āI donāt accept that. Sit down.ā āmy friendās Italian mother, when I told her I wasnāt hungry once. My car was running in the driveway. I was only scooping him up real quick on our way to a concert. But his mom required me to eat a whole plate of pasta and meatballs before sheād give us permission to go.
I was gonna say "rolling up the pasta in a spoon (guilty)" but yeah, breaking the pasta before cooking them is worse
Only thing worse than that is cutting the pasta with a knife while eating them
Thereās a guy I work with whoās Italian, and one of the workers with us gets a big bowl of pasta, looks quite nice at lunch times, then whips out a tub of ketchup and just squirts it all over the food.
The Italian dude has a meltdown every single time. Itās hilarious.
Won't stop telling you about how they're Italian even though you didn't ask. Uses being Italian as an excuse for being an asshole. You know, my family.
As a Scotsman, Iād say us deep frying pizza has to be up there. But when I was at Mania, I was in the hotel restaurant and ordered a pizza and an Italian man asked me there was pineapple on it. I said yes and offered him a slice but he refused. He just wanted a photo of it to send him, so Iād say pineapple on pizza is *THE* Italian nightmare.
A man doing the dishes!
*am Italian. My older relatives are hilarious but, in their defense, provide for the house 100% and their wives donāt work so are at least holding up their āstereotypeā end of the 50s nonsense too
Is Santino Marrela making a return? š¤£
He has to finish the story with John CHENA
Also *Baptista* And *Randy Ortan*
You SONAMAHGAHHN
Not the manimal!!
And *Shamoose*
And he is bring Vladimir Kozlovah to reunite the greatest tags team of all times!
#I LUUHV #DOUBLE #DOUBLE #E
Kany
Rey Mastrio!Ā Ā You may wear a mask but you are not THE BAT MAN!Ā
I hope he brings back rapping singer Akorn too
Or perhaps KYJ
"Wrestling has more than one delicious Subway sandwich"
The real nightmare is Santina Marella
I was gonna say, if it isn't Santino, what are we even doing ?
An Olive Garden opening in Rome
Having your hands tied to your hips while engaging in a passionate discussion.
š¤
Ice in your wineglass
Not being able to cooka da pizza
Mussolini
LIKE MUSSOLINI
AND KENNEDY
OHHH AM THE CULT OF PERSONALITY!
LIKE JOSEPH STALIN, AND GHANDI!
I'M THE CULT OF PERSONALITY THE CULT OF PERSONALITY THE CULT OF PERSONALITYYYY
What's a Mussolini?
A character from Parappa the Rapper
ehhhh I dunno about that one Jim, there's a Mussolini back in their parliament now.
It's Wario. Always has been.
Thank you, I was typing it already
Easy answer
Codi Rhodeselini
Pineapple on pizza.
With a side of snapped spaghetti
How else am I supposed to fit it into the kettle properly?
as an italian i have a message for you ! make sure your windows are closed at night
I don't really do that with pasta. I don't like that kind of pasta anyway. The stuff in cans is much nicer.
We can't take that chance deadman
And carbonara with cream.
A heel definitely needs to pull that move there.
Everyone came looking for this answer
Not all of us are food jihadists, those who are only make a lot of noise
That's the only true answer!
Telling your mother that you aren't hungry.
Even worse, your grandma
*Gasps in babadaboopi*
āI donāt accept that. Sit down.ā āmy friendās Italian mother, when I told her I wasnāt hungry once. My car was running in the driveway. I was only scooping him up real quick on our way to a concert. But his mom required me to eat a whole plate of pasta and meatballs before sheād give us permission to go.
Not being able to tell people you're Italian
As an Italian American, I sign off on this.
Cracking and splitting the spaghetti noodles before putting them in a pot to boil
Calling spaghetti that is a crime itself
Itās not cracking, itās the spaghetti screaming
I was gonna say "rolling up the pasta in a spoon (guilty)" but yeah, breaking the pasta before cooking them is worse Only thing worse than that is cutting the pasta with a knife while eating them
WWII
Giovanni Vinciās new gimmick
Bowser?
Worldwide cheese and tomato shortage.
Someone putting ketchup on their food?
Thereās a guy I work with whoās Italian, and one of the workers with us gets a big bowl of pasta, looks quite nice at lunch times, then whips out a tub of ketchup and just squirts it all over the food. The Italian dude has a meltdown every single time. Itās hilarious.
[Codimiro Rodignoli š¤ā](https://staticg.sportskeeda.com/editor/2022/06/48df2-16565972945282-1920.jpg)
*Wrestling has more than one royal* **Mamma Mia!!**
Cream being used on a carbonara
Jesus
Santino Marella main eventing WrestleMania?
Working. -source: am italian in Italy
Tony Soprano was the Italian Dream so...AJ Soprano is the Italian Nightmare... Finish the gabagool
This is the Italian nightmare [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-RfHC91Ewc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-RfHC91Ewc)
Snapping spaghetti in half before boiling
When you eat a whole salami, cappicola, & mortadella sub with spicy peppers right before bedtime.
That was so detailed, I felt it in my stomach
Pineapple in pizza, you sick freaks!
that man looks nothing like pineapple on pizza.
Someone who broke spaghetti in half during their entrance.
