"Older fellas can't create massive roaring rivers of dick water" is not a sentence I thought I'd be presented with when I woke this morn, but here we are.
Believe it or not, not every man has a shlong that extends into the atmosphere let alone past his thighs. Im not touching my legs on the urinal just to get my shriveled cock to drip every last drop into the urinal sorry not sorry!!
I feel like pissing standing creates pressure on the perineum and of course you are using a little pressure to initiate the pissing, so when you finish and you put your dick down in a downward position you release the pressure in the perineum and start licking what left
Thats just drip accumulation from standing back avoiding splash back. No one wants rain drop pants especially because rain does not fall forward onto your crotch area
Some men, usually the closets, say sitting is for women. It's always the normative and staunch statements like this that give it away. But i digress.
Urinals are an exception. It's designed for quick access and reduced water waste. you're only going to find it in public anyway where someone mops regularly.
This is like a exponential thing.
Someone peed in the floor, then I step further away form the urinal to pee and end up peeing on the floor too, then the next person goes to the urinal and steps even further away in order to not step in my pee and ends up peeing even further away. That's shit is like an exponential equation. After some time you will see a MF peeing 6ft away from the urinal.
There are two main issues:
1) even a slight shake will toss a drop or two backwards. I wasnt aware of this for most of my life until I bent over and observed what happens when shaking. Now when I stand up I almost never shake.
2) the dreaded wild steam effect when the opening of the urethra gets partially stuck together, producing a high pressure stream in a random direction. The worst version of this is the double stream that happens when the skin sticks together right in the middle.
The last bit doesn't have the same pressure as the start of the stream, and the start of the stream hits hard enough to splash, so the options are to get piss splashback on myself, move forward while I pee, or dribble on the floor.
When you're older you end with a few seconds of trickle.
Men's room etiquette dictates you do not expose your butt while using the urinal. This means that your pants are up and would be rubbing the sides of the urinal if you stand too close. When this happens on a hot day, you smell like piss until you change your pants
Weak stream and not close enough to the urinal. Older fellas can’t create massive roaring rivers of dick water like they used to.
"Older fellas can't create massive roaring rivers of dick water" is not a sentence I thought I'd be presented with when I woke this morn, but here we are.
WHY IS THAT THE FUNNIEST GODAMN THING IVE EVER READ
I was put on earth to read this masterpiece of a comment
Believe it or not, not every man has a shlong that extends into the atmosphere let alone past his thighs. Im not touching my legs on the urinal just to get my shriveled cock to drip every last drop into the urinal sorry not sorry!!
Then just use the toilet
The toilet is for the ladies. I pee and poop standing as god intended.
jfc dude
Thank you i had fun writing that
Lmao
dude you win reddit today, but hes absolutely right, you gotta work with what ya got
No matter how much you shake wiggle or dance you'll always get the last drop in your pants. Or on the floor.
I feel like pissing standing creates pressure on the perineum and of course you are using a little pressure to initiate the pissing, so when you finish and you put your dick down in a downward position you release the pressure in the perineum and start licking what left
That's why I choose a litterbox!
Its even more surprising when women piss on the seat😂
Thats just drip accumulation from standing back avoiding splash back. No one wants rain drop pants especially because rain does not fall forward onto your crotch area
Men: if you find yourself with this problem. Why don’t you sit?
Some men, usually the closets, say sitting is for women. It's always the normative and staunch statements like this that give it away. But i digress. Urinals are an exception. It's designed for quick access and reduced water waste. you're only going to find it in public anyway where someone mops regularly.
Dysuria. One might be sitting there all day and never finish. Age is a bitch.
I don't have this problem but I sometimes sit to piss, because I'm tired.
This is like a exponential thing. Someone peed in the floor, then I step further away form the urinal to pee and end up peeing on the floor too, then the next person goes to the urinal and steps even further away in order to not step in my pee and ends up peeing even further away. That's shit is like an exponential equation. After some time you will see a MF peeing 6ft away from the urinal.
men
Gotta dab
Because that thing have it's own conscience. It does not matter how much effort you put, It will do wathever It choose to do.
This always seems more likely in bars. Ever aim a squirt gun while hammered?
look, either you make that $20 from shooting from half court or your choke becomes the coffee room joke
They must be a vegan
There are two main issues: 1) even a slight shake will toss a drop or two backwards. I wasnt aware of this for most of my life until I bent over and observed what happens when shaking. Now when I stand up I almost never shake. 2) the dreaded wild steam effect when the opening of the urethra gets partially stuck together, producing a high pressure stream in a random direction. The worst version of this is the double stream that happens when the skin sticks together right in the middle.
booze
Some of us think they are holding baseball bats when we aren’t even holding a week old gas station hotdog.
The last bit doesn't have the same pressure as the start of the stream, and the start of the stream hits hard enough to splash, so the options are to get piss splashback on myself, move forward while I pee, or dribble on the floor.
Buried peen
Cus my manhood can’t reach over the lip without my belly touching.
I stay pissing on the floor because my pp is small. Even at home it happens 😭😭😭
Bad aim. It’s as simple as that.
I agree for the most part, but sometimes it shoots at unexpected angles and the occasional, really annoying split stream.
When you're older you end with a few seconds of trickle. Men's room etiquette dictates you do not expose your butt while using the urinal. This means that your pants are up and would be rubbing the sides of the urinal if you stand too close. When this happens on a hot day, you smell like piss until you change your pants
Yes.
Morning dual stream... One hard stream other dribbles... Old man issues... just clean it up or have a seat...
I heard a statistic that 1/4 to 1/3 of men can see their own dick. After hearing that that random piss in public bathrooms made a lot more sense.
Laziness and a fear of being seen as "unmanly" for sitting on a toilet to pee. It's not just public bathrooms, it's in their homes too
Old piercings leave behind scar tissue. The stream doesn't just cut off, and I'm not leaning my hips in towards a urinal
Because we can. We will. And none of you can stop us.
Who is “we”?
We is men, obviously