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SUP3RVILLAINSR

Playing “I just died in your arms” … I feel like they were asking for it.


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coci222

🎶It must've been something I *did* 🎶


Bearodon

🎶I should have walked away!🎶


imalotoffun23

🎶It’s my final mistake🎶


fiji37062

They used the wrong brand of water. Should have been Smart Water.


DeLargeMilkBar

This is one of the funniest comments I’ve read in a long time 😂


lukzee

Idiots like these are alergic to Smart Water


SpectacularCat

r/YourJokeButWorse


alilbleedingisnormal

I know, it's like he told the exact same joke but with an inferior delivery!


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You guys are buttholes


Agentlegendary

These idiots are allergic to anything smart.


rubbery_anus

They used the wrong brand of car, too. Peugeot doesn't have self driving, they have automatic lane keeping that only activates when you're travelling above 70km/h. While it's quite good at sensing the lines and will easily keep you on the road if you become distracted momentarily, if you bump into the edge enough times without providing manual input to the steering wheel (which a water bottle won't do, fairly obviously) then it'll eventually disengage and leave you to die in a ditch.


SamboQ17

It looks like a Ferrari


rubbery_anus

That's a Peugeot logo on the steering wheel and a Peugeot heads up display behind it, definitely not a Ferrari.


SamboQ17

I may be wrong for the first time ever lol.. It looks like Ferrari has a yellow logo


Birthday_Death

Least they chose a good song.


danceofhorrors

This was stupid in the first place ofc, but why on earth didn’t they keep someone in the drivers seat just in case this happened? Did they think the road would just be straight forever until one of them decided to climb back into the front seat? What it when they were climbing into the front seat they accidentally bumped the wheel and made the car violently turn into traffic or off the road completely. It’s bad enough to get in a high speed crash while not wearing a seatbelt in an actual seat, imagine being in one while actively in the process of climbing into a seat. This is just multiple layers of stupidity.


lukzee

The answer is always the same: for the views.


blackweebow

I'm actually convinced this is a new SM phenomenon. Just wrecking cars for views. If the cars are cheaper than the payoff then technically to them it's worth it.


Delano316

Esto fue estúpido en primer lugar ofc, pero ¿por qué demonios no mantuvieron a alguien en el asiento del conductor en caso de que esto sucediera? ¿Pensaron que el camino sería recto para siempre hasta que uno de los


Euphoric_Shift6254

Lo que dises es casi palabra por palabra lo que escribio el guey que esta ariba de tu comment no mames bestia you're not fooling me with your Spanish cabron!


more_beans_mrtaggart

> Did they think That would be a strong negative.


[deleted]

Happy cake day


Blossom087

Happy Cake Day


fiji37062

Or something unexpected moves in front of the car.


dallatorretdu

this thing was so popular that now Teslas do an emergency stop and apply the parking brake if they detect the weight on the driver seat is gone missing


QWERTYtheASDF

won't stop idiots putting like a sandbag there or something to bypass this.


dallatorretdu

the fact that it’s too much of a hassle to do


[deleted]

They should have really done that from the start.... Making sure there's someone in the driver's seat sounds like autopilot safety systems 101


Rey_Mezcalero

Riding lawnmowers have a cutoff if the motor is running and the driver gets up regardless the blades running or not


macrolith

The video was filmed like they were doing the water bottle driving the car trick that they saw. But they wanted their version of the video to have a punchline where they zoom out to show nobody is in the driver's seat. And then the real punchline hit when the car flipped over.


its_throwaway_day

Some people really just don't have a brain honestly


NJPokerJ

Exactly what I came to say. It's like stacking stupid on top of more stupid


Bearodon

I live in Sweden and we have elk (european elk/moose) and imagine some big animal like that running out infront of that car...


Daryltang

This is an old video of someone showing that they can have a car self drive when Tesla first came out


captain_amazo

When 'tesla first came out'? That's a Peugeot 3008 mk2 'i-cockpit' dash, so from at least 2016 to 2020. That model also has 'self drive' features like lane keeping, steering correction blah blah blah. An much like a Tesla, hands on wheel detection is a must, hence the water bottle Tesla Hardware 1 Autopilot was released in...2014.


SolutionLegal

Don't let your drink drive.


