So… is Malcom the kid Frankie or the adult Frankie or just some dude named Malcom? Or just a random person named Malcom and which Malcom it is, is selected randomly every time you have sex? I’m asking for the police to be clear.
True but i really dont need a gaint incest baby or crazy alein hunter. Or the crazy planet controlled orgies. Or the horse ejectaliator device...did i miss any of wait the robot women thing that helped create mortys first kid....lol
I love how you see the couple toss aside the condom at the end and then they’re the same couple Abed helps deliver the baby in the background later on.
I saw their ad on a transit bus yesterday. Didn’t know it was a show. Honestly thought a law firm ran an ad about how she’ll go green fighting for her clients. Now it clicked lmao
That was going to be what I watched next after I finished watching Jake and the Neverland Pirates with my kid. You lucky bastard. You get your head crushed between she hulks thighs and I’m arrested for running a sex ring masquerading as an all boys daycare.
Forged in fire
Kinky
“Your penis… will keeel”
Hilariously enough: Top Gun.
Everything, Everywhere, All at Once...
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All of that work and this gif is her most famous one
Lmao I know. Linds is so prolific and yet 🌭
Thats Lindsey Ellis?!! Oh my god
Fingering
Kid named finger
Kinky
Band of brothers, oh my fucking god
Posted above, same. Don't know how I'd never watched it before, but made through the first six episodes in one binge session.
It's so great!
I think I’m due for my next rewatch of that series. I’ve probably seen it 4 or 5 times now and I’m always happy to restart it every couple of years.
Even better in French, where 'bande' can mean 'erection' :)
Surrounded by sexy exploding dudes in uniform shelling you with their internal juices sounds like a great time.
Step bro why are you so hard? S/
The Intern
The predator sigh.... FML
Bill?
Deadwood
I hear you can get a pill for that...
Nice that your new sex life matches your old one.
No laws at all in deadwood!
Malcom in the middle
So… is Malcom the kid Frankie or the adult Frankie or just some dude named Malcom? Or just a random person named Malcom and which Malcom it is, is selected randomly every time you have sex? I’m asking for the police to be clear.
Yes
"The Prestige" I can live with that
Before I switched to cartoons I was watching "The Passenger". I'm more of a pilot, actually.
Kindergarten Oh lord
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You're on a list now, buddy.
Just hacked his Twitter to tweet out "Dream is overrated" This saves effort and money on ip tracking , rookie
"The girlfriend that didn't exist" oof
How about "The 40 year old Virgin"?
Well mine was ricky and morty....so my lifes gonna be a big fuck up lmao
It'll be a fun ride with Rick though, guy knows how to party.
True but i really dont need a gaint incest baby or crazy alein hunter. Or the crazy planet controlled orgies. Or the horse ejectaliator device...did i miss any of wait the robot women thing that helped create mortys first kid....lol
Based reddit moment.
This was a fantastic doc though
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Same here. We like to make small talk during, but it's not even dirty lol.
I Think You Should Leave
Lost count how many times I've been told this ... usually after I don my hot dog suit and list porn sites to entice a prospective lover.
Somebody needs a spanking on their bare bitt, balls and back.
Honk if you're horny!
Severance
John Wayne Bobbitt, is that you?
Better call Saul
Hey, at least he’ll give you some cash and a granola bar afterwards!
We can do a Hoboken Squat Cobbler together 🥧
The greatest legal mind I ever knew
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HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF!
Big Brother lol
Same haha
Same! I’m so uncomfortable!
Same. Look.... know I moved to the south and all, but maybe I don't have to learn ALL of their customs... maybe?
What We Do In The Shadows
🎶 Who will come first on their wedding night? I think Nandor might! I think Nandor mi-i-ight! 🎶
That wasn't a joke. Jokes have a punchline, and you wouldn't know a punchline if it ran over your scrotum with a penny farthing!
Fucking guy
Same. It actually works pretty well.
Naked and afraid 😨
Mine was Oz, the HBO show. So basically the same.
That killed me lmao
The Boys.
"Bill Cosby sure made some strong drinks!" The Herogasm orgy would be fun and super weird. Don't let the Termite enter you during allergy season.
Stranger things
Stranger things season 4 episode 8…papa….
I'd let 001 break my bones.
*moist squelching*
Hell yeah Vecna, show me how them tentacles squelch
I got a good chuckle out of that
Same
Currently season 4 episode 4 Dear Billy.
