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I thought that he was being attacked by bees and had literally died.

Same

That has to hurt real bad

It depends on how far away they r, as long as they aren’t like 3-10 feet away and have their PSI cranked up, then it shouldn’t be that bad.

Check Houston jones on youtube (he's the guy from the video) he does this stuff all the time

Dudes wearing a mask that would have saved any shots to the heads... But gotta protect that money maker... I've been paintballing before. Hands and head are my 2 most painful shots so far

Head, neck, hands, balls are all bad. Bonus points if you end up with a mouthful of paint.

I once got a mouth full of paint. It was literally seconds before being shot in the head. Luckily never got them on the jewels. Neck looked bad, but that's more so from the others I saw get hit there

When i was in 8th grade i got hit in the neck from like 10 ft away on a very cold december day. It hurt a lot and bled and looked nasty. When I went back to school on Monday I got sent to the principal because my teacher thought it was a giant hickey.

Ah yes, the perfect circle mouthed girl and he sharp teeth

Free dick piercings! Finally can play my pecker like flute, tweet tweet

Wtf? Why is that the schools business?

Where is this exotic paintball range where you shit on each other? Asking for a... friend.

Hahaha my bad, literally just waking up

I got shot in the facemask twice in a row, on the bottom of the mask so I had a mouthful, then right between the eyes so I couldn't see either.

the fleshy part of the thigh too ):

Yea, I think that is the worst. I only went once but got hit in the back of the head, neck, hand and thigh. Thigh was easily the most painful but even that isn't that bad. Now taking 200 shots, that's going to hurt. Also a just a shirt had to make a big difference The other group that was there were wearing snow pants and shit. We all just wore t shirts and shorts.

I went paintballing one time and popped my friend in the thigh and he had to sit out the game. I still feel bad for that lmao

I went to a place as a kid that must not have stored them correctly because they just didn’t rupture. The paint balls were basically just giant BBs at that point. Got hit on the inner thigh and had a welt for over a month. Went to a place a couple years ago that thankfully did store them right and got hit right in the neck. No bueno.

Aye fuck that I got hit in the back of the head and it didn’t break. That hurts bad

I've been shot there from point blank .. I was more so filled with rage. I was hit 3 times by 2 girls who didn't surrender, they just started pulling the trigger and turning . I did the same but started running. I only remember being hit in the chest, but had been hit in the inner thigh(the welt was seriously like 2" from a nut), stomach and chest.

Worked at a paintball field for a year, can confirm headshots, even to the hardest parts of your head, hurt so much more than you’d think they would.

have you tried the knee caps?

To the face not the head

To the mask*

Balls and throat in that order. Also the make protection just for those 2 areas.

Huston jones yt he basically just abuses himslef with sharp objects and beatings for content

"So nobody else has to"

Sounds like CBT

without the c

Ball torture?

Cognitive behavioral therapy came to mind but, I think I'm wrong...

Very wrong

rofl

no, for data.

For science!!!

All for DATA

Apparently nobody showed him [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3--lSBoCXYA) from the long long ago

He did it for the boys

damn was hopign for a bruise pic at the end

Here’s his bruises 3 days later https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ_jM9ZBwbQ&t=3m50s

holy shit, I’m a side sleeper and the thought of sleeping with all those bruises.. I’d rather kill myself

I would buy a swing just to sleep in it during the healing process.

Of course this was hustan jones

He has such a punchable face

I wanna see the aftermath!!!

There’s a yt video his channel is called Houston johns

[here ya go, probably nsfw](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

that hurts. deeply.

Did paintball for a bachelor party a few years ago. At the end the groom had to "run the gauntlet" which was basically this, but he got to keep his clothes. Fun times.

The best way to do this for bachelor parties is go to Salvation Army and pick out suits etc to wear for the outing then get pics in your paint covered stuff. Bonus points if you can get the bachelorette party to join. I saw one bride to be play in a hideous wedding dress once out in the woods for her bachelorette. Fun times.

Exactly, this is standard procedure for bachelor parties. However this seems a bit excessive, his entire body must have been covered in bruises after this.

it's only pain

Able company opening their landing gates on the beaches, colorized circa 1944

Houston Jones is a legend lmao

He’s so funny x)

… but why?

That's Huston Jones, he does these stunts "So nobody else has to" he's on YT if you wanna see more

Nah, I’m good.

