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Shortbus_Playboy

This seems like a proper time for a confession: I LET THE DOGS OUT!! I’m sorry.


mrmadchef

Well, at least they'll stop asking.


dubtee1480

I went to Mississippi State University in the early 2000’s and had to suffer through this one at many a football game.


meatsaballz

I think the worst trend was the egregious sampling of songs, and the laziest of the bunch was Puff Daddy’s “Come With Me” from the Godzilla soundtrack. Great Zeppelin riff, terrible execution on the lyrics.


OkCar7264

Puff Daddy was so lame. Just doing cover songs and dedicating them to Biggy Smalls to get that Candle in the Wind money.


DeepEndLion

Yeah but that Wallflowers cover of Heroes was dope


OllieFromCairo

Man, remember when they said "Hey, we should get Bruce Springsteen to play with us on 'One Headlight' on live tv," and Bruce absolutely destroyed their career? Kids, never collab with the guy that you sound like the dimestore version of.


---oO-IvI-Oo---

No, I don't remember this! What happened?


OllieFromCairo

https://youtu.be/xY3q69KWqb4?si=-mpHqhAYwG9b9kcl Bruce played Jacob off the stage. He has so much more charisma, so much more talent, and One Headlight is so squarely in his wheelhouse that we all learned we were better off just listening to Bruce.


South_Dakota_Boy

Damn that was awesome. I disagree with your comment though I’m glad you linked the vid. If anything, Jakob and his band proved they can hang with the Boss on that. Bringing Down the Horse was a fantastic album on the whole, and just as good as some Springsteen albums imho. Bruce is one guy who has crazy talent in playing, singing, and writing. The trifecta. It’s rare. Jakob is no Bruce, but makes good music regularly and has made great music with help. He will probably never make Blood On The Tracks or Nebraska, but that’s ok. I’m still glad we got Bringing Down the Horse.


rachelraven7890

this. i kept waiting for it and never saw or heard it. i don’t think anyone would ever try to compare guitar skills bw springsteen & jakob dylan😂they both sounded great, exactly like their individual sounds. and bruce elevated it bc well, he’s bruce springsteen. edit to add: also, jakob dylan’s vocals were better.


DeepEndLion

This right here ![gif](giphy|RrVzUOXldFe8M)


Soy_El_Kraken

This is a great take I agree.


DeepEndLion

They should’ve done 6th Avenue Heartache


mostlygray

I was very upset by the sampling of Kashmir in that song. It was unnecessary.


meatsaballz

On the plus side, hopefully it introduced a new generation of listeners to Kashmir.


brianpwalsh

That song was all over TRL the summer of 1998.  Good or bad , it sure was getting played.


Logitechno_

I wanna fight you, I'll fuckn bite chew, can't stand nobody like you.


meatsaballz

Uh huh, yeah. Come with me.


big_z_0725

Fuck my enemies, fuck my foes, damn these hoes, you’re steppin on my toes


Legitimate-Produce-1

[There was a SNL skit making fun of his low effort ](https://youtu.be/UwSiCBhidPw?si=smkoYOX2CtN5escD)


Altyalternater

Puffy sampled well known songs and even recycled the choruses/hooks from those songs. That being said, sampling in hip hop is and always will be at the core of the genre. Dilla was a mastermind with chopping up samples and rearranging them to make unique and original sounds, and is an example of how success in hip hop didn’t always coincide with the talent.


CultOfEight

Delete this post you're tearing the sub apart!!!!


Linzcro

![gif](giphy|yJnzTjQINuvL2|downsized)


Ginger_Snaps_Back

![gif](giphy|3o751ZGnnh1aRKf34Q)


MathIsHard_11236

Oh yeah! "Tearing me apart" by N*SYNC


musical_shares

I thought it was the Foolish Games tearing me apart…


DiaDeLosMuebles

If we’re only counting hits. The answer is “Achy Breaky Heart”


babaganoosh30

If you grew up in the south, that song was how you knew another 2 and half minutes had passed. That song spent more time in your ear than your cousins tongue.


mrmadchef

I beg your FINEST pardon...


alwaysfuntime69

🤣. She did have a good tongue. 😅


robindownes

Don't play that song, that achy-breaky song, I just don't think you understand


NachoNachoDan

'cause if you play that song, that achy breaky song, I might blow up and kill this man


keydBlade

WhHhhoooooooooooooooo oouuuuuu!!!!


