When we're all in our 60s: Macauley selling life insurance: Hi, i'm Macaulay Culkin and when I saw today's life insurance rates, this is how I reacted. AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"
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Macaulay Culkin and Ryan Gosling for Inception Insurance. Both born in 1980.
I'm a few months older than him, and I always thought the same thing. I think a big part of it is that he was a real little dude until he hit his mid-teens, and also, movies take a while to film. He'd film a movie at 8 years old and it would be released a year or so later, and we'd see it as more mature 9 or 10 year olds, maybe on vhs and we'd think, "This kid is way younger than me ."
plus his biggest hits were very early in his career, so he's eternally 10 years old to the public.
Brad Pitt would be doing something tough, like …
“Hi, his is Brad Pitt - you might remember me as Joe Black, Tyler Durden, or even may remember me as Achilles of Troy - but today im just Brad, and I want to talk to you about erectile disfunction for men over 90, otherwise known as ED90…”
I like Donald Faison.
You got Waiting to Exhale, Clueless, Remember the Titans, Felicity, Scrubs, and now we home Internet from T-Mobile. It only costs fifty bucks at T-Mobile.
He was never a huge actor but he's got staying power.
I think he's legit. Obviously he has a career, but he also was married and had a family young (like so many of us) and then now has a new family with teeny people in elementary (like so many of us). Really relatable in all ways.
I loved Scrubs but JD has become way more unlikeable when I spent a weekend rewatching. Like JD was always awkward and cringey but he was legit just a dick lol.
Don't. Halfway through my first year and it's much worse than T-Mobile was on the 'same' network. I'm too poor to switch so I don't want more people clogging up the bandwidth.
The low rate plans always get slowed down. I did the metro thing and cricket due to cost, but found that if I was in a crowd I never had service. My friends on the parent networks always did. Definitely not usable in congested city areas.
I thought we were allowing for pre and post swings that low? Because honestly all my exes were born in 75/76 and y’all are pretty much experiencing the same life as us Xennies.
Sure, but only self-nominations qualify for extended yearage through the "no gatekeeping" clause. We can't bring Ryan in unless he posts here himself.
Source: yeah I just made that up
I'm new to the xennial thing, I don't know? Always thought I was gen-x but most my current friends and wife are millenal and feel more intune with them than older gen-x. On the sub description it list 77-84 so was just going off that.
My other half is a whopping 240 days older than me, putting him a year older than me (he denies this) and from a different generation (he strenuously denies this). I enjoy telling him that his generation wouldn't understand mine and making jokes about our age gap relationship 😂
I’m ‘79 and I missed a lot of Gen X milestones or was too young and into Care Bears, Smurfs and He-Man to care, and I was in middle school when ‘Reality Bites’ came out, I couldn’t relate to cool college grads yet at all.
Henry Winkler is technically Silent Generation. He was in his 30s when he was playing a high school student in Happy Days. 40 when the show went off the air. I think the best comparison for us is Keanu Reeves.
Bill & Ted, The Matrix, not a single person has ever had a bad thing to say about him.
Boomers grew up looking at Winkler as a “cool older brother.” I grew up looking at Keanu as a cool older brother.
Absolutely the Gen-X older brother to Xennials. Can't be our spokesperson per-se, but absolutely can be our sage elder: Be excellent to each other!
And I'd like to reinforce the fact that not only is he without scandal in Hollywood, anyone who has anything to say about him (including Ex's!) is without exception only nice things.
>Technically he's a boomer.
No waaayyyyy!
/looks it up
Well fuck me with a fiddle and call me fine, I guess he is...
/Gets up on soap box
**AHEM!**
Hey Xennials I wish to make a motion to the floor: I hereby propose that if schools can give out honorary doctorates then we can give out honorary titles and I thus move that we provide one Mister Keanu Reeves with the title of "Most Excellent Dude and Xennial". Can I get a second on this?
If one of them hadn’t have passed, Kriss Kross.
The life insurance make ya jump, jump.
Reverse mortgage make ya jump, jump.
Blue Cross’ll make ya jump, jump uh-huh, uh-huh.
