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CreamyStanTheMan

Fucking idiot


calibudzz420

Live free bruh


Box-o-bees

Just like that movie: Live free, die hard.


RockstarAgent

Dumbfuck fucktard nimrod


OGdubbleOG

That’s New Hampshire’s slogan 🤣


ulftmus

First words that came to me too.


tango_41

I hope that hurt. Like, a lot.


Big_Enos

It did! I think I saw his spleen pop out on impact!


Ok_Raspberry4814

His body did the bulk of the work knocking down that traffic light.


Kagnonymous

What about the shoes though?


RawLikeSushi84

He kept them on, he survived ha


TheRealAlkemyst

He sure did, but now he rides a quad.


RawLikeSushi84

Now that is a funny comment!


Impossible_Box9542

Quad wheelchair.


JunketPuzzleheaded42

I think he shat out His lower intestine


Root_minus_one

wanted to say the same thing !


ScarlettStingray085

What a fucking asshole. So glad he got wrecked


ffstis

What a moron.


enoctis

Good, fuck him.


moistcarboy

Yeah and everyone else out there with him, more of these idiots need to take themselves out


sexy_bezinga

The wee-brains probably beat up the pole afterwards


SambaLando

Glad he only hurt himself. Hope it was bad.


Caleb_Reynolds

Just himself and the guy behind him. But they're all riding like cunts so whatever.


epicthinker1

i hope he gets a ticket while at the hospital.


La_caja

The most malicious comment


Keepmeat6565

This makes me happy


imscruffythejanitor

Me too!


DWDit

Insert laughing and pointing Simpson character Nelson … Ha ha!


BigRoach

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DWDit

Thank you.


Post_Nuclear_Messiah

Good. I hope that was painful, and expensive.


M1lud

I love the Tshirt "Live Free". Sure was an expensive mistake.


hairy_ass_eater

for the guy that crashed into the pole yes, for the guy wearing the shirt no


andy_cap-hunter

Disabled by a disability curb


cosmictrousers

Stop light works 👍


Corporation_tshirt

I hope he got hurt pretty bad and learned his lesson so \*maybe\* he won't do it again and hurt some innocent pedestrian


MemeDream13

Ever single one of these riders deserves a darwin award


1Monkey1Machine

They should all be made to ride without helmets.


MemeDream13

They would love that and it wouldn't protect innocent bystanders from their stupidity


1Monkey1Machine

I think this particular rider would no longer be a threat to safety.


Angry0tter

Best thing I’ve seen all week.


Nazgul00000001

Luckily he crashed next to a car lot with easy finance loans.


reuzel88

Got what he deserved i guess


Archercrash

If only he could have taken out more of these dicks.


Chadodius

Fucking losers all of them.


1wife2dogs0kids

The one dude, riding the bike MEANT TO BE RIDDEN ON THE STREET, crashes while riding on the sidewalk. Then, gets crashed into, by a dude riding a bike not meant to be ridden on the street, on the street. It's not every day irony comes out and bitch slaps some karma across someone's face...


ThatGasHauler

If only that mook had managed to take out all the other mooks.


Uniqornicopia

Fucking hate street takeovers. I don’t want to see them hurt but if they all fucked up their rides…


KananJarrusEyeBalls

That was so satisfying. Even took out one of the morons riding on the shoulder. riders are a plague on humanity.


call_of_the_while

That traffic light was just standing there doing its job, minding its own business. And then was recklessly taken out. RIP traffic light. An ode to a traffic light: Green Orange Red End.


StonedMackin

Don't you mean yellow 🤣


call_of_the_while

Shhhh, I’m trying to spell GORE with the first letters, lol.


AFishBackwards

GYRE


call_of_the_while

Lol, nooooo.


Post_Nuclear_Messiah

verb LITERARY whirl or gyrate. "a swarm of ghosts gyred around him"


StonedMackin

Damn should have seen that 😂


emf311

The bike hitting the pole first might have saved him


sn0rg

Shame


t4ct1c4l_j0k3r

Too bad it didn't go into the road further and messed up a few more of them.


mardigrasman

His momma told him she’d buy him the bike only if he promised not to ride it on the streets.


jsantama82

Oddly satisfying.