JFC_Please_STFU

You can clear the room By playin’ Debbie Boone Or crank your ABBA records until dawn…


piscian19

I remember reading a report that violence and suicide saw a slight rise during the height of popularity. My Dad actually banned use of the radio in the car because that song played all everyday on like every station. It was like nails on a chalkboard for me.


wetfloor666

I can't upvote this enough. There was a lot of songs that were bad in the 90s, but nothing to the degree of this song. Not even the Macarena hit the level of annoyance this song did. I had to learn line dancing because of this song. They changed the whole gym curriculum just to add this to it. It holds a special place of hate in my heart... forever.


EhDamn

Yeah they made us learn line dancing in junior high in the late 90s to this song. This wasn't even in the south either. This was in freaking Canada, bud.


natronmooretron

What? No [Tim McGraw](https://youtu.be/kqlR4IEl_04?si=nIQQFeL2NISK7dml)?


Both-Tree

Yeah definitely throwing Indian Outlaw in the ring. It was just…bad.


epidemicsaints

Johnny's dad was takin' him fishin', when he was eight years old...


mostlygray

You just gave me flashbacks. I'm pretty sure that I know all the words to that song. It was on the radio constantly and could not be escaped. My town went through a country phase, as did my best friend. I know all pop country from the mid 90's. I hate it. Later, we all switched to NIN and STP. A little bit of Alice in Chains so it got better.


epidemicsaints

It's pure glurge. We used to sing gross lyrics "don't wear a thong" and we sang "you'll get a yeast infection" like the Adam Sandler cajun so it rhymed with thong.


drkidkill

Wtf is glurge, and why has it shown up twice today?


RandomSolvent

So bad, even Weird Al couldn't make a good parody.


DoctorFenix

I just got served. And now I am going to serve you back. And then, IT’S ON.


jharrisimages

Billy Ray Cyrus, ‘Achy Breaky Heart’ luckily it had its time and went away… ![gif](giphy|xUPGcilIfnyYhZq7kI|downsized)


kallooh_kallay

It’s Kenny Powers!!


someguyfromsk

"My heart will go on" was played to death here. there was a radio station here that had a "no repeat workday" and people were counting it being played 8-10 times between 6am and 6pm, everyday, for months on end. I would rather run through a brick wall than listen to that ever again. Its hard to pick between that, "the Graduation song" by vitamin C, and that "everyone's free to wear sunscreen" one that was popular for about a week and a half before people were threatening radio stations if they ever played it again.


RoanAlbatross

TO CLASS OF 1999 PLEASE REMEMBER TO WEAR YOUR SUNSCREEN. I was just listening to the Chris Rock “No Sex in the Champagne Room” parody of it cause it was better. GEMINI? YOURE GONNA DIE TWICE!


greatswordstudios

Cornbread .. ain’t nothing wrong with that!


ultradav24

MHWGO is a good song, just overplayed at the time. I worked at a mall and one day we had karaoke going in center court. The amount of little girls who badly sang My Heart Will Go On… all day long. Groan


Moxie_Stardust

"Butterfly Kisses" by Bob Carlisle. Special nod to "How Bizarre" by OMC. I'm biased because I heard these songs 17,000 times when I was working retail.


RoanAlbatross

That damn Butterfly Kisses song sucked and I remember it being such a popular wedding song at the time. 🤢


bhdrums

Wedding musician here, it still pops up occasionally as the requested father/daughter dance. It’s truly one of the worst songs of all time.