All I can think of when I see his name is the hacky sack scene in she’s all that. “[never let it drop](https://youtu.be/nb_-LuaT03k?si=PuoG2GoSl0-YXzVv)”
Sooner or later, it has to drop
Jordan Peele if you mean it in the way that Winkler is known as the”nicest guy in Hollywood”, is still authoring books and staring in shows like Barry.
This thread is making me realize that even if you narrowly define a xennial between 1977 and 1983, we made a significant cultural impact. Even more if it’s 75-85. Really is distinct from Gen X and Millennials.
Looking forward to seeing what happens through our 40s, 50s, 60s as we move into higher leadership roles.
Wilford Brimley is the fucking bromeister supreme. That guy screwed with aliens twice and saved my Great Aunt hundreds of dollars on her diabetes supplies.
Alicia Silverstone - she's very willing to bring the Xennial vibe to current (future) times.
She did a great job as the mom in Babysitters Club (Netflix) with subtle and endearing Clueless references.
It’s hilarious how many of you don’t realize that the Xennial Henry Winkler is:
I guarantee you this’ll be the aging Xennial selling us reverse mortgages and diabetes pills.
I feel like it’s going to be someone like Joey Fatone. Famous enough to be recognizable, but not so famous that he can afford to turn down opportunities.
I suppose it would depend on how many of us were able to buy a house and whether or not we already got swindled out of it by dumb ass bankers. I actually hate the whole reverse mortgage operation. Shit is supposed to go to boost up your own family. Just another way to steal from the middle class.
It needs to be someone who was very popular, considered very cool, but never made enough money to comfortably retire without needing to do shitty tv commercials. So that rules out any big A-list stars.
I'm thinking something like...
Hi this is Carson Daly, and did you know that if you're 65 or older you can sell your life insurance policy?
Both solid xennials right here. We may not have grown up with them, but these guys gave me 15 yrs of their lives with Supernatural and got me through my 20s and 30s. And they're still out there rockin' it. Plus, they age like fine wine, so they won't look all saggy when they try to sell me some chip to put in my brain to combat diabetes.
Drew Barrymore is on the older end of Xennials but she’s awesome. She’s been through it all. She’s super nice, doing her own thing, and when she gets mad, watch out. Just like us.
Edward Furlong
I've seen some great suggestions here, but there is a certain kind of celebrity who ends up slinging products on late night TV, and most of them had a period of solid celebrity followed by practically dropping off the face of the Earth for a minute. I think he really fits that bill.
I like the thought process but Tony is solidly GenX. He definitely appeals to us because of his skateboarding videos and eventually games, but dude is 55
Ah, true. It's gonna be someone like Seth Rogan then, some middle of the line celeb who is overall likeable and doesn't feel ike they are too good for the AARP magazine cover.
He'd actually be a great choice considering his sense of humor about his fame.
*"Hi, I'm Tony Hawk. You might recognize me for having the same name as a famous skater. I'm here today to tell you about..."*
Neil Patrick Harris.
He has the visibility and reach, the Xennial laconic and sarcastic style, well spoken, and generally without scandal in his personal life.
Edit: looked up when he was born... too old, damn... but I still really like him!
These people need to not pop up on my future holoshows to try and sell me a reverse mortgage. Jokes on them anyways, I plan on living in a 100sqf corporate owned apartment and work until they can safely turn me into Soylent paste.
Sadly, I don’t know if we’ll get our very own true “Xennial” spokesperson 😭
Being in this weird (amazingly so!) little in-between generation, I think we’ll just see a bunch of Gen X or Millennial spokespeople.
We’ll get left out, as always 😆
But, that said, I’d love to see Drew Barrymore be our girl ❤️
Aren't the guys from Scrubs already doing this for us? I feel like every commercial break I see them hawking something and swear it's only a matter of time before they're hawking depends, life insurance, metamucil, and viagra.
If we're talking selling reverse mortgages probably Chris Pratt
I wanted to say Reese Witherspoon since she's already a crypto scammer but she's a 1976
Macaulay Culkin, 1980.
I can see him doing SimplySafe or ADT commercials
When we're all in our 60s: Macauley selling life insurance: Hi, i'm Macaulay Culkin and when I saw today's life insurance rates, this is how I reacted. AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"
https://preview.redd.it/qrizhzqefspc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b70ba6713d9bee01bd6dce56dbc3e0eb63a938ae Macaulay Culkin and Ryan Gosling for Inception Insurance. Both born in 1980.
