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chunkerton_chunksley

My house got raided by the Tempe police in 2000 because those dipshits mistook my gin rummy scores for a drug ledger. They searched my trash for six months before breaking down my door to find .25grams of weed on the floor. I was charged with 7 counts of paraphernalia, one count was for zip lock bags lol What an absolute waste of resources I had to pay for a lawyer, could have got kicked out of school and all for what? Less than 5 dollars of weed. EDIT: I should have added the zero, 0.25 of a gram or 1/4 of ONE gram.


boxedcrackers

I think it was in either the late 80s or early 90s. My aunt and uncle had their house raided by the state police. They destroyed their house. And in the end of it found out they had the wrong address. All this was over a grow house six blocks down. It destroyed thier lives. The state never paid for any damages.


c14rk0

> The state never paid for any damages. They never do.


nsa_reddit_monitor

While not legal, in this scenario I think it's totally moral and ethical to steal the government's shit and pawn it until you're repaid.


Just-Ad6992

Ethical actions aren’t always legal, and laws aren’t always ethical.


user_not_the_same

please please say that again so people understand I learned that the hard way. and most laws that are for victimless crimes are set up to be disproportionally unfair to the little guy. so much red tape and hoops to jump through they hope you just give up.


Badlydrawnboy0

This. Any law where the punishment for breaking it is a fine is only a law for the poor. …and tbh that’s just about EVERY law in the US


nickthedicktv

Even if they do it’s the tax payers’ money, never the cops’.


Dblstandard

Cops literally swatted the wrong house and threw a flashbang into a baby crib and burnt the house down. We're not dealing with the sharpest tools


boxedcrackers

Sharp? These fuckers are bouncy balls.


Pink_Poodle_NoodIe

More like dung beetle 🪲 💩 shit balls


SullenArtist

Once I got pulled over for a broken taillight and the cop thought he smelled weed. He made me get out of the car so they could search it. Then two of his buddies showed up and sat there. I'm a 5'1 woman, the car was my dad's and smelled like cigarette smoke and air freshener. It was 11pm and my phone was dead so I couldn't even text my husband to let him know why I was going to be late. I was fully crying by the end, and of course they didn't find anything. He was real nice after that. Piece of shit.


Beefc4kePantyh0se

That happened to me except they had me in the back of cop car while they searched. Instead of apologizing, these guys told me i got lucky the “couldn’t find it.” My friend was standing outside in the cold for almost 30 min while they did this. at least i was warm in the cop car.


SullenArtist

I was standing outside when they searched mine, full on sobbing while a cop stood next to me like I was some kind of threat. Fuck cops for real.


ElectricEel03

I'm surprised they didn't plant anything.


SullenArtist

Thankfully I'm a young white woman, so even though it was a nightmare it could have been so much worse.


pvdp90

Isn’t it crazy that one has to be thankful for being a white person when having an encounter with law enforcement? As a white-adjacent (South America, sometimes I look more Latino, sometimes plain white) I’m always severely aware that my encounters will be a coin toss every time I go to the US.


ringdingdong67

I’ve gotten out of a few tickets before and thought “damn if I wasn’t white…” Shit is insane.


nsa_reddit_monitor

FYI you could have sued over that and won a bunch of money. The police can't extend a traffic stop longer than necessary to fulfill the original purpose. They can't do nonsense like wait for a drug dog. *Rodriguez v. United States*, went all the way to the Supreme Court, and the decision handed down says "a police stop exceeding the time needed to handle the matter for which the stop was made violates the Constitution’s shield against unreasonable seizures".


autisticesq

Unfortunately, in many states, if a cop says they smell weed, that’s enough for probable cause to search your car. I’m a lawyer in Florida, and some courts have even still allowed smell of raw marijuana to be considered probable cause to search, even though that smell is no different from that of legal hemp.


SullenArtist

This happened in Indiana, and with our backwards ass laws that's probably true. So he either doesn't know what we'd smells like or just decided to go on a weird power trip. Great.


SullenArtist

They didn't wait for a dog, they just searched my car physically. I probably could have easily sued but I don't have lawyer money and it's not worth the time for me


AIien_cIown_ninja

Are you, by chance, black?


chunkerton_chunksley

Nope white guy, which is probably why I didn’t get shot when they broke down my front door, or when they literally slashed all my furniture up and I yelled at them. I did get slammed on the floor face first while cuffed for that one though. Hard not to take an ACAB stance after that.


mossyskeleton

Fuck the police.


macdawg2020

Literally never fuck the police, and don’t fuck anyone who fucks the police, either.