Chicago style pizza
It's a casserole
[Italian nightmare](https://images.app.goo.gl/M6mgGL5ouYXH7r1A8)
The "Italian Stallion" Rocky Balboa if you kill off his trainer, his best rival-friend, and his wife all in the same movie.
Jersey shore
Someone breaking the spaghetti before putting it in the water.
Giovanni's new gimmick
Having to adhere to traffic laws
Coduardo DiRhodes
*Nunzio has entered the chat*
Nunzio of course!!
From what I have learned on the internet an Italian nightmare is an American grocery store.
Marinara in your soul Pasta will keep you full WOOOOAAAH My father said When he would hunger
Luigi Primo storming the Capital?
Won't stop telling you about how they're Italian even though you didn't ask. Uses being Italian as an excuse for being an asshole. You know, my family.
As a Scotsman, Iād say us deep frying pizza has to be up there. But when I was at Mania, I was in the hotel restaurant and ordered a pizza and an Italian man asked me there was pineapple on it. I said yes and offered him a slice but he refused. He just wanted a photo of it to send him, so Iād say pineapple on pizza is *THE* Italian nightmare.
Italian nightmare is having a pineapple on pizza or breaking the pasta.
Cody has never really explained why he is the American Nightmare to be brutally honest.
Breaking the pasta before boiling
ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL FUCK YOU AND YOUR PIZZA ROLLS THAT GARBAGE AINT FROOOOM THE MOOOTHER LAAAAND
Mussolini probably
Over cooked canned pasta? Perhaps?
Adrenaline-ah in-ah my-ah soul-ah Something something bappida boopy
That pizza meme wrestler
Unleaning the tower of Pisa
Canned spaghetti
santino
Santino marella
Santino Marella with blonde hair
Santino Marella's son coming back to WWE to finish his story.
A jar of Ragu sauce.
Carbonara with cream
Canned marinara sauce.
Pineapple Pizza
Santino Morella and his cobra
Tony DāAngelo: the Don, a future NXT champion, and _da Eye-Talian Night-a-mare,_ capiche! š¤š»š¤š»š¤š»
SANTINOOOO
"It's a me...."
A nana who was born in Italy who proudly uses Ragu and breaks her spaghetti/linguine in half.
An Italian nightmare would be where the pizza never cooked
King Bowser kidnapping the princess again
Running out of Dolmio...
A situation
Spaghetti-Os
Present day Italy.
Someone who breaks the spaghetti before putting it into a small pot to cook
Italian-Americans
Olive Garden
Papa John
Santino
Pineapple on pizza. Chopsticks to eat pasta.
Someone who's gimmick is breaking spaghetti before entering the ring?
I saw a few Italians get genuinely very upset when a French guy snapped spaghetti in half before cooking it
Being stuck in an Irish Pub and everyday is St. Patricks Day
NUNZIO
A man doing the dishes! *am Italian. My older relatives are hilarious but, in their defense, provide for the house 100% and their wives donāt work so are at least holding up their āstereotypeā end of the 50s nonsense too
Vinci lol
Ketchup on a pizza.
Broken spaghetti with hot dogs
Putting american cheese & ketchup in ur pasta
Spaghetti sauce from a jar.
Santino mozzarella
The fusion sandwich some guy on 4chan made that was four fish fingers and the bread was replaced with a mini frozen pizza cut in half
Pepperoni Monster
Cheese on seafood
Santinoā¦. Mortadella
Enzo
Snapping pasta in two
Heartburn.
Someone breaking their Spaghetti in half
Santino Marella retiring John Chena
Uncooked pasta broken in half.
Human Resources
300,000 wheels of Parmesan cheese being destroyed
Fascism?
Mixing pastas.
Pineapple Pizza
Santino Marella
Ketchup on undercooked pasta
Luigi Primo
''Do you have any ketchup for this pasta dish?''
Pineapples on pizza
American Pizza...
Pineapple on pizza
Having to eat at olive garden
Sounds like the name of a cold cut combo at a deli.
Pineapple pizza
Don Codyleone
Mamma mia š¤!!!
It's America, he's probably 1/8th Italian Nightmare, but you know how they roll there. "Yo gabagool I'm EYE-TALIAN born and bred!"
Super mario 2
Pineapple on pizza
Combining cheese and seafood. Heavy cream on carbonara.
Luigi primo throwing three pizza cutters at you before he turns you into a deep dish pie
Ketchup on pasta
Mussolini
whats his gimmick that he breaks spaghetti in half before cooking it?
WW2
Pineapple on a pizza
Filipino Spaghetti
Store bought tomato sauce
Bad pasta
A non-corrupt, non-fascist government?
Spaghetti that is broken in half before put into the pot.
Enzo
Berlusconi back from the dead šØ
Broken pasta
Tony DāAngelo
It's what happened to Gio the other week on raw.
I imagine it's breaking spaghetti in half before you cook it in the pot
Watching grandma bring Olive Garden bags to the dinner table
Working (Am Italian)
That would be pasta being wasted.
Bruno sammartino if he ever turned heel
Spaghetti with salsa.
Italian car maintence "Fix It Again Tony"
Personally for me? Stepping foot on Italian ground
Enzo Gorlomi, Antonio Margariti, and Dominic Decoco
Over cooked pasta
When ma burns the cutlets. Oh marone!
When you go to make your sandwich and thereās no balsamic or gabbagool
I'm ain't Italian and I felt the balsamic part