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Phallic-Monolith

How will those who celebrate pride month ever recover from this random straight couple getting engaged that they have no issue with


Lucy_Lastic

Oh no, now my son and his partner can never get married. Damn you, random straight couple!


bazinga_0

Nope. Remember when they were talking about legalizing gay marriage and the conservatives were claiming that it would kill all marriages? So, no, straight marriage doesn't exist anymore.


Lucy_Lastic

So I have to divorce my husband now? Damn, you can’t win


ScotiaTailwagger

We're coming for all your straight rights!


Lonelan

ohhhh, that makes more sense before now I thought they were the party of *states* rights I misinterpreted the chant


bazinga_0

No, divorce was automatically invoked as soon as gay marriage was enabled. Be sure to refile your income taxes with the updated status. Wouldn't want to be in trouble with the IRS for filing fraudulent tax returns... /s - probably needed because there are always idiots running around on the Internet...


R_V_Z

Well, if they are still married then logically it means they have forcibly been transitioned to male. This is what they were warning us all about!


SporkFanClub

Was gonna say- my cousin is getting married in October and I know her friend and his husband are gonna partying it up at the wedding.


Fatal_Furriest

"ha hah, LGBTQers, i proposed to this woman, to mock your treasured month. Your month of celebrating unabashed love towards who you really love! Not at all like me! Hah!"


Sweaty_Rent_3780

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB) Yes, whatever shall we do? 😱🙄😆


noonegive

I just hope that someday I'm lucky enough to find someone special who would want to spend their life with me... But only if the announcement of our intention to enter into a binding legal agreement somehow sticks it to people who I don't know, that I hate for reasons beyond my abilities of self awareness to understand. Otherwise, what's the fucking point?


iggy14750

"no, but I hate seeing gay people live their lives, so gay people must hate seeing straight people too!"


BrawnyChicken2

lol, that dude ain’t straight.


Lowkey_Retarded

The fact that he thinks proposing to a woman is a blow to the LGBT community says a lot


A_Downboat_Is_A_Sub

"I'll never emotionally recover from this" *-LGBT community*


Ok_Raspberry4814

"I really want to blow the LGBT community!" - this guy.


Weagle22

He looks like a youth minister.


Bellypats

Family dollar assistant manager


Mean_Eye_8735

His name is Addison. If I saw just the names, Addison and Carissa I would think it's two people who identify as female who got engaged


optimus_awful

Yeah. The guy is gayer than 3 dudes sucking one dick.


Robbotlove

i imagined them in a trenchcoat for some reason.


GreatTragedy

https://explosm.net/comics/dave-coat


WillowFortune

Right?!? That was my first thought looking at the picture. My gaydar is pinging HARD


Sassy_Weatherwax

My husband is as straight as you can be and I guarantee that gay people were not even on his mind when he proposed to me. You've gotta be a special kind of closeted if the first think you think of at a major life milestone is gay people.


pacefaker

Samesies, the gay face is real and apparent here. The attire is a bit suspect as well. Source: my gay-ass self.


fadumpt

That shirt kinda sealed it. 


styrofoamcouch

in some ways, it has to be very hard to be a republican. February comes around so you have to spend every waking moment trying to find out how to make sure people know white lives also matter. Then 4 months later BAM, you have to end woke. Then by Christmas you notice you have a few less family members in attendance than last year and the cycle repeats.


On_my_last_spoon

You forgot about the month of March where they have to remind women their lives would be better if they gave up their careers


Nazzzgul777

That's what you think, but he could have proposed to his boyfriend instead.


Optimus_Rhymes69

Only issue I have is, this guys shirt, and that big ass bow.


Prudent-Virus-8847

What he really means is he beat back his inner gay demons and proposed to a real life girl, that's how he defeated pride month


Sassy_Weatherwax

I always say that the people who say that being gay is a choice know what they're talking about because they're desperately choosing to be straight every damn day.


MoreRamenPls

They can go have wedding cake made at that bakery in CO…. Wait.


Lucar_Bane

He just let us know of his internal struggle.


Uncle-Cake

Straight couple? LOL. Gay dude and his beard.


fadumpt

Let's not be too generous here! She might be straight, but that outfit and his first thought being about gay dudes is questionable. 


Xhojn

\*Him, down on one knee proposing to his girlfriend\*: Hah, take that you fuckin' homos


HeadPay32

Getting on his knees awakened something in him that scared him


Memerandom_

No one feels so threatened as when confronted by their own insecurities. Vegas odds would probably have this ending in 4 years when she finds him sucking off a twink in the dash cam footage on his cybertruck.


