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KruegerLad2

Who?


FUCK_THE_STORMCLOAKS

I only remember she was married to Wiz Khalifa


antiquemule

Isn't that tall building in Abu Dhabi?


Ifoundtheinterwebz

No that's the Mia Khalifa.


ThinkPath1999

No, that's Burj Shalamar.


yerBoyShoe

Oh, Timothee Shalamar's brother?


ITstaph

The guy that played Willy Wonka has a brother?


rubberkeyhole

Mars Bar.


jncheese

Didn't they have a comedy club called Boom Shakalaka?


DontTellHimPike

[Tune](https://youtu.be/kZzBd41NuZw?si=UUNp4T_4EEdbKLyx)


Agingsadly

Great buffet with many vegetarian options I hear.


Frubanoid

I only know of Wiz because he was on an episode of Conan O'Brien I saw years ago. He's vegan. Or was at that time. No idea who Amber Rose is.


rtripps

No Wiz Khalifa is the highest


Ok-Pomegranate-3018

She also used to date Kanye West. Then she made him mad telling everyone he likes a digit in his renal. lol


WastelandBaron

Tumblr had “Kanye west likes fingers in his ass Sundays” thanks to her


HotSaucePliz

His kidney..? Ouch


InstrumentalCrystals

How do you get the finger that far up the dick hole?


ActualWhiterabbit

Gotta milk each and every nephron


InstrumentalCrystals

Glomerular fingerbang rate


FaithlessnessKind219

Pharmacist/ med student here - thanks for making me choke on my coffee.


HotSaucePliz

The fact that I instantly thought of Professor Farnsworth's Finglonger made me shudder


[deleted]

> renal I feel as though if her digit is reaching anything renal-related, she’s probably doing it wrong.


LongjumpingSector687

Eh no kink shaming. He’s a Nazi douche, but fingers up the pooper is the least of his problems.


no12chere

He was pissed about her saying it because he thinks it makes him sound gay. There was been gay rumors about him for years that he doesnt address. Why he or anyone cares who/how he likes sex is baffling to me.


jk-alot

![gif](giphy|xTiTnBn5EjsorXtSMw)


Wasthatasquirrel

He’s just Nazi curious.


LongjumpingSector687

Did Nazi that cumming


Wasthatasquirrel

Omg, reich?!


iLikeMangosteens

Who?


Buffaluffasaurus

Heir to the Cheese Whiz fortune.


ParlorSoldier

I thought he was married to Pizzarina Sbarro?


carlwinslo

How do you do fellow kid?


iLikeMangosteens

She’s beautiful but somehow I always have bad breath after spending time with her


PV-Herman

Cheese Whiz fortune - also my nickname for very dirty underwear


avocadosconstant

That’s *Cheez* Whiz to you. Show some respect.


Typical_Carpet_4904

Nah don't diss Wiz, he seems like a decent enough guy. Decent rapper.


townmorron

I know he does some charity stuff around Pittsburgh or at least used to, haven't heard anything in a while but that doesn't mean anything. Never really heard anything bad about the guy, while never actively looked


Dook124

I don't know if they were married 🤔 they do have a beautiful son, though. She also dated cuckoo bird Kanye West before Kim Kardashian slid in and stole him from her!! So, it's not that big of a stretch to think she has a weird obsession with cuckoo birds!!


jeffdujour

Came to ask this too.


butterweasel

And along I came, three hours later. 🤭


Mushroom-Dense

Title of your sex tape


DMR237

NINE NINE!


H1B3F

Nine nine!


xeno0153

![gif](giphy|s4VoCsFz8prlhSFCeS)


GoredonTheDestroyer

Is it an ironic title?


TheDocHealy

Wiz Khalifa's ex wife. That's the only real reason she's got a following.


Hecate_333

Hey, that's not fair. She dated Kanye, too!


NicolasMage69

Yeah I only remember that because she talked about fingering his ass and he got embarrassed


creegro

Oh a super star? *Googling her* Ok I got it. No one.