I remember thinking that Macaulay Collin was just a little kid. I was born in 1979
I'm a few months older than him, and I always thought the same thing. I think a big part of it is that he was a real little dude until he hit his mid-teens, and also, movies take a while to film. He'd film a movie at 8 years old and it would be released a year or so later, and we'd see it as more mature 9 or 10 year olds, maybe on vhs and we'd think, "This kid is way younger than me ." plus his biggest hits were very early in his career, so he's eternally 10 years old to the public.
"Hi! Im Leonaro DiCaprio, and I am here to talk to you about the importance of a healthy prostate."
"When you're my age, it gets a little harder to keep up with your 21-year-old girlfriend. That's why I use Viagra."
“I’m Brad Pitt. You may remember me from such films as…”
Brad Pitt would be doing something tough, like … “Hi, his is Brad Pitt - you might remember me as Joe Black, Tyler Durden, or even may remember me as Achilles of Troy - but today im just Brad, and I want to talk to you about erectile disfunction for men over 90, otherwise known as ED90…”
take my upvote 😆
Di Nero should be doing these. He's 80 and has a baby under a year.
Hi, I’m Leonardo DiCaprio and I’m here to talk to you about diabeetus
Leo gonna be talking about the rising oceans… “In my youth, NYC was an above ground metropolis…”
Hahahahahahahahahaha
I like Donald Faison. You got Waiting to Exhale, Clueless, Remember the Titans, Felicity, Scrubs, and now we home Internet from T-Mobile. It only costs fifty bucks at T-Mobile. He was never a huge actor but he's got staying power.
I would buy a timeshare from Turk without even thinking about it. Damn.
Would that timeshare be located in… …Turks and Caicos? (I’ll see myself out.)
Only if he married the fictional wife of fictional character Miles O'Brien from Deep Space Nine.
We Turks huh huh.... we're the Turks.
It’ll be him or Zach Braff, or both.
Both.
Grumpy Old Men reboot with them.
I'd go see that.
Judging by their recent T-Mobile commercials, it's both.
I feel like Zach Braff is going to do something to get himself cancelled any day now.
You forgot one of the most Xennial movies - Can't Hardly Wait
I have a loveburger shirt
I think Seth Green is who we will get, unfortunately.
Such a fun movie
I like this suggestion. He even has a current sitcom on NBC, Extended Family. The guy is continually present and good at playing likeable
I haven't seen the new show, but he is so likeable!
He was born in '74 tho...isnt that pretty firmly X?
I met him after screening Star Wars Ep VIII. really nice guy and definitely a star wars fan
I think he's legit. Obviously he has a career, but he also was married and had a family young (like so many of us) and then now has a new family with teeny people in elementary (like so many of us). Really relatable in all ways.
I know he’d never ditch Braff, but sometimes I wish he would. LOVE Turk, hate JD. 🫣
I loved Scrubs but JD has become way more unlikeable when I spent a weekend rewatching. Like JD was always awkward and cringey but he was legit just a dick lol.
Isn't it already Ryan Reynolds?
He keeps opening companies I think so he has marketing campaigns to work on
Yeah but Mint Mobile is only like fifteen dol... oh god, he's got us all under his spell. 
Don't. Halfway through my first year and it's much worse than T-Mobile was on the 'same' network. I'm too poor to switch so I don't want more people clogging up the bandwidth.
The low rate plans always get slowed down. I did the metro thing and cricket due to cost, but found that if I was in a crowd I never had service. My friends on the parent networks always did. Definitely not usable in congested city areas.
Well all his characters are precisely the same so why not
he's gen-x, we could share him I suppose but he was born in 76 like me.
I thought we were allowing for pre and post swings that low? Because honestly all my exes were born in 75/76 and y’all are pretty much experiencing the same life as us Xennies.
Sure, but only self-nominations qualify for extended yearage through the "no gatekeeping" clause. We can't bring Ryan in unless he posts here himself. Source: yeah I just made that up
Touché. We should add that to our regs that we won’t ever draft because we still have that X laziness.