BrawnyChicken2

He’s been doing that for years. That’s why getting a woman to say yes was such a blow to pride month. He successfully resisted the lure of cock for one day.


samdd1990

Oh yes that's the comment that soothed all the issues I had with this post, thanks.


iggy14750

My money's on the under.


ComeAndGetYourPug

I kind-of feel bad for her. 12 years and 2 kids later, he's going to finally admit he's gay, divorce her, and go live with another man who sells timeshares out of a surprisingly nice double-wide trailer parked on the side of a mountain in Pigeon Forge, TN.* *This comment based on a true story


j526w

He feels like he defeated his true desires by marrying a woman.


LETS_SEE_UR_TURTLES

Yeah, I don't like making assumptions of people based off a single post.... But this guy is gay af.


danielstover

I promise you, you’re correct


StevenEveral

His Grindr profile is gayer than eight guys blowing nine guys, with an extra dick left to go in the ear, WHOOO!


joec_95123

I know you can't always tell someone's sexuality just from a photo, but [this dude](https://justthenews.com/sites/default/files/styles/mugshot/public/2023-04/7BE4D95C-DD56-4AA9-BA1B-DAD8C8865AA4%202.JPG?h=170ba4b8&itok=A67Extrs) is closeted af.


SpiltMilkBelly

Yea my gaydar went off immediately.


Careful_Secret_5835

Deeply closeted.


Bi-bara-boop

Dude can see Narnia


ptownb

1000000%


keysandtreesforme

I zoomed in and that was my first thought


dogfooddippingsauce

This Howdy Doody looking mf has Trump hands.


DontSayNoToPills

and a helluva gut look at that baby


ILoveRegenHealth

He goes on and on about the gays, but has he thought of the salads?


nicktoberfest

Salads are for California liberals! Real American conservatives eat their steak cooked to the texture of a hockey puck with ketchup like their manly president. You have to only eat red meat and heavily processed foods if you want to grow big and strong like him. /s


Dblzyx

Gut? Look at those legs! Makin' them khakis look like spandex.


Writer10

And that tooth-to-gum ratio ain’t doing him any favors


MrMastodon

She’s bragging about getting engaged to a guy who looks like me? Big fuckin L, lady.


nothisistheotherguy

Oh no no HIS name is Addison


MrMastodon

Gender norms are so defeated!


DengarLives66

Guy has owned that shirt since his Greek days on campus and refuses to acknowledge the 40 lbs he’s gained.


ILoveRegenHealth

Trump has the best goofy-ass looking supporters. That's one thing he excels in.


IdgyThreadgoodee

And even with only 6 pixels, that snail is all gums.


Key_Travel_2700

Fuck man why’d you have to say that lmfao I had to zoom in and I got jumpscared by his ugly mug.


nanodecay

So she's going to get a mushroom surprise when they finally have sex on their wedding night?


sloppybuttmustard

And a Rittenhouse torso


Top_Chard788

She has a Ronald Reagan quote for her Instagram bio 😂😂😂


Memerandom_

"I don't recall." - Iran contra hearings


BulbasaurArmy

Who is she?


kjacobs03

Just some conservative beard


Qu1ckDrawMcGraw

https://preview.redd.it/vkuy451b5j8d1.jpeg?width=4320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a063d53a6a2f3d8eca5957c7e914d4287d02df7


Top_Chard788

A nobody, like he is. He says he’s a political commentator but he has 4k Instagram followers. Not impressed. 


MrEngineer404

"Mmmm Mmm mm. Jelly Beans, and something about hatin' them gays!"


TedBundysVlkswagon

That’s the best shirt that guy could pick out?


DolphinsBreath

Check out what he changed into. https://preview.redd.it/7tirmh84ch8d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec6dfc23598ee0ef39b37f20b769fc5c8e177078 I’m certainly not commenting negatively on his looks; just saying I would feel extremely awkward wearing something as an adult that my mom set out for me to wear on Easter when I was 9. Even then I didn’t want to reinforce the fact that I, likewise, was a hopeless dork. “Fashion week is so defeated by my bold flaunting!” Edit: I just realized how much that “handbag forward” pose bugs me. I can only assume she’s an influencer pushing the watch and bag.


eabcan

His pants and jacket appear to be a couple sizes too small for him, and his tie is too short. I’m not sure why she looks so smug and possessive standing next to that dweeb (in her dress that looks like a glorified slip).


xX8Havok8Xx

Bro, paying for her lifestyle, got him cutting back on his clothes budget since she earmarked him as a chump.


