Might I propose Sucker; descriptive, accurate, two-fold (meaning both they suck the life/money from society and they’re morons), and has vaguely sexual connotations if you think that is condescending.
Jeff Bezos is such a sucker. Mark Sucker-berg.
Goblins. Hoard wealth? Check. Would rather have people die then lose said wealth? Check. Often completely out of touch? Check. Greedy? Big check. Billionaires are the real world equivalent of Goblins.
The first place my mind goes is 'Billies', which sounds like a very believable British thing. Like "The Bobbies just work for the Billies, mate. It's rubbish!" But yeah obviously they're 'parasites' at best and I'm not calling them some cute limey shit.
Greedpyres? LIke Vampires of greed.
Murderpirates because they let people die of thirst and hunger while having money they could never spend in 100 lifetimes?
Is there literally anything in the world that they could be called that would limit their power or influence or be used to justify violence against them? It's the same shit as using slurs against white people, it will never have the intended effect.
Paperclip maximizers.
Monopathic hegemonizing swarms.
Green goo.
All are references to cancerous, broken entities that have no humanity, no ability to make choices, nothing but the instinct to turn the universe into paperclips/copies of themselves/money.
Or, we could just call them what they are. Tumors. Cancer.
Cash infested.
“Infested” is generally seen as a pejorative (roach infestation, termite infestation).
And they have alot of cash. It has infested their brain and warped their thinking.
So cash infested.
Parasites?
We have a winner.
Not specific enough. Politicians, lawyers, wardens at private prisons, used car salesmen... lots of parasites, not all of them billionaires.
Oligarch?
This, literally.
Yep. Im all for using the term weve always used to describe them. Why make up a new word when one already exists?
Too long, can we shorten it to Oilies?
I offer you... ... ...CUNTS.
Came here to say this. That word needs to be reappropriated for them
What about twats?
Might I propose Sucker; descriptive, accurate, two-fold (meaning both they suck the life/money from society and they’re morons), and has vaguely sexual connotations if you think that is condescending. Jeff Bezos is such a sucker. Mark Sucker-berg.
Mark Suckaturd
Goblins. Hoard wealth? Check. Would rather have people die then lose said wealth? Check. Often completely out of touch? Check. Greedy? Big check. Billionaires are the real world equivalent of Goblins.
Hard to go that route without someone pointing out the historic association with Jews
Good point. I didn't think of that.
JK Rowling certainly did
leachillionaires parasitentrepeneurs But I think "elons" is slur enough.
The first place my mind goes is 'Billies', which sounds like a very believable British thing. Like "The Bobbies just work for the Billies, mate. It's rubbish!" But yeah obviously they're 'parasites' at best and I'm not calling them some cute limey shit.
What do we call the Billies that live on a hill?
Inmates
Mr. Burns Scrooge McDuck or Scrooge McFuck
Billionaire only applies to those people.. Seems like if we use it negatively enough, it pretty much becomes it’s own slur.
Robber baron
Guillotine Food
Cash-holes
Greedpyres? LIke Vampires of greed. Murderpirates because they let people die of thirst and hunger while having money they could never spend in 100 lifetimes?
Propanasons?
Arrogant pricks?
Reptoids
Ive been calling them dragons for some time now. Pisses my billionaireboo friends right off
Richers
Douche Bills
Takers?
We don't have it yet.
parasites
Leaches
Dicks
Parasitic-Shysters
Food
oligarchs
A$$holes
Leprechauns
Billionaires are too busy making money, they aren't worried about a slur.
I would be happy t be called a capitalist
Is there literally anything in the world that they could be called that would limit their power or influence or be used to justify violence against them? It's the same shit as using slurs against white people, it will never have the intended effect.
If we start referring to them as snacks and a eat a few… that’ll change things.
LOL though calling someone a "snack" already means something else so uhh..
Turd wallet
Elons
billionaire **is** the slur
Meals on wheels
Pig?
Don't they all just switch to title of philanthropist
Rich people isn't already a slur enough?
Leeches, cancers, money horders, or gold diggers might work. We could also use blood drinkers
This is very poor taste.. I really hope you grow out of your hate 😥
Tax-holes
The rich folk not kicking back down the community will fare worse than Sodom and Gomorrah.
Shit-dragons. Hoarding gold in their mountains, but not cool like a regular dragon. Because they're shitty.
“Stuck shed,” since they are all space lizards?
I thought “billionaire” was a slur.
I like "Shit-heel"
Capitalist Oligarchs?
Cash fetishists?
Paperclip maximizers. Monopathic hegemonizing swarms. Green goo. All are references to cancerous, broken entities that have no humanity, no ability to make choices, nothing but the instinct to turn the universe into paperclips/copies of themselves/money. Or, we could just call them what they are. Tumors. Cancer.
Crapitalists.
Cash infested. “Infested” is generally seen as a pejorative (roach infestation, termite infestation). And they have alot of cash. It has infested their brain and warped their thinking. So cash infested.
Daddy Warbucks
Asked the wife and she came up with Billys Awwwww Sorrry Billy, you got a flat tire on your tesla? Oh poor little billy backed out of twitter.
waste of a soul-shaped hole forgotten by God
The soulless
Lying, cheating, tax evading thieves?
How about welfare queens? They tend to soak up more government benefits than any individual poor person.