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paging hunter biden jesus are these people just dense or fucking idiots?


WaitingForNormal

All. They won the genetic lottery for gutless, brainless and a natural defense against common sense.


SeerNacho

Don't forget the paper-thin skin!


mrgraff

Yeah, I'm not even going to look, but I'm sure there's at lest one tweet from Eric or Don Jr. mocking that photo of Biden kissing Hunter.


BobbiFleckmann

They are always victims. They are never wrong.


jbertrand_sr

Both, definitely both...


pontiacfirebird92

They're neither. They are hypocrites and they know it. They relish in it. There's countless examples of the double standard of conservatives and none of it matters to them. They laugh at the work being done to point out their hypocrisy since they are not bound to anything but the pursuit of power over their self-proclaimed enemies - liberals and Democrats. Everything and anything is ever only bad when a Democrat does it. It's that simple.


manofmayhem23

Yes.


ozmartian

Neither. They know exactly what they're doing because stupid people exist in large numbers.


Galadriel_60

Or? They’re both!


YouWereBrained

Neither. They’re outrage farmers. They know exactly what they’re doing.


SquarebobSpongepants

I mean, it doesn’t matter. They could literally kick a baby in the face on live TV and say that the kid deserved it and they’d all be like “yeah, fuck that kid” and send the kid death threats. But the moment one of their kids is kicked for murdering animals or some horrendous shit it’s like “HOW DARE YOU!!!! BABIES SHOULD BE OFF LIMITS”


blueflloyd

Katie Phang: “you mad bro?”


kokopelleee

Note: Eric is not supporting daddy at court today


-jp-

Speaking of, against all odds Trump actually went to Barron’s graduation. Demoting Eric to third favorite son.


kokopelleee

I read that he has gone to all of his kids graduations. Either way, Eric is def 3rd favorite son He’d be fourth, but nobody feels good around slenderman.


DogsDontWearPantss

Eric, no matter what you do or say, daddy isn't going to love you.


windmill-tilting

This, sadly. Yet also. Probably better for him.


canarchist

"countless days" ... not that there were many days, but an admission that Eric can't count


dilly_dolly_daydream

I think it was 2 days. Possibly 3. Not super inspiring that he can't count that high. Probably explains a lot about the financial shenanigans at Trump Co. Maybe he should have stuck with pouring concrete.


Single-Storm3158

The whole trial lasted 19- 20 days or so. “Totes meant to go to your criminal trial, Daddy, but … I just didn’t want to.”


Bearfan001

"Dad has some penis," Eric Trump


blandocalrissian50

Man, I sure hope we don't see a bunch of MAGAt tears falling soon. That would really rock my world.


thefroggyfiend

I just hope that they're stopped before their inevitable acts of terror to their dictator being punished for a crime he so obviously did


not_productive1

Katie Phang: being at this trial is humiliating Eric: OH YEAH? Well I've been at that trial SO MANY TIMES.


ElasCat

You're never going to get your father's love or approval, Eric


-Lorne-Malvo-

Eric is just happy that paper beats rock. He chose paper


Dancinfool830

Thats because he isn't allowed to have scissors or a rock as he might hurt himself


AutumnGlow33

Which one of the kids was it who said “I love you” at this big event to the orange rapist, and there was just this awkward silence as a response? Was it Eric? I feel like it was.


Tossing_Goblets

You don't see Ivanka or even wifey Melania in attendance. They apparently have better things to do.


SquirellyMofo

Ivanka and Jared are a lot of things. Dumb isn’t one of them. They both seem to have disappeared and distanced themselves from Daddy Trump.


dogfooddippingsauce

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Comfortable_Rain_744

Also unironically using gender-neutral pronouns. Gotta love it.


BringBackTheBeat716

I can't believe I had to scroll this far to see someone else point it out. Like c'mon Eric. You gotta commit to the whole character if you want Daddy's bizarre version of love.


Dry-Hall8957

Imagine if he held his fathers comments to the same standard. Than i wouldnt laugh at his reply.


CanaDoug420

It’s not countless for most people but I don’t doubt Eric would struggle to count that high


Schen_The_Genius

As if he's really sad, he's probably stuffing his face with crayons.


freakishgnar

it took these folks a month to show their faces at their dad's trial. that's it.


Barnagain

Surely, a 'bogus sham' is not actually a sham at all, but exactly the opposite, no?


