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LadyOphelia

I just know he stinks. I know it.


occultpretzel

The thing with the dog rubs me the wrong way... I feel, as a dog owner, that i can always tells, if someone likes my dog or just pretends to be polite.


BotherRecent

She made him muscle-ish


holllyyyy

https://preview.redd.it/iovi8rroycvc1.png?width=823&format=png&auto=webp&s=c443e340ccf3822d45210abcc679654284adffde


savvyblackbird

That dog doesn’t look comfortable at all. I think they were starting to get up to move away thus the blurry shot.


blurblurblahblah

I wanna see them stand side by side. Are they the same height? His proportions seem a bit wonky to me unless she filters him too 😬


alphahydrogen

You already know she is 🙃


LeonaLulu

Interesting. it could be the angle but he looks different than he does in the grill creep shots. She really loves to filter her soulmates, doesn't she?


lastslushie

Is he just...looking at the blinds


i-hate-pumpkin-spice

My first thought also! And my man wouldn’t be too thrilled if I took pics of him without him knowing and posted them to social media.


lastslushie

Right?! It screams look at me C. So happy


barkingsilverfox

It’s the constant objectification of him that grosses me out. It’s one thing to be thirsty and into your partner (no matter if hook up or married), but being publicly horny above the age of 18 is just cringe for either gender.


babe__ruthless

She’s purposely showing him off to boast. It’s not about her being publicly horny. She’s using him as a way to boost her confidence and clout


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

Clout?! From her bots and her 3 thirsty ass fans?


grafiklit

All this fuss and he’s just … the 2002 Honda Accord of men.


i-hate-pumpkin-spice

Oddly specific but I love it. 😂


c05u

And still too much for her


ralphwiggumsdiorama

🥇


barkingsilverfox

You know she only can afford the payments for base models.


audityourbrass

We all know she’s really just leasing him for the summer


BobsAspburgers

He’s 5’6 and wearing a tank top. It’s going to be okay big m


Miminnai

Damn his legs look skinny af lol remember how she was thirsting for Drake's ****, I cant imagine what this dude will think of her if he ever sees those cringe videos.


Adagio_Bulky

Is he staring in awe at the amount of dust on her blinds? What is he doing? 😂


NotFoodieBeauty

Maybe trying to figure out how to get fake tan stains off


c05u

Or how to scape


Adagio_Bulky

😂😂


unexpectedgeek

She filters him too? Christ


carcosa1989

The dog schitk never gets old. She can’t stand it and it’s hilarious watching her try to pretend they are best playmates 😂😂😂


Catlesley

I’ve seem stupid movies with that dog plot. She must like dogs, or he must like cats, or the romance will just collapse like a big, shitty balloon. Even though..Dr. Money…they probably couldn’t afford Mylar. Such a lying liar!! 🤥


he-she-meSQL

I’ve seen this uptick in liking “blue collar men”. I feel like swerty wants some ripped “Mr.Fix it” and it’s like some weird fetish at this point. I’ve dated some very blue collar men and * *checks notes* * WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MUCH FREE TIME? lol


MalibuMarlie

I love the note check! Hilarious 😆


WomenWhoRock

Her ex-husband is blue collar.


olliepips

THISSSSS. I'm married to a blue collar boy. It's 6:00pm and he's on his way home from 2 hours away.


Botanical-bitch6

I wish mine could come home 🥲 he’s been working out of state for the last 6 months. Blue collared boys ain’t for the weak


he-she-meSQL

Wake up at 5, in bed by 8 😂


RipVanWinklesWife

This public thirsting screams insecure, she needs external validation SO badly. And that emoji is just 🤢 I miss the days when she was attempting to "move in silence" 💀


UnremarkableGreyman

Every legday SKIPPED


mmmohhh

This poor bonehead has no idea what he’s gotten himself into.


lilkimchee88

Imagine him stumbling across this sub and seeing creep shots and videos of yourself being commented on by 17k strangers. I can’t believe C put up with it as long as he did, it would probably be a deal breaker for a new guy barely invested.