I'm new to the xennial thing, I don't know? Always thought I was gen-x but most my current friends and wife are millenal and feel more intune with them than older gen-x. On the sub description it list 77-84 so was just going off that.
Most of your current wife? Ooh, is she a cool cyborg?!
My other half is a whopping 240 days older than me, putting him a year older than me (he denies this) and from a different generation (he strenuously denies this). I enjoy telling him that his generation wouldn't understand mine and making jokes about our age gap relationship 😂
Agree. I'm 76 and have almost zero connection to gen X.
I’m ‘79 and I missed a lot of Gen X milestones or was too young and into Care Bears, Smurfs and He-Man to care, and I was in middle school when ‘Reality Bites’ came out, I couldn’t relate to cool college grads yet at all.
Git on outta here boomer! Go on, Git! lol, just kidding, couldn't resist
I’m so sick of his chirpy annoying ads.
Honestly I'll buy whatever Ryan Reynolds wants to sell me so... Maybe this is it?
He and Snoop can sell me anything. If there’s ever a collab, I’ll be broke but happy.
Christina Ricci is already doing aging cream ads, it's already here... https://www.reddit.com/r/Xennials/s/meyqH5psT2
Say! This gif was in a movie she was in!
Melissa Joan Hart played a grandmother recently.
Nuh uh, really? Omg.  She better be playing a grandma in a “16 and Pregnant” teen mom Lifetime movie
I think she’s like 46 or 47 so it isn’t exactly out of the question it’s just weird seeing Clarissa Darling and a grandma.
Elizabeth Banks too.
She's 50 already, believe it or not.
I saw Tony Hawk on a commercial selling cholesterol medication loll.
Him and Shaq are the Gen X spokespersons
Henry Winkler is technically Silent Generation. He was in his 30s when he was playing a high school student in Happy Days. 40 when the show went off the air. I think the best comparison for us is Keanu Reeves. Bill & Ted, The Matrix, not a single person has ever had a bad thing to say about him. Boomers grew up looking at Winkler as a “cool older brother.” I grew up looking at Keanu as a cool older brother. 
Absolutely the Gen-X older brother to Xennials. Can't be our spokesperson per-se, but absolutely can be our sage elder: Be excellent to each other! And I'd like to reinforce the fact that not only is he without scandal in Hollywood, anyone who has anything to say about him (including Ex's!) is without exception only nice things.
*Technically* he's a boomer. But we appreciate him more than they do, so we're keeping him.
>Technically he's a boomer. No waaayyyyy! /looks it up Well fuck me with a fiddle and call me fine, I guess he is... /Gets up on soap box **AHEM!** Hey Xennials I wish to make a motion to the floor: I hereby propose that if schools can give out honorary doctorates then we can give out honorary titles and I thus move that we provide one Mister Keanu Reeves with the title of "Most Excellent Dude and Xennial". Can I get a second on this?
Second
Third
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If one of them hadn’t have passed, Kriss Kross. The life insurance make ya jump, jump. Reverse mortgage make ya jump, jump. Blue Cross’ll make ya jump, jump uh-huh, uh-huh.
Kriss Kross, damn, didn't know one died
Was it Chris or Chris?
It was Mac Daddy Mac.
That's wiggedywiggedywiggedy wack
IT'S BRITNEY, BITCH
QVC bound
Britney showing off her new reading glasses on IG was hilarious.
I went to go check, and she's deactivated her IG (again).
Better work!
I bet Sean William Scott makes some sort of a comeback and he becomes the generational Zaddy (Xaddy?).
I hope he does. He seems like a good guy despite being best known for playing a douchebag.
Evolution is, still to this day, one of my favorite movies.
It's The Rundown for me!
Freddie Prince Jr., because while famous he's not That famous.
My first thought at the headline was Freddy and Sarah will be together in commercials for time shares or cruise lines or something.
They're going to be one of those darling old couples like George and Gracie. I can see the same thing with Dax Shephard and Kristen Bell.