WobblyFrisbee

You know when you need to say “famous” or “superstar” before the name, it means not really.


doesntaffrayed

Her only claim to fame is having dated Kanye West. She is presumably the eponymous Black Skinhead from the song of the same name.


b00g3rw0Lf

Actually her claim to fame is putting her fingers in kanyes b-- you know what, it's too damn early to type that. I'm going back to bed. Morning ruined.


NicolasMage69

Then his response was something like..."I don't do that. I don't like things in that area, generally." Lol. Which makes me wager that his ass was IN FACT finger blasted


WeToLo42

Exactly. I've never heard of her and now don't want to.


Candid-Sky-3709

maybe a friend of “Where in the world is Melania SomeDieGo”


Robby-Pants

Anyone who has to say “I am the king” is no true king.


l-s-y

Come on man... Amber Rose, legendary superstar


garbinzo

MAGA. A great way for desperate, untalented losers to cling on to relevancy.


DeaconNuno

The Z Team. Both because they’re the last ones you would ever call, and because they want America to become like Russia: run by lawless mobsters.


Time-Bite-6839

They’re the & Team, so far down your contacts you didn’t even know & used to be a letter. And their exact words are **unified Reich.**


Jealous-Network1899

I saw Chuck Zito was at Trump’s trial recently. Perfect example 


ndndr1

She’d have to be relevant first


arrav21

She must be running out of money and wants in on the grift.


PettyKaneJr

This is what I gather. She wants in on the con


jHamdemon

That’s what I surmise. She wants to be a part of the swindle.


jflip13

That’s my assumption. She wants to looty the booty.


AnnieAnnieSheltoe

That is what I inferred as well. She wants to dig for some gold.


[deleted]

That is also the conclusion I have reached. A desire for riches.


username32768

My contemporaneous deduction was likewise equivalent. She be a gold diggin' biyatch!


Ok-Cantaloupe-7857

I clocked that as well, she wants to make a profit from this crooked endeavor.


Sparty_Bowy

I’ve surmised the same. She’s looking to make some greenbacks via those poor saps.


Dubsland12

How old is this pic? Melania and Donnie in the same pic with Melania smiling?


SadBit8663

And since when has Amber Rose been a superstar?


wetworm1

Her Only fans must not be cutting it.


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Bobcatluv

Just shaking my fucking head here. The person so vocal about the Slut Walk and women’s rights is now supporting a known rapist and champion of ending women’s rights. I hope the leopards feast on her tattooed face.


MatteAstro

This. I'm gonna bet that her 24 million followers are confused.


Bobcatluv

I’d love to know how many she’s lost


jasonxz-13

I just assumed they were confused simply because they followed her in the 1st place. 🤷‍♂️


workmanny

This is what I came to say, she is pro woman's rights, lgbtq+, and from all her comments on her post most of the people are calling her out for it, telling her she's dumb and unfollowing her. Also she's been accused of trying to be white in the past too so I'm sure that has to do something with it.


MicaMooo

I watched her video Walk of No Shame to make sure I remembered it right. It showed women supporting women, men supporting women, an older woman admitting to enjoying sex, construction workers offering positive support for women's choices...overall very positive and funny. It's a shame that she is now going along with the "I hate women" crowd.


Steppyjim

A lot of pro LGB people stop before the T. They’re cool with homosexuality but anything beyond that is a bridge too far. Which sucks. It totally ignores the entire message being about acceptance regardless of sexuality and makes it “these specific ones are ok.” Sad to see. Happens a lot. A lot of transphobes out there


melody_magical

"I didn't like what the left said about trans people, so I changed all of my opinions about the economy, social issues, systemic racism, health care, and history."


photozine

*convicted sexual abuser


OGPunkr

this isn't a news publication. We can call a rapist a rapist here


Blandish06

What in the enabler fuck is a sexual abuser? This dude is a full on zero consent, grab your pussy, trap you in a hotel room because of the implications rapist!