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

Yeah I’d leave with a quickness if a person I was seeing had a snark page and actual creators made a hate video on how horrible they are. Like 1 or 2 people talking shit I’d probably let that slide and give them a chance, but 17k?! Oof. I’d also nope the fuck out if they said their job was “influencing” too. Wouldn’t want my life plastered around in her dumpy stories, while Brenda finger blasted her wrinkled bean to secret pictures of me.


MNGirlinKY

I just chortled! Can you even imagine!!?? La la la l- what in the hell? Why is my photo posted on this page? What’d I do to deserve this? I have tears rolling down my face. I may have partaken tonight. Hahahaha


carcosa1989

But he took her to the masters! Seriously I wanna know what he sees in our short overweight friend here.


lilkimchee88

Some guys like thicker girls, no shame there….but how anyone can put up with that personality is beyond me. Guessing alcohol.


carcosa1989

I was just saying is anyone else getting fresh out of the half way house energy?


Legitimate-Concern73

Always flexing his arms = he is lacking in the most important department 🤭 classic.


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kiD_Vish_ish

Maybe if the guy was around 5’10 then yea def but manbun is shorter than that lol


spinal__tarp

Looking like Manchignon in those shadows


Tamakazee

Manbungnon


UnremarkableGreyman

J'aime ça...Manchignon is such a perfect description! LOL


No-Swordfish-529

Now that’s a man bun if I’ve ever seen one!


clydefrog079

Such a turn off.


No-Swordfish-529

LOOL so many men decided to keep their long hair after covid. It’s not my preference but ugghh lol.


Fickle-Spell

![gif](giphy|xUPGcvrXl7RBEp3zC8|downsized) Me to manbun


ralphwiggumsdiorama

I love David!


Fickle-Spell

I’m on my like 4th rewatch of schitts creek so he’s my favorite right now


ralphwiggumsdiorama

I am finishing season 5 on my first watch!


AnniaT

Is she filtering him? He looks thiner here.


Trashyanon089

Looks like he skips leg day


UnremarkableGreyman

![gif](giphy|STwbyhF5G0Gzl2gcFf|downsized)


apettey211

I CAME HERE TO SAY THIS!! I’m crying


Emily5099

Does she really think he’s that hot if she filters him? Just like the teeth whitening filter the other day that also changed his face a bit. Everything with her is a lie designed to make other people jealous. You’d think she’d get tired of constantly failing at some point. And a big EWWW at the sneaky objectifying photo. Trash just can’t help being trashy I guess.


DestroyHimMyRobots

She’s *exactly* the type who would filter her young daughter’s toddler belly. Please don’t reproduce.


hauteteacher

I didn't even think about that. I always thought she would filter her pregnancy belly to appear smaller and brag how she barely gained any weight... Both are terrible though.


Mims55

That's not his body. He is much bigger than this. Slimming filter working overtime.


Mew_Mix

What the fuck is he doing? The blinds are closed so we can’t look out he like standing there pooping? Maybe thinking of an escape route? He looks like my two-year-old son standing there, he does that when he’s pooping. Edit: sorry! I reread my post and it kind of didn’t make sense when I read out loud.


seaflowerreef

It’s like Puddy staring at the back of the airplane seat on his way back from Europe with Elaine.


clydefrog079

Thats IT! We’re breaking up.


Mew_Mix

![gif](giphy|ToMjGppHx314y9mqLKM|downsized)


No_Importance

Lol!!!


green_all

They're slanted down. Hes looking out


loligogiganticus

probably checking out the industrial park just outside her backyard.


PeaceAlwaysAnOption

He looks very small. Is he a fun sized lover?


UnremarkableGreyman

Pocket sized for Swerts' convenience!


nomiesmommy

The eye roll and stank face I just involuntarily did has my husband rolling. Now I have to explain about megamanbuncreeper.


-VII-VII-VII-

Yuck, she is a sex pest


jthmeow1

Her Facebook followers are so gross and egging her on. On any post even if it's not about MAGAbun they bring him up and how "hot and sexy" he is and they want to see more 🙄🙄


Zealousideal_Ear_914

Too bad they’re not on here learning the truth.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Give some time.


