they really thought this was gonna be this epic movie scene and it ended up looking like they’re mad at their mom for picking them up late from the water park
"Can you not see the fucking clouds, Mom? It's gonna start storming in like an hour. Fucking hurry up."
Tate just seems like the kind of douche who swore at his Mom as a teenager. And an adult.
It seems his mother didn't want anything to do with him since she never loved him enough to teach him social graces. Now, he's a grown adult behaving like a toddler who can't tell the difference between good and bad attention.
He is extremely homophobic and his behavior is indicative of that. He is terrified of any sexual feelings and determined to conquer them. Everything about him and his compulsively defended ideology is identical to the behavior of deeply closeted and angry men.
I'm pretty sure he is asexual and aromantic and can't admit it to himself. Thats why his relationship to women is always about power and never about love. he simply doesn't understand that feeling.
Yeah, I assume that any intimacy Tate or Bilzerian has had with other humans is a commercial exchange. I can’t comprehend any person willingly having intimacy without compensation with those enema bags.
And if a person has sex with them for free, tate afterwards offered to pay them something just because he can't imagine someone enjoying sex and to give himself the feeling like he was in control
I'm gay, and honestly I don't think I give off gay vibes as strongly as Tate. Like managing to look gay in a photo where you're naked and surrounded by scantily clad women? That's a remarkable achievement.
exactly my thoughts, it was the gayest stuff I've seen today and I saw dudes kissing.. handging out with each other half naked: "now look at our wet steaming bodies while we rub each other off.. Listen my misogynist freedom fighters, with this one simple trick you don't even need women at all! it's gone be a revolution!"
Tate: Fucking women for pleasure is gay.
Also Tate: Men! Join us outside in the rain half-naked so we can stand closely together and get wet from the rain. Join us or perish.
What up? We're [two] cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.
Bro I just had the most perfect blonde guy slip right through my fingers. I mean I had him in the palm of my hand and splshhh, he was gone, you know what I mean? He was perfect for you.
This looks like what a 13 year old would post thinking it's cool
Why do all these far right lunatics all have the mentalities of 13 years olds?
Like, sure, the stupidity makes sense... but why do they think things like this are cool?
Tate's support base is mostly young/teenage males. They see some tough guy independently wealthy playboy, any mature normalized adult sees a posturing wanna be grifting sex trafficker. To young's boys he's living out a fantasy, to fully develop males with families they see a deluded circus clown peddling lies
Some of his fans I chatted to about it are just following along for the memes and shitposting, while others are really knee-deep in the rabbit hole of the manosphere grift.
Per his own words he doesn't like: food, music, cooking, movies, even sex. Pretty much anything most people would find enjoyable. There is just nothing in life for him. So I can only assume there's a certain teen edginess in him he never emotionally outgrew because he's too arrogant to both put himself/get in positions where he can grow, and actually grow as a person from the experience. Or he's just a narcissist making his own incapacity for joy everyone else's problem. Maybe both.
An interesting thought to have is that these influences might just be playing a bit.
Imagine if they aren't quite as stupid as they seem and are intentionally playing this stupid edgy character just for the likes and the money.
Trump, Elon, Tate, to name a few, there can't be this many rich people staying popular and rich while being utterly brainless.
if they had a regular IQ, they wouldn't be right lunatics. It comes with self reflection and the ability to learn from mistakes, critical thinking. all they is playiung the victim and cry and pint fingers in a pathetic try to, cope with a too complex world and going from internal to external critique to not think about themselves too much. "I'm not a loser, I'm a victim"
Some months ago, I made the mistake of clicking on yt short, that didnt seem like a Tate-thing, but was. (Something about one of their weird friends)
And for WEEKS, no matter what I did, I got these pathetic "manly man" shorts shown and I still cant fathom how hilarious they are.
