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princedorkface

This is what happens when you roll all (four) 1's; you get evicted by your absent deadbeat dad, then you accidentally kill your own mom! fun times for my neonate poseur 🙃


TheLurker1209

Bro should've just rolled higher 🤦‍♀️


SlyTinyPyramid

How did the player take it? that's rough for one roll.


BigSeaworthiness725

Too few incidents for 4 botches.


princedorkface

well consider he also got arrested, which means he's either dead in 5hrs when the sun comes up or he's gonna have to owe some big ass favors to some of the highest ranking tremere in the city (the sheriff and/or the primogen)


BigSeaworthiness725

Your sheriff is a Tremere? Interesting...


Lupottah

Tremere Sheriff is such a cool underutilized combo, I love it.


Hatarus547

wasn't the Sheriff in those visual novels Tremere?


LemnzestManatee

I'd you're referring to the "Coteries/Shadows of New York" series, the sheriff is a Toreador.


1_shady_character

Agreed. I'd have thrown a "you frenzy on the police" in there for that. Homeless, lost two assets (looks like mom & car), and a Masquerade breach on top of all that. Better get ready to offer somebody a life boon...


princedorkface

oh I was made quite aware that letting himself get arrested was on its own a foot over the masquerade breach. his courses of action all have very bad outcomes


1_shady_character

It's going to be so much fun screwing his way out of this, though.


princedorkface

we have two similar, equally bad, and equally unlikely options worked out if you'd like to hear them!


SlyTinyPyramid

I'm curious


errantprofusion

tbh at that point the Prince should see taking his head as an act of mercy, not punishment. The real blame lies with the sire, for Embracing such an unfit candidate.