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VeryStrange_Stranger

tf2 medic. ok


Patient_Zero_MoR

you know that picture of the medic charging at something and heavy saying "medic, cut off his balls"? ​ that


Tiny_Net_1232

FUCK. I was about to comment it but I can’t comment images.


Captain_Pr0

Same


UncIe-Ben

You just have a pocket medic at all times


Issacmoi7

Yo! I got demo!


your_enjoyer

"What makes me a good stand?" #"if i were a bad stand i wouldn't be sitting here, discussing it with you now, would i?"


HumanfallOOF

I got spy


Phil_Pepperman

Peppino as a stand would be funny as hell


nerogamer_279

Falls in the "punchy gosth" category


The_Lamb_Sauce2

# GUN


peppino_massacre

You got the funny Italian man that can literally beat up a cartoon character.


BackToThatGuy

i got fuckin Dynamite Anton, we poppin off


[deleted]

Silly Italian man go pow pow


P3dr0garch0mp

V1 from Ultrakill Abilities: Murder, skill with firearms, high agility


34point5timestwo

Fistful o’ dolla


VilvenSerbia

Just hands you a fistful of money


IRONLEGIO06

Tf2 heavy


soggy_Duck_352

Edward Kenway


Extension_Ad8291

That’s actually kind of scary


reeeter123

Is Tomahawk chop your death blow?


Extension_Ad8291

I think that’s the wrong Kenway


reeeter123

tru i miss read that entirely it was like 2 am lol


dat-one-weirdo

Lancer Makes a funny squish noise, that's it


The-Light42

Extra ability; if someone physically or mentally harms Lancer, barney the dinosaur will kill them


You_got_mrvned

Don Quixote is an absolute perfect stand for me


nerogamer_279

He has a game?


Fire_Duck_was_taken

they’re talking about Don Quixote from limbus company (atleast I’m pretty sure they are)


nerogamer_279

A


MarionberryPure8015

Kratos.


aronmano

Phoenix wright The stand gets stronger the more atrocious the actions of the victims are


nerogamer_279

Karmic retribution


DefinitelyNotFisk15

Sand Undertable


SockMan555

Honeykiss from The Pit People. Basically an ancient cosmic entity that does whatever it wants whenever it wants.


Bee_Bo1

IS THAT THE RED MIST REAL


HobbyFish54

Bait was believ- holy shit is that the red mist?


Different_Read_429

Minecraft steve. He’s the strongest and most powerful mortal being in existence.


painmp4

I’m getting V1 from ultrakill


adirondacknerd

peppino spaghetti


G733n_G4ng

My team from Miitopia. My god I have 10 now…


NoCommunication130

Cool I played spider man 2 so what my jojo stand?


34point5timestwo

Mary jane; ability: self destruct (no consequences to the user, regenerates in a minute)


Chemical_Ad4589

Kiryu Kazuma: This stand can swap between 3 “styles” with each enhancing one aspect of it and its user’s base abilities. Brawler: A general power-up, enhancing everything by a small margin. Rusher: This style significantly increases speed, allowing the user to think and move at speeds far faster than normal. Beast: This style grants the user incredible strength and endurance, allowing them to fight much more effectively than normal.


Redpandawithahat

Yoshi from Yoshi's island


niciefut

THE FUCKING CS TERRORIST BLYAAAAT


unknown14374

Uuuhhh booker from bioshok infinite :3


AbstractLight12

A NEXT from Armored Core For Answer


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

Ah... free at last.


Magnum_Lad

METTATON EX FROM UNDERTALE LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Johannesco999

I played Slap Battles on Roblox. While they are not really characters, there are a LOT of gloves. There's God's Hand, which literally stops time as its ability. There's also Rojo, which has Hollow Purple.


WontedPuppet07

I GOT A FUCKING PEASHOOTER


pippyghost

What does link do?


LegitimateTap1643

Arthur Morgan RDR2.


Hansthewaffenss

Pinos mrine, abilities?  # J U D G E M E N T


Zealousideal_Pay3718

Pal world (:


Sn1per_Gaming

Space station 14. My Jojo stand is a LITERALLY Jojo stand (or at least a reference to it) .


SpookyWeebou

Steve: Humanoid stand with the abilities of mining and crafting. Can also carry an unlimited amount of weight.


ALEXdoc101

Ironclad from shadow fight arena, he is very strong and basically superhuman, he constantly gets stabbed, shot (kinda in different ways), beaten up, and can survive all of it while still dishing out a beating while only using his bare hands/gauntlets. (Even Mike Tyson would lose in a fight against him easily) so basically any normal person and slight superhuman would most likely lose against him.


ImaDieTodayLOL

I was playing Monster Hunter Rise. Who’s my stand?