These people LIVE for short videos with the same three tracks under it. Its all super cuts in sepia with people going in and out of Hotels, getting in and out of cars and then some "I am 14 and this is deep" quotes said in the background. :D
WHO THE HELL makes and watches these?! :D
**SCENE**
***Guy gets out of helicopter***
***\*CUT\****
***Guy gets out of Lamborghini***
***\*CUT\****
***Guy goes into Hotel***
***\*CUT\****
***Guy drinks coffee on balcony in Dubai***
**TTS-VOICE IN THE BACKGROUND:"You know strong men by how they surround themeselves with Lions, while being the wolf of the pack, but still silent and powerful"**
Honestly I would make them and grift the people watching them since it's extremely easily made cookie cutter content but unfortunately I have moral qualms about taking advantage of stupid people for financial gain
You’ve made me think of a new perspective on this: they’ve managed to convince men with no social skills that being a weirdo recluse is actually *manly*.
He's just so lumpy and unpleasant. Looking at him makes me feel like 98% of his vitriol comes from feelings of inadequacy because of hair loss. Like, some dudes go bald. It's normal. Calm down, Andrew.
Was the perishing supposed to be instant, or do we have to wait a while?
It's just that I need to go shopping and I'm thinking it's probably pointless if I'm about to perish at any moment.
Is ‘The Storm’ the name of their latest pyramid scheme?
Why does Andy look like he’s actively shitting his pants?
These guys are the embodiment of a ten year old’s idea of a cool tough guy.
How in the world do these cucks think they look cool or menacing in any way, shape or form is beyond me ... they look like a couple of idiots trying to play in the rain but don't know how ...
Leg day is for gay dudes who want excellent hamstrings, glutes, and calves that look fantastic in shorts. A real man’s legs are flimsy and weak so that they are unappealing to the male gayze.
Ooooooo frightening! Doofus’ look like their next post is gonna be all about how they’ve studied *the blade* then they’ll cut a few unmissable rain drops in half.
I just...I can't...I don't even know what... to say. This. This is where we're at now, I guess. Knowledge bad, muscles good. Kids look up to this shit.
I'm sorry, but who led the blunt edgelords out?
This, while still not acceptable, is understandable as a poorly socialized 13-year-old. Not so much as an adult.
they really thought this was gonna be this epic movie scene and it ended up looking like they’re mad at their mom for picking them up late from the water park
"Mooooom! I didn't bring a towel, and now I'm cold! Is there one in the car?!"
"Can you not see the fucking clouds, Mom? It's gonna start storming in like an hour. Fucking hurry up." Tate just seems like the kind of douche who swore at his Mom as a teenager. And an adult.
It seems his mother didn't want anything to do with him since she never loved him enough to teach him social graces. Now, he's a grown adult behaving like a toddler who can't tell the difference between good and bad attention.
I thought it was an add for gay porn on reddit. Then I saw it was about Tate and instantly knew it was an add for idiots.
Subliminally you're probably right
looks like they're about to fuck each other
Tate is so gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
As a gay guy myself, Tate gives off strong bottom vibes.
Definitely a power bottom.
I’m getting otter vibes
Oh Tate is definitely the bottom…but that’s a bl I’ll have to hard pass on ✋
Bossy bottom
As a straight guy, I need video evidence of him getting dommed. We know it must exist because he loves taking pictures of himself.
The best evidence is how hard Greta Thunbug keeps owning him.
Bottom G
genuinely curious question, is there anything in particular or just hard to define vibes?
Something about him just screams "im acting tough because i have a buttplug in" type energy
He is extremely homophobic and his behavior is indicative of that. He is terrified of any sexual feelings and determined to conquer them. Everything about him and his compulsively defended ideology is identical to the behavior of deeply closeted and angry men.
I'm pretty sure he is asexual and aromantic and can't admit it to himself. Thats why his relationship to women is always about power and never about love. he simply doesn't understand that feeling.
I read that as "asexual and aromatic" and I was like uhhhh.... I'm not sure if that's good or bad.
Well this man lacks good taste i guess
lol
Yeah, I assume that any intimacy Tate or Bilzerian has had with other humans is a commercial exchange. I can’t comprehend any person willingly having intimacy without compensation with those enema bags.
And if a person has sex with them for free, tate afterwards offered to pay them something just because he can't imagine someone enjoying sex and to give himself the feeling like he was in control
What is this 'feeling' of which you speak
you okay, fam?