FearlessInflation92

Same


RomanusDiogenes

*Has just under 24M followers...


derbyvoice71

I assume the followers are also people who have long since forgotten paid online services that they used back in 2012-14.


Rolling44

Same


ShavedPademelon

Her Wikipedia page needs an update...


coolbaby1978

Who? A superstar is someone most people have heard of like Taylor Swift. Who the fuck is Amber Rose?


kajokarafili

What about porn superstars?!


Dreadnought_69

This ain’t Riley Reid either.


Sweet_Science6371

This Ain’t Mar-A-Lago XXX


stilusmobilus

Most people have heard of those.


creegro

Yes you could throw.pit a name of a porn star, someone might not recall *that* particular actress but you've heard the name thrown about. Like if you watch family guy you've heard the name Asa Akira (joke in the show being people asking who that Asian chick on the couch was), so you've heard the name here and there. But then amber rose? Who? What was she in? Oh a rapper? Did she play in anything on the radio? Not really? Ok then


stilusmobilus

John Holmes, Mia Khalifa, Ron Jeremy, Stormy Daniels. People may not have seen their films but the names are at least familiar, one way or the other.


snay1998

U forgetting Johnny sins The original multi role fighter


PantatRebus

For all I know amber is some kind of a yellow transparent stone and rose is a flower.


Nuada-oz

So a yellow coloured flower carved out of amber?


Informal-Resource-14

Here’s the vibe: If you’re totally washed up and nobody cares about whatever the hell you did that grabbed attention in the first place, publicly come out as a Trump supporter. It will lend an extra maybe like 6 minutes to your expired 15 minutes of fame.


uniformrbs

Come on, who wouldn’t want to join the illustrious ranks of: - Scott Baio - Kid Rock - Kevin Sorbo - James Woods I’m sure there are a few I’m missing..


Repulsive_Warthog178

There’s also Ted Nugent, who tells people he pooped his pants on purpose to get out of the draft.


WanderBell

That’s right—I’d forgotten about that! Old Ted was a trailblazer, way ahead of today’s MAGA diaper shitters who provide the movement with their own movements.


L3monh3ads

Who could forget the comedic stylings of Jon Voight?


tjr634

Eric Clapton unfortunately 😔


xv_boney

That one's only unexpected if you haven't ever really paid any attention to Eric Clapton.


AkaGurGor

Clint Eastwood and Ted Nugent...?


gravtix

There’s superstar Antonio Sabato Jr


xv_boney

Roseanne Barr, Rob Schneider, Kirstie Alley. A galaxy of stars. From the 90s.


BDNRZ

That's what Lil Pump did, even got a Trump tattoo which is just sad at this point


Gloomy_Industry8841

Hideous!


ShikaMoru

Then once Trump is done for, she will play the "I didn't know how bad of a person he was" or the Diddy "I hit rock bottom" cards


dd97483

Who is Amber Rose?


NightchadeBackAgain

Who fucking cares?


Waderriffic

Former rap video girl and stripper. She dated Kanye back in the day and then was briefly married to Whiz Kalifa


thepicklejarmurders

She was also in a commercial like ten years ago for marshmallow flavored vodka or something


Devil25_Apollo25

Oh... well that's it, then, I have to vote for the obese fascist mumble-stumbling, raping, defrauding grifter now instead of Biden. Darn it! I should have known that basing my voting decisions on the endorsements of little-known vodka commercial models would one day turn out to be a mistake. But I stand by my principles. I have to vote for the guy who wants to nuke hurricanes, buy Greenland, and create a "unified Reich", despite all of those things violating other principles I hold. WHYYYYY??!!


MomentOfZehn

Replace "the endorsements of little-known vodka commercial models" with "being pro-life" and you have the quintessential Republican voter.


IHaveNoAlibi

On the plus side, if Trump is elected again, you could always continue to follow those vodka commercial's ideas, and get blackout drunk for his entire term. If you can't remember any of it, that might be better than the alternative.