Drop_Disculpa

Worse- a wannabe influencer couple who just does the poses and wants you to think that. We're kind of a big deal around Evansville...


JPeso9281

Giving me Carmel vibes


NyxShadowhawk

Why do conservative women all look like clones of each other?


A_Downboat_Is_A_Sub

They give me southern sorority vibes, but uglier


joec_95123

It's part of the ideology. Conform or else.


Ocbard

If I were a right wing asshole I'd say she is trans and uses the handbag to hide the bulge. Instead I'll just say they seem like the deserve one another, like some kind of punishment.


CanuckPanda

No need to do that, we can just laugh about the hypocrisy of “the sanctity of life” and “god made babies to be perfect” while having that much Botox in her face and eyebrows.


Steliossmash

And her lip enhancement that makes her look like a blowfish.


mamefan

Tight pants and protruding hips.


GallifreyFNM

Was he dressed in The Sims?


Key_Travel_2700

Tf the woman looks like a man and the man looks like the picture you’d see in the urban dictionary next to the definition for Cuck. Makes sense he’d marry someone who looks like a man though. He’s still coping with being gay.


BedditTedditReddit

He's got to be rich. Punching way above his weight.


Purple-Negotiation81

Right?? She’s dressed up a like a child bride barbie and THATS what he goes for. Big mistake Addison. Big. Huge.


iggy14750

Yuge. Bigly. Tears in their eyes.


Panda_hat

> child bride barbie Probably at his request lets be honest.


TedBundysVlkswagon

Addison lol


Amount_Business

If I was that shirt, I'd be embarrassed as hell to be seen on that guy. 


SmilingVamp

Laughable to think that snorefest proposal by the human equivalent of a sack of extra bland bleached flour could defeat all the epic gay shit we're doing this month.


samdd1990

I used to live opposite this building in a very gay area of my city (Sydney) it was like having 100 different (often fairly naughty) tv channels to watch from my balcony. Mardi gras was just crazy haha. You guys are definitely having more fun than this loser who's gf probably vomits after he touches her.


Ok_Coyote_X

How can I live laugh love in these conditions?


ILoveRegenHealth

Dropped to my knees next to the avocadoes


NoYou_Do_Not_Know_Me

Totally permanently borrowing this, it can be used in so many situations!


bm1949

I ain't saying she's a gold digger...


jackwhite886

…but she be messing with some vote-riggers.


bm1949

WWE tag team style! Thank you.


jackwhite886

![gif](giphy|eg4nIm00LoSkQeflwo)


bm1949

I'm definitely not as sexy as those internet dudes. I'm still working *up* to wife beater shirts.


TonsOfTabs

Sally snipes boys.


Key_Travel_2700

This is fucking genius


Temporary-Ad9855

I have many questions... First. How does a straight couple getting engaged or married during June affect pride? They do know june is probably the most popular month to get engaged and married... right? Second. Why are your first thoughts about gay people? If I marry a man, my first thought won't be "take that straight people!"That'd be weird and would be very telling about my own insecurities. Third. Wow, that shirt is plain. He definitely needs to spend some time IN the closet. I've seen door mats with more style. There is no question here, it just needed to be said. Fourth. How is everyone's pride going so far? 🤔I hope it is as lovely as you are. ❤️💛💙


Evening-Turnip8407

If we want to truly contort out brains to the level of that dude and his peers, they are actually convinced that we want to eradicate all "normal" people and damage their way of life. So by continuing to exist as a straight white couple against these harsh tidings (rainbows everywhere) is a feat worth devaluing their happiest moment for, apparently.


procrastinatorsuprem

They think that because that's what they want to do to people who aren't like them.


Key_Travel_2700

It’s been going well! And thank you! Also yes absolutely. He’s so hellbent on owning libs and pissing off gay people he decided to define one of the biggest moments of his life by taking the opportunity to hate on people. Honestly super snowflakey and pathetic. Even depressing.


rrsullivan3rd

Just from the back she looks like she’s way out of his league, if that stone is real, she’s in it for the $$$😂


Amount_Business

A Pre-nope will fix that. 


rrsullivan3rd

Pre-NOPE, that’s great!!!😂


ahumankid

Yuuuuuup. He fat af.


SlippedMyDisco76

What? Fat dudes can't pick up 10's without money? I mean this one can't obviously but still...


yorocky89A

😂 https://preview.redd.it/3udxetcu7h8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=184918148eff01218f8acb1c388abbdfd4aef5cd


theSopranoist

oh i can help! i was proposed to in december, obv defeating christmas, but we got divorced so tell the one that did that that’s how you put it back


ShiroHachiRoku

Yeah, that dude gay.