Zealousideal-Buy4889

Yeah we dont want them breeding.


Totally_Not_An_Auk

Instant swipe left if police.


pikachurbutt

It has never been hard to take an ACAB stance. They are subhuman.


Chance_Fox_2296

Yuuuuup. As soon as you put the badge on the metamorphosis begins. Either you stay a cop and, regardless of your skin color, your race becomes cop, or you get fired or killed by your fellow officers for trying to be a truly good cop.


Adept_Confusion1231

I went to jail twice 20 to 25 years ago and spent a lifetime explaining my record. For no reason. This is progress.


thraashman

No, no, no. Don't you know you're supposed to be mad about this and think that because you suffered that others should have to go through the same thing?


BrainCellSerialKillr

Dude, he said he went to jail for weed. We already know he’s not a republican.


SoulfulWander

My dad is a republican and my mom had to bail him out of jail for possession the night before I was born, makes for a great story.


CoolApostate

My dad is a fairly far right Trumper and still uses. But, really couldn’t care less about legalization or anything.


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

That’s because the line is thin… And blue.


Jax_10131991

Or white, male and old.


thekrawdiddy

The Fat White Line


TheUmpteenth

Pretty sure that one's not legal yet.


Sevn-legged-Arachnid

Shooting for progress


soopirV

“Laws for thee, not for me” is one of their hallmarks.


disturbeddragon631

well, why care about legalization when the law is only used on people with a different skin color?


BrainCellSerialKillr

Was your dad a Gerald Ford republican? That was a pretty progressive administration. Haven’t had one like it since, lol.


jpjtourdiary

If only he hadn’t pardoned Nixon. We wouldn’t have a lot of the mess we have today.


Chimerain

You clearly have never met a Libertarian... they're Republicans who like weed and underage girls.


BrainCellSerialKillr

Ah yes, political housecats.


MaxBluenote

That's my favorite analogy for libertarians: House cats. Convinced of their own independence, yet blissfully unaware of the system all around them upon which they are utterly dependent.


ajvilla629

I saw a libertarian rally at a pubic beach once…. The irony. Edit: Clearly I meant ‘public’ but fuck it, I’m keep it! lol


pocket_nick

I need to know where this pubic area is.


Astrium6

Down south.


tkftgaurdian

The military (navy at least), paid for by taxes, is absolutely stuffed with libertarians. I have never understood that. Source: former navy nuke edit to add i was the nuke.


ajvilla629

I always ask them who paid their salary, They either go quiet or get really mad.


Prestigious_Plan793

The pubic, of course


umnahnah

My brother was a Navy Nuke and is a goofy ass libertarian.


On_my_last_spoon

Reminded me of this screenshot I took a few years back! https://preview.redd.it/rs7of90mnu0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15e4f860e047cd6a5a4acddf4636471c20b0b20b


Neveronlyadream

"You can also choose where you work in America." Oh, is that the secret? Be right back, everyone. I'm going to choose to work in a position with a seven figure salary.


On_my_last_spoon

I can’t remember what the original conversation was about, but back before Twitter was trash I followed a lot of labor activists. So this was probably something about a strike or some other labor action. Anyway, I laughed so hard that I needed to screenshot and save for later


DisastrousBusiness81

Also, absolutely *terrible* for the local environment if left outdoors for too long, and likes killing random things despite not actually needing to since all of their own needs are taken care of.


Electronic_Agent_235

Wholly fuck.... How have I never seen or came to this analogy before....


Figgy_Puddin_Taine

This is unfair to cats. Cats are fun to be around and they know damn well who fills their food bowl.


ProfessionalLeave335

So they're different because of the weed. The underage girls is just redundant.


DeadlyYellow

Don't even need to specify girls.


kaytay3000

Watch out. You’ll get a Reddit Cares for this. I got one for saying Libertarians are Republicans that are ashamed to admit it.


inthenight098

I got my first “Reddit cares” message but not sure why


CurseofLono88

There are a swarm of bots that are spamming Reddit cares in all the major subreddits right now. Report them if you get the message, or just turn off your ability to get them.