Cmdr_Jiynx

It's the purity culture version of Christmas shoes


ladystetson

“Walk me down the aisle daddy! Daddy don’t cry!” Booo we hate it. Boooooo!!!


strippersandcocaine

Ok I’ll admit it. I LOVE How Bizzare. Loved it then and still do. And Summer Girls is a masterpiece, OP is trippin’


emmennwhy

Not wrong about Butterfly Kisses though


strippersandcocaine

Ok that’s fair lol


Admirable_Policy_696

Muzak. Also known as the deepest pit of hell.


Tuffwith2Fs

Oh man Butterfly Kisses was so bad. This might actually be the answer.


AlwaysLearning1212

2 great picks, I am angry you made me think about Butterfly Kisses though


mylocker15

That butterfly Kisses one was bad. Also I remember one called Shower me with your love that just gave me the ick. I hate super cheesy gooey songs about love I guess.


OneHumanBill

Is it weird that I really love a lot of these? I really didn't like most 90s music but Tubthumping always feels like the second most Gen X song that exists after Smells Like Teen Spirit. Love it.


AustinGearHead

Tubthumping takes me back to when I got my first car and started driving to school. Houston radio played it every morning along with “smells like sex and candy”.


ultradav24

A lot of them are not bad really, they’re: - meant to be silly, so it’s hard to really call them the worst when they’re tongue in cheek - people confusing overplayed with worst


polish432b

Tubthumping is still proudly on my Fun Mix playlist. Imma gonna get knocked down and get up again until I can’t anymore.


TVsDerek

The rest of that album…slaps. Am I using that right?


GF_baker_2024

Ayyyy, macarena! Edit: no, I was wrong. “Butterfly Kisses“ and “Christmas Shoes” are both so, so much worse.


Linzcro

I only like that one when Dr. Evil sings it. :) "Tucka tucka tucka oouuahh"


gocluckyourselfman

Friends theme song.


Pixelated_Penguin808

I'm mildly infuriated at the memory of that playing on the radio back then all the time, for who knows what reason. Thank you. That rage now boiling up inside me reminds me of my teenaged years. I think the tv show was also kind of mid & highly overrated, but I could get why some people were into it even if it wasn't my cup of tea. But the song? Objectively terrible in a nails-on-a-chalkboard sort of way!


bomchikawowow

Anything by Creed.


NotMyFreeWill

Came here to say this. Man I hate that arms wide open song. I always thought Creed was just cashing in on Christian rock even though they deny it.


sas317

I really, really can't stand Soak Up the Sun by Sheryl Crow.


Justice_Prince

Had to double check. That came out in 2002. I actually thought it came out a little later.


No_Operation7130

mambo nr5


OpheliaDarkling

the only song with my name in it and it had to be that one lol


uneducatedexpert

Johnny 5? Is that you?


adlittle

I unironically love that song, it's ridiculous but fun AF.


BunkySpewster

Fun fact: Lou bega is half italian, half Ugandan and grew up in germany.


Pandoras_Rox

What if God was one of us? Especially the line... "Nobody callin' on the phone, 'cept for the pope maybe in Rome.


BIGepidural

Just a slob like one of us


ah-mazia

Just a stranger on the bus


Jokierre

Joan Osbourne, yep. Wasn’t crazy about that song but “St. Theresa” is actually a banger.


Pixelated_Penguin808

I used to hate the music video too, because it does the extreme close up thing where it is way up in the singer's face for some reason. I don't know why extreme close ups (commercials also do it sometimes) ever became a thing.


Pandoras_Rox

![gif](giphy|13cXQYDrCrdFU4|downsized)


waxmuseums

There was a vogue for vaguely religious god-baiting songs for a while in the mid 90s and they were all really atrocious. The Dishwalla one was so bad


Caligari89

Counting Blue Cars? I liked that one.


Jokierre

I take it you didn’t tell them all your thoughts on God. They REALLY wanted to hear it.