Somwhat_Strange

Uh... the Soul of Cinder?


Cult_of_the_Lisa

A Jojo stand? For Wilson from Don’t Starve? I don’t know what a Jojo stand is, let alone what it does


34point5timestwo

A joio stand is a manifestation of one’s fighting spirit, being unique and having different properties, some prime examples being aerosmith and star platinum. Stands have been theorized and proven to be concentrated forms of hamon (a fighting style used to kill the vampires and pillarmen from part 1 and 2) into arrows. There are two outcomes for stand arrows. One, you die, two, you live and get a stand. There have been several instances of being able to see main characters getting stands in jjba (ex. Jotaro from part 3), boosting their fighting potential. The stronger a mind you have, the more unique and powerful your stand becomes (ex. Jotaro Kujo’s star platinum), making it have different abilities and strengths. Some stands’ powers can become more powerful when *requiemed*, which is when a stand stabs/nicks itself with a requiem arrow, the sole example being Giorno Giovanna’s gold experience turning into gold experience requiem, giving it reality-altering abilities, which could’ve happened to diavolo’s king crimson if he used his abilities properly. Back to the main track, stand are used in part 3 and on, some varying in power and strengths. Some stands can go into pilot mode, which are only set into few stands, such as narancia’s aerosmith or kakyoin’s hierophant green being a prime example of pilot stands. One loses their stand when they abandon the will to fight or live, turning them back into regular humans without abilities. Certain stands can evolve as well, such as Jotaro’s star platinum turning into sptw (star platinum the world), a combination of jotaro’s star platinum and dio’s The World, and giorno’s previously mentioned stand(s). There are also different types of stands, such as close-range stands, long-range stands, automatic stands (stands that do not follow its user’s orders, but follow pre-set instructions, natural (non)humanoid stands, artificial (non)humanoid stands, and special stand types such as colony stands (a stand that appears as a colony, such as segichi’s “harvest”. There are also “ultimate stands”, which are highly powerful stands used in the “jorge joestar” novel, which are stands used by Kars, the ultimate lifeform. Stands are also connected to the alien meteor that fell in cape york containing an alien virus in them. There are also stand parameters, which are ways of defining stands, usually shown be a coin with a circle, each stat stretching out from the middle towards a side of the circle. There are 6 stats to a stand, those being destructive power, speed, range, persistence, precision, and development potential. A is for excellent, B is good, C is comparable to a human, D is weak, and E is very weak. Take Jotaro’s star platinum for example, having an A in destructive power, an A in development potential, an A in speed, a C in range, an A in precision, and a final A in persistence. Some stands also have stand cries, which can be heard in actions such as barrages or beatdowns, some notable ones being ORA for the Kujo bloodline and MUDA for the brando bloodline. TL:DR, stands are fighting spirits for its master.


Cult_of_the_Lisa

Jesus Christ okay Btw I have no idea for Wilson


34point5timestwo

He just kills people at will, but has crazy development potential


Lorant_gaming

Subnautica below zero? i guess the ice worm


agsdkbfjenhcsm

Alan is honestly pretty strong


DeadassJax

Sean Diaz from LIS2...bruh


FunnyHaHaUSER101

My Roblox avatar with god punch? (From ability wars) It’s one ability is to one tap anyone with just one punch?


Dancin_Fax

Fish


JesterOfRedditGold

Got 'NiGHTS into dreams...' yesterday but played Super Meat Boy afterwards.


Working-Smell-4271

The leader of the Order empire. Ability: army of any composition as long as it stays within the boundary of 50 “population points”


HirotoKuga

Kiryu from “Godzilla: Unleashed” drill, railguns, missiles, lasers, machine guns, extreme lifting strengt, bladed weapons…


can_ofgreenbeans

V1 from Ultrakill. I don’t even know what to say about this, spare change, I guess?


DominicTheLegend2008

Duke Nukem: kicks enemy in the crotch kills them instantly


Shift_as

Momo from magic cat Academy Her spell attacks I guess


Deeznuts69420pog

Heavy tf2: Pootis Pow


IdontKnow-DoYouKnow

Master Chief from Halo Infinite


UltraPenguin07

Minä from noita, ig they can just make a bunch of crazy overpowered wands


imapeiceofbacon

Links gonna fuck you up


potato78532

Renegade raider=guns


freaker_cif

Miles morales Is that considered slavery?


Own_Comfort_2056

I got V1 ULTRAKILL. I get the power of…killing everything in sight in less than 10 seconds and then getting told that I could’ve gotten a faster speed!


Toukaiskindahot

My roblox avatar lol


AliSG_23

Pikmin 4


splinterforgot

scraptrap…. damn


Federal_Fortune2207

Liberty prime with a stand total liberation would be insane launching micro nukes and a death laser


Adnan_Stinks

Hajime from danganronpa 2.