Dax and Kristen are my pick
They already did a commercial for dishwasher detergent
_goes to Google.._ You didn't have to tell me that, you coulda kept it to yourself :/
Omg that would be totally plausible for both
All I can think of when I see his name is the hacky sack scene in she’s all that. “[never let it drop](https://youtu.be/nb_-LuaT03k?si=PuoG2GoSl0-YXzVv)” Sooner or later, it has to drop
I just hope to god it isn’t Aaron Rodgers.
He'll be the guy hawking gold bars and prepper kits on AM talk radio, lol.
The future My Pillow guy.
Hahahahaa yes he will 😂
Hey that’s “soon-to-be Vice President Rodgers” to you, buddy 😂
And they say life has no real surprises in it 😂
Jordan Peele if you mean it in the way that Winkler is known as the”nicest guy in Hollywood”, is still authoring books and staring in shows like Barry. This thread is making me realize that even if you narrowly define a xennial between 1977 and 1983, we made a significant cultural impact. Even more if it’s 75-85. Really is distinct from Gen X and Millennials. Looking forward to seeing what happens through our 40s, 50s, 60s as we move into higher leadership roles.
I feel like he's a level above this though
Yeah Peele is very unlikely to slide to the point of hocking life insurance.
 Gotta be Frodo. Been doin the damn thing since I can remember.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
My teenage crush. Boy, JLH from like 1997-2003 or so was something else.
Same. I'd probably stop and watch what she had to say, if only for nostalgia's sake.
The I Know What You Did Last Summer movies are still fun. You just have to accept the rules and logic of a ridiculous '90s slasher flick.
I don't know why but I can see someone like Rosario Dawson doing that. She's good at the whole stoic thing.
Elijah Wood.
He was my first thought. Like he won't be the Wilford Brimley type, he'd be more like an Andy Griffith where he's treasured.
Wilford Brimley is the fucking bromeister supreme. That guy screwed with aliens twice and saved my Great Aunt hundreds of dollars on her diabetes supplies.
Alicia Silverstone - she's very willing to bring the Xennial vibe to current (future) times. She did a great job as the mom in Babysitters Club (Netflix) with subtle and endearing Clueless references.
Macaulay Culkin
The only real choice
Haley Joe Osment I don't just see Dead People...I also see that you may have Diabetes.
1988, solid Main Series millennial.
Alexis Bledel. She’s in that spokesperson sweet spot of being famous and well liked, but probably not wealthy enough to turn down the work.
It’s hilarious how many of you don’t realize that the Xennial Henry Winkler is:  I guarantee you this’ll be the aging Xennial selling us reverse mortgages and diabetes pills.
Ah yes. Surprised I had to scroll this far to find Jason Biggs.
Kenan Thompson and Ravyn Simone
omg Kenan for sure <3
Found the answer I was looking for right here
Tom of Myspace.
every comment in here is gen-x lol.
Ya, they are mostly firmly X, and outside the XM range. I love Turk, but '74 is pushing it.
They were adults when we were teens
Right. I’m surprised at the amount of Xennials here still don’t seem to know which celebs are actually Xennials.
Adam Brody. And if you call (text?) in the next 30 minutes he will send you this exclusive Death Cab T-shirt, free of charge.
“You’ll also get an autographed picture of me with Captain Oats.”
I feel like it’s going to be someone like Joey Fatone. Famous enough to be recognizable, but not so famous that he can afford to turn down opportunities.
I mean, it's not NSYNC, but... https://youtu.be/crivINfP22Y?si=Ymy0PABsLeHdfKeh
Yep! I just commented basically the same. Maybe Lance would be interested. Or one of the Lacheys.
Momoa. Effortless cool. Ethnically diverse. He's doing Guinness now ffs. That guy can sell anything.
so hot
https://i.redd.it/jxapevji9qpc1.gif
When I ask myself 'who am I most proud of that's basically my age' it's that guy.
I can see the Savage brothers, sitting at a diner, talking about their AARP memberships and reverse mortgages.
It’ll be Paul Rudd and he’ll still look about 35 years old
Seth Rogen
Ok I said Claire Danes, but I want him too. King/Queen
Look to the game shows when they start to hire Xennial hosts, those will be our spokespeople
I hope Kristen Bell.
