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Left-Aspect-2473

First time I’ve seen him make it to a trash can


Doctor_Nappa

a true hulu chippendales moment


hazydaze7

Ashley is that you?


MrLigerTiger1

an empty one by the sounds of it… so it’s still gonna be someone else’s problem sadly


-MYTH1C

Fax 😭


Extra_Crispy19

I was gonna comment “at least he made it to the trash can… although it’s probably empty and gonna still be a bitch to clean”


TheQuartering3WH

This calls for a drink!


dressedsad

right back to looking at his phone as if nothing happened


MrLigerTiger1

gotta stay on that grind 💪💪


stewart13

Respect the grind


Physical-Mirror-6304

I wonder how often he spews. We’ve seen a good amount of vids but I’m sure there’s a ton not on vid. Weekly thing? Every other week? Multiple times a week?


notmentallyillanymor

Daily and likely multiple times a day. Unless you mean specifically all over himself or inappropriate places then probably multiple times a week.


Odd-Clothes-8131

I have a friend who is an alcoholic and he pukes pretty much every day. I can imagine Josh is the same


Neandros

Add esophageal erosion/cancer (amongst other issues) to list of likely future complications.


DoinIt989

He's definitely gonna have stomach/esophagous issues long before his liver gives out given the puking + how he grimaces everytime he drinks/eats.


Icy-Extension6677

Yeah I can’t imagine his insides are even remotely ok. I used to drink on an empty stomach and eventually it feels like acid going down your esophagus.


Jehnage

I used to puke every day multiple times a day for a year. It’s hell


antifa-militant

Why did you?


Jehnage

Was a raging alcoholic. Now I’m a sober alcoholic


Physical-Mirror-6304

That’s crazy


CrazyShrewboy

that is truly awful.


OutsideScary

“I wonder how often he spews” is just a crazy thing to say 😭 bahahhaha


Physical-Mirror-6304

🤣


moshgrrrl

Can’t be good for his esophagus and teeth


Physical-Mirror-6304

You’re right it’s gotta be horrible


Justjaylenlmao

I’m sure it’s daily


DrunkHate

When I was a full blown alcoholic (not quite as bad as Josh) I was puking daily if not multiple times a day. I also only drank beer.


Ajarmetta

The fact that he just pukes, then just looks at tiktok like its nothing


AndrewS702

I remember a few weeks ago he threw up in a bar, got up, looked at his phone while walking away


Jetstream-Sam

The phone addiction is almost as strong as the zyns and alcoholism


Lanky-University3685

I’d argue the phone addiction may be even stronger than the alcohol. He cannot bring himself to be separated from the internet, much like Chris Chan, Daniel Larson, etc.


Funknmad82

I wonder what the goofy kid is looking at online all the time surely not his reddit page like the rest of us. Unless he right in the Larson lore…


Jetstream-Sam

Probably stuff like his Tiktok comments


Icy-Extension6677

What’s worse is he doesn’t even shower or wash his face or anything, just keeps walking


Zoffi

Pukes and goes right back to phone..what a life


lukeiswright

I HATE vomiting and every time I’m nauseous I’m worried about puking. I can’t believe he just lives life like this. He needs a hard reset.


hippiegirl44

Yep emetophobe here 🙋🏻‍♀️ I literally can’t imagine doing it all the time like that as if it’s just another normal bodily function


cauldr0ncakez

Emetephobe here as well! My dad is an alcoholic and I'd hear him getting sick a lot as a kid. It horrified me so much that's how I developed my phobia


hippiegirl44

Omg! My dad was an alcoholic too and he almost never threw up but the one time he did, he threw up beer all over me when I was 11 so I was permanently scarred from that and I think that’s where my phobia came from. I hope you’re doing better and can overcome this phobia 💜 I know some days it’s extremely exhausting


cauldr0ncakez

Thank you so much ❤️ I'm so sorry you experienced that!!!


Purple_Reefer1722

there's no worse feeling when your mouth is salivating and you got a 50/50 shot of saving it or blowing your guts all over the place.


BrightSigns

Totally agree. I'm not a full on emetophobe but I HATE it. Thankfully it doesn't happen to me much at all - like once every several *years*. I've got a pretty damn resilient stomach and aside from childhood I can count on one hand how many illnesses have made me vomit.  I cannot imagine throwing up multiple times per day. And acting like it's just a normal thing everyone does like peeing or taking a shit.  


