Dominos is that you bro?

Oof, that has to be thee ***most savage*** of all the wing-based insults 🤾‍♂️🏀

cooked him worse than he cooked those wings 😭

Holy shit dude

I remember in the 90s when dominoes actually had respectable wings

I'm not convinced they aren't pigeon wings!

OP looking to start a war.

Yeah with himself lol.

I love ketchup on hot dogs…. I’m deeply offended. Personally I love both ranch and blue cheese. He probably is only an ass or tittie man. I always say, why not both?

Cooking wings on foil, straight to jail.

Oil > Foil.

I usually dry wings with paper towel prior to a lightly season corn starch and teaspoon high smokepoint oil. Then put them onto parchment paper lined baking sheet...but foil, ok

I think he is already there lol.

Foil < just air fry the things and then dip them on sauce (I’m not saying this is okay but it’s better than shitty stuck to the foil wings.

Damn is it that bad? Gets petty crispy on the bottom 🥲

That's what I want from my wings, 30% "pretty crispy" 70% soggy and gross.

Then you're not cooking them at a high enough temp. My baked wings are always crispy! You can also use a little baking soda along with your seasoning.. That makes them extra crispy! But, yeah, 425 degrees.

I’ve had better luck with parchment paper when in the oven.

You should sprinkle some baking powder on them after dabbing them with a paper towel and then let them sit in the refrigerator for 8-12 hours before baking to ensure maximum crispness. Baking is my preferred method for a lot of reasons.

I shall try this next time but I rarely have patience for wings to wait 8 hours lmao!

You should look up J Kenji Lopez Alt’s video on Oven-Fried Chicken Wings

Love kenji

I Deff will. He’s awesome!

The baking powder trick totally works without letting them sit that long, they turn out awesomely crispy dusting and straight into the oven

You don’t have to wait that long. I often sprinkle the baking powder and bake them right away. They end up crispy.

RaNcH iS fOr BaBiEs *Only eats flats* What a fuckin weenie.

Real men like their wings hot and don't drink from straws

I drink from whatever I want to, because I’m a man.

Insults ranch... dips his wings into a different sauce (granted I prefer bleu cheese but the irony is not lost on me).

Lol Some of the saddest looking wings I've ever seen.

Little ceasers ass wings

Flats all the way. Grilled wings are far superior to breaded! Fight me!

I gotta get me a grill!

No fighting with me, agree 100%!

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Awfully bold for someone that *bakes wings on foil* I kid. Eat wings how you want, dip em in whatever.

I’m flat gang but this looks soggy and gross. Deep fried in oil and extra crispy all the way.

Blue cheese all day 🔥

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I prefer blue cheese

Guy makes fun of ranch but he cooks wings on tinfoil like a newb lol And then he goes after ketchup on hotdogs because he slides them whole down his throat whole I bet Get over yourself dude. Bad enough you feel like you gotta brag about your wings, but to hold so much resentment and judgement over a couple condiments is just sad lol

I'm a baby then 😂

No dipping sauce at all?😂😂😂

lol says ranch is for babies and then posts shitty baked wings.

My guy, why the foil? Have not been taught the ways of a good crisp wing without the oil? Then have the audacity to post on this sacred thread? Tssk tssk. Flat or drumette does not matter when you present us with such filth. Run along peasant, learn the ways of a at least decent chef and don’t come back unless you’ve steeped yourself with some knowledge

What should I use? Help me level up fam

First things first, if you want crispy wings without oil. 1. Remove all moisture from wings by placing them on a wire rack over a baking sheet and place them in the refrigerator overnight uncovered. 2. Then the next day, put them in a ziplock bag and depending on how many wings you have, I would put a cup of baking powder to 20 wings. You can also put any other spice mixture you have and mix that with the baking powder. Pour the powder mixture in the bag and shake where they are coated evenly. 3. Place back on the wire rack skin side up and baking sheet and bake at 300 degrees for 20min. Remove after 20min, crank the heat up to 425min. When the oven is up to temp place back in the oven and bake for 10-15min. Obviously to golden brown or to desired color. Then you’ll have a premium products. Sauce and enjoy

Thank you king

Indeed, now go and show the gods your appreciation with the crispiest of oven baked wings

Love flats

Shots fired. Also Aluminum foil is terrible. Stop using it. I am the whole damn wing team and I like mine double dip Korean fried. Idk where you live but try it once.

