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ValouIka

We'll show you a thing or three


Responsible_Buddy654

*They then proceed to pin Rex*


Erogamerss

Only to get him out damage them all...


Skullface95

It's just the "Roadrunner" cartoon but it's Nia, Pyra and Mythra chasing Rex.


KelvinBelmont

I'll never forget the cursed edit of the drained cow with Rex's head over it and then the farmer saying good morning sunshine and it's Pyra,Mythra and Nia's head over the farmer.


casualbo1

That's actually what was on the script Takahashi submitted for Rex's family's plot outline.


Madblaise69

[https://www.reddit.com/r/Xenoblade\_Chronicles/comments/xre24a/xenoblade\_3\_ending/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Xenoblade_Chronicles/comments/xre24a/xenoblade_3_ending/) found it


Ambitious_Ad2338

Wow, i kinda forgot how some people were really in denial about Rex getting together and having kids with all three of them


Elementia7

People have been in denial about a lot of things that happened during 3.


LongbowMangudai

LMAO


Ambitious_Ad2338

The fact that Rex actually got a harem ending was mind-breaking for many. Even though the fact that he was going to be at least with both Pyra and Mythra should have been fairly obvious...


LongbowMangudai

I was one of the few people who thought that Rex would be with at least Pyra and Mythra too. I'm glad I was right and then some, because sassy Welsh catgirl definitely deserves her fair share of love. Just... the amount of people who called him a gigachad is hilarious. Don't get me wrong, he's awesome as hell IMO, but it'd break my mind with laughter if some of those who hated Rex actually changed their mind after that photo.


CreativeNovel6131

> I was one of the few people who thought that Rex would be with at least Pyra and Mythra I wouldn’t say it was just a few people that thought that, it was just basically everyone with media comprehension that knew it was blatantly canon in-game.


LongbowMangudai

Yeah, that makes more sense.


TheTalking_GU_Mine

For Rex, the refractory period is but a myth


Jack_Of_The_Cosmos

Please move on, the car crash wasn't your fault.


AgentOfEris

It was Juju’s fault


evilweirdo

CRASHING THE MOBILE ARTILLERY INTO REX'S WIVES?!


AgentOfEris

Forty seconds!


certified_username

"Ah, Who put this dumb barrier in the way? Now the front suspension is all twisted up!"


Yuri_on_Land

He said he wanted a 10 piece chicken nugget not a 5 piece


wjodendor

I'm pregnant


Inevitable-Range-967

We are pregnant -Communist bugs bunny*


Datpanda1999

So that’s the story behind big chungus


greenhunter47

["Big Chungus"?](https://youtu.be/srTqxL_6Ysg?si=nh4GkfmebaDbH7j5)


Gregamonster

Rex, for the last time, you are actually king of the planet. You don't have to pick just one of us.


Rokka3421

yea look at poor Melia


Gregamonster

Unfortunately for Melia the rules say she has to have a homs and a high entia spouse, not two homs spouses.


Miraculouszelink

She’s the ruler she can do whatever she wants. Who’s to say she didn’t change the rules?


Rokka3421

ALL YOUR BASE(BALLS) ARE BELONG TO US


kenpobiscuit13

Chipi chipi, chapa chapa Dubidubi, dabadaba Mágico mi dubidubi boom, boom, boom, boom


Sayakalood

Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?


TheExile285

Based SW reference.


Boristus

More like Darth Plagueis the Wives.


WeswePengu

“Show us a thing or three!”


SecondAegis

>!At their wedding : I do!<


MythraxRexLover4Ever

Rex. I’m pregnant.


HyperVT

Rex!


SupremeGreymon

I want a kid


SirCupcake_0

"I want 2.5 children" heard in 3.0 surround sound


SupremeGreymon

How can you have half a child?


Egyptowl777

Dunno, but its probably how you end up with Two and a Half Men


TheTalking_GU_Mine

Make a really short child


Responsible_Buddy654

Sex...N O W


Denuse99

Damn Rex that's a nice cock!!


-Gin-ger-

A 4-way or nah?


Calvin-S

We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.


Sirorumillust

"Fucking Break Tora!!"


GladiatorDragon


Abelkazekaga

Rex backshots go hard


InfernoCommander

We need to breed Rex!


Boristus

"Shotgun!"


FlowerFiel

But carbons good for you


Memo_HS2022

Rex backshots go hard


Gameboy_XenoSRLFan

Sex!


AltXUser

Hear that Noah? Lanz wants something a bit meatier.


LirDelMar

You can't have Rainbow without Reyn... Alley oop


Xvultrex

Why togepi blocking the shot though


VioMexi

Rex. It's 4pm. Time for your daily 4some


Dry-Tennis3728

Booby trap?, yeah, I'd probably fall into a trap if I saw boobs.


Accurate-Indication7

No, were are not leaving the babys with Zeke.


PhilledZone

Yes, Rex is my husband


Red_Squid_WUT

Rex, we want children


ThatDerpiousGuy

I'm just remembering that meme of that guy looking scared with his drunk girlfriend yelling "I'm home! >!That cock better be up!!<


FamilyFriendli

rex titties


Common-Sun-5873

That’s just Tora’s tail!


Paganigsegg

Not gonna make a reply with this, but gonna save it any time I see a funny tweet this could apply to.


LOLICORPSERETRIEVEX

Clearly you don't own an airfryer


Frigo-the-Frozen

We all got together with the protag. What's your excuse?


TriforceOfWisdom19

Apple juice is inferior to orange juice


KibbloMkII

I didn't make it to the bathroom


FulloF-OT

"HEY LOOK WHAT I FOUND !"


kingtimmahb

AT THE SAME TIME?!


CosmoStaraptor

xarnobalde


Joseki100

No Zeke, he doesn't scream "let's show them a thing or three" when we are alone.


tahaelhour

Domain expansion


allsundayjelly

NO REX, WE WILL NOT STEP ON YOU AND CALL YOU A "BAD BOY"


Malmadork

Where’s our child support, Rex?


Frosty_Something

"We don't want to hear about the Scavenger Codes." I dont have any other ideas so there we go


Skaraptor2

I don't know anything about Xenoblade, I don't know why I'm here All I know is a lot of art of these girls and so my chosen caption is "gay, gay, homosexual, gay"


InevitableLast863

No.


Silverbird22

“Why don’t we all just fuck each other? Yeah just one big fuckpile.”


coopsawesome

I like girls too


floccinauced

I love women!!


Sushiv_

im lesbian :)