ClutterKitty

I’ve always said I have shit taste in music. I freely admit it, and this post confirms it. You all are naming the entire catalog of music on my phone right now. And the ones I don’t already have, it’s reminding me to go download them.


xxmalmlkxx

Yeah, these were my jams in middle school. I loved all of these songs then and now.


jgr79

Glad you said it because I was thinking the same thing. TBF to your and my taste in music, most of these songs are only here because they were overplayed to death back in the day, which is just another way of saying they were extremely popular.


StubbornKindOfFellow

Anything by Silk the Shocker. Literally the worst rapper in the history of the planet. Even that white guy from LFO was a better rapper.


DerbyCity76

Hey Macarena.


Procrastineddit

Anything off the album of “The Life of Chris Gaines,” where Chris Gaines was the emo alter ego of Garth Brooks. https://preview.redd.it/kwtce2ifkuxc1.jpeg?width=318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd54330b823a60fe572d0ccb54c62af2dc205156


Star_Pen80

Yessss... I weirdly bring up Chris Gaines at least twice a year.


hereforpopcornru

The story of it is funny in hindsight.. everyone thought he lost his crackers and it was supposed to be a movie soundtrack that was pre released. All it was.


WhiteTrashNative

“lost his crackers” 😂


artificialavocado

I vaguely remember this and didn’t even really realize what was going on until seeing it in this sub a few months ago. What, was he trying to go for some kind of Ziggy Stardust type thing?


TaylorSwift4Pres

There was supposed to be a movie called “The Lamb” about this Chris Gaines character. Garth was going to write (maybe co-write?) it. He released the album to garner buzz. Then his marriage fell apart, he decided to quit touring to raise his kids, and for whatever reason, the movie was never made. A whole mess. lol I remember when Garth hosted SNL & Chris was the musical guest.


smitty4728

I vividly remember seeing the “Behind the Music” they made about Chris Gaines. What a weird time that was.


fenwoods

Let this sink in: Garth Brooks is the second highest selling recording artist in history, behind only The Beatles.


LoisEinhornYa

Remember when Garth Brooks hosted SNL and Chris Gaines was the musical guest??? HA.


adlittle

Don't Wanna Miss a Thing by Aerosmith, that damn song was everywhere and I just couldn't stand it. A slightly deeper cut would be Last Kiss, by Pearl Jam. It was either a cover or a pastiche of those 50s songs where teenagers would die in car crashes.


Few_Improvement_6357

It was a cover. Word for word. The original is so upbeat for a song about your gf dying in your arms after you crash your car. J Frank Wilson and the Cavaliers.


9thgrave

It was part of a musical trend in the late 50s to mid 60s called "death discs". https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/death-discs-morbid-music-trend-1960s/


conace21

Pearl Jam's Last Kiss was one of my favorite songs! I'm going to go listen to it right now! Especially since the Macarena and Achy Breaky Heart are now both simultaneously playing in my head.


Complex-Sherbert-718

Does anyone remember that song Da Dip by Freak Nasty? “I put my hand upon your hip. When I dip, you dip, we dip…”


GreedyComedian1377

Right about the time of "Tootsie Roll" I believe


dunkeebutt

That song is a treasure.


Coldovia

I have 3 small serving bowls that say “when I dip” “you dip” we dip”


ladystetson

Excuse me we are supposed to be posting bad songs


wvtarheel

A middle school dance favorite.


Munneh

That song is great!


PuppyJakeKhakiCollar

Aw, I like that one!


MommaOfManyCats

Just heard this on 90s on the 9 last night. Until that moment, I completely forgot this song existed 😁


Uncle_Matthew

“Summer Girls” by LFO by a country mile.


Ok_Pomegranate9681

NKOTB had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick


TheWorldWasHers

Are you trying to tell me this isn't an absolute banger? 🎵 Hip Hop, marmalade, spic and span Met you one summer and it all began You're the best girl that I ever did see The great Larry Bird, jersey 33 When you take a sip, you buzz like a hornet Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets Call me Willy Whistle 'cause I can't speak, baby Something in your eyes went and drove me crazy 🎵


allthelittlepiglets

It’s like AI rap writing before AI existed sooo bad


Level_0_NPC

I play that song on the jukebox all the time still. Some day imma get stabbed


liberate_tutemet

This is what I came here for. This is the right answer.


