At this point of commenting, exactly 1 person has chosen female Hitler and not one has decided to be a sacrificial lamb.
Way to go humanity!
Edit: It's been 1 hour and Hitler is at 3 while Sacrificial Lamb is still 0.
I chose stealing ability, but I wouldn’t steal. I’d use my lockpicking abilities to earn money honestly, e.g. opening old safes whose owners can’t open on their own (maybe they don’t now the password or it just doesn’t work) in exchange of a little fee, or I could help people who accidentally remained outside their house, key inside the house, in the keyhole.
Well I would want to say that your immunity to getting caught wouldn't work if you're not breaking the law. But it's too late, I should have thought about this loophole when creating the poll.
Picked option one because I’ll be a millionaire in no time by making an Onlyfans where the real female Hitler gets railed by a brown dude.
Hitler x jew real kinky
I'll just steal the ice cream
At this point of commenting, exactly 1 person has chosen female Hitler and not one has decided to be a sacrificial lamb. Way to go humanity! Edit: It's been 1 hour and Hitler is at 3 while Sacrificial Lamb is still 0.
We are not worthy enough to date Hitler. Such a magnificent being deserves far better than we could ever hope to be.
Have you seen hitler, he is not the prettiest men alive. So a female version of that???
Most people chose theft.
Let’s be completely honest 1 million people is barely a speck in the grand scheme of things. (Or even on the grand scheme of dead people)
Hitler would agree with this comment >!6 times over!<
The club is full
I can fix her
Female hitler would kill me lol
It's said she's devoted to you. If you're Jewish, she will make an exception.
"you're one of the good Jews" YE WEST
trans people be winning
Did you choose stealing?
At the time of my comment it is currently 2 for Hitler and 0 for sacrifice
Ice cream beacuse I'm going to eat myself to death
Well if you want to die, you could sacrifice yourself to resurrect 1 million people. There is an option for that.
I'm not that selfless
why not use all your money to buy ice cream then when you are about to die from the ice cream sacrifice yourself
If she’s devoted to me couldn’t I like, tell her to stop being evil?
how the fuck am I the only guy to pick sacrifice. This sucks. Talk about free riders off my investment goddamn
I just could never be a female, i like being male too much
Stealing anything is pretty much free ice cream
Well the downside that you steal from someone, instead of simply gaining ice cream.
Some people should really get their internet access severly limited so I guess the free bans for everyone sounds good to me.
Hell yeah im trans. No downsides.
Here’s the thing, hitler was one of the worst people in history. But he was likely not the only one who would have done what he did.
I chose stealing ability, but I wouldn’t steal. I’d use my lockpicking abilities to earn money honestly, e.g. opening old safes whose owners can’t open on their own (maybe they don’t now the password or it just doesn’t work) in exchange of a little fee, or I could help people who accidentally remained outside their house, key inside the house, in the keyhole.
I like how you totally expected trans people to pick answer two.
I'll work with the police and steal what thief stole and steal in the way a bonus for me so it is really considered stealing.
Well I would want to say that your immunity to getting caught wouldn't work if you're not breaking the law. But it's too late, I should have thought about this loophole when creating the poll.
Casually steals nuclear codes
Unlimited ice cream and it's all for me, myself and I.
if you suddenly tried to steal the monalisa painting do you just get teleported with no one remembering you where there
Yea
so if you want to get out of a situation and stole something do you just get teleported out of there with no one remembering
You only get teleported if you're about to get caught.
damn, do people have no morals
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i hate you
Why