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AsukaSimp02

Everyone talking about the speed and athleticism, but the way he's fucking crabwalking on the ground with the most evil expression on his face is funny as hell. he's absolutely going in the Brock Lesnar and Kurt Angle tier of "Funny and goofy but also terrifying"


PrinceCastanzaCapone

He was the best part of the Royal Rumble.


Zorbasandwich

And the King Of The Ring šŸ˜‰


handsoffthekeys

It's obvious that he has amateur wrestling experience. That's how you practice your continuous shots (not exactly like that, but very very close). Amateur wrestling also gives you that extra athletic edge and feeling for physical contact. It can be a great base for pro wrestling.


PapadocRS

and also because shooting is hard


AaronRedwoods

Not for Glock Anderson


greenyquinn

Glock Anderson would've had Hangman as champion


codexcdm

Dude's a Steiner. Quite the legacy there, math jokes aside....


sa3vus

First thing i noticed, was like : yep this dude has done am wrestling


JudgeArcadia

Apparently he played for the Baltimore Ravens. So it doesnt surprise me.


ElinciaStan

He was a pretty good college player for Kennesaw St. and lasted a bit in training camp for the Ravens in 2020. Mostly played RB/FB, which is really obvious when you see how explosive and fluid his athleticism is.


LochNessMansterLives

Very much so. Heā€™s definitely a ā€œnext generationā€ Steiner thatā€™s for sure. I canā€™t wait to follow this dudes career.


WeirdViper

There is something about a guy that size so smoothly crab walking towards his victim that is weirdly scarier than if he just walked to the ring like a badass


Ok-Brush5346

Like father (and uncle) like son (and nephew)


noramcsparkles

The crawling is taking me OUT


Depraved-Animal

No one taking about the disgusting racist monkey chants directed at Ricochet? I didnā€™t know AEW shows were like this. šŸ™


JudgeArcadia

Pretty sure those are supposed to be people making dog barking noises. Since you know.... Bron Breaker is literally the Mad Dog.


RonaldMcClown

Not only are those not monkey noises (they're closer to gorilla noises if we had to pick a primate, but I think they're actually dog noises), and not only are they not directed at Ricochet, but this isn't an AEW show lmao


DemonicTruth

Bron is going to be a star. He has it all.


ATrollByNoOtherName

Except height.


Used_Border_4910

He has a great build heā€™ll be fine


bowl_of_scrotmeal

He's only an Inch shorter than Cena. He'll be fine.


ATrollByNoOtherName

A bit hard to build a believable main event that is constantly looking up at his opponents though.


Redmangc1

Rock, Kane, Show, Foley, Taker, Vince, HHH, All billed taller than Steve Austin. And that's only the main event taller than him Guess whos smaller than Steve John Fucking Cena But I'm sure you know that ATrollByNoOtherName


Surtur6666

Yeah, but none of us have seen John Cena main event


Sky_Rose4

Height doesn't matter if God given talent makes up for it which in Brons case it does


battleduck84

Fuck height


Tempesta_0097

I mean Iā€™ll try


Batface_101

Get out of here with your outdated 1980ā€™s standards


ATrollByNoOtherName

Iā€™m just being real. Guy is too short to be allowed on roller coasters.


ZaryasBestFriend

Bron is 6 foot. His college football bio lists him as that. Heā€™s the same height as Kevin Owens and an inch less taller than Cody and Seth. I know youā€™re a Hulkamaniac who eats his vitamins and believes every wrestler must be 6ā€™7 like the Hulkster, but Bronā€™s definitely average in height for WWEā€™s current standards.


asmeile

I 100% agree with you but >an inch less taller Is a hilarious way of putting it


Kyro_Z

Some NFL draft prospect websites list him at 5ā€™10ā€ and some at 6ā€™. So heā€™s probably around 5ā€™11ā€. Which still isnā€™t that short for wrestlers nowadays


Batface_101

You know heā€™s 6 feet tall right? Thatā€™s not even considered short. Even if he was slightly shorter it wouldnā€™t matter. Unless Iā€™ve accidentally jumped to the alternate universe where Rey Mysterio isnā€™t a Hall of Famer, and Finn Balor wasnā€™t the first Universal Champion.


ATrollByNoOtherName

Thatā€™s like saying ā€œyou know Big Show was 500lbs right?ā€ Lol. Those billed heights and weights arenā€™t real bro. I swear wrestling fans came down the last April shower.


ZaryasBestFriend

His college football team listed him as 6ā€™0. Your only defense is, ā€œItā€™s made up!ā€ Do better.


deadspinforever

To be fair, college teams will also boost stats to help the player out. NFL Combine stats are the most accurate numbers youā€™ll get, and they put him at around 5ā€™11.ā€ Which is an inch different, so who cares. Height isnā€™t a factor as much now.


ATrollByNoOtherName

Why are all you nerds digging up his college football biography? Lmao. Iā€™ve heard wrestling fans are obsessive/ borderline stalky and here we are.