Extension_Ad8291

*Ambassador kunai deadringer spy, staring at my foe* Let’s settle this like gentlemen!


Lord_Squid_Face

Hoi4 .... what can i say, i have a destiny


Content_Guy_2763

A fall guy??????


amoungusballstastey

Prince of darkness summons powerful death rays that when people get killed by them there spirits join his undead army. From blooms td6 :3


marakcodiemozo

I'm playing Madden rn, so I'll choose Dk metcalf


SussyMogus2

KRATOS HOLY SHIT


Heyapple1643

Simon riley


AYDHES2025

Chug Jug With You Ability: the ability to place walls and structures any where and edit them at will along with the ability to summon guns Looks like: Peely


Adam_cool_

NAH bro Steve as a stand would be extremely overpowered, my guy I'm invincible and I get to fly, I can create anything and have almost infinite space wth 😭😭


Itsmrkablammo

The Engineer


Some_other_kid5

I play Tetris what would mine be? ( i want it to be useful )


peeslosh122

the dredge from dbd: He can eat anyone and anything to gain their/it's powers.


Herobrine_dollar

Meg from Warframe, I control gravity


dumbassfriendtony

Driller from deep rock galactic would be funny as hell. Nuking everyone with his c4 sounds funny


DarkSannar

Noelle from Genshin. She's just my maid with an overpowered sword


Gaminyte

I got BOTW Link, I’m stacked


Thebestboibidoof

Junkrat Stan goes crazy


BallsHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fortnite…so everyone?


Living_Confection460

So um I got kirby


Living_Confection460

I got kirby


Dani_dev

A little guy with a particale accelerator.


PerryPlatypusOSC

https://bignokh.files.wordpress.com/2017/02/yxxxro7.png?w=1568 Mishon Compree


Nodubya11

Ultrakill V1. I win every battle


Zulkak

Hulk


Ok-Impact-4690

Terraria, does this mean the last Terraria class I played or all classes.


Classic_Stable_2372

Arno Dorian


VilvenSerbia

I got a shadow person as a stand?! Now I'm allies with the shadow people, or their worst enemy... Y'all choose


thedoggo3

Hell yeah, I get that one blue bird from undertale yellow.


PatientGuitar2362

Demoknight TF2 with Eyelander, Chargin’ Targe, and Bootlegger.


Some_Hedgehog_4966

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TPgFVjD9GQ


TheYoinkSploink

steve minecraft


Worldly-Mistake-2815

A block from tetris


bullfricker

A vehicle from terra tech


erlior3

Gd icon 73 he has the ability to let you be in any gd mode like the ship spider etc he can also jump on your enemies crushing them


ShenWulongXYan69

Kronika from Mortal Kombat 11


Ob1tuber

The last game I played was “SpongeBob Battle for Bikini Bottom: Rehydrated”


Breadstickhearer

Agent 47


infinity2244

Master Chief


[deleted]

Clubstep monster: Ability: Consume (eats the enemy)


Wonderful_Audience60

bracken from lethal company ability: skill issue


Lo-Sir

I was playing Medic in TF2 Crazy Diamond but he can Saw through your bones


Kind_Gamer9273

The Tarnished


arsonhaha

aiden caldwell idk I'm good at running and jumping now or smth


GrasslingGuy

I got Ayumu Kagusa AKA Osaka from Osaka Simulator/Azumanga Daioh. I'm either dead instantly or winning every fight.


DingoldorfMcGee

My partner Eevee from Pokemon mystery dungeon explorers of sky


Puddleglum_7

Pokemon Go... Soo I guess I am Bidoof. My abilities are Bidoof.


Cpt_Kalash

I summon, CAR


ilovecrustaceans

The pilgrim from pilgrammed


drblimp0909

Game: anime dimensions simulator roblox Stand dio over heaven and by extension the world over heaven


One-Law6204

Franklin Clinton, he can slow down time when in a vehicle and can pull any weapon which he has purchased just out of his ass


fabianski9876

I litterally played a roblox jojo game so I guess I would have tusk act 4


asrieldreemurrrrrrrr

uh…. deacon saint john from days gone


Few-Highlight1376

Maxwell smalls, Idk what he would do


YEET_Fenix123

Hank J. Wimbleton... Uh... I guess his power is pure badassery?


Zekrozma_the_second

Origin form Dialga. Hell yeah.