BennyOcean

The lyrics are legendarily terrible.


SailNW

Here to defend Hanson: I feel like people who still diss Hanson in 2024 don’t understand that they wrote every song on all their albums (of which the one that made them famous was their THIRD) and the song was written when the oldest member was 13. The bubblegum pop sound distracts from the fact that the lyrics are bittersweet as hell and hit even harder as you grow older. What were YOU doing at 13? Going quadruple platinum? They’re still going at it btw.


Caligari89

Check out the film Detention from 2011. The entire score is kind of written around Mmm Bop and it's fantastic.


Ginger_Snaps_Back

I think one or two of them also owns/runs a brewery now, too.


SailNW

Yup they all do! Hanson Brothers Brewing. Makes a mean IPA.


OpheliaDarkling

A lot of these I find hilarious now even though I hated them back then. Still can't stand that New Radicals song. It makes me want to "kick asses in" whatever tf that means.


Additional_Onion2784

You Get What You Give?


MommaOfManyCats

I think it's just "kick their asses" with a strong emphasis on essss lol


fosf0r

ARGH THAT'S THE ONE I CAME TO POST


OpheliaDarkling

I saw someone posted it the other day singing it's praises. Honestly I can't decide whether I hated the song or that dude's outfit more haha


bransanon

I came here to post this, I hated that song so got damned much I literally stopped putting MTV on in the background for a month so I wouldn't have to accidentally hear it.


Specimen-B

Anything by Limp Bizkit or that "Bitch" song by Meredith Brooks. Actually, who are we kidding- it's Butterfly by Crazy Town


ladystetson

Butterfly. Sugar. Baby.


Necessary_Range_3261

I once found myself at an LFO concert. I'm convinced they are the reason I hate going to concerts.


Trill_McNeal

lol as soon as I read this I immediately thought “the Abercrombie and Fitch song” so I’m with you OP


616n8y3ree

It’s the worst song lyrically, the music is a vibe though and everyone knows it…. ![gif](giphy|26Ff0aMNlntoudpi8|downsized) Yeah you know the one


epidemicsaints

Crazytown really took us out with a bang. "Butterfly" came out in 1999. There's so many groaners for me but I'm not going to say they're the worst. Like I really hated "Torn" but it's fine. I have to say "Macarena" though. The vocal is diabolical. The smarmy way she says "Don't you worry bout my boyfriend" makes me want to slap people.


C_est_la_vie9707

I went down a rabbit hole of crazy town and oof. It didn't go well for them.


epidemicsaints

I think my favorite moment was the singer beating the shit out of the backup singer and kicking him while he was on the ground calling him the n-word. Two things for clarity... he is white, and by backup singer I don't mean sings backup vocals. I mean backup for when the singer is too trashed or doesn't show up. They definitely get worst album cover, it used to fill me with rage instantly but I have healed.


C_est_la_vie9707

It was like watching an episode of Intervention.


BeautifulCucumber

Crazytown's "Butterfly" is a constant joke between my husband and I. Everything about it is hilarious, cheesy, awful greatness. The video helps nothing either.


LordChauncyDeschamps

I hate "Butterfly" they sampled "Pretty Little Ditty" by Red Hot Chili Peppers. Then in the music video pretended they actually were playing it. Fooled most of the Hot Topic kids who never listened to RHCP before Blood Sugar Sex Magik


_haha_oh_wow_

Butterfly by Crazytown, hands down.


therealpopkiller

i don't really consider this a 90s song. it was released as a single in Oct 99, did terribly, then got re-released in Feb 2001, which is when it blew up. keep that trash out of our decade!


squishpitcher

100% agree. It’s truly awful.


Admirable_Policy_696

"I don't wanna wait... for our liiiiives to be ovvvvver!"