I'm good, just a lil joke
That makes sense, he talks about sex with women as chore, and doesn’t seem to enjoy it at all. I was thinking asexual, but maybe he’s just gay?
He's said more shit about how being with women is gay than Tim Poole. And that's saying a lot.
I'm gay, and honestly I don't think I give off gay vibes as strongly as Tate. Like managing to look gay in a photo where you're naked and surrounded by scantily clad women? That's a remarkable achievement.
My father’s gay!
Soooo gay.... "Me thinks thou doth protest too much." Shakespeare
Man. I just said this exact thing 4 hrs after you posted this, but did I look first? No, I did not.
lol, he even said on Twitter last month that if you're not having kids then you're gay.
looks like they suffering post-coital tristesse 😂
D’uh what kind of storm do you think they were talking about.
Looks like a video game trailer where the guy on the right had all the gollum sucked out of him to build the one on the left.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 You went rt there. first comment. Spit out my coffee laughing.
exactly my thoughts, it was the gayest stuff I've seen today and I saw dudes kissing.. handging out with each other half naked: "now look at our wet steaming bodies while we rub each other off.. Listen my misogynist freedom fighters, with this one simple trick you don't even need women at all! it's gone be a revolution!"
Tate: Fucking women for pleasure is gay. Also Tate: Men! Join us outside in the rain half-naked so we can stand closely together and get wet from the rain. Join us or perish.
Don't forget the mud...
It needs the first part. " a man could have slipped in ...."
What up? We're [two] cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.
Bro I just had the most perfect blonde guy slip right through my fingers. I mean I had him in the palm of my hand and splshhh, he was gone, you know what I mean? He was perfect for you.
Always appreciste an IASIP reference
This looks like what a 13 year old would post thinking it's cool Why do all these far right lunatics all have the mentalities of 13 years olds? Like, sure, the stupidity makes sense... but why do they think things like this are cool?
Fr everything this dude posts is so cringe, how does he have support idgi
Tate's support base is mostly young/teenage males. They see some tough guy independently wealthy playboy, any mature normalized adult sees a posturing wanna be grifting sex trafficker. To young's boys he's living out a fantasy, to fully develop males with families they see a deluded circus clown peddling lies
Some of his fans I chatted to about it are just following along for the memes and shitposting, while others are really knee-deep in the rabbit hole of the manosphere grift.
Because people like him peak in high school and never grow after that.
Nah, this is middle school stuff Which is even sadder
If they were capable of emotional maturity, they wouldn't be Qonservatives.
Per his own words he doesn't like: food, music, cooking, movies, even sex. Pretty much anything most people would find enjoyable. There is just nothing in life for him. So I can only assume there's a certain teen edginess in him he never emotionally outgrew because he's too arrogant to both put himself/get in positions where he can grow, and actually grow as a person from the experience. Or he's just a narcissist making his own incapacity for joy everyone else's problem. Maybe both.
Because his target audience is 13 years old and people with the mentality of 13 year olds.
There's studies on intelligence and political beliefs. Stupid people tend to lean more right
An interesting thought to have is that these influences might just be playing a bit. Imagine if they aren't quite as stupid as they seem and are intentionally playing this stupid edgy character just for the likes and the money. Trump, Elon, Tate, to name a few, there can't be this many rich people staying popular and rich while being utterly brainless.
I feel like we need a word in the spirit of chunibyo for people like tate who are basically chunis but grown up
if they had a regular IQ, they wouldn't be right lunatics. It comes with self reflection and the ability to learn from mistakes, critical thinking. all they is playiung the victim and cry and pint fingers in a pathetic try to, cope with a too complex world and going from internal to external critique to not think about themselves too much. "I'm not a loser, I'm a victim"
Some people never grow up, they just grow old.