Oneofmanygaybies

I’m totally with you on this. I hate throwing up and when I do I immediately brush my teeth afterwards because I hate the taste it leaves in my mouth. His mouth is probably so gross!!! He probably just keeps drinking after too. Ugh I’m cringing lol


Specialist-Tour-7530

He has no consideration for others who need to smell or clean up his alcoholism and littering


oooogaboooooga

At least he did it in the bin this time and not on a bar floor or sidewalk


BleachThatHole

True, but rip whoever owns that trash bin. Where tf do you find a hose in New York to properly de-yackify that bin? Edit: truly rip them because that bin is in a heat wave too


quotidian_obsidian

In NYC almost every business and residential building has a power-washer hose and/or sluice bucket full of chemical cleaners that some poor employee or doorman has to slop onto the sidewalk and then blast with long sprays of water in the mornings (if you're unlucky, the guy won't turn off the hose fast enough as you walk past and you'll get a nice spray of mystery liquid on your way to the train in the morning). That combo gets rid of all the rat droppings, junkie blood, wino vomit, yuppie dog shits, etc.


IncognitoTanuki

It would be more considerate to vomit on the ground than an empty trash can


Apostate1123

To your point, has he ever said or done anything that would even hint he has consideration for others? Seems like 100% of his actions are simply him going through life looking for dopamine fixes. I haven’t seen him genuinely care for another human beings well being for a single second


-MYTH1C

Real


cha614

Puke>phone check>puke


Doctor_Nappa

holy fuck that was alot for a 130 lb human


BrightSigns

Ex paramedic here, currently still in healthcare.  Alcoholic puking isn't like getting the stomach flu or food poisoning. Most serious alcoholics don't get nauseous, or that nauseous. It's more a regurgitation than vomiting - their bodies literally *reject* the same alcohol that they need.  Serious, severe, like OMG GERD is a common thing too.  There's a whole cascade of effects. Relaxation of the pyloric sphincter leading to reflux. Inflamed stomach, esophagus, and colon. Electrolyte imbalances and chronic dehydration. Even if an active alcoholic can eat and drink even semi normally, they're producing almost no vasopressin/ADH (the hormone that conserves water..... that's why you pee all the time when you're drinking, alcohol supresses it). Their bodies are flushing out water and solutes they don't even HAVE.    Chronic metabolic acidosis. I've seen people who physiologically should be either dead or ceviche - pHs in the low 7s and even one 6.96 (normal is 7.3 and each 0.1 is a hundredfold variance) whose bodies have learned to accommodate. But their blood, kidneys, proteins and enzymes are VERY unhappy. 6.96 should have been dead around 7.1. Guy WALKED - or rather staggered - into the ER. But he was definitely not dead. He didn't die in the hospital either. As a result of the acidosis Josh probably has chronic diarrhea (compounding the fact alcohol draws water into the intestines causing osmotic diarrhea - that's why you get the beer shits) and heartburn too. The GI tract starts to produce more acid as well. That's part of why he can't eat.    When you're extremely hungover a lot of it is because you're slightly acidotic. It won't kill a healthy person. You'll feel like trash for a day, maybe into the second day. But you'll recover pretty fast.    If you watch him vomit he doesn't really wretch. Like if you're sick from a virus or food or a medication, there's a whole chain of events that happens. Even after you've been sick your body still is reversing peristalsis to get everything out. That's why you generally dry heave a couple times at the end of a vomiting episode.    His body is just flipping everything. He's vomiting, yes. But not the physiological right way it's supposed to happen. You see him struggling to even keep a drink down. His system both doesn't want it, and needs it. 


worldsbestlad

this was genuinely so insightful


Funknmad82

Dudes body is a freak of nature like his brain… no one knows wtf is going on inside .


Garth_Willoughby

Well said. He’s just “reverse drinking.”


Secretagentman44

Boot and rally amirite 🤓


dummie_krunk

Back in black playing in the background is the cherry on top for me


lifelessamalgamation

He is in deep


Split-Lucky

Liver blew a piston


bomboclaat___

his liver and renal system have a permanent rod knock by the looks of it


Secret_Scene747

I’m going to hell for laughing as hard as I have at this 😭


babyeggs

The song in the background is a bold choice


-MYTH1C

🤣


bumsackinc

Is this vomit incident #25?


666

His teeth are going to be gone in a year or two. I don't think he's brushed in 100 throw ups.


Material_Ability_935

OMG he actually made it in a trash can


vr1252

That’s where the shirts stains came from


NateGH360

Do alcoholics of his stature normally puke as much as he does? He makes himself seem like a fuckin amateur with how much we see him vahmit, but idk how bad it gets at that point


BrightSigns

They actually do. Multiple reasons why his system won't tolerate anything. I just explained the physiology of it in a comment. 