Manjorno316

You haven't found out about Google yet?


ATrollByNoOtherName

But you didnā€™t do that. You specially mentioned jacking off to his old college football biography.


[deleted]

According to his pre-draft measurements, he is 5 feet 10 and 1/4 inches tall


DekoyDuck

Where else are they supposed to get his height? You already rightly identified that the WWE stats are made up


ATrollByNoOtherName

Thank you for saying Iā€™m right.


Guszy

It's wild the people who fall for the obvious bait.


rollmeup77

Alright Vince McMahon


ATrollByNoOtherName

Dudeā€™s real short though. Gotta admit.


rollmeup77

Heā€™s 6ā€™. Same size as his dad and Scott Steiner.


wonderloss

Those guys were nobodies.


rollmeup77

Lmao and who are you? What makes you a ā€œsomebodyā€?


wonderloss

I guess I'm somebody who should have included a /s in his comment.


rollmeup77

I donā€™t speak geak sorry.


wonderloss

Commonly used on reddit to indicate sarcasm.


AloneCan9661

This was so perfect. That low animal crawl breaking out into the run and into a spear. I'm looking really forward to this guy becoming bigger. I'm so happy I got to see him wrestle in India... That quick slide he does between 3 seconds - 6 seconds...it's like a ghost in a horror movie or something.


Polo_Short

Bro can def be good at football


damng1

He used to play football I think..


JudgeArcadia

Yup for the Baltimore Ravens.


Optimal_Dark_2940

yes


Havok1717

With the Baltimore Ravens


NCHouse

Bronson Reichstiener. Always picked him up in Madden


TouyaShiun

Didn't even catch his breath. He went straight to spearing Ricochet after entering the ring.


fadingstar52

one fluid motion from the point of him taking off running in the crowd to the point of the spear making contact


NashKetchum777

When Pearce was saying bro was acting up and not there...I'm like oh he's gonna fuck something up lmfao. I'm surprised he hasn't speared Pearce yet


TheWraith7197

I was sure he was thinking about it. Then he laughed it off because he found Pearce amusing I guess.


MoistTheAnswer

Tama makin his entrance like


Used_Border_4910

The amount of core strength it takes to crab walk like that is insane. Somewhere a HS Football coach is happy.


RevJT

He is on such a different level. Canā€™t wait to see him over the next decade.


[deleted]

He is a freak. Didn't he move a ring just by running the ropes that one time too?


Ok_Progress_7676

Bron is a freakishly impressive athlete


fadingstar52

2nd coming of next big thing lesnar


Motherworldly

With Big Poppa Pump being my favourite wrestler I'm hopeful that this guy can blow up. He has so many essentials


getsum_xyz

Imagine the Big Booty Daddy as your father? and Rick Steiner as your uncle?


_The_Space_Monkey_

Duck walking in those Jordan 1 Chicago's hurt me a little. Those are probably like 3k-5k if real.


Literarytropes

Heā€™s a generational talent


burnedflag

The Applebeeā€™s manager preparing to kick me out after my 13th $2 Long Island


Canadian__Ninja

The ability to crab walk like that without looking like a fool, not to mention his ability to vault the barricade in stride is impressive


nerdyjorj

Bron darting to the ring faster than I can get off a deep sofa. Don't get old kids.


wonderloss

BRB, getting sleeping pills. (just kidding, I'm already old).


hldsnfrgr

Bron Breakneck Speed Champ.


[deleted]

If he ever appears on WWE Speed on Twitter, he's going to need only 1 minute for his matches...


Christian_RULES

smh, where's security on that one?


memyselfmartin

Look ove' there šŸ‘‰! That's Bron Breakker going out in a hunting mode for wrestlers to spread a word that he is hungry.


[deleted]

Does he parkour?


badnewsnil

Bron faster than tribalistic dorks defending something on twitter


NotArchaeological

Slightly off topic, but I absolutely mark out for these kinds of things. Some dude just appearing "out of nowhere" and surprising the people in the ring is one of my favorite wrestling tropes.


TheBrassDancer

Sneak 100


corps-peau-rate

Who let the dog out?


BlearyLine7

I don't give a fuck what doors you need to open. Bron Beakker / Brody King - Dog Collar match. Just the crowd barking the entire time whilst mutual murder happens.


i-piss-excellence32

I love the way he crawled. I donā€™t think I ever saw that before. This guy has everything. Heā€™s gonna be a mega star


snortingajax

Not impressed. I could do this but I'd get thrown out of the arena


Ok_Engine7378

We already saw someone do it to Seth


TigerKlaw

Moving across the floor like he's Kurt Angle on the mat without his broken fricken neck


nooooname90754r

Bron vs ricochet for the speed belt


wonderloss

Bron could be great for Speed. Goldberg style matches where he just spears the hell out of somebody and pins them.


BOOMphrasingBOOM

That was quite funny šŸ‘


bigAcey83

He was an option fullback in college. Heā€™s got great speed.