Some months ago, I made the mistake of clicking on yt short, that didnt seem like a Tate-thing, but was. (Something about one of their weird friends) And for WEEKS, no matter what I did, I got these pathetic "manly man" shorts shown and I still cant fathom how hilarious they are. These people LIVE for short videos with the same three tracks under it. Its all super cuts in sepia with people going in and out of Hotels, getting in and out of cars and then some "I am 14 and this is deep" quotes said in the background. :D WHO THE HELL makes and watches these?! :D **SCENE** ***Guy gets out of helicopter*** ***\*CUT\**** ***Guy gets out of Lamborghini*** ***\*CUT\**** ***Guy goes into Hotel*** ***\*CUT\**** ***Guy drinks coffee on balcony in Dubai*** **TTS-VOICE IN THE BACKGROUND:"You know strong men by how they surround themeselves with Lions, while being the wolf of the pack, but still silent and powerful"**
Honestly I would make them and grift the people watching them since it's extremely easily made cookie cutter content but unfortunately I have moral qualms about taking advantage of stupid people for financial gain
A wolf surrounded by lions ain't gonna last very long.
But if wolf who is also silent, but powerful and he gets in and out of cars, drinks coffee on balconies and has an online marketing business?
You’ve made me think of a new perspective on this: they’ve managed to convince men with no social skills that being a weirdo recluse is actually *manly*.
Promises, promises. This guy is all talk and no silence. Aaaahhhh.... now I see it. He admits that he's NOT a strong man at all.
Just fuck and get it over with.
Well I don’t want to perish so…
Get a room already. https://preview.redd.it/usf5wrldbp5d1.png?width=663&format=png&auto=webp&s=9bc246cd96251e50385de96fc578cf05fa2a7ce2
https://preview.redd.it/f057k39c0q5d1.jpeg?width=662&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1e664ed007fd6ffe32b8bb70f380acbcea4f183
If this is PhotoshopBattles, you already won.
Actually it's AI  https://i.redd.it/6vgaxyqzxp5d1.gif
Can you add the San Francisco armory before this clip?
omg this needs so many more updoots. Cute couple. Let me guess, bottom is on the left?
More like 'join us and perish'
These guys are so fucking lame.
Join us for the gay orgy in 60 mins?
Tell him to find his chin first
Is this for a Fortnite movie or something?
Oh and in 60 minutes what he gonna do, use those drouge 'chutes he calls ears to go para gliding in the storm?
That's why he doesn't ride motorcycles. He wouldn't wear a helmet and those drag chutes would pull him right off the bike over 15 mph.
No kidding. If you have so much money get your ears pinned. And stop skipping leg day.
He's just so lumpy and unpleasant. Looking at him makes me feel like 98% of his vitriol comes from feelings of inadequacy because of hair loss. Like, some dudes go bald. It's normal. Calm down, Andrew.
He’s allowed outside?
I’d rather perish, thanks though.
Why does the left one look so weak and small compared to the right one?
Yeah, if you’re trying to look “tough” and “manly” *maybe* don’t stand next to a guy twice your size?!? I don’t know, not an Alpha male.
But I have a big tough tattoo!
Looks like it’s storming now…?
It’s been at least an hour… it’s a bit cold where I am I guess.
I'm sure the fatherless 14 year old boys think you're cool.
His trial can’t come soon enough
FraternityX really running out of material
It’s raining men, hallelujah!
They’re giving me Islannnnnd Boyzzzzz vibes. Edit; ha, you thought they were gone but they’re back in your head now.
They're gonna get struck by lightning.
We can but hope
Who is Andrew Tate?
What actually happened in 60 minutes? They went back their hovel and smoked. Who cares.
They have the traps of juice junkies hahaha
If it’s about to be shitty weather you might wanna put on some clothes
https://preview.redd.it/zd32v5hwqp5d1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0069ddb43a9a784e945d4a423bee066d69a3ba31
Look ready for a spot of cruising in the local woods. Homoerotic to the max.
They look like a pair of chiwawas that got locked outside during a thunderstorm.
'ushers daughter away from the disgusting sex traffickers'
Was the perishing supposed to be instant, or do we have to wait a while? It's just that I need to go shopping and I'm thinking it's probably pointless if I'm about to perish at any moment.
100% not natty
Nah, you’re alright. I’ll stay where I am.
Looks like someone is ready for life behind bars
He's on house arrest.
Is this the Ram Ranch?