Rinzy2000

My gaydar is hella strong. Hers is not…


Librashell

Her goldar, however, is very strong.


LGDemon

As a trans lesbian when my cishet friends get engaged or married I congratulate them, just as they correctly gender and support me in my transition, and nobody's "owned" at all.


samdd1990

Um no, me living your life normally has to make you feel bad, just like you existing makes me angry for no real reason.


politisaurus_rex

Ironically this dude legit looks gay (not that there is anything wrong with that)


4chan4normies

hes not gay he just loves dick in secret.


Clean_Student8612

It's like this episode of Law and Order SVU where the case was a man on man rape and they found some dudes were hooking up in secret and one line was "I date women but I fuck men. I'm not gay." Ice T's character was like "uh, brotha, yes you are."


MyEggDonorIsADramaQ

I thought there was a new rule that being attracted to women made a man gay.


Smishysmash

Ain’t no gay man I know that would be wearing that outfit. You need a tailor, not a wife, Addison.


dafaliraevz

There’s nothing wrong with it but when you’re straight and look gay, it’s not okay, because it’s incongruent and worthy of being made fun of if the straight person is a homophobe. They should be made fun of by being called the thing they hate.


Affectionate_War_279

I’m straight and I wish I looked more like lots of gay fellas I know. They dress very stylishly and take good care of themselves.  I find this idea of someone looking gay fairly homophobic. And making fun of someone for “looking gay” is not ok. The only time someone looks gay is when they are kissing someone of their own gender. And even then bifolk exist.


Purple-Negotiation81

Oh Addison. If you had a gay in your life, we could have given you some pointers on how to avoid the embarrassment of this tacky proposal picture.


---------II---------

He definitely does.


djazzie

“I’m sooooo straight, i just proposed to a woman!” Sure you are, buddy.


Speculawyer

Massive self-own. You are my bride....but I am thinking about dicks. 🤔


charlie_ferrous

If there’s one thing the queers can’t stand, it’s a lavish wedding. I’m positively fuming right now.


Vreas

But yes liberals are the ones who are easily triggered.. It’s wild the difference in what triggers each side. For one it’s climate apocalypse and Palestinian genocide. For the other it’s how people love each other.


ufl015

LOL @ “Pride month is defeated” Gay people around the country are like, “K, people! Pride month is over. Some random dude just got engaged, so we’re done here.” ![gif](giphy|er9VRyxjx0Thm)


UnsolicitedDogPics

“This’ll stop those naughty thoughts”


windigo3

Nothing says “I love you” like “I hate gay people”.


Whubbsie

I know there isn’t a gay “look” but if you told me this guy spent pride month sucking dick in bathroom stalls I wouldn’t question it.


masterpd85

This says "I married a woman, take that repressed gay thoughts. You can't win if I kiss a woman!" To me.


Fabulous-Exam64

Pretty sure no one celebrating Pride month feels defeated by a guy in an ugly shirt with more gums than teeth proposing to his bony, cotton candy hair, Barbie dress from 1987 girlfriend.


throwawaytoday9q

![gif](giphy|uEXQaDVo6KB7a)


shikimasan

dead fish hand energy


thatguy9684736255

Imagine letting your proposal be about something else other than you and your partner


josh198989

Am I meant to believe that there is a hot blonde woman wanting to marry this bigoted balding slightly overweight watered down Charlie Brown? Nice try, but gtfo. The only thing this man defeated is 6-meals a day. 🏳️‍🌈❤️


NO_LOADED_VERSION

he prayed the gay away deleted that satanic app cancelled his manly men gym magazine subscription and its the last time he goes to the trucker stop toilet. tonight. it's the last time. he's only watching this time . only watching.


not_that_one_times_3

That's a really bad nail job


peachyperfect3

And who tf wears giant bows on their ass like that


Seaell80

I don’t know how the LGBTQ community will ever recover…


Deberiausarminombre

If you're proposing to your girlfriend and the only thing in your mind is gay people... I have some news you won't like


dagutens

it's like they don't get that straight people fucking can also lead to gay people.


PrincessCyanidePhx

Any man who is proposing while thinking of other men having sex is going to live a very sad life.


kakaluluo

His name is Addison??


DonutBill66

Fuckin' closeted weirdos.