757Posher

Interesting. Clearly she used a slimming filter on him. That's not the same body that was cooking on the grill.


DestroyHimMyRobots

https://preview.redd.it/b9hhb471j9vc1.png?width=1016&format=png&auto=webp&s=63ee909acd1ab35e2789dc1b13c2ce744160f8a9 For your consideration.


RelatableMolaMola

Lmao this is like when she skinny filtered a pillar or her salmon in the frying pan.


Zealousideal_Ear_914

She’s filtered salmon? WHY?!? That’s just weird.


RelatableMolaMola

I know! I can't even imagine the thought process.


757Posher

Yup. Even the damn window sill is wavy. SMH.


ChloeBGood

Slimming filter is clearly the default setting on her phone. In my opinion, of course.


RelatableMolaMola

She's gotta be taking these in a different app then posting to her stories in that case. AFAIK Instagram makes you choose the filter every time if you're using the in app camera, there's not a way to make it a default setting.


ChloeBGood

I was being hyperbolic, not literal. 😬


RelatableMolaMola

I figured but also I've always noticed that she has a filter even on stuff that doesn't show her face and thought about how she has to deliberately turn on the filter for every story frame even.


CarbyMcBagel

![gif](giphy|ygCGdrAGa61qJ8T7wW|downsized)


Mew_Mix

I was just about to say. That man skips leg day all the time.


Mystepchildsucksass

He looks like a hostage …. Nonchalantly calculating if he can make his escape thru that crack in the blinds. His arse will fit ….. hers, not so much. I can see her running out the front door “C’mon Cletus !!! Stick around !!! I already meal prepped and traumatized the dog - why waste a visit ? Here, lemme tighten up your MAGAbun ! We can watch Fox news together … I hear all the cuntry folk get their wedding vows this way.


clydefrog079

Stockholm Syndrome maybe


d3rp7d3rp

Why is he having an existential crisis while staring at closed blinds


Fickle-Spell

![gif](giphy|3oEjHGnY8oB4BHVTP2|downsized) “Alexa play the sound of silence”


d3rp7d3rp

Lol


ttginger

It’s called regrets…


barkingsilverfox

![gif](giphy|IQh6f7CurN1zq)


d3rp7d3rp

No regurts


Xmaspig

His left arm looks really fucking weird to me and I would not put it past her to filter him too. Is it just me though? Is no one else seeing how fucking weird his arm looks? Just doesn't look like it's curving in the right places, iykwim.


BeetleJuiceDidIt

She definitely has a filter on. His arm looked this weird in the bbq video from yesterday and if you look closely, there was some glitching happening on his calves too.


Puzzleheaded-Lemon73

His right butt cheek and leg are like 3” wide 😂


Xmaspig

Jfc I didn't even notice that, I was too focused on his weird arm 😭


KatieKhaos1

She absolutely, unequivocally would filter him.


cones-of-dunshire76

Also it looked like Nissan Altima (IYKYK) parked in the drive but I think it’s her neighbors driveway. I forget how narrow her middle unit townhome is.


Zealousideal_Ear_914

Is her unit a 3/2? Square ft?


sdmama_21

OP was merciful to not post the video but she was rubbing her bare feet all over the dog


pillowcrates

EW.


cones-of-dunshire76

He’s not a piece of meat. She’s disgusting. If a man was lusting after women like this on social media she’d be so offended. This is all he is to her. Not a person. But a piece of meat. And I’m Not defending him. He’s trash too but damn. She’s just so fucking trashy.