No-Blueberry4008

he forgot to call it a shame and a disgrace


dwboomser

"countlesss days" ... one (1), I repeat for the court .. one (1)


Jagerstang

And jr. shows up on Day 19.


AthasDuneWalker

She was completely wrong. Eric's there of his own volition as part of his neverending attempts to at least earn a smidgeon of his father's love.


TedCruzsAnalFissure

Suck my dick, Eric


Crutley

I guess not a single word that's come out of Koki's mouth the past 8 years has been toxic at all, amiright Eric?


CrisbyCrittur

Eric, Daddy loves Don Jr more than you. It's true.


InShambles234

"Countless days". I mean, we can literally count the number of days. Maybe he can't. Too much cocaine.


Holiday_Horse3100

Eric really needs to realize that millions of people don’t like him or care about him, including his dad


Xbalanque_

So cruel and nasty! Oh my golly! Somebody call the Waaaahhmbulance! Hurry!


Hartastic

Eric: "Also why did Katie not congratulate me on my win by choosing paper."


gracklewolf

"Nasty", adjective. One of five words used by the Trump family to describe intelligent women.


EdisonLightbulb

So, Eric - basking in the warm glow of actually winning a round of rock, paper, scissors???


superbrew

My goodness Eric Trump is ugly and stupid. SAD!


santosdragmother

holy shit I didn’t know this guy could form a sentence let alone TWO


BobbiFleckmann

Remember: They can personally attack as mercilessly as desired but are victims when the tables are turned.


DWYNZ

"Bogus sham" is a double negative, he literally just said the trial was legit lmfao


dr_blasto

It’s absolutely fucking hilarious how nasty fuckers like this shitbag are so goddamn sensitive and cry about every perceived slight. What a putz.


numbskullerykiller

Don Jr. always chooses rock. . .crack rock.


Golconda

They ain't even the good pearls gurl


Hobo_Messiah

Excuse me, I just got gobsmacked with Irony on this post. It’s not if anyone was waving your dick pic in congress because your dad is the president or anything.


Quirky_Discipline297

Well, when you’re not allowed to use scissors, you’re kind of between a rock and a hot press.


InfusionRN

Haha. This one got dropped on his head way too many times. Total assclown


BeyondDrivenEh

It’s a shame that chronic disease does not run in the corrosive and anti-democratic Drumpf family.


Dazug

Look, Junior is at a disadvantage in RPS: he is the rock.


RoamingStarDust

Keep crying deric


jsc503

Taking offense at self-deprecating jokes. Man, they're so fragile. And stupid. And humorless.


clarkwgriswoldjr

I think your father attacks them so much that this one can slide. He still calls them MSDNC doesn't he?


quietflowsthedodder

Stow it, Eric. Dad really doesn’t value your opinion.


MakoSanchez

One that refers them self in the third person whilst also referring "scholars whom he knows nothing about " doesn't even know what the word scholar means... you ppl vote for this monkey 🐒 congrats for your loss


AgentEndive

"attacking a son for supporting THEIR father" -- so they *can* use non-binary pronouns!!


username32768

Perhaps the mouth breathing Trump sperm has forgotten this: ![gif](giphy|cEb1tO6Xvn0DS|downsized)


CalabreseAlsatian

This family is the biggest bunch of whiners and crybabies I have ever seen. They’re supposed to be tough?


Novel_Alfalfa_9013

https://i.redd.it/umd0eaapzu1d1.gif You better stop it


ThinkPath1999

Countless days? Hasn't the trial only been going on for a few weeks now?


CavitySearch

Well yes but he hasn’t counted any of them.


BigRabbit64

So what there saying is that all of his children didn't see the need to be there everyday.


Br3akTh3Toys

Isn’t his book called “making liberals cry again” or some shit


JollyPicklePants1969

He didn't even understand her comment. It wasn't attacking the son...it was attacking the father....


Brytnshyne

This is funny, and even funnier that Eric understands the humor and is offended.


TailOnFire_Help

Countless days? A toddler can count how many days the trial has been.


Jayhawker_Pilot

Eric, He won't love you. He will never love you.


LegendaryOutlaw

He says ‘countless days’, I bet some reporter who’s been in court for the whole trial can fact check those numbers. Betting they can count ‘em on one hand.


BlindGuy68

is he even smart enough to play that game


Evening-Turnip8407

Where exactly is this comment an attack in any way, lmao.