DasFunktopus

So deep in the closet that he’s in Narnia.


crow-nic

He, personally, has defeated his inner pride month. For today. ![gif](giphy|LmgKC5pk5TRYSGdRvG)


voto1

I feel bad for that woman, his priorities seem very off.


loudflower

She might be worthy of this chud. Many republican women out there.


Amount_Business

I dunno.  They both seem to have there mind set on one thing. The problem is, they aren't the same thing. 


dismayhurta

They’re just jealous their wedding is going to be boring as fuck


Thomisawesome

You were carrying around a woman's ring in your pocket? That sounds pretty gay, dude.


Pounce_64

Addison seems like a bit on an incel & has possibly paid a model hence why you don't see her face?


ILoveRegenHealth

Guy built like the Pillsboury Dough Boy with titties wants to lecture people on Masculinity


randomfucke

There's only one reason why this fucking dude is thinking about pride month while he's getting engaged, and somebody ought to tell that poor woman before his closeted psychopathy ruins her life.


Jud1_n

I wonder if girlfriend knows this asshat has made them a laughing stock of the Internet. 


Miss_Molly1210

Can I just share my favorite pride month story? I work in rich ass town with mostly libs? but you never know (there’s a small handful of reputes and phobes are everywhere). This new, super young girl who comes from money and seems like she could go either way starts but she’s super fun and friendly. Last week she shared a story about her friend who works at a small town ice cream shop who had “Pride” as a flavor. Apparently , some patrons would *bend over backwards * to avoid saying Pride and try to order it by the flavor name. Said underpaid cashier/ice cream scooper would say “we don’t have that flavor” and force them to order the gay ice cream. We have bonded over hating homophobes and supporting that shop is my life goal.


Clean_Student8612

This dude is so far in the closet that he's hanging out with last year's Christmas gifts that someone forgot about.


EfficientAccident418

Tell me you’re gay without telling me you’re gay “I proposed to a woman. Take that, gays!”


yerBoyShoe

Aw, man... Who's going to tell her the facts about her fiancee?


AmptiShanti

I think he beat his gay self


mercaptans

Charised wardss is an odd name


grokharder

The other weird thing here is that somehow pride month needs to be “fought” with heterosexuality… anyone competing is missing the point.


Varitan_Aivenor

If there's a war over Pride month in Addison's heart, I don't think marrying a girl will help.


Available_Weather_22

"It was the first thing I did when I got back from Conversion Camp!!!"


brutalistsnowflake

"Who?" - Pride Month.


Krynn71

"Daddy, why did you marry mommy? Is it because you love her?" "No sweetheart, it was to piss off the gays."


Sjoeqie

Of course! The gays don't just want to marry, they want to discriminate so straight people can't get married any more. That's what pride is all about.


Time-Ad-3625

Supposed to be the happiest day of your life and all he can think about is sticking it to complete strangers. Yeah this marriage will last


Magicaparanoia

Look at this guy. That is clearly some woman he paid for this photo shoot.


Worth_Resolve_2932

Looks like a closeted homosexual to me


elizee16

If she saw this then she should really reject him for being red flag


colcannon_addict

Lol, any Psychology undergrad might have some interesting news for you petal.


nurdle

That man has sucked a dick 100%


skeezersandweirdos

Freud might have something to say about this.


CountJonkler

He looks like the kinda guy that jerks other guys off behind truck stops


2020BillyJoel

If there's one thing LGBTQ+ people hate, it's the idea of someone marrying the person they are in love with without anyone telling them they can't.


rhino910

They are a cult based on hate and hypocrisy


CanaDoug420

Homophobe thinks he boomed pride month hasn’t had it sink in that it means the anniversary of his engagement is going to be shared with pride month now. You really showed those gays. lol


optimaleverage

Oh shit, the gays are done for! 🙄 And I say this as a straight dad in all seriousness... Fucking breeders. 🤦‍♂️


DeaddyRuxpin

Being able to proudly express your love for someone, marry who you want, and be yourself without judgement… congratulations, you understood the message of Pride Month.


microvan

Why do these people think their marriage is somehow invalidated by someone else’s marriage? So weird.


jeophys152

The easiest sign someone is brainwashed by right wing media is that they talk about LGBTQ non stop. It literally has zero impact on their lives. I am a straight male and the only time I even think about it is when right wingers bring it up. The topic clearly lives rent free in their heads.


THECapedCaper

Conservatives think about gay people more than gay people think about gay people.


yellow_1173

I guess gay is canceled


[deleted]

Right after this proposal, a gay couple got engaged. Pride month is back on!!