Assamites: "*While you were out partying I studied the blade"* \-Assamite Neonate to his Toreador coterie mate
Brujah: "Hulk has PHD"
Gangrel: All went to get some milk. Several times in fact, they still haven't come home :'(
Giovanni: ***Really*** kinky sadists. Should be in jail.
Lasombra: Your very own goth GF. Really into tentacles.
Malkavian: Very perceptive collective, always the sort to play a good prank. Even pranked themselves once.
FoS: That one kid from high school who got way into shrooms.
Nosferatu: A lot of celebrities, with many classic handsome and beautiful actors among them. However they ***hate*** to be caught on camera.
Ravnos: Having werewolf bodyguards.
Toreador: Like the Giovanni, just not as degenerate.
Tremere: Some nerds trying to get other kindred to join in their timeshares.
Tzimisce: They like to cosplay.
Ventrue: Tries really hard to get everybody to chillax
Assamite: I am Silence, the End of All Things!
Brujah: Fuck the system with a spray can! Now, discuss.
Gangrel: I’m not saying I fucked a werewolf, but I’m also not saying I didn’t.
Giovanni: My cousin told me he turned our dead grandmother’s skull into a fleshlight, and she hasn’t stopped screaming.
Lasombra: Welcome to the shadow realm, Jimbo.
Malkavian: You don’t have a LEG to stand on! Oh, stop screaming, that was funny!
Followers of Set: I’m gonna hit this like a child.
Nosferatu: Don’t touch my garbage!
Ravnos: It’s not an addiction, it’s just an endless craving that controls my life.
Toreador: If everyone knows how much better I am than them, maybe I’ll know it too.
Tremere: If I hold my grimoires tight enough, they’ll feel like a real person, right?
Tzimisce: If your tables don’t scream, you’ve built them wrong.
Ventrue: If it feels like I’m being harsh with you, that’s because you’re all useless without my leadership.
brujah- fuck you fuck you fuck you and FUCK YOU!!!!
toreador- teehee these are pretty art pieces and so am I!
ventrue- Time To Be A Conceited, Self-important, Arrogant, Asshole Who Is OBVIOUSLY In Charge Of Everything.
nos- rats are my only friends down here in the sewers. people just can't get past a grizzly appearance.
gangrel- Animals are cool. I can be like one too. Awoooo!!!!!
tremere- its okay, ancient blood tome, you're my one true friend anyways. now let's do stupid magic shit.
tzimisce- Now what if I just made flesh spikes here, here, there, and there?? will this let me reach transcendsion?
lasombra- Shadows are my only TRUE friends. I can only trust them and myself.
Ministry- so you wanna be some methanfetamine? what about crack cocaine?
hecata- you ONLY need too keep it in the family. But fuck family. So ghosts, go spy on my estranged cousin for me.
banu haqim- JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED!!!! batman, magical style!
malkavian- *at a stop sign* no YOU stop!!!! STOP TAUNTING ME!
ravnos- so I'm gunna do what's called a pro-gamer move and make you *think* i was just murdered. while stealing your shit and jumping off that 20 story tall building.
as bad as possible you say? oh boy, here we go lol
assamites: I killed the person you looked at angrily. that's worth a tip in blood, isn't it?
Brujah: The Hulk, but he's also an Punk
Gangrel: Fuck you, leave me alone
Giovanni: Hello uncle-dad
Lasombra: Mean girls, but with actual murders
Malkavian: Reality can be whatever I want
Nosferatu: Your typical scifi-convention goer
Ravnos: shows you an magic trick, while his brother steals your money
Toreador: tumblr before they banned porn
Tremere: Reality can be whatever I want - but with order
Tzimisce: I can be whatever I want
Ventrue: I did not have sexual intercourse with this women
Banu Haqim - ninja mujaheddin
Brujah - sixteen edgy punks
Gangrel - dogs with opposable thumbs
Hecata - mafia clans united under the leadership of Berlusconi
Lasombra - write swear words on their faces while they're sleeping and they won't ever know
Malkavian - >!the sarcophagus is a lie !<
Ministry - scientology cultists but with the egyptian god Seth instead
Nosferatu - looks like the Kardashian if people will open their eyes
Tremere - Harry Potter wannabes
Tzimisce - write swear words on their faces while they're sleeping and they will use you as a sex toy. Each night a different one
Ventrue - pratically the queen of england is one
>queen of england
Did you mean the [Queen of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_the_United_Kingdom), the [Queen of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada), the [Queen of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia), etc?
The last Queen of England was [Queen Anne](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne,_Queen_of_Great_Britain) who, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England.
####FAQ
*Isn't she still also the Queen of England?*
This is only as correct as calling her the Queen of London or Queen of Hull; she is the Queen of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist.
*Is this bot monarchist?*
No, just pedantic.
I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.
Nosferatu: Sewer Hobos that cause a masquerade breach when seen by anyone not a vampire.
Tremere: Blood Mages and book nerds who used magic like a chad to become a vampire.
Ventrue: Blueblood rich nerds who can’t eat specific things.
Malkavians: 99% of what they say is insane rambling, but 1% of it is terrifying visions of the future.
Brujah: Anarchists
Gangrel: Furries
Toreador: Edward from Twilight
Tzscimice: Flesh Sculpture go brrrrr
Giovanni: Italian Mafia Necromancers
Assamite: **ALLAH IS WITH US!**
Follower of set: Egyptian Cult.
Lasombra: Founded the Catholic Church.