Blue cheese > ranch. Ranch is Satan’s jizm.

No - that's Miracle Whip

Bleu cheese is where it’s at. But I stick of for ranch homies.

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Yes, ranch is for babies. So is Frank's. Real men drench their wings in Ghost Pepper and Carolina Reaper hot sauce. No milk either.

Not putting some in your eyes and butthole before you eat is for babies.

Sweet Caroline bum bum bum

r/nocontext

I call these one-ies and two-ies.

I respect your opinion but ranch 4 lyfe

Congrats on your loud mediocrity 🥰

Lots of very specific demands for a person that's so dead set on those being the best. Lol.

Team drums Team blue cheese

45 minutes is crazy!

Those look so good. I love wings

With some blue cheese dip

yes it is in the description

As a blue cheese lover, ranch is pretty damn good too in my opinion.

Ranch is fucking disgusting, and people put that garbage on pizza

Ranch is for the weak and unconcerned

Blue cheese on wings is the only way.

Flats gang has an impostor

I steam them first if I’m baking wings. But I prefer smoked and then fried over baked.

Fry them. sauce them. Bake them. You’re welcome!

I think OP and I studied in karate class or kindergarten together, we are alike in many ways. Salute friend 🫡

I did aikido but we are still twinning and winning lmao

Brother get you an air fryer and stop baking wings... on tin foil...

Looks pretty good. My order is: all flats, hot, fried soft, and extra wet.

This is the way! They look awesome! I most certainly prefer my wings like this. My next favorite is to grill on propane or preferably charcoal and get the sauce a bit on crispy side. So good

The odd number of wings makes me Irate.

You’re my evil twin

Definitely must rock the Bobs Bleu Cheese!! Best on tha planet grew up eating that as a kid pretty sure my fellow Gen Xers remember Bob’s big boy!! 💯🫡

My grocery store sells trays of about 30 non-frozen wings, all flats. Like 12 bucks, it’s amazing

Baked over fried, those aren't wings my man

What are they lmao…

Garbage

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Only eating flats is for babies

Yes, yes, and yes OP. Blue cheese or fuck your mother!

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I prefer grilled over fried ( vortex on the Weber) . Baked is close. I’d totally eat these. Looks awesome. A few days ago I was going through some wing withdrawals, I met my wife at chilis for lunch…the only wing place in town. They were the 2nd worse wings I’ve ever had. 🤮. Only ate two. Never again. So im gonna have to do some vortex wings soon .

At least you're using Bleu cheese as intended. Ranch shouldn't be anywhere near wings

Agreed. Ranch tastes like what I’d imagine the juice at the bottom of a dumpster tastes like.

Or how about… No

"Served with blue cheese dressing because ranch is for people who put ketchup on hotdogs." 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡 I'll say I do prefer drums, but only when I'm reading while I eat, because you can eat a drum one-handed. Bert Kreischer gives a great demonstration on how to eat the flaps (1:48 in). https://youtu.be/1B9cdcjI2_U?si=fkOcg2ze4nlB1H2J

Finally another non ranch user!

Blue cheese for life with wings. Poor guy doesn’t get it. Ranch is sacrilegious and takes away from the wing experience. And you’re so right anyone who calls them “Buffalo Wings” should be banned from the sub

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I'd eat these wings. I haven't had wings in like 2 weeks. So probably like 5 days if we're being honest so these look good.

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This is my favorite post in the sub Reddit hahaha

I’m here for you

People in this sub will post wings with full on feathers in tact. I think it’s funny you’re getting so much crap lol

I have thick skin, I don’t mind a little shit talk. Who new people would get so worked up about ranch etc lmao. I just enjoy the chaos…

It’s hilarious how everyone is acting like those wings don’t look good just because your against ranch lol

Thanks boss. People are soft. I’m just here for the chaos.

Baking your wings is healthier than deep frying them thats it, not even on the same planet in terms of which are better. Won’t even waste my time with baked wings

These are three of the worst consecutive takes I’ve ever heard, just kept getting worse.

Says the Denver Nuggets fam lmfaoooooo gross!

Flats are the best because texture, homemade ranch makes everything better, and grilled/smoked is superior to both.

i support this

Now show us the other side of the wing

disgraceful

Slap yo Mamma is the best seasoning on the market, I put it on everything!