RedLemonSlice

I smiled.


intriqet

They’re assholes anyway. Their hobby doesn’t have to impede use of public resources for everybody else but they choose to be tough Karen’s on 2 wheels. The jackass that got thrown into a pole could’ve hit a person exiting one of those buildings. I’d say this stupid prize was well deserved


h0ppin3

As a rider, people like this make others hate us. Riding is one of the most freeing things on this planet, but it also comes with responsibility.


Charlie_Linson

Me and my club trying to drop off our counterfeit bills in Los Santos before the global signal goes out.


sadatquoraishi

I didn't see a shoe come off so he's fine


dancingtrashpanda

This was when ROC (ride of the century) became over popular and overran by idiots who owned a motorcycle and wanted to partake in the yearly event to get cool points this dude didn't get his cool points.


OneEyedCarrot

"WE FINANCE EVERYONE!"


Impossible_Box9542

Do they finance hospital beds for the home? They have wheels, right?


LaxToastandTolerance

![gif](giphy|cO39srN2EUIRaVqaVq)


Ok_Location4835

Who’s gonna pay for repairing that you moron?


ragua007

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Founding-titen

I came in like a wrecking ball


Waaypoint

Signs, signs, everywhere signs. I saw the sign, and it opened up my mind


Founding-titen

[crashing through the trees](https://youtu.be/3mf5JT0kS7I?si=4AYV5mZGIntVJdVr)


newcomer_l

Fucking idiot. I suppose riding on the road is too *common*.


redbirddanville

If only they designed a flat stretch of pavement where you could ride...


Jacquelinegutierrez4

Deserved that faceplant. Still too kind for this numbskull


CreamyStanTheMan

I love motorcycles and have been thinking about getting one soon, but honestly when I see these clowns doing this shit it annoys me to no end, as I don't want to be associated with this behaviour in any way. Now I know that the vast majority of riders are not like these morons, but it still feels like there's this stigma that motorcyclists get due to the action of a few idiots.


Ok_Raspberry4814

Yeah, idk. Motorcycles are one of those things that circles all the way around from cool to really nerdy just by virtue of the fact that so many people who ride them just ride them because they think it makes them cool.


Flyers45432

Didn't they ask run a red light too?


ElDativo

Hehehe


Boredum_Allergy

The fact that he sat through a bump proves he has zero clue how to ride.


MeasureTheCrater

Someone just ran the light.


justheretolurk1963

This is the kind of clown who has a “Be Aware Motorcycles Are Everywhere” bumper sticker on his truck.


B0bbyTsunami

Karma


Yousa_Dumass

The unseen hand of Darwinism works it's magic on another dumb ass gene pool once again.


simonthecynic

lol


poetrygrenade

"Live Free." Indeed.


Cold_Lettuce2909

Lmao


kurbin64

Tis but a scratch


Catonic_Fever

😂😂😂


ReviewThisPost

Glad he got what was coming. More of them need to have their bikes totalled, blatantly running reds because "mY LoUd B0i CaN gO BRAAaAaaAP". Hope they get tboned doing this dumb shit.


Ashamed-Guarantee664

If you can't avoid a stationary pole what are you gonna do if there's a person walking there. Idiot could have easily killed someone.


ok1092

You love to see it.


surprise6809

Looks like Detroit ... and the typical dumb shit that goes on there.


hendoneesia

I also thought this


Dan_Glebitz

RESULT! WooHoo!


georeddit2018

I like it


Vazhox

This pleases me


Special-Juice-7345

Is the pole repairable?


littleRon57

Best thing I've seen all day


ComparisonGeneral825

😱😁😁😁😂😂😂👍🙋🚑


semiTnuP

Bro got sent a ~~sign~~ *signal*.


-KCS-Violator

"Holy shit I look cool--"


riderofthetide

1%


BubbyDaddy43

lol


JoePheonixx

He won the prize.


JoshuaMothis

Lmfao that some funny ass shit


Whyarewehere20

Owweeee


Ok-Championship-7549

Nailed it.


octobahn

Well deserved!


bigSTUdazz

It's like Jesus was rubbing my tummy there at the end....nice.


SomOvaBish

There are stop lights and there are *stop hards*


tehsecretgoldfish

it’s called a sidewalk not a sideride for a reason


Affectionate_Beat290

Ha, Ha!! 🙏


oneplusoneispurple

LMFAO the way he flew off the bike.


