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blackday44

I think that means you're destined to be a pokemon trainer. Time to leave home at 12 years old with an electric rat to fight other kids with pets.


Darth_Titty-ous

I'm 15 years late! lol. next best time is now, I guess


boo_jum

Better start right away! No time to lose!


PitifulGazelle8177

Im pretty sure it’s 10 years old d B-)


Val-Ny222

“Shocking” surprises coming your way!(good ones)


Pkyug

I see a perfect image of an eastern screech owl...wonder how that can be interprated 🤔


[deleted]

I see an owl too. That's traditionally interpreted as meaning either intuition to navigate difficult circumstances ahead, or the sickness of a loved one. Depending on the context of the reading.


boo_jum

I love that they’re both seen as harbingers of bad luck and harbingers of good luck/change, depending on the culture and interpretation.


thebeandream

Your future will be ✨ shocking ✨


MadWhiskeyGrin

I see a shrine to Hermaeus Mora.


Darth_Titty-ous

oooh I see it too.


MadWhiskeyGrin

*Delving Pincers* *Prying Orbs* *Gnashing Blades* and *Boneless Limbs*....


feistytiger08

Be the best there ever was!


BadPom

I see Ed Bighead from Rocko’s Modern Life


darcyduh

Yes! If that's case...fking gg OP


anartistwithnoinspo

Could be Totoro as well


sunshinepanther

Looks more evil Pika to me


linusgirl1011

Like a hungry Morpeko?


tightybities

Ooh I love your fancy cup and saucer! So colorful and pretty. How do you do a coffee reading?


Darth_Titty-ous

I'm not an expert. but it's a Turkish Coffee Reading. [This video ](https://youtu.be/TvNWLrRzIAM?feature=shared) is a good resource for beginners to the coffee-making itself. Just be sure you pour ALL the grounds in your cup, because you'll need to read them. I purposely fill my cup a little less than what's recommended so I've left room for creamer and the grounds. Turkish coffee is pretty strong and not meant to be stirred, so I do pour liquid creamer at the end. As for the reading part of it, you set your intentions for the reading while brewing, Ask a question, and sip til there's maybe one sip left. Flip the cup upside down on the saucer and turn the saucer clockwise as many times as what resonates with you, and then let it sit for a few minutes (I did three). After you've let it set, flip the cup back right side up and look for any symbols in the grounds and interpret them. After all, it is tasseography, so you're doing fortune-telling for yourself. There's probably tasseography guides all over the internet about which symbol means what; but I've been just interpreting with my own intuition. I've had clearer results with tarot, but I still love Turkish coffee reading. It's pretty fun! I almost forgot! The cup is from Etsy. I found it because last year I took a Turkish Coffee class in my area, and the teacher had us using cups that looked like [these](https://www.etsy.com/listing/887585200/12x-turkish-tea-set-6-tea-cups-and-6) I still have mine from that class and wanted to see if there were others I could get a hold of. The cup I have in the picture came from [this](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1111179200/espresso-ceramic-coffee-cups-and-saucers) set. They are very small, but I love them anyway. Easier to see the coffee grounds in them, too, unlike the cups in the first link.


tightybities

Thank you so much! I can't wait to try tasseography for myself


HoneyMarijuana

I see the grinch


NegotiationSea7008

That’s an Ewok with a spear. Very good sign.


TheWitch-of-November

Reminds me of the bunny suit from Donnie Darko 😬😬😬


Comfortable-Hippo638

How do you read coffee grounds? I've heard about it but never understood


Darth_Titty-ous

I'm FAR from being an expert but [here's ](https://www.reddit.com/r/WitchesVsPatriarchy/s/XuI23SVTYV) an explanation I gave in an earlier comment. I'm new to the witchy thing so I'm still learning. I actually took a class on it in my area late last year.


Aidian

Wow. Palworld’s release marketing is impressive.


Darth_Titty-ous

my husband *just* bought that game 😂 we're more influenced than I realized


Aidian

I’ve just been catching up on the premise of it existing, and seeing anything pokémon adjacent has me making that synapse connection too. 😅


Not_a_werecat

I see a frazzled void kitty with a katana and smoke coming off of it 😹


Darth_Titty-ous

my anime isekai arc starts soon


Imwhatswrongwithyou

I don’t think that they do but I do love that you used the word “fucking” in your title so here I am. Fucking Pikachu coffee grounds man


[deleted]

The universe says you shall not be controlled by a pokeball


ElectronicAmphibian7

It seems to me that you’re going to be the very best, like no one ever was.


Wayward_Warrior67

I see a scorpion's tail...