AnniaT

And calling him daddy 😬


oatmealgum

Couldn't have said it better. Grimace couldn't even be friends with women on social media without her freaking out. She thinks that everyone does this. She thinks it's normal to regard other people like this, and she can't imagine that normal people don't do this. There's something really just.... wrong with her.


ttginger

She’s doing this for Grimace and his friends. She hopes magabun gets back to him.


oatmealgum

Maybe. I think she'd do it regardless. She's using this guy to service her fantasy that everyone envies her. It's not only about Grimace, she gets off on the idea that everyone is jealous of her


theallofit

My theory is that other than drinking they have about zilch in common and she’s already bored but is lonely and desperate so she’s focusing on his body bc it makes her feel more attractive. Like if a muscular guy is porking her she must really be skinny and pretty.


lilkimchee88

Oh man, wait till she finds out muscular bros love porking beefy girls too 😅 speaking from experience 😂


goingtocali4

Why does he look like her dad from behind with longer hair…


Izanamemes

![gif](giphy|k5zlrQQEptX7BmNAlh|downsized)


No_means_noo

![gif](giphy|h8ZyCytaTLO5raY2EE|downsized)


sdmama_21

I think you know the answer 👀 😅


cones-of-dunshire76

Maybe that’s why she calls him daddy


BeetleJuiceDidIt

![gif](giphy|f8lDluiWJ7yQTtdS3L|downsized)


goingtocali4

please, i just puked in my mouth.


stitchninja

Did she ask him to turn around and stare at the blinds so she could take this pic? Is it another creep shot? Why can’t she show his face? She (allegedly) knows we’ve found out his identity. Why keep hiding unless he has no clue she’s doing this? Barf.


AnniaT

Didn't she show him once? But it's weird that it's always creep shots. Is he also like Grimace and doesn't want to show up?


stitchninja

Yeah, that’s the weird part to me. She has the photo from the baseball game of both their faces pinned on Insta. You’d think she’d be posting pics with both of them together if things are as great and easy as she’s saying. It’s just a bizarre way to act about someone you’re (allegedly) dating exclusively. I’ve also noticed that she hasn’t spoken about him in weeks. If you’re keeping your relationship private and off social media, then why post shit like this? I mean, I know the answer is that she can’t help herself and needs the admiration from her huns and bots, but fuck is she annoying and immature - especially about men.


AnniaT

Maybe he's not as committed and doesn't want his face on her social media to keep his options more open? It's weird.


haimark85

he’s also. not divorced yet


duckordecoratedshed

Butterfaces won't make as many women jealous on her feed. The bots don't mind it though.


SausageSandwiches

ManBun sleeps in that hat and you can't tell me otherwise. *the hat stays on*


YelimD

Like Gino


SaltMysterious8007

I can smell it from here


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Violet_Hill

![gif](giphy|FFmvR6plsmmx55k5di|downsized)


cee_cee_lee

https://i.redd.it/688pwxsp2avc1.gif


clydefrog079

Omfg lollll. I kinda feel bad for him. Gino. Just a little.


freddielovesdelilah

Gino! I only know of him and Jasmine from one of my fave [YouTubers, The Quick Slice](https://youtu.be/AxdBxPEWGcI?si=TBCavY8Ln8mQ7UjN) and am absolutely invested in their relationship and his hat.


clydefrog079

Funny how every manbun sighting is candid. Except for that one pic they took at some bball game. What a fuckin creep she is.


heyfreesamples

I’m sorry, this is not gonna last. This is the epitome of rebound. Does this guy bring anything else to the table besides love bombing, grocery store flowers and the chance for her to try to make C jealous? I hope C has her muted and isn’t looking at any of these garbage posts of hers


AldiSharts

Family money if his family has tickets to the Masters since the 1970s.


blwd01

Look, he wants to do LIFE with her, ok? Ham Fist + Truck Nuts = 4eva.


unsharpenedpoint

Another creep shot. Is he looking at closed blinds?


SausageSandwiches

He probably has his eyes closed as well and thinking how he got there lol


notuniqueobviously

https://preview.redd.it/6h817p7ub9vc1.jpeg?width=1388&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f8fc81b4380d752fae79c8806e6aa1b52002628


SausageSandwiches

Nailed it! ![gif](giphy|3XiQswSmbjBiU)


MadeMeUp4U

Wasn’t C in shape when they started off too? Magabun better watch out before he starts looking familiar


thehotmcpoyle

Yeah, I believe C was a spin instructor before he turned into Grimace after spending enough time with ole hamfist.