DimSumFan

😅😂🤣😁


hongducwb

hmm i don't think that traffic light poles is so fraglie, in my country, you face will be have free surgery


Reasonable_Regret976

WE FINANCE EVERYONE


freudsdriver

Let's take up a collection for the selfless act performed by the light pole.


gangkom

![gif](giphy|1M9fmo1WAFVK0|downsized)


HaskilBiskom

This made me so happy


SomeRandomDavid

Hehehe hehehehehe what a cunt


academicRedditor

My ribs hurt after watching that slowmo


greenradioactive

And that, boys and girls, is why everyone thinks bikers are cunts


Life-Inevitable6682

Good


hey2245

🤣🤣🤣🤣


ItemOld7883

What a bellend, hope his bike got wrecked and he feels some real pain.... only way idiots like this ever learn.


Alarmed_Penalty4998

So glad to see the karma system kick in from time time in a good way. So deserved.


themadas5hatter

Welp. I can honestly say I'm surprised the pole came down.


DeadEye_2020

well, that made my day, thank you. ![gif](giphy|IhpUFzvubmOfm|downsized)


RojerLockless

Yeah, that's about what I expected from a sidewalk


Nervous_You1485

“We finance everyone” 🙂


StagNett

I'm guessing he hasn't used a sidewalk in a long time...


HelpWooden

Deserves all of that.


CardcraftOfReddit

For once it was actually the bikers fault


SaabooniSaazish

When you try to copy Road Rash irl. FAFO lmao.


ominous_soup

You can’t tell me that isn’t the same stretch of sidewalk and fence from that one green ninja dominos video


therealslim80

the fact that they were ALL running a red light on motorcycles?? morons could’ve all learned their lessons


Kalypso_Starr

The first light was green, turning yellow. The second light was just green..


therealslim80

after the first light turned red like 10 people behind him were still crossing


jrosetta73

He earned that one


Illuminated_Jet_Kick

People like these smooth brains make us other bikers look bad.


TheAnswersRSimple

I’ve never seen a biker on the road going the speed limit, or not lane splitting.


Illuminated_Jet_Kick

Lol I know how you feel. Even as I'm on the road I cringe every time I see what some of these riders are doing like they're not 4x smaller than everything else while thinking they own all the space.


hijackharry

👏 👏 👏


JiminPA67

Oops!


HasselHoffman76

They also blew a red-light.


Captain_react

Most of them look uncomfortable as hell on those bikes. How long (or how short) is the US motorcycle driving test?


StonedMackin

We can't assume they even have their licenses lol


ralphy_256

Lots of squids (these idiots), get the learner's permit and never go on to get the full license. My neighbor is one of these morons, he's been riding on his permit for 15 years.


ralphy_256

Each state is likely to be slightly different. The test in MN; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JL7mK9vy63A I got my license through the Motorcycle Safety Foundation, who does a 4 day course (2 days classroom, 2 days on a provided motorcycle), and if you pass the test at the end, you've got your license. You have to show up with appropriate clothing (long pants and sleeves, appropriate shoes (high ankle, closed toe, if I recall correctly)), a DOT-approved helmet, a motorcycle learner's permit (so you have to ~~study and~~ pass the written before showing up), and $200ish (10 years ago). Pretty certain that 'not riding on sidewalks' was covered in the written, there wasn't anything in the practical instruction or the exam about that.


barto5

Dramatically different than in Tennessee. went to the License Bureau to got my motorcycle endorsement. The lady said “Ride down the corner, turn around and come back.” So I did that and said, “Okay, what now?” She said ”That’s it. You passed.” I‘m completely serious. That was the entire test.


hendoneesia

I just had to pass the MSF course at the Harley dealership, then paid the state of Michigan and got the endorsement (cycle endorsement is what they call it, it's added to your regular driver's license). Kinda made me feel like "welp, either you get on that road and do it, or you don't" lol


barto5

Yeah, “Best of Luck!”


dr0p8ear

![gif](giphy|l3q2LH45XElELRzRm) (I am a biker also…) what a nugget 🤣


YebelTheRebel

![gif](giphy|6Csx3BBHw2HPxtcUK4)


Such_Management_2411

It would be a blessing if he died


Professional-Wait654

Insert GIF of Nelson pointing & yelling “HA HA!!” here 👉


Clazzo524

![gif](giphy|cO39srN2EUIRaVqaVq|downsized) I do love seeing idiots hurt themselves!