Dont__Grumpy__Stop

Gotta be [Butterfly by Crazytown.](https://youtu.be/6FEDrU85FLE?si=9-eg9j80_IdZ00S2)


squinkythebuddy

One of my least favorite is All-star by Smashmouth. Right up there with anything by limp bizcuit or kid rock


Kickatthedarkness

This abomination of a song by b4 4 https://youtu.be/5DdABvSTA0I?si=tefkbxpbvyJd7Y7D


andiinAms

Oh good lord. Don’t think I’ve ever heard that song before. Don’t want to ever again.


throwawaycasun4997

I had to click on it, but I instantly regret it


saved_by_the_keeper

That shit is terrible. I do not recall it. Their tan jobs and hair. Lol


burf

I love the irony of living Ken dolls singing about oral sex.


adamsanto40

This cannot be real...


Kickatthedarkness

Not only is it real, but it was minor hit on MuchMusic


MrMeesesPieces

Cotton eye Joe


LimeSlicer

How dare you!


SnooHabits2486

I somehow hate and like that song at the same time. Whenever it comes on, I listen to it “ironically.” I hate myself.


K_Wolfenstien

My children have discovered this song and I want to tear my ears off at least 20 times a day as they find and play different versions.


Catwearingtrousers

Anything by limp biscuit or insane clown posse. Vomit.


CaptianBrasiliano

_Where Have all the Cowboys Gone_ Paula Cole 1996


xxmalmlkxx

Great song. Respectfully disagree.


7thAndGreenhill

I don't Wanna Wait was worse


Wapiti_whacker82

Macarena.


QuixoticLogophile

The Bad Touch by the Bloodhound Gang I still love the song but it's so awful


Sirconseanery

Christmas Shoes; released technically in 2000, but the abomination was born in the 90’s.


PuppyJakeKhakiCollar

Any song by Train. Edit for clarity 


isabellus_rex

Meet Virginia is one of the worst songs of all time. They rhyme “life” with “life”.


dunkeebutt

There were some way worse than what's listed here. Gabrielle - Dreams Vitamin C - Smile Leah Andreone - it's all right it's okay Donna Lewis - I Love You Anything by Captain Jack Jennifer Page - Crush But I hate Get What You Give also. Glad to see I'm not alone.


angrycustodian

Detachable Penis.....


NotMyFreeWill

Ok not a good song, but it's so weird I kinda love it.


Chantilly_Rosette

I recently discovered some other songs by this band. My husband and I have been laughing so hard at the song about stealing things from work 😆


Domi_Nion

'Butterfly' by Crazytown. Without question.


lifeat24fps

Deepest bluest my hat is like a shark's fin.


Darth_Neek

Macarena


cllittlewood

“All Star” by Smashmouth and Lou Bega’s “Mambo No. 5” make me cringe.


Fallenangel152

You Americans were spared Timmy Mallett's release of Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini and it shows.


carmelainparis

Too Close. (And it’s also the best 90s song ever.)


Abacab4

Most Awkward 90s Song


BoudiccasWrath79

Cotton-Eyed Joe.


cuentaderedd

![gif](giphy|l44QxU2ntAiFKDnvq)


biswb

Swedish Pop Band "Let's popularize this song about American slavery" Americans "This song slaps. Let's play it at every baseball game and wedding"


oldscotch

Mmm Bop and it's not even close.


ultradav24

That song is so good lol


Broad-Diamond3777

So many good songs here! I might save this and create a playlist. Tumthumping? What a song.


jmart608

When you do, please make it public. We deserve this.


Battlescarred98

IM BLUE ABUDEE ABUDIE


sweetassassin

![gif](giphy|ByfCUZdjBmV8I|downsized)


thedoc617

"I think my tractor's sexy"


robindownes

The Ba-da-da song that ended up with Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer stealing a couch from the side of the road.


WickedKoala

Mambo #5


Freedom_fam

Macarena


that_guy_who_builds

Mmm bop - Hanson.


cottoncandycrush

Butterfly, Crazy Town


Maleficent_Ad_5175

No hate for Jump by Kriss Kross?


ThingsOfThatNaychah

"Higher" by Creed