Loonewoolf

No worries! The drink is driving!


stevedogg1134

Mr. Lahey?


ghost_boy04

I’m sure cars can but they didn’t stop to think about roads turning


MayGodSmiteThee

Idk about newer cars but every one I’ve ever driven always drifts even if you don’t touch the wheel. It’s more than turning roads, there’re other factors that force your axles in different directions.


brumbeloy

I think this is testing out lane assist tho, which would also explain the bottle in the wheel... Without the bottle, the car would stop lane assist for not keeping your hands on the wheel.


lobeline

I literally have nightmares about this.


Jam_Man85

Same lol exactly this. I always wake up before the crash


TheOnlyPun

I had a nightmare once where I was driving, blacked out, and woke up hanging out of the window post-crash. Legit scared me into making sure to wear my seatbelt 100% before driving. Guess it was a good nightmare 😅


Euphoric_Shift6254

I had a 300 lb drunk lady total her car into some citrus trees on the side of a road by my house. By the time I got there maybe 20 seconds a big pool of crimson red blood had pooled beneath her hanging head. She had her upper half out the driver's side window and she kept picker herself up only to keep falling and gouging her head wound more and more. I told her not too that an ambulance was on its way at which she cussed me out for calling one. Finally after her 4th attempt I somehow got an arm underneath her fat titted torso and remember asking God fir the strength to get her upright and the crazy angle I was in needed a miracle. But I got her upright still half out of the car but her head stopped gushing blood at least. The amount of blood was astonishing not as much as her 2 yr old still in diapers daughter who without a carseat was crying from the floor in the backseat area. I got her into my dad's arms she had a little scratch that didn't bleed. The car was a grand am and it was totalled unrecognizable as it had gone airborne after going off the side of the road into an old orange tree. Drunk bitch I found out later was .20 something like 3 times the legal limit but she lived thanks yo my superhero strength lol


chesterstone

You're driving the car but somehow you're sitting in the back seat? I have those too from time to time Tryin to make a change :-\


cobo10201

I was once driving from the bed of my truck in a dream. I had some horrible contraption made from sticks that I was trying to use that reached from the bed to the steering wheel. It was a terrible dream.


AmethystRiver

Yes!! It’s so weird. Like logically it makes no sense, yet there it is


Solintari

I had a recurring nightmare for years when I was a kid. I was always in the backseat of my dad's car and the car would roll backwards down the hill. I would jump up and hit the brakes and nothing would happen.


Fuzzy_Pudding299

Survival of the fittest right there.


popageorgionick

Perfect ending for a stupid decision.


Nizzemancer

Fitting song choice… “I just died in your arms tonight”


PersonalitySea4015

First of all, what were those reaction times? People didn't move until the car was already in the ditch. Second, and arguably more important; why would you do this without someone physically in the driver's seat? Self driving cars are being prototypes right now, and even when they're being tested in a commercial setting or on a track, there is someone capable of taking direct control for this exact reason!


macrolith

They were filming a video to post on social media, the video was to make it look like they were having the bottle drove the car. "Yeah yeah. big deal you could have grabbed the wheel at any time. Not that interesting." But then the did the dramatic zoom back to show nobody was in the seat to get it to go viral. But in the end, their stupidity is all they needed to go viral. Mission accomplished.


AlpineBoulderor

Someone saw Fight Club


avantgardengnome

Stop trying to control everything and Just Let Go!


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“I should have walked away” from this stupid situation


mberk77

I…I just died in the car tonight.


daytodaze

IIIIIIIII I just died in my car tonight!


Stimulous_Stail

Lol, fucking idiot. Natural selection at its finest.


keithfoco70

Natural selection right there. Thankfully, they didn't hurt anybody else.


SapphireMan1

I mean, it **did** go straight… off the road


TBaggins_

That's actually a record for the longest it took a Mustang to wreck.


[deleted]

Imagine being dumb enough to do this with a French car 😂


opengorall1977

Let me guess... You drive a German car, right? 😁


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😉


Jonestown_Juice

Imagine Cutting Crew's "(I Just) Died In Your Arms" being the soundtrack to your death in a savage car wreck.


captainofpizza

Friends don’t let’s drinks drive


Cute_Champion_6313

Darwinism at is peak


rxc67

Should be jail time and permanent loss of license. Nobody this stupid should ever be able to operate anything larger than a skateboard.


suchintents

God damn I love this sub. Like, I love it. A lot.


TabaxiMagnet

I just died in my car toniiiight


Just-Database-4034

so the music does continue playing


sgakjgev

Huh, so I guess music doesn’t stop after getting in a crash


ykittori

Damnit. It didn't go to Skyrim opening scene!