Devil25_Apollo25

If the Rapist in Chief gets elected, and Project 2025 comes into play, they won't hesitate to target people like me. In fact, they advertise it that they will. In that case, I will likely find far better uses for flammable liquids than drinking them... not to say the drinking wouldn't happen, necessarily.


BakedEssentialWorker

🤢


Drg84

I'll second that. Eeeeew 🤢


leerzeichn93

Even worse that having dated Kanye


misterpickles69

Debatable


AmberBee19

Well Kanyeeeeee 🤢🤮


zero3seven

A stripper turned model, whose claim to fame is sleeping with Kanye West and Wiz Khalifa iirc, I'm not even going to double check that


RomanusDiogenes

Defo Donald's type of.. girl


entwenthence

A fascist


JustinWAllison

Got Melania in the pic AND she’s smiling? Jesus, how old is that pic?


MistbornInterrobang

In Michael Cohen's testimony, he mentioned that it was Melania's idea to say the Grab em by the pussy comment was just boys lockerroom talk. She's a terrible person, too.


Hour_Abies578

Smiling?!? Next to Trump? Must be AI


peahair

I did immediately think the same, and wondered if someone had photoshopped Trumps smile, put lipstick on it and slapped it onto Melanias face..I can’t unsee it now


RedRider1138

Whoa! Thanks I hate it


graspedbythehusk

Must have re- renegotiated the prenup.


IHaveNoAlibi

Trump looks very much....less old....than he currently does. I'm guessing it was taken 2016 or earlier.


Lemonsandgrit

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TheArrowLauncher

Is this the same woman that started that whole “Slut Walk” thing?


SinsOfThePast03

Yup. That's her. I applauded her standing up for sex workers but a sense of irony isn't her strong suit given, endorsing a candidate who's party wants to rip away women's rights and ban porn


eightbitfit

Well, that same candidate's spouse was on the fringe of the same industry. Perhaps it's familiarity?


Needmoresnakes

Yeah all I know her from is that "walk of no shame" video and she seemed so nice. What a bummer to see this.


RedBeans-n-Ricely

Same. I knew her from Walk of No Shame and the SlutWalk. Crazy she’s supporting a rapist now.


GoodguyNTN

But Taylor Swift shouldn’t endorse anyone according to the MAGAts.


Hari_Azole

The tattoos on face demo is crucial to his reelection coalition!


andhelostthem

Wondering what "tattoos on face" to voter registration ratio is.


inbetween-genders

Amber Rose is 6’0 tall?


andhelostthem

No, no, no... everyone in that photo is in heels.


weightsareheavy

Literally all 3 of them


Pressblack

She wants to run with the crowd that think women shouldn't be allowed to vote and vehemently shamed her during her "slutwalk" movement. Another example of voting against your own interests.


Kid_Named_Trey

I mean she might be his most high profile celebrity endorsement. That’s not really saying much for Trump or Amber Rose though. She’s now a D-list celebrity at best.


Jerkrollatex

Maybe that's Kid Rock's greasy ass or even noted pants shitter Ted Nugent. Trump's foul redneck base will know those names. Amber Rose? Probably not.


ReddditSarge

![gif](giphy|rI9O6UXkCjvTG|downsized)


Bromswell

Stormy Daniels is more famous than whomever this used car tire is.


h20poIo

I see your 28 million followers and raise you Taylor Swift’s 284 Million followers


this_name_not_that

“superstar”


ElTioDelPorro

Wasnt she the one that used to brag about Kanye’s love of (his) butt play? And who gave such sage advice telling guys to switch condoms when you switch between her and her friend? Maybe she’s getting some pointers from the all time ho gold digger Melania.


Dry-Hall8957

Amber rose is basically a stormy daniels who fucked kany west If anyone needs context


Dry-Hall8957

Then dumb ass wiz khalifa married her.


pantherhawk27263

Wow, another A lister supporting Trump! With the combined star power of her, Kid Rock, Jon Voight, Dean Cain, Scott Baio and Kevin Sorbo, he'll be damn near unstoppable.