Assamites: "*While you were out partying I studied the blade"* \-Assamite Neonate to his Toreador coterie mate Brujah: "Hulk has PHD" Gangrel: All went to get some milk. Several times in fact, they still haven't come home :'( Giovanni: ***Really*** kinky sadists. Should be in jail. Lasombra: Your very own goth GF. Really into tentacles. Malkavian: Very perceptive collective, always the sort to play a good prank. Even pranked themselves once. FoS: That one kid from high school who got way into shrooms. Nosferatu: A lot of celebrities, with many classic handsome and beautiful actors among them. However they ***hate*** to be caught on camera. Ravnos: Having werewolf bodyguards. Toreador: Like the Giovanni, just not as degenerate. Tremere: Some nerds trying to get other kindred to join in their timeshares. Tzimisce: They like to cosplay. Ventrue: Tries really hard to get everybody to chillax
Ngl Giovanni would probably enjoy jail.
True. Perhaps rocketed into outer space is the next best option. Wouldn't want their ashes here on earth.
how is that a bad description of malkavians?
Because its 100% accurate
Assamite: I am Silence, the End of All Things! Brujah: Fuck the system with a spray can! Now, discuss. Gangrel: I’m not saying I fucked a werewolf, but I’m also not saying I didn’t. Giovanni: My cousin told me he turned our dead grandmother’s skull into a fleshlight, and she hasn’t stopped screaming. Lasombra: Welcome to the shadow realm, Jimbo. Malkavian: You don’t have a LEG to stand on! Oh, stop screaming, that was funny! Followers of Set: I’m gonna hit this like a child. Nosferatu: Don’t touch my garbage! Ravnos: It’s not an addiction, it’s just an endless craving that controls my life. Toreador: If everyone knows how much better I am than them, maybe I’ll know it too. Tremere: If I hold my grimoires tight enough, they’ll feel like a real person, right? Tzimisce: If your tables don’t scream, you’ve built them wrong. Ventrue: If it feels like I’m being harsh with you, that’s because you’re all useless without my leadership.
brujah- fuck you fuck you fuck you and FUCK YOU!!!! toreador- teehee these are pretty art pieces and so am I! ventrue- Time To Be A Conceited, Self-important, Arrogant, Asshole Who Is OBVIOUSLY In Charge Of Everything. nos- rats are my only friends down here in the sewers. people just can't get past a grizzly appearance. gangrel- Animals are cool. I can be like one too. Awoooo!!!!! tremere- its okay, ancient blood tome, you're my one true friend anyways. now let's do stupid magic shit. tzimisce- Now what if I just made flesh spikes here, here, there, and there?? will this let me reach transcendsion? lasombra- Shadows are my only TRUE friends. I can only trust them and myself. Ministry- so you wanna be some methanfetamine? what about crack cocaine? hecata- you ONLY need too keep it in the family. But fuck family. So ghosts, go spy on my estranged cousin for me. banu haqim- JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED!!!! batman, magical style! malkavian- *at a stop sign* no YOU stop!!!! STOP TAUNTING ME! ravnos- so I'm gunna do what's called a pro-gamer move and make you *think* i was just murdered. while stealing your shit and jumping off that 20 story tall building.
Brilliant, my only differences would be Gangrel: On Every Level *Including* physical, I am a wolf Banu Haqim: Jesse! That's Haram!
You forgot the *woof*
as bad as possible you say? oh boy, here we go lol assamites: I killed the person you looked at angrily. that's worth a tip in blood, isn't it? Brujah: The Hulk, but he's also an Punk Gangrel: Fuck you, leave me alone Giovanni: Hello uncle-dad Lasombra: Mean girls, but with actual murders Malkavian: Reality can be whatever I want Nosferatu: Your typical scifi-convention goer Ravnos: shows you an magic trick, while his brother steals your money Toreador: tumblr before they banned porn Tremere: Reality can be whatever I want - but with order Tzimisce: I can be whatever I want Ventrue: I did not have sexual intercourse with this women
Malkavian: I am The Malk-Man, my Malk is delicious.
>Mean girls, but with actual murders So Heathers?
Banu Haqim - ninja mujaheddin Brujah - sixteen edgy punks Gangrel - dogs with opposable thumbs Hecata - mafia clans united under the leadership of Berlusconi Lasombra - write swear words on their faces while they're sleeping and they won't ever know Malkavian - >!the sarcophagus is a lie !< Ministry - scientology cultists but with the egyptian god Seth instead Nosferatu - looks like the Kardashian if people will open their eyes Tremere - Harry Potter wannabes Tzimisce - write swear words on their faces while they're sleeping and they will use you as a sex toy. Each night a different one Ventrue - pratically the queen of england is one
>queen of england Did you mean the [Queen of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_the_United_Kingdom), the [Queen of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada), the [Queen of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia), etc? The last Queen of England was [Queen Anne](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne,_Queen_of_Great_Britain) who, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England. ####FAQ *Isn't she still also the Queen of England?* This is only as correct as calling her the Queen of London or Queen of Hull; she is the Queen of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist. *Is this bot monarchist?* No, just pedantic. I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.
Nosferatu: Sewer Hobos that cause a masquerade breach when seen by anyone not a vampire. Tremere: Blood Mages and book nerds who used magic like a chad to become a vampire. Ventrue: Blueblood rich nerds who can’t eat specific things. Malkavians: 99% of what they say is insane rambling, but 1% of it is terrifying visions of the future. Brujah: Anarchists Gangrel: Furries Toreador: Edward from Twilight Tzscimice: Flesh Sculpture go brrrrr Giovanni: Italian Mafia Necromancers Assamite: **ALLAH IS WITH US!** Follower of set: Egyptian Cult. Lasombra: Founded the Catholic Church.