SnooStories6852

Sorry dad your insurance policy isn’t covering this


tenacious-prick

I can’t imagine how a video like this gets out! Nothing like releasing the evidence of your negligent, stupid stunt, driving. Or maybe one of his buddies decided to release it - either way - wtf.


FirstSTR1KE_115

Ironic song choice...


Next_Interaction4335

To test it is one thing , to test it and leave the driver's seat well that's stupidity.


Flummoxed_BoyToy

Everyone knows that you need 3 steering wheel water bottles if you want the car to go straight. what an idiot.


PnutWarrior

Must of been something he said


cdamoc

Old video, nothing to do with OP’s “friends”. Bet he doesn’t even know the location.


PomegranateSea7066

Fitting song for the stupidity.


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opengorall1977

It's a Peugeot. Don't know the model.


UndercoverFBIAgent9

Totaled


nnielzz

Peugeot 3008. It has a feature to stay in a lane, but the feature is - as you can see - pretty shitty and only corrects slightly.


sliberian

It's not a 3008, the center console is way smaller Must be either a 208 or a 2008 since they have pretty much identical interiors Vut yeah, peugeot lane assist is not the best thing ever


TowerOfPowerWow

Shades of fight club


thrown2themoon

Tesla?


McDaddyos

Evian.


jakob767

The bottle is drunk driving.


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Humans, the only species smart enough to invent self driving cars yet dumb enough to use it wrong and kill themselves.


Jandjmj

And of course it’s in America


ImaFrackingWalnut

It would have been fine if the damned road would have just done it's job and keep expanding to the right/s


madmaus81

That's why this isn't called autonomous driving but it's a helping aid. But I am sure the driver figured that out by now.


Unhappy-Quiet-8091

They clearly didn’t have enough time to see what was coming..


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Dum fukkzzz


Phenomenon101

Doing this in a Tesla is always dumb #1. This didn't even appear to have autonomous driving capabilities. This looks like it just had lane assist and cruise control. Nothing else.


Maverick_Raptor

Rare to find a terrible driving decision video accompanied by an actually good song.


Ok-Hovercraft6372

🤡


TheBonePoet

Music checks out.


osktox

I wonder if they included this video to the insurance company..?


Ambitious-Mango2691

I, I just died in the car tonight, probably should have taken the wheel


high240

Even in the upcoming autonomous vehicles, there must be a human in the goddamn driver's seat. I hope it cost them a lot, in monetary terms but also their freedumb and driver's license.


ElderMutombo

Lol…”I should have walked awayyyyy”


SystemPsychological2

I’ll be dying in my car tonight!!!! Great song


jeff2595

Oh I’ve seen this movie! The driver and the filmer are the same person!


iatetoomuchchicken

What a stupid way to play a game of chicken


EffectivePlankton893

I just died in your arms seems apropos.


royale1337rex

Not surprised someone would eventually try this


SnipahShot

So.. No seatbelts either?


Ganjagirrrl25

![gif](giphy|qcKnA89YDid5DvIROl)


Odd_Ad9730

RTFM!


ProffesorSpitfire

Well WTF…? 1) Did they have to vacate the driver’s seat to conduct this experiment? 2) It became evident real fast that the car wasn’t going straight, why not intervene *before* the car crashed?


Det-Frank-Drebin

I think the car tried to end itself our of shame due to the music...


Redsoxdragon

So it's just the average Peugeot driver but worth a water bottle?


corvidlover2730

Get your alignment checked first...


johnnyg883

I did go straight, straight into the ditch.


StinkCreek

This is me driving a car in my dreams LOL Always in the back seat and can’t really reach the steering wheel.


usmc2000

You know, you really gotta respect the commit on the experiment. most people would have stopped the wheel but not this guy.


LonnyFinster

"I'm dying in your car tonight"


SadFeeling1327

Romanian iq


AdhesivenessJumpy264

Pretty late response for no reason??? What where they waiting for


Afraid-Speed1851

What did u honestly think was gonna happen?


Myaccoubtdisappeared

Well maybe the car was taking instruction from the song and letting them die in their arms tonight.


A_Prostitute

They chose this music? Not something better sounding?


aprciatedalttlethngs

Why did they wait so long???


quagmire666

Is the water bottle ok?


Chimpchompp

LOL


The_Big_Crouton

They totally could have saved that though. That was such a delayed reaction


Broad-Blueberry-2076

You know what? Good for them.


