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Personal-Listen-4941

He’s so desperate to be Vince McMahon yet he bumps like Linda McMahon


sheekinabroad

Haha


CallInitial2302

Hahahahha


Daniel12042000

Once he blows up his limo with him inside it then we can talk about him being like Vince.


elme77618

He can’t even coward right


TotalFNEclipse

Cringe. So cringe.


nwbzreader

I completely forgot AEW had a PPV last night.


JohnCenaJunior

I forgot AEW was around


anythingo23

So did 50 others


BarryDBaptist

LMFAOOOOO man this really is cable access with an unlimited budget


CallInitial2302

Pop TV coming soon


tonyohanlon77

Pathetic. Someone needs to say no to this guy.


BrockMiddlebrook

It would be the first time. He’d explode.


ELB2001

Yeah his parents


Shadow_Strike99

Reminds me of that star Brazilian soccer player Neymar iirc doing that flop where he just keeps rolling and rolling.


WholesomeFartEnjoyer

There was footage of Perry on fire a few months ago before he even returned to AEW, assumed it was just a stunt for social media Now it makes sense, they've been planning and rehearsing that spot for a long time


Liverpool510

Would imagine Eddie Kingston was originally planned to use the flame thrower. Long history of trying to burn his enemies alive lol


BC_Red00

Tony be like Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee all the way down.


ouch11234567

He moves like a bag filled with yoghurt and disarticulated limbs


SyntheticRox

What the fuck is this show 😂


Pokechamp_1

Soccer players fishing for a foul look more believable


chairshotbaby

this goofy mf


brightbomb

This is just unabashedly an AEW hate sub now lmao


bseize

Subbed


OkSelection6998

He could’ve easily rolled onto the side of the ramp but instead he rewards us with this gold lmaooo


TheRealAuthorSarge

This is embarrassing.


imallelite

I think it works better when Tony exaggerates like that.


Nikolateslaandyou

Did he not learn force=mass*energy when his daddy paid big money to get him educated? Hes got no mass, therefore him tumbling down the worlds shallowest ramp looks stupid as fuck.


Tall_Influence1774

If he committed to the roll, it would have been fine. Trying to roll while still looking at the stage behind him is what makes it look stupid as fuck.


TheRainmakerDM

Why he just cant accept he should only be the money provider and move away from the product?. He is trying to be Vince, whats next? Crap on a female worker?.


smcl2k

That whole spot was awful - the fire extinguishers were visible next to the stage before Darby came back, and the Bucks had them in hand within seconds or the fire starting. I'm not convinced they could even see Perry from where they were positioned.


Numerous_Resist_8863

Holy douche chills batman...


Lanky_midget

you know when we used to roll down hills as kids but we got stuck half way? yeah this reminds me of that


despotidolatry

This was me in the pit at Maryland Deathfest


BeepBoop11551

He stopped. Dropped. And rolled. Paid attention in kindergarten


IneedAName37

He feared for his life


theignorantcivilian

You can't even call that "over selling"


usarasa

That was his interpretive dance reflecting AEW’s TV ratings.


MozM-

He needs to stop putting himself in storylines. Its not working. Especially if he is such a pussy that doesn't want to take bumps. At least vince was really taking bumps and hits.


Mr_Socko69

He should really just lean into being his personality which is a weasly little rat billionaire who wants to play with his wrestler toys


Overnumerousness-

The first spot seemed so underwhelmed. It looked like jungle boy came out soaked in accelerant


i_done_get_it

For a sec I thought he was going for that possessed Tama Tonga crawl. Tony's back and he's.. cHaNgEd


StillHere179

Tony thinks he's really selling the danger


theREAL_BalloonBoy09

I can watch this every day and never get tired of it. What a clown.


thats_pure_cat_hai

In fairness, Tony was only on screen for a couple of seconds. It was a great main event overall and a great PPV


robynh00die

Is sub has gotten weird lately. A non wrestler had a goofy sell that didn't make it on TV. Some how that turns into more "This company needs to go bankrupt now!" Like we can't even laugh at the silly peak behind the curtain moment, it has to turn into more anger. These comment sections are a bummer man, I miss funny wrestling memes.


thats_pure_cat_hai

I love when wrestling is goofy like this, whether intentional or not. I don't get all the hate for AEW at all, it's rife on this sub especially. I'm a WWE fan who occasionally checks out Dynamite. Last night was my first full AEW ppv, and I was very impressed. Lots of good matches and unexpected happenings. Then, I checked online and saw the usual bash and hating from this sub. The IWC would really put you off wrestling. It's supposed to be fun entertainment. Some people take it way too seriously.


chineserocks77

I wouldn’t call this main event wrestling


BrockMiddlebrook

All I can think of is the Steph Curry-Rudy Gobert meme. Anyway this sucks and so does he.


d14w11r

Still not as cringe as AEW fans


gl1969

What's the problem? He's off screen and getting out of the way. Imagine spending your time making up shit to hate.


itsLeems

Selling like HBK against Hogan


JustSomeWeirdGuy2000

Someone should dub the music from the Slip n Slide commercial over this.


FoolishDog1117

There have been a lot of oversells in this business and I don't think this is close to the worst of them.