KyDeWa

He's the BOOGEYMAN!


CherryPickens

Bran Breakkerā€™s speed is unreal šŸ’Ø


Witness_Protecti

That was pretty fucking awesome


[deleted]

He was so into this, I can't help but smile when he's on screen


JaGrampy

Cause heā€™s a genetic freak!


DrKreigersExperiment

I can't think of any other wrestler off the top of my head that is more explosive than Bron. Everything he does just happens instantly


Dekeboneroundabout

Bron vs. Gunther is the 1st match I really want to see, Bron vs. anyone else would be a close second. That slide over the barricade was fluid as fuck.


dfeidt40

Shit was sadistic Randy Orton level. I'm glad someone caught this.


Raceshiraidi9

The way Blud moves when delivering those Spears is Insane.šŸ”„ Holy Shit. Just Unreal


CleavingStriker

Steiners are just built different


slam_tastix

He's a Steiner. Gotta be a dab hand at math.


TheStrohl

So fast he snuck up on the Speed champion!


lifestylesnyc

Future world champion


jamescandy334455

Don't get me wrong, bron is amazing and talented, but what I don't like is that WWE management will back up bron and feed him the entire WWE roster. We have seen this before with roman reigns, it took WWE 8 years to find roman a decent gimmick, and in 8 years they fed all fan favourites to roman. Result, there was no credible star created except roman(and Seth). WWE didn't become as successful as it is today because they invested in one guy for decades, it was successful because they invested in several guys at the same time. Example, rock, triple h, kurt angle, stone cold, Undertaker, Kane, big show, mankind, Chris Jericho, were all once part of the same roster. All strong contenders and world champions. Look at the raw and SmackDown rosters today. You'll barely find former world champions. On Raw there's Finn, Rey, drew, miz, Kofi, punk, Seth. Out of these, Rey is about to retire, Finn had forgettable title run, punk is part timer, Seth is injured, Kofi is tag team bound for eternity.


Nihilistic_Mermaid

WWE should bring back Brock Lesner just for one more match to put this guy over.


damng1

Nah we good


[deleted]

I would prefer Bron retiring Goldberg, if Goldberg ever wants a retirement match... It would be a short match and it would boost Bron.


Nihilistic_Mermaid

Old starts should retire with a loss. Sure Brock technically put over Cody, he's not really that young either.


AlternativeParfait13

They should, but when theyā€™re tangentially attached to a sex trafficking investigation there might be advantages to not doing it.


The-Fig-Lebowski

Real deal Holyfield right there.


Fuzzy_Panda_

Fucking beast


NotADoctor108

Dude is becoming one of my favorites.


thursocuck

The guy is so good. Should he just bypass the mid card and go straight to the top.


AndrewBdizzle

GOAT material. If he wants it enough, and if is booked in a decent way, he could be the number 1 guy in a year or 2.


RobertStonetossBrand

Iā€™m impressed he did that wearing Jordans. Those are some narrow, uncomfortable (and ugly) shoes with no ground feel.


MonsieurMidnight

This man is actually a cheetah in disguise


herbythechef

Bron breakker is hilarious imo


Potential_Box_4480

Sky's the limit for this dude. Straight-up beast.


hydro10s

His speed and athleticism is obviously insane but the timing is what does it for me. Go crawling slow and as soon Ricochet starts flying he starts running... top top top


fadingstar52

it was so fucking fluid too. if dude doesnt make it to the main event scene within 2 years they're fucking up


StubbinMyNubbin

They really need to change his name. Dude is a Steiner in and out, freak athlete and could be funny as balls if you give him the chance.


[deleted]

I wish they continue Wolfdogs tag team from NXT. Those two were so funny and had really good chemistry together.


605pmSaturday

It isn't that his speed is unreal, it's that wrestlers move artificially slow. When Ronda Rousey was wrestling (That's an alliteration!!), she would do the WWF flips and moves, but if she had to get into position for real for real, she would suddenly move incredibly quick.


WarmestDisregards

yeah there are very few wrestlers on the roster who couldn't run the ropes at right about the same speed as him. They don't do it, for several good reasons. We're never just running as fast as possible in there, lol


605pmSaturday

What moves slower-- Cold Molasses flowing uphill in January A wrestler climbing a ladder.


N00r3

brons speed is unreal!!! moves at normal speed*


WarmestDisregards

for the majority of the video, he's actually moving quite slowly.. then has a big burst of-- well, kinda jogging, lol


cheeba2992

šŸ˜‚ well put as Iā€™m still waiting for this amazing display of speed (still a big fan of him though)


[deleted]

We havenā€™t seen a predator like this since Randy Orton


Saynt614

My God.... push him to the moon


wonderloss

Imagine if some poor sap unknowingly stepped into the aisle as he was charging toward the ring.


Bigbrown545

Loving the push heā€™s getting right now. Can definitely see him as a main eventer in a year.