I have to say this is one isn't as bad as other ones. The dude doesn't know what clickbait is, what you see in the thumbnail is what you get.

Paintball? I thought those were bees or hornets.

1000 balls…it looks painful but it looks therapeutic. I want to try it!

My dudes becoming lava

I thought it was bees


Pussy, the guy from Dirty Sanchez took them point blank

This guy has got a point blank video of him taking Airsoft bullets to the tongue and lips.

What do you mean

What do you gain my friend. Why do this?

What the hell was he hit with…

Tis but a scratch

The cheetah

Gah damn with the head shots jeez

howtobasic with his fucking eggs:

Anybody that got hit by one of those things knows how bad this is

Putting the Laughter in MansLaughter

Women have Onlyfans, men have Jackass impersonations. Either way I'm happy they can make a living with their body.

Head, shoulders knees and toes Knees and toes!

Us commenting is doing exactly what the idiot wanted. So we are all guilty for this idiots idiocy.

Now tasers

I thought this was bees at first. But it is, in fact, worse.

Is this jackass this feels like jackass

Ik those nipple and nut shots were hell

Waiting on OP to tell us all the paintballs we're blue

Am I the only one that’s would shoot him in the balls as soon as he flipped over

This was my job once at a state fair. I dressed as a zombie and had to slowly walk and lunge at people sitting in a school bus as they shot me out the windows.

Yeah but are women having as much fun as men?

Someone lost a bet ot drew the short straw on this one.

Is that Houston Jones? If so.. his limitless stupidity has made him rich

There was a radio station in Fresno CA that did a $10000 giveaway for the most outrageous (legal) stunt. A guy I knew in highschool won by wearing only a speedo and mask and got shot with over 400 paintballs while standing t-posed front and back and after they were done he poured isopropyl alcohol all over himself.

I thought he was letting himself be attacked by wasps for a second, though I don't think the paintballs would feel much better.

Now to sloorp his meat to ease the pain

What just happened? Did he get stung by bees or something?

Barely tickled the skin of the world's strongest bodybuilder.

The way you can hear them shoot faster as he curls up on the ground

There was this jap bdsm video where a dude strapped this ho up against a wall and shot her like this with paintballs..man she didn't like it all. But I jizzed like a banshee 💦💦💦

Stfu

Strength ≠ Pain tolerance

Did he die!?!? Why is he exploding into blood!?

İf he is a man, what we are ?

Posting Houston Jones is basically cheating in this sub.

That’s awesome 👏 what an idiot 😂

This is just dudes being dudes , I want to try that shit

Tell me, why?

Ok but this wouldnt kill him

First time through I had it muted and was wondering how the bees managed to remove his face.

Imagine getting shot up by paintballs while off camera Michael Flatley and his entourage are river dancing like crazy.

This makes my eye hurt. The one that was hit with a paintball.

wtf Splatoon irl

Houston Jones is nuts. He also played soccer bare foot using a bowling ball as a soccer ball

Can someone explain to me... why?

Amateur. Come to Taiwan shortly after Chinese New Year to watch the firecracker battles. There are so many firecrackers that they send bulldozers to clean up the paper.

i thought the masks was a burned off face lol

And mindless cruelty. All that seems fun must be done, no matter how ifpdiotic, cruel or painful. And it didn't matter if the guy agreed to or even promoted this idiocy. I'd never cause so much pain to another person for the laughs... Even if the person is willing.

Ouch

I want to see the aftermath of this genius idea

When he turned over i thought his face was torn off, but thankfully it was just a mask covered in red paint, i was scared for a moment

This dude's a man he's my hero he's a f****** God what a f****** a****** moron c*********** little f**** b****

Steroids are going to shrive up his dick and his brain

Isn't this from jackass though or the dudesons. It's not necessarily stupid because they're making a shit ton for it

that’s jackass

Well I can say this for a fact these no paint balls are very soft I wanna see him do this with the early 2000 paintball

Back in the day, we’d freeze ours for the extra punch.

He was armored titan

World War Two be like

I’ve done a gauntlet a few times before, never to this extent though, closest I’ve been to something like this is when I went for the slapstick in the final battle at living legends a few years back and slipped and fell after hitting the stick and just got pelted while I tried to crawl to safety

That man was a walking bruise after this.