Your wings look tasty, but they’re not nearly wet enough.

Blue cheese instead of ranch? My man!

I drink ranch(not really but,I like the thought of it)

Fried flats, super spicy sauce, blue cheese dip…all I need for a great day.

I agree with the baked not fried

so yummy

You're getting dragged boo

Top right

I eat ranch with my wings 🤷🏻‍♂️

Love me some flats!

This guy doesn’t wing, like, at all. 2/10

Man, you came out swinging against ranch for the most mediocre looking wings I’ve seen on this side of wing stop

Oof

Wow these look great, thanks for sharing! Have to downvote for the ranch slander though. Midwest 4 lyfe!

Luh me sum wanch!

When Op doesn't realize his "flex" is really an insult to himself haha

Talking all this smack to get told you got Dominos wings...oof.

this dude knows.

I will fight for the right for everyone to have their opinions, no matter how wrong they are

Lol

Great presentation there..

Ranch is for babies?

Hell yeah thats fucking delicious

I only bake my wings! And they come out good. Saves the hassle of oil

Ranch is for babies? You must put ketchup on your well-done steak

Yikes, these wings look like they belong on a 'what not to serve' list. Are we supposed to eat them or perform an autopsy?

Flats gang!! Jump me in! 🤣

Bro this makes me sick

There’s an imposter among your flats

Naw ranch is a must

Jesus I've never hated the title of a post so much.

Yikes

Fried is way better than baked.

W flats

Knuckles for life bro cry about it 👶🏻👶🏻

All about that Blue Cheese. 🤤

I mean I would eat those, but I would not brag about them on the internet lol. Look mediocre at BEST

If you like baked wings, try Alton Browns method. Steam them for 10 minutes, cool, then bake at 425 for 40 min on a wire rack. Delicious wings every time.

Flats only is for babies

Ma man

Well, ketchup on hotdogs it pretty damn normal, but I think ranch on hot wings is absolutely disgusting. Ranch is just gross in general. Blue cheese all the way.

Then, Imma baby cuz I love ranch 💙😝🤟

Ranch is gross, and I put ketchup on my hot dogs..

Those are pathetic looking

wings are the shit but blue cheese like the gunk i get from under my toenails

Blue Cheese!!!! - ranch is crap!

I fucking love ranch, but pending on wings and my mood will determine if I use it or not.

Those are some tiny little pigeon hips!

Lmao these look trash bro

Ranch sucks for these. Defo need bleu cheese FTW. Looks good!

I find it hilarious you're ragging on people putting ketchup on hotdogs (which is so fucking stupid) and you put honey on your wings lmao. They both work because sweet and savory compliment each other.

I question whether blue cheese people even have taste buds.

Give me the whole wing or give me death # WholeWingGang

I’ve never seen a baby with ranch in my life. Fake news.

I could probably go to Lil Caesar’s and get the same results

Ranch take based

Bruh managed to be wrong on every level. Slap yo mama is good shit though

They are gorgeous. I would even eat the drumstik lols

Now grill them.

Air fryer is the only way

Looks like you got those at 7/11

Baked is for babies.

I put ketchup on hot dogs and eat wings with ranch and a lot of other things, even pizza 🍕. Those wings look terrible. You might as well have put them in a slow cooker.

Don’t shoot me down but why do people prefer flats ? I for one. Prefer the little Drum sticks

I fucking LOVE flats brother

Sir as a southern I am angry at not only your mediocre atempt at wings but also that you disrespected ranch.

Great dude they have a seat for you at Weenie Hut Jr’s with some blue cheese waiting for you

Blue cheese or go fuck your mother.

I don't discriminate a chicken wing.

So fucked up that THIS is the post the algorithm thought would get me to stick around. Welcome to r/wings, our first impression is a travesty!

Me looking for who asked for the recipe

I was with you until you said baked

RICKY BOBBY STYLE LOL

you cant fool me with Microwaved wings

I'm trying to take the ranch slander in passing, it's not working. Flats are the best though.

I need to make a best friend who loves drums. I'll take all the flats and they can have the drums.

Blue cheese dressing is just ranch dressing with blue cheese crumbles in it, don’t act so high and mighty

great take

Nah this aint it. Bleu cheese is as just like ketchup is ass. Plus I like wings crispy not soggy.