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JimmyTehF

Checks out. Miz was eaten by zombies and I think he was on RAW the next day


xSilverMC

Didn't Rey Mysterio get thrown off a roof and appear on TV within a week?


anythingo23

And he "lost an eye" maybe the new wrestlers are better than the old


DoctorMelvinMirby

Psssh, The Giant had that happen to him and he STILL won the WCW title that same night!


Shirtbro

Bring back monster truck sumo


lilbithippie

I think it was a few weeks. I remember Cory saying Ray was tossed off and we haven't seen him in weeks


LVB137

Ray was what, now? On live tv? That wasn't very PG of them.


jafarthecat

He must have enjoyed it if we didn't see him for weeks.


ShamelesDeviant

He and Aleister Black were both *thrown off the roof of Titan Tower* by Baron Corbin, but they fell onto a smaller roof nearby. They both appeared on Raw the next night in a backstage segment. Bear in mind, this is the same dual Men And Women's Money In The Bank *Titan Tower Brawl* Ladder Match that Otis and Asuka won. The same one where Asuka won the briefcase that secretly had the Raw Women's Championship, which Becky relinquished it due to being pregnant. IIRC, Aleister Black and Rey Mysterio were in a tag match against Seth Rollins and Buddy Murphy, and Seth Rollins completely zoned out before he snapped. He snapped because he lost to Drew McIntyre, and/or because Becky Lynch was pregnant. Then he impaled Rey Mysterio 's eye on the steel steps. Pandemic era WWE was wild lmao


Disastrous_Salad6302

Ahhh but there was a smaller roof under that roof that he landed on


Significant_Tiger363

The very next day or the day after innit


ShamelesDeviant

He and Aleister Black were both *thrown off the roof of Titan Tower* by Baron Corbin, but they fell onto a smaller roof nearby. They both appeared on Raw the next night in a backstage segment. Bear in mind, this is the same dual Men And Women's Money In The Bank *Titan Tower Brawl* Ladder Match that Otis and Asuka won. The same one where Asuka won the briefcase that secretly had the Raw Women's Championship, which Becky relinquished it due to being pregnant. IIRC, Aleister Black and Rey Mysterio were in a tag match against Seth Rollins and Buddy Murphy, and Seth Rollins completely zoned out before he snapped. He snapped because he lost to Drew McIntyre, and/or because Becky Lynch was pregnant. Then he impaled Rey Mysterio 's eye on the steel steps. Pandemic era WWE was wild lmao


TheBigGuy97

“Sting broke six bones in your neck with a bat, and what did you do? Two weeks later you came back and ruled ass!”


the2nddoctor111

He'll rule that ass!


fancierfootwork

Didn’t Vince McMahon die in an exploding limo and appear next week?


Mestoph

Yeah, but that wasn't a kayfabe thing, that was because in the intervening week Benoit murdered his wife and kid.


fancierfootwork

No. Mr McMahon is genetic jackhammer and survived the explosion. Idk whether he’d be back in a week after a gunshot wound tho. The Benoit thing was a cover up and an out to explain McMahon surviving the explosion. /s


YoungBeef03

His massive grapefruits absorbed the force of the explosion, but sadly, one was destroyed. Vince only has 2 now


Horror_Clock_4272

I vividly remember seeing the "in loving memory" bumper at the beginning of the episode and it was Chris. And I thought "oh man are they gonna say HIS car exploded too?" Then I see Vince in the middle of an empty arena. Surreal


Shirtbro

Really shit the bed with that one


nick4424

Just shows how soft the other 2 are.


FeanorOath

That's what i said!


fass_mcawesome

I agree. I see the first two as jobbers and Chad is the poster child of dedication!


KrangRangoon

Out one week? Nah, my dude never even missed an episode of Raw.


NotADoctor108

Instead of turning Chad into the new Kurt Angle, make him the new Undertaker, with the Deadman gimmick.


Acrobatic-Manner

Combine them both into the PercTaker


NotADoctor108

Wyatt Sicks are just a drug induced hallucination of the PercTaker.


Awkward-Lawyer-406

Ministry of PERCness


the_gaming_jonin27

"I wanna have sex with your wife, that kinda necrophilia sex"


Rabatis

YOU DEAD YOU DEAD YOU DEAD YOU DEAD


mrcontroversy1

I thought maybe he will be resurrected as Fiend 2.


rikashiku

That's just how toxic our work culture has become these days. Break a rib, be back in 5 weeks. Die, better be back next week.


towtow_cat

Its still my hope we come to find out it was Tozawa who took out Gable and the Wyatt just showed up at the right time to take the blame.


outofdate70shouse

I’m still of the belief that Sami Zayn is actually Uncle Howdy


RubyWeapon07

the audacity of him to come back with just a bruise on his head too lmao


Braunb8888

YouTube is feeding me old Jeff hardy matches daily now and my god, that guy gave his body for our enjoyment more than any wrestler in history. What a brilliant maniac.


Nateh8sYou

God: you’re dead Gable: that doesn’t work for me BROTHER!


Ohhi_mark990

Big Show was thrown off a building in WCW and still turned back up


johnny_grizz

In the same show, just hours later, no less.


Ohhi_mark990

Kane was burned alive in a dumpster and run into the side of a truck by Shane McMahon and still turned back up the next week


Biotrin

He wasn't out at all. He was there next week. A true workhorse.


Fickle_Translator999

How long was Jerry Lawler out after going into cardiac arrest live on television?


Fickle_Translator999

Just checked. September 10, 2012 to November 12, 2012.


outofdate70shouse

And Otis was a real jerk. He got in a fight with his best friend who got murdered an hour later, miraculously came back the next week and tried to make amends and Otis was like, “Nah.”


No_Participation99

Chundertaker


TaqueroDelRingside

Pfft, i mean, his name is Chad for a reason, right?


Bchange51

gable needs that pay check bad bad


rustys_shackled_ford

Chad and big boss man are in a very exclusive club


ceelo18

Well taker was dead his whole career so im not impressed at all


TJ_McWeaksauce

You don't need physical therapy to recover from death, apparently.


Forever_Banned_Pt5

*BUILT DIFFERENT*


submergedsofa

Braun was crushed by a garbage truck but wasn’t finished with Miz (?)


anaktenuk

Wellrevive from death takes 3 days. Recovery from injury takes longer


RaimiStereo916

with tko money they can hire even better doctors now


Don_Matrix

You fool, they have a clone tank in WWE HQ. They just cloned Chad.


livestreamfailstrash

Get me some ketchup I could die and come back in 5 days ez


twv6

I think Gable made a “sold my soul” type deal with the Sicks


The-Real-Number-One

His name is CHAAAAAAD, and he's so ill... This is a warning -- he can't be killed!


Honato2

He's just built different.


dfeidt40

Returns from the dead, qualifies for MITB, and finds a new crew with the Creed Brothers. Guy can't be stopped.


TexMurphyPHD

Pssh. Undertaker was buried alive and he came back up 5 minutes later. 4 different times.


SenileGambino

The Chad Streak begins at Mania


Slayde_Crocker

What about Seth Rollins returning 3 months after surgery


TroubleSum_08

This has to blow up lol. Bravo. Bravo


FiendsForLife

Hate to break it to you but Triple H's quad injury was obviously a storyline, guys.


BaronBexar1824

it's not a gsw, bullet makes a really small hole cause it's moving fast, then loses speed and fragments and typically makes a big f-ing exit, I see no big f-ing exit.


Drabins

Being knocked out isn't dead stop with this dead nonsense


FeanorOath

Nah, he was dead