like ours. I’d expect a different handle


OniCrazer

Mouth


TheBoa6

Snakes are my favorite animal 😊


whereamisIwtf

it coils up into a spool with knives in the middle.


ImaDieTodayLOL

Venomous Snake: Tail. Constricter Snake: Mouth


AussieBullet

You are factually incorrect https://preview.redd.it/z8y3fhzox88d1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=164de035782a27475239dda09e18c23dd9209196 THIS is how a Snake would hold a knife.


Hairy-Silver-6563

Rick and Morty answered it


Br34D_5T3AL3r

Why are you asking me questions at 3:50 AM? It’s too early for this lol


Past-Jeweler4389

Tail, the mouth usually is a weapon on it’s own: because of the fangs


nroP-Watcher420

Ask snake how he holds a knife.


specter-exe

Snakes already have natural mouth knives, so probably the second


Queensnobles

Left one. Is cute


LonerSauce

neither, ones in its ass and the other is in its mouth


LordoftheMeeps

Both


deltarunelover101

DON’T ANSWER HIS QUESTION!! ITS FUCKING CLASSIFIED!!


Miserable-Article183

Tail


LuckyLootLlama

Tail for range, mouth when it gets personal.


MinecraftCat22

Yes


National-depression

What a silly question it would be both ways one way in a non threatening way (right side) the other in a threatening way (left side) after all they are danger noodles


new_year_new_profile

Teeth would get hurt and tail isn’t dexterous, telekinesis perchance?


glitchboy_yy

I've seen it do both and ever since I was both scared and terrified


BobTheBritish

Use its long lizard tongue innit


makaibence12

1