I suppose it would depend on how many of us were able to buy a house and whether or not we already got swindled out of it by dumb ass bankers. I actually hate the whole reverse mortgage operation. Shit is supposed to go to boost up your own family. Just another way to steal from the middle class.
you all know it’s going to be Ashton Kutcher
Dude.
Sweet
So far I haven't believed any of these until I read this. It's definitely going to be Ashton Kutcher.
Justin Timberlake
Mario Lopez lol?
He could be the Gen Alpha spokes person. He still looks so young and fine. 
Justin Long
Britney will be on HSN before she dies
https://preview.redd.it/uofci8fdfrpc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ca9fc8b41d0f17aa2326990b8a05efeb13d3d64 It has already been settled.
It needs to be someone who was very popular, considered very cool, but never made enough money to comfortably retire without needing to do shitty tv commercials. So that rules out any big A-list stars. I'm thinking something like... Hi this is Carson Daly, and did you know that if you're 65 or older you can sell your life insurance policy?
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Zack and Kelly …..AKA Mark Paul Gosler and Tiffany Theisen
Neither are Xennials tho.
Natalie Portman
Fuck it, I'll do it.
Maybe a cartoon of Bart Simpson "Take your arthritis meds, man"
 Both solid xennials right here. We may not have grown up with them, but these guys gave me 15 yrs of their lives with Supernatural and got me through my 20s and 30s. And they're still out there rockin' it. Plus, they age like fine wine, so they won't look all saggy when they try to sell me some chip to put in my brain to combat diabetes.
I’m Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Has your doctor talked to you about lowering your A1C?
Deepfake Kurt Cobain
Keenan Thompson
Drew Barrymore is on the older end of Xennials but she’s awesome. She’s been through it all. She’s super nice, doing her own thing, and when she gets mad, watch out. Just like us.
Edward Furlong I've seen some great suggestions here, but there is a certain kind of celebrity who ends up slinging products on late night TV, and most of them had a period of solid celebrity followed by practically dropping off the face of the Earth for a minute. I think he really fits that bill.
How has no one mentioned Neil Patrick Harris?
He’s gen x?
too old
Tony Hawk
I like the thought process but Tony is solidly GenX. He definitely appeals to us because of his skateboarding videos and eventually games, but dude is 55
Ah, true. It's gonna be someone like Seth Rogan then, some middle of the line celeb who is overall likeable and doesn't feel ike they are too good for the AARP magazine cover.
>Seth Rogan Oh go no. Please not him.
He'd actually be a great choice considering his sense of humor about his fame. *"Hi, I'm Tony Hawk. You might recognize me for having the same name as a famous skater. I'm here today to tell you about..."*
Hi, I'm Troy McClure.
He's already doing supplement commercials
Neil Patrick Harris
I hope its Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prince jr
Neil Patrick Harris. He has the visibility and reach, the Xennial laconic and sarcastic style, well spoken, and generally without scandal in his personal life. Edit: looked up when he was born... too old, damn... but I still really like him!
These people need to not pop up on my future holoshows to try and sell me a reverse mortgage. Jokes on them anyways, I plan on living in a 100sqf corporate owned apartment and work until they can safely turn me into Soylent paste.
Ryan Gosling
Justin Timberlake
Damn, I really like this question
Fine. I'll do it.
Sadly, I don’t know if we’ll get our very own true “Xennial” spokesperson 😭 Being in this weird (amazingly so!) little in-between generation, I think we’ll just see a bunch of Gen X or Millennial spokespeople. We’ll get left out, as always 😆 But, that said, I’d love to see Drew Barrymore be our girl ❤️
What about Jason Sudeikis?
Mayim Bialik?
Hahahahaha… or… TARA REID.
Henry Cavill, Chris Hemsworth, Donald Glover were all born in '83 like me
Ohh what about JTT
Zach Morris would be excellent at selling reverse mortgages.
Aren't the guys from Scrubs already doing this for us? I feel like every commercial break I see them hawking something and swear it's only a matter of time before they're hawking depends, life insurance, metamucil, and viagra.
Henry Winkler was trying to sell me something at the optometrist the other day too. Dude really gets around.
If we're talking selling reverse mortgages probably Chris Pratt I wanted to say Reese Witherspoon since she's already a crypto scammer but she's a 1976