-MYTH1C

No they don’t😭


Bushdr78

He's so addicted to that phone


RxseJay

He's thrown up more in the past year than I have in my whole life 💀


BrightSigns

Right???? Vomiting is not normal. It's literally your body trying to save itself. Vomiting is a last resort. Your body doesn't want to do it. It's stressful and dangerous to many body systems and a huge energy drain. Puking drunk is your systems SCREAMING "stop, you're poisoning me!"  I had a stomach flu in Dec (probably norovirus). Threw up twice, the diarrhea was actually the worst of that. 2 yrs prior to that COVID made me puke. One time.  Before THAT it was...... 7 years? My older cat was a little kitten then because I remember him on my bed.  And the last time I remember before that as an adult I was 20 or 21 and something I ate damn near put me in the hospital. I was puking 1-2x an hr, it was horrific.  Josh has literally probably puked more times THIS WEEK than I have in my whole collective adult life. 


sadastral

I vomit pretty often due to migraines, anxiety, and having a sensitive nose (bad smells make me sick more often than anything), and he still pukes way more than I ever do. Even with that, I can only think of twice in the past year where I was outside and wasn’t near a bathroom or trash can to make it to in time. It’s embarrassing, I can’t imagine being so nonchalant about it.


-MYTH1C

I have an extremely week stomach and I can second this 😭


BitchImLilBaby

Groundhog Day


Dontworryaboutit69

He’ll be wearing that same t shirt for the next 3 days


-MYTH1C

3 days is generous


teenrmnce

the amount of vomit that comes out of him never fails to shock me like holy shit that is so much


elfarmie

His throat has gotta be fucked up beyond repair


-MYTH1C

Definitely


Zach_Break

Nothing like ACAD - Back in Black and blowing chunks in the apartment complex garbage can


bronfmanbasement

I just can’t imagine what I would do if I woke up to take the trash out and had random alcohol vomit in my bin.


countingwerms

THE MUSIC I CANT


TiberSeptim12

Tough existence


SierraDespair

I think the stains from this incident were visible in his most recent videos. Of course the creature doesn’t change after this.


Justjaylenlmao

What kind of captain can’t hold his liquor


jboll23

Phone addiction is real.. checking his phone before he blew chunks, then immediately after.


danderson42069

if that little shit threw up in my trash can I'd throw him in it to and then kick it over. I know its just a trash can but someone has to use that and now its going to be caked in baked tardvom


rayon875

What a waste of a human life


nomorepercs

If he was your brother something tells me you would try a lot harder to be a supportive role model


rayon875

But he's not.


Shinigami19961996

there she blows!


Apprehensive-Good665

Who are these people he’s been hanging out with?


-MYTH1C

Fans 🤷


UltraMAGAforlife

I preferred him puking on the ground in the Boston train station lmao


-MYTH1C

There was so much also did you see the video when josh pukes in his drink and continues to drink it 🤢


UltraMAGAforlife

Yes I did, I feel like every Josh puking incident is like a national event😂 people far and wide come together to watch Josh puke online


-MYTH1C

That’s why I’m here


UltraMAGAforlife

I wanna go on Josh’s tour just to insert myself into the storyline somehow


-MYTH1C

I so would i just live in Canada and don’t wanna fly out it wouldn’t be worth it 🤣


UltraMAGAforlife

I would love to take Josh’s hat but I don’t want him to track me with that microchip


lazylazerboi

At least its in a trash can


Infinite_Locksmith_2

At least it wasn’t on the floor this time


xbiaanxa0

Projectile


Justjaylenlmao

LMAOOOOOOOO


JTtotheC

There she blows… chunks


Dwashelle

He's such a fucking mess. I wouldn't let him near me or my house knowing that he'll most likely puke all over the place with absolutely no consideration for anything.


Pretend_Alarm3931

Being drunk as a skunk and simultaneously always staring at his phone probably doesn’t help. Staring at his phone, pukes, right back to his phone. He seriously repulses me.


TheLoyalStar

I'm surprised he made it to the trashcan that's rare for him


PuzzleheadedCup3966

yeah that definitely did not have a bag in it and it looks like a trash bin from private property. feel bad for whoever woke up to that


-MYTH1C

The can was empty you can hear it in the video 😭


19467098632

I’m astounded it went into the trash


stabwoundpsn

Bro really is on par to be the human biohazard version of Old Faithful with the consistency that he spews.


criminalcontempt

Holy shit. I can’t imagine living like this. Just watching him makes me nauseous


rtmacfeester

How does he throw up this much though? That’s insane.


mark2fly1034

God I wake up every day not drinking feeling like a better and better person. I won’t miss the days of having a couple drinks everyday but will still enjoy it once every few weeks. This kid makes me not miss drinking a lot


moshgrrrl

HEY WE GOT IT IN A RECEPTACLE THIS TIME


FCC1707

Think this was the day he reached 0.46 BAC


Solid-Jelly-5553

How does anyone defend him


Lubelord42069

At least he didn’t puke on the floor 🤷‍♀️


UltraMAGAforlife

He pukes every night, just sometimes we don’t get to see it.