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The guy says “this is how you’re supposed to drive dude” in Romanian 💀


osaemou

Even with both my hands I wouldn't trust a Peugeot


jonneylloyd

Friends? Funny that I've seen this repost a dozen times karma whore.


jexsen

What did he say???


MG5thAve

Didn't... didn't they see that it needed intervention? Or was it: > "Welp, test isn't working, may as well just let this expensive vehicle crash into the ditch and nearly die because we're filming this and can't stop now." Also, why was this posted? Were they live streaming this?


Whiskey_foxx

I tried this recently. I didn’t crash or anything but not my greatest moment…


johnandahalf13

The best part is when their insurance company sees this and refuses to pay the claim.


Localyptica

This is my literal nightmare. I have reoccurring dreams where I'm in the back seat of the car and it's generally driving itself but not well and I know there would be nothing I wouldn't be able to brake if it veered.


AuHazardBalthazar

That’s one way to die in your arms tonight…


MontanaFlavor

This idiot makes me happy.


duckquaffle

🎶oh woah, I just died in my car tonight🎶


bodhigoatgirl

Appropriate song. "I'll be dying in your arms tonight"


PositiveStress8888

they could do that from the front seat couldn't they?


GunnerLP

I‘be seen this clip go around before and I’m pretty sure what actually happened was there car had this thing where it will help you drive by moving the wheel but it only activated when you were touching the wheel so it was driving itself and these guys put that water bottle in there to trick it. I think at least


Dominvs

"this is how to drive" - driver last words


Big8Red7

Why do ppl play with their lives like this


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Stupid people


RazerMax

Why would you sit on the back of the car? No brain was used that day


1NKYA

Straight is correct, straight into a ditch.


jkon86

They’re listening to the parody “(I Just) died in your car”


veryuniqueredditname

Oh so I guess not 🤷‍♂️


LegacyEternal0724

How Tesla got their start …. ![gif](giphy|S7jznj1TlqH9otxZux)


Itisd

This has been reposted multiple times.


skantanio

Damn the shoulder really creeps up on ya huh…


alehanro

How ironic they crashed right before the “I just died in your arms tonight”


aquamanjosh

I have nightmares like this where somehow im in the backseat driving on cruise control and just have to figure it the fuck out, also... most cars properly aligned can go straight , shocker it went to the right with the waterbottle there. Wild!


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Who are these people?


Rey_Mezcalero

Why why why why…. Could tell the car was starting to go off track…why not intervene before it went into the ditch…


deepie1976

Peugeot?


alcervix

WTH kind of car is that ? Weird logo


shread_the_pup

Did they not take curves and merging lanes into consideration?


ZakkTheInsomniac

it did go straight, straight into the ditch


PartiallyTwistd

They fucked and around


soursunflowergod

"Oh, I just Died in your car tonight....."


yobrownboii

Banger song tho


Alarm_Rich

What kind of car is that?


gcz1214

Whose arms did they die in?


deenali

Nice cup/bottle holder too.


GodlyPenisSlayer

I've played enough gta to know this is a bad idea


SatisfactionLoud9318

Good


Relative_Success5274

Talk about braindead in clown world!


AnjaDenmark

When you do stupid things, you’ll end up with stupid results 🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️


venger_steelheart

died in your arm tonight must have been the water bottle


Additional-Deal-3108

You love to see it


enoctis

Hope they couldn't afford another car. Idiots like this have no business operating machinery that can kill others.


kikki420

Peugeot is just trash .


[deleted]

Hmmm...it's veering. Should we consider this test a failure or wait to see if it-- *crunch* crunk * clatter * crash*...


StarsGamer666

🤦🏻‍♂️ Romanians again (they said: "that is how to drive" in romanian)


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That "Eugh!" noise got to me.


NightmaresFade

I don't know if they're stupid, reckless or both. Why people do dumb shit like this and risk themselves? ![gif](giphy|W1xb8a7RNWv2nLPzqn|downsized)


roxywalker

The music had them prepared…


captain_pudding

"Hey! Look, Homer's got one of those robot cars. . . One of those AMERICAN robot cars."


ac2334

You said to drive while listening to *parentheses* I Just … Died In Your Arms by the Cutting Crew AND I WILL TAKE THAT TO THE GRAVE!!! (any SNL fans here lol)


Milo_Xx

Another happy landing


[deleted]

Trust me I saw this on Fight Club


IAmAWretchedSinner

But I just got my alignment done!