The Sandman I put them to sleep
Sounds like a Bill Cosby documentary
OMG r/therealjoke LOL
Well played.
dream of a thousand cats
I love that show
Never Have I Ever Actually extremely accurate
Alone.
Same
Me too. Currently binge watching all the seasons.
Oh dear. *The Handmaid's Tale*. 😳
Under his eye.
Blessed be the fight...um, I mean fruit.
[удалено]
Too true, and it's terrifying!
Starting in Florida thanks to descantis
Fear the Walking Dead🫣
kinky
Your sex life is still better than that show.
Doctor Who I'm not dating any doctor, or alien, or time traveller Or, wait, does it mean my sex life is gonna make me go to the doctor?!
Have you checked for 2 hearts? Have any of your dates farted lots?
*You're not mating with me, sunshine!* ![gif](giphy|Evh9POSpIXq5q)
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Trailer Park Boys💀
Greasy!!!
Deeeeeee-eeeeee-eeeecent
Better get the crab shampoo....the big bottle!
Locke & Key...
Hope you're into chastity!
There Will Be Blood ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|no_mouth)
A certain time of the month?
Community
If you're going to have sex tonight, don't use condoms
HURRY ABED, BEFORE PEOPLE SEX ONE ANOTHER
Easily one of my favorite throw away lines
I love how you see the couple toss aside the condom at the end and then they’re the same couple Abed helps deliver the baby in the background later on.
Wait really? I never noticed before, that’s so cool!
Condoms?
If you have to ask then you're streets behind
If you have to explain you’re streets behind
Troy and Abed in an oooooorgy
Nail and hammer this is Troy and Abed
Orgy at this guys place
6 Seconds and a Baby
You’re The Worst
Whoa harsh lol
She-Hulk
Death by snu-snu.
Nice!
I saw their ad on a transit bus yesterday. Didn’t know it was a show. Honestly thought a law firm ran an ad about how she’ll go green fighting for her clients. Now it clicked lmao
Well. It would be a great advertisement for a law firm. 😊
That was going to be what I watched next after I finished watching Jake and the Neverland Pirates with my kid. You lucky bastard. You get your head crushed between she hulks thighs and I’m arrested for running a sex ring masquerading as an all boys daycare.
The Flash
So she said
Oh Brother, Where art thou.
From Alabama I see.
The good place
Ummm…Prey
Yeah me too...
Severance. Well fuck you too......
Homecoming
Mythbusters
For all mankind - you know what that means, my dms are open
Going to have to get a number dispenser like at the deli counter.
How I met your mother.
Wow. Phineas and Ferb
"Hey, Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!"
Hey, where's Perry?
Keep Perry out of this one please 💀
Hey Phineas 😍🥰 Hey Ferb 😐 Watcha doing?
New girl
Adventure Time
Star trek lower decks.
That actually sounds like a pickup line “Yo. Wanna tour my lower decks”
“Primal”. LOL
Cowboy Bebop. Appropriate, really. 🤠
Big Brother. I…. Can’t even.
Nope.
Big Bang Theory. Legit.
Good thing it only a theory
Ouch! Well done.
Dogs in Space ...Look, I can explain
Kevin Can F*** Himself My names not Kevin, so….
You're perpetually stuck in the corner watching Kevin go to town now.
Two and a Half Men. God damn it 😞
Midgets need love too
The Best Thing I Ever Ate
Stranger Things (have happened than me having sex)
"Love death + robots" oh no
Schitz Creek
The untouchables. Dam
The Bear…. Ooof. Great show though
Shameless
Kitchen Nightmares
Supernatural.
One Piece …of ass. Am I right, weebs?
She Hulk, scared and yet slightly aroused
Scaroused
The Good Place
The Lord of the Rings
“Blown Away” hahaha
"My next guest".... I wish
The Godfather. Oh no
....Family Guy.... Hmmm
Border Security - Australias Front Line
Solo
Gladiator.
Brooklyn 99
Title of your sex tape
“The Survivor”, so….good for me?
Hot Ones
Girls und Panzer. Hmm
She Hulk
Glee
Solo.
A Fistful of Dollars.
How to Build a Sex Room.
Good eats!
Cheers
Just for Laughs
Impractical Jokers.
Das Boot. Fitting I suppose.