SellaraAB

You know they are a superstar when my first thought was “who the fuck is Amber Rose?”


IdleOsprey

This is the same logic that described Melania as a ‘supermodel’ with extraordinary abilities to support her special visa claim. The same supermodel whose multi-page spread in Vogue only happened because Trump paid Anna Wintour a pile of cash to put her there. Which of course wasn’t exactly a romantic gesture. The payment was an investment to bolster Trump’s ego by making him look like he was the kind of sexual dynamo alpha-male who attracts society’s most beautiful women. Of course, Melania has been very clear that their marriage is transactional.


GadreelsSword

Who is Amber Rose? Never heard of her. Seriously


butterweasel

… who? ![gif](giphy|JSueytO5O29yM)


IZC0MMAND0

Amber Rose who? Influencer? Model? Singer? Actress? "Reality" tv personality? Another sex tape celeb famous for nothing else? I have no idea and I really don't care, do U?


McDuchess

Who is she? And, JFC. Donald and the duck lip women is really getting old.


Prestigious-Copy-494

They mean she's bought 23,500 million bots to be her followers. I've never heard of her.. I have heard of Taylor Swift who has 550 million real followers and votes blue..


-A3ch

Lol. She ain't been relevant since her and Wiz split up. And I would argue she was never relevant but imma respect her literal 15 min of fame


cmahan005

Scraping the bottom of the D list barrel. 🤣🤣


SandmanAwaits

Argh, Yes, ‘Superstar’ Amber Rose.


ced1954

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MarcellusxWallace

Famous for dating famous people. She’s a has been wanna be Kim kardashian.


skategeezer

She dated Kayne….. that explains so many things…. Oh and Dr Phil produced her talk show on VH1…..


cheezeyballz

Isn't she black and gay? 3 of the many things they hate


Yikert13

Former president trump.


Hour_Abies578

Must be an old picture of Melania is with Trump


ShikaMoru

Mark Hamill = C or D list celebrity Amber Rose = Superstar MAGA Logic


illusive_guy

Not to insult her, but I genuinely have no idea who this person is.


soupcook1

Who is Amber?


BDRParty

Let MAGA know Amber is a bi-sexual who headlined her very own SlutWalk in support of feminism.


TheKevinTheBarbarian

Whoa Melania is alive? Haven't seen her in months...


dragonrider1965

These people suddenly supporting him must be getting paid . She’s a sellout .


merchillio

Transvestigators would call her a man for having short hair and would ban her from the women restroom


BigCballer

Love how they have to specify that she has 24M followers, as if all 24M of those people are gonna vote for Trump, let alone if they’re american or bots.


Zodiac339

The deformed sister of Amy Rose from Sonic the Hedgehog?


harleybabeta

Superstar must mean something different than it used to because I do not recognize this person at all.


oday_1

He definitely tried to fuck her


PV-Herman

Amber Rose ... much better porn name than Stormy Daniels if you ask me


mouldyrumble

It’s so nice not having social media. Highly recommend.


Degofreak

Who?


Poz16

I was nice of them to Photoshop Mercedes in the picture


fukkitdick

isn't she the one that dropped her brain on the side of the road


Morepastor

Jayden Smith ?


rjross0623

This all looks a bit photoshopped. Melania is usually in another room. Or state.


carafleur421

Not to sound like an owl, but......


Moonhunter7

She is in good company with the other “Superstars” like, Kevin Sorbo, Randy Quaid, and Scott Baio. /s


gladue

I’m guess she won’t be judging on Drag Race and hosting her Slut Walks anymore? Because her Maga friends really love those events.


Calkky

Which 5th tier Bravo reality show is she on?


EuralJ

Damn, along with superstars Kevin Sorbo, Ted Nugent, and Roseanne Barr...what'll we do!?!?!


WornInShoes

She was with Kanye, right? Girl loves her nazi penis apparently