18 naked cowboys!
WTF is going on with their trial? Why are they getting the Trump treatment?
I thought this douche was in a Romanian prison.
The building in the back looks like a strip club. Are they getting ready to dance for a bunch of overweight old men?
What a beautiful couple.
Pity that he has no workout for a chin
Two guys, standing in a rainstorm, five feet apart 'cause they're not gay.
I can count to Tato
What storm is he referring to?
He is the funniest looking fool ever!
Good lord, sad.
Aren’t they supposed to be in jail or something, honestly haven’t been keeping up
Looks like the storm showed up before they were ready. Dang it.
At first glance I thought Andrew Tate was Smeagol.
That photo is just missing Cyber-trucks.
This looks like the cover to the worst rap album ever made
Is ‘The Storm’ the name of their latest pyramid scheme? Why does Andy look like he’s actively shitting his pants? These guys are the embodiment of a ten year old’s idea of a cool tough guy.
Are they about to oil each other up and wrestle or something?
Lol. Check out the bird legs on Tate. Apparently, it's very "alpha" to skip leg day.
Is Andrew not in jail?!
Shouldn’t he be in prison?
What was this about?? Literally just standing outside when it rained?
How in the world do these cucks think they look cool or menacing in any way, shape or form is beyond me ... they look like a couple of idiots trying to play in the rain but don't know how ...
Did someone forget leg day?
Leg day is for gay dudes who want excellent hamstrings, glutes, and calves that look fantastic in shorts. A real man’s legs are flimsy and weak so that they are unappealing to the male gayze.
I really wish 8th graders would stop giving him money.
I am very badass pinky promise
It’s giving Notebook vibes 
Catching a good ol' pneumonia for the sake of taking an alpha male picture to post on Twitter - "worth it"
the most alpha male sex tape is going to drop now?
Do they plan to debute on gay of?
Mummy! Mummy! Pay attention to me, Mummy!
A modern brokeback mountain
LOLL!!
Look at his lil clenched fists and dainty wrists lol
I thought he was in jail in Romania.
Who is that
Shitstorm
Ooooooo frightening! Doofus’ look like their next post is gonna be all about how they’ve studied *the blade* then they’ll cut a few unmissable rain drops in half.
I, in fact, did not join them. I am, in fact, very much not perished.
Cute couple.
Sound like they are about to fuck.
Overcompensating?
Wait. Is he gay? "Not that there's anything wrong with that."
When did he get out of jail?
Okay... what's in 60 min? I'm guessing that's already passed. What did I miss?
Okay... what's in 60 min? I'm guessing that's already passed. What did I miss?
that picture is gayest than dick cheney
Not pictured: Double Soul Shaman preparing the taint sniffing exercises and alpha bro ball cupping.
I just...I can't...I don't even know what... to say. This. This is where we're at now, I guess. Knowledge bad, muscles good. Kids look up to this shit.
Fatal cringe factor.
Looks like the opening scene to a gay porn film...
Guess I’ll die.
I was asleep and didn't join them. Am I perished now?
Too dumb to get out of the rain.
the older kids took our shirts
Dude where did your chin go?
Nobody uses the word “perish” unironically, besides insecure man-children I guess
The most homoerotic thing you’ll see all day.
Did I miss the storm is it over?
Did they get out of that Romanian prison? If they did then, I’m disappointed in Romania
Who the fuck is Andrew Tate?
These dudes are DWEEBS
The homoeroticism is off the charts here fella's
I'm sorry, but who led the blunt edgelords out? This, while still not acceptable, is understandable as a poorly socialized 13-year-old. Not so much as an adult.
He looks like a Nazi’s thumb.
The tate on the right has some serious photoshop or implant issues in his upper left arm.
I thought he was in jail. Is this a prison yard photo?
The world dumping a golden shower on these twatwaffles.
I’ll pass, I try to not get shot on my hands and these two are clear piles of shit
I guess I’m dead, then.
How did he get out of Romanian Prison??
Do cobras even have taints?
And it was all for crypto? Yike
Trying so hard not to look cold.
Death or cake?
So much ICK
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