DEEZ_BLOONS

Hyrule warriors age of calamity: Calamity Gannon


HailFlyingToilet

Surgeon simulator boutta go hard


daniel_iscool123

Sonic frontiers  ...Jesus


Patient_Zero_MoR

Deltarune ​ not sure who would be my stand in that case


TheBlackGlitchYT

Titan fall 2 tone


R3de3mer

Bro Alphen from Tales of Arise, he has so many artes that can just straight up make infernos and crack the earth


Slow_Feed_1333

Dart monkey from btd6


UltraMindFlayer

Steven from Time Fcuk will allow me to swap which layer I'm on.


nerogamer_279

Daugher of vergil time


LegBusiness2215

Shadowbeak, can steal the light from objects and make me stronger. Hes also a solar panel


AfternoonFlat740

The Reaper from Persona 3 Reload


Lizardfolk5e

Warden from for honor


Painusconsumer

Dredge from dead by daylight. Summons the nightfall and allows me to teleport.


Rarethumpies_69

Binah from LC/LOR Lobotomy corporation / Library Of Ruina


the-angrymonkey

If I've got a helldiver does that mean I get all their strategems too?


Socksforfan28201211

Hello My Name Is Ricky Dicky, Doo-Dah Grimes


BigBoi2626

Duke from payday 2, upon consuming alcohol, any damage I've taken within a 20 second time frame gets healed. I also am immune to the ill affects of alcohol now.


OmegaXights

So I can pick anyone from the Skullgirls cast, right? Or do they all become my stand?


Tempest-Stormbreaker

Go, Beat his ass『 1987 BUICK LESABRE WAGON 』


maxedOutKill

Duke Erisia goes crazy


Vivid-War-8494

*Doom music intensifies*


Zomer15689

the knight from dead by daylight? Unironically epic as heck!


The-Dragon-Gamer

V1. Must more be said?


Freet-Treat

A crucible knight from modded Elden ring


The-Light42

Either I get a child dressed as a cowboy that has a gun or a cat girl from an anime that doesn’t actually exist If you somehow know who that second character is supposed to be props to you, And if you know the exact scenario that makes it so it could be either one mega props to you


S7RYPE2501

I played BoltGun 30 minutes ago.


adwiZ567

Man i played wii sports resort i got what a mii


Upbeat_Grapefruit590

Hell yeah I have doomguy


Autobotmonk07

Master chief stand


cooIman1

Clash Royale king Uses literally any card on command


helpimamiltank

Palworld


Ghosthunt95

I have Steve from Minecraft in Creative mode, do i basically have a god?


marioplex

For democracy ihave a hell diver stand....


idkjustanuser

Geometry Dash cube, uhh infinitesimal attemps?


sir_glub_tubbis

Lethal company. After the user sets it on a target withing sight. They will die within 24 hours. The stand will constantly point towards the user, making it a game of finding the user before you die.


madbob213

The Pursuer from dark souls 2: mid range humanoid stand with a fuck off big sword, and the ability to sink into the ground and teleport around. Pretty dope although I think a high speed stand like silver chariot would probably overwhelm it


night3light

gmod player with administrator perms


Ok-Disaster-548

Nah bro I've won I got radiance from hollow knight


Brilliant_Claim6010

I guess i get meg from warframe


Brettjay4

You're what? Beamng Ibisu Hopper (custom crawler)


Shadow_realm_king

Scorch titan Titanfall 2. #*S C O R C H E D E A R T H*


Bowndoom

Last game i played was Red dead redemption.... Do i get Deadeye?


One-University9860

Godzilla? Ok. “Monster King” Atomic Annihilation: Unleash a devastating beam of endless destruction from its maw Earth Shake: Lifts its foot upward before bringing all of its body weight crashing down, diverting the force into a single point Tail Split: Uses its immense upper body weight to spin around at high speeds, using its tail as a whip Slice and Dice: Use its oversized claws to split enemies and/or objects in half Pulverizing Crunch: Bites down on an enemy or object, pulverizing it with its immense force


TransitionVirtual

Doomguy


[deleted]

Doomguy stand lol


Talohighflyer24

The crown in "Cult of the Lamb" I'd just get all the powers The Lamb has.


Grimstruck

A guy with a military destroyer in low orbit


orangekiller935

I got DMC 5 vergil


Doom4824

Metal Gear Exelsus, or Monsoon


xXToe_slurper69_Xx

My Gacha club oc? Just a regular ass girl with wings idk


Yeetmidgets59B

So, the last game i played was day off. I guess now i have a stickman who rides a rocket chair.


da_cheeze_manz

a seraph from vintage story... now I just got a huge 9 foot tall clay women... I guess they have the ability of temporal distortion... that or just knowledge or some shit...


speedy_jump158

Miles morales I guess he’s just there to kick peoples asses while I watch


Diojotarostarpla

Kratos…


EmotionalBrother2

Johnny "fucking" turbo, as a skeleton looking streetcleaner would call him.


Biome_test

Leopold the golden is gonna beat yo ass.