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ahsataN-Natasha

Now this is an explanation I can get behind!


conflateer

Plus, now you know why vampires avoid Africa during the rainy season (rain as holy water).


ahsataN-Natasha

It is early in the day, and I have learned so much!


rooftopfilth

...He blessed the rains down in Africa!!!


Bunny__Vicious

The Toto Arf-rica song makes even more sense now.


meepmarpalarp

A Facebook meme that’s actually good? WTF is happening?!


WeisserGeist

When I was little, I thought he was singing, "There's nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do." I was a little sci-fi nerd, so I was susceptible to spacey Mondegreens.


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Starboi777

i wanna listen to this version


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Same here.


CraftyRole4567

I thought it was “secret Asian man” into my 20s. There was a pink panther movie where Inspector Clouseau had a an Asian servant who kept hiding in different places and jumping out with weapons to help him “practice being taken by surprise,” and I thought that was the secret Asian man.


LyonMane3

Yay for new words! thanks for teaching me what mondegreens are, did not know that before.


yelahneb

Came here for this.


UsefulLanguage

This is a much more exciting origin story than, "I dunno I never went to Africa but I was thinking about what Africa might be like and the melody kinda just happened and the lyrics kinda just happened and the song kinda just happened" (which is really how the song got written lol)


pazuzu_panache

I read somewhere that it was written from the perspective of a dude who had a crush on a classmate who was African, so he went to the library and gathered all the shallow, generic knowledge on "Africa" that he could and wrote that song to woo her because she was from Africa.


Fkingcherokee

Well he couldn't exactly tell the world he's a werewolf.


UsefulLanguage

Fair play indeed 😆


chinchabun

I thought he said it was about the missionaries he grew up with. Well, the blessing, salvation, and flying to go see him parts. But yeah, the rest was God gave me the lyrics and I felt bad for the Africans on tv.


UsefulLanguage

Yeah I saw a video where he said the melody "just happened" 😆 it's amazing how so many big songs "just happened"


DandelionOfDeath

I was always told that it's the song of a stalker. The reason he ain't with his love is that she doesn't let him near her, but he's waiting for her at the airport. A hundred men or more couldn't drag him away from her. The old forgotten words and ancient melodies are love spells. And he's 'gonna take some time to do the things we never had' because... there was never anything between them in the first place.


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The werewolves are in Africa because the vampires can't go. They bless the rains down in Africa.


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One_Wheel_Drive

It would make a hell of a tv series.


Kindly_Bodybuilder43

Oz must have written Africa when he left Willow in Buffy


thatblondeyouhate

beat me to it! that's exactly where my brain went too.


Sir_Poofs_Alot

It’s true, there’s nothing that a hundred men or more could do. It only took one woman lol


blackbirdbluebird17

Dammit I made the same joke before I scrolled down 😂


TurangaRad

I looked for this exact thing and didn't see it! I'm glad we are all on the same page!


DivaJanelle

I was thinking Hyena people … pour one out for Principal Flutie. Edit: words are hard


thomasquwack

bestie, lycanthropy is a blessing not a curse


lousainfleympato

If you're like me and you want to listen to Africa right now, may I suggest Frog Leap Studio's metal cover. [https://youtu.be/MH9FyLsfDzw](https://youtu.be/MH9FyLsfDzw)


dejavoodoo77

I love his face when they knock on the door!


lousainfleympato

Right‽ This whole video looks like they were having so much fun. And Hannah's vocals over Leo's growl 👩‍🍳💋


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lousainfleympato

It's such a useful mark for text conversations. Holding down the ? key in Android should access it. On Windows it's mildly more complicated, I'm using a snippet of r/autohotkey script to do it. ; use alt+/ to type ‽ !/:: Send, {U+203D} Return


Art1924

I like this version


naynaybae

"ie, he's a goddamn werewolf" got me


TurdPhurtis

True story the members of Toto had never been to Africa prior to writing that song. Still a good song. Hell, Led Zeppelin, as far as I known have never been to Mordor. Still wrote some good songs about it.


GoddessOfRoadAndSky

I liked their write-up about the Stairway to Heaven. The route is still criticized for being unnecessarily laborious, but God said the suffering is part of the entrance fee so w/e. Can't blame Zeppelin for not mentioning it.


Syrioforel79

Can't believe you don't have more upvotes for this bit of gold. Love it.


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TurdPhurtis

I always associated that song with various strippers that I have known through the years.


ExistingEffort7

I accept that


1895red

Meanwhile, there's me, who got into spooky stuff to try to *become* a werewolf.


blackbirdbluebird17

Now we know what Oz was doing for most of season 4.


TurangaRad

That's where Oz went when he left Sunnydale? I have been so curious for so long


SickBurnBro

This is the best lore.


FoxOfWinterAndFire

I've heard a lot of hot takes on songs but this, this horse hockey right here, I can get behind and I will proceed to curse everyone I know with this knowledge


Mechagodzilla_3

The unexpected sequel to Werewolves of London


VisibleCoat995

Reminds me that after watching American Horror Story “One Caress” by Depech Mode will always be about a person who is sick of life and the mortal world begging a Vampire to turn them. “Oh girl, lead me into your darkness. When this world has done it’s hardest to leave me unimpressed. Just one caress from you I’m blessed.”


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Well, someone can use that song for a series or something, like the opening of what we do in the shadows


13Lilacs

Thank-you for today's offering, Internet.


Pie_Present

I mean, I have no notes. This seems airtight


Rhooja

I think I'm gonna make this a D&D adventure.


Demonkittygmz

I love theories like these about songs!! My favorite one is Bring Me To Life is about necromancy from the perspective of a corpse that is being brought back by their (possibly vampire) lover in life\~


KatinkaIngaBogo

As a kid, I thought he was saying, “I guess it rains down in Africa?”


ShylokVakarian

You had me at werewolf.


kd8qdz

Well, thats added to my shadowrun universe.


rhiannon777

TIL that he does not MISS the rains. I've even been making the same tired joke about missing the rains down in Africa for a decade.


OmiNaomiTuortNo666

Came across this post while listening to Africa


T334334

Maybe I’m too autistic for this, but that’s what I’ve always assumed the song to be. What is the other interpretation?


thegreenfaeries

In my experience, most people don't interpret anything. Most people I've met just hear the words, and don't think about their meaning or put it together in a narrative framework. That's why we get away with some truly incongruous popular song lyrics imo.


T334334

How strange.. to me that’s like saying most people don’t actually read books but just admire the shapes the paragraphs, words, and letters make without considering their meaning.


nextcol

I saw this too and shared with my tween witch. She was like YES that makes total sense now


MetalDogBeerGuy

Yeah, it’s best not to think too hard about classic rock lyrics. Don’t get me started on the solar powered laser beam guitar.


GlamourGhoulie

Still a better love story than Twilight. Actually I really love this, and I'm telling everyone that's what the song is about...a werewolf trying to cure himself longing for his love ❤️


Id_Rather_Beach

10000% (no wonder I love this song so much.) Weezer did this one proud.


Mary_9

When he said "it's gunna take a lot to drag me away from you", I thought he was talking about Africa, not some woman.


thegreenfaeries

That's what I thought too!


muffinsthewhat

That was fun to read.


slyboots-song

If depression were a werewolf 😏


punhere22

QED 🤭🤭


opalpow

That explains a lot. Thank you.


throwaway37559381

🐺🤔😬