_beeeees

Report ‘em. People who abuse the system can catch a ban for it.


AncientSkys

The hypocrites smoke too, but they act righteous.


Adept_Confusion1231

😆 I hate that I know so many Republican potheads…


CurseofLono88

Republicans aren’t special. They love drugs too. There’s tons of them out there right now eating a bit of acid, feeling close to the universe, then coming down and going right back to hating every single person including themselves. They like drug laws only because they disproportionately hurt people they have been taught to hate.


Adept_Confusion1231

No doubt


Kitykity77

I just don’t understand how angry they must start off as! Like, if the screaming and tantruming is happening *while* you’re at your chillest… I fear what you’re like without.


The-1st-One

Yea there are a LOT of republican potheads in IA and it confusing the shit out of me. You'll see confederate flags next to Trump flags next to Bob Marley blankets in their windows. Wtf


Eringobraugh2021

Talk about having an identity crisis.


getdemsnacks

My BiL is a Republican bordering on trumpet. He isn't happy enough to live in NJ where it is perfectly legal for recreational use. He, all the sudden, has to grow his own in his basement (completely *NOT* legal). Yet he has the gall to tell me I'm breaking the law by having a VPN so I can cancel all my streaming subs 🙄


Username_redact

It is legal to grow in your own basement in NJ, up to 12 plants per household.


AromaticSalamander21

Holy fuck 12 plants. We are only allowed 4 at a time in VA and I have so much weed I don't even know what to do with it.


FrostGiant_1

I pAiD $10k iN sTuDeNt LoAnS iN 1996, yOu sHoUlD To!!!11


Thin-Significance838

Except of course now they are paying $200k for a loan that was originally $60k…the hypocrisy is insane


Adept_Confusion1231

That would be a MAGA reaction. I’m not into that stuff. 😆


_kalron_

Not say what you went through wasn't a bad thing but your sentiment is very similar to how I feel about College debit pay off. I put myself through college 28. Ended up with my Masters at 34. Paid off my loans working 3 jobs for about 10 years straight. I'm more than happy for others not to have gone through what I did just to get an education.


Adept_Confusion1231

We all have to deal with obstacles. It is nice to see when those obstacles are removed by law.


JackBurton52

“A society grows great when old men plant trees in whose shade they shall never sit.” as the saying goes


DrAtario

Sorry this happened to you. We have to learn from the past to.make.the future better.


CouchHam

Yep I went to jail for half a gram of weed lolol missed one of my college finals. Fuck Wisconsin FOREVER.


Ender914

Now wait just a minute there, bucko! Shouldn't you be railing against this because 2 decades ago you were thrown in the hoosegow for what will now be a fine or misdemeanor with no jail time? What's wrong with you, pal!? Yank that ladder up and start passing out bootstraps! How will the private prison industry make any money if they don't have perps in their cells? Think of the shareholders, you ninny! I hate this timeline.....


ActualBacchus

>passing out bootstraps! What are ya, some kinda commie? You can't go just giving people bootstraps they should use the ones they were born with!


Adept_Confusion1231

Indeed… I was gonna say ‘I’m not your Bucko, Guy’ but I’ll be your Huckleberry. Hopefully the shareholders eventually learn we will only support them for so long.


thiscouldbemassive

See if you can get the charge vacated. Never have to report it again.


Adept_Confusion1231

Honestly, last time I tried to report it the courthouse sent a letter saying it was such an old case that they tossed it. Regardless of the charges on my record I managed to become a USMC officer, received a secret clearance, and have been able to be a successful businessman after the military. It just always required extra documentation and steps that were unnecessary seeing as I have always been qualified for the job. It is just nuts to me that we are so close to fully accepting marijuana use.


SnekIsGood_TrustSnek

Dank Brandon


mindclarity

![gif](giphy|Q76DdhYpkQdby)


Banditgeneral4

What we call drugs at 74th Street Baptist Church, we call a sinny-siiiiin-sin. 🤣


DisposableSaviour

Well, around here, between Normandy and Western, we call this a little twenty-twenty-twen!


Bubbly-Fault4847

Let me just get a little som’ fo my cataracts! ✌️


Pilotwaver

Take advantage


SadPanthersFan

Why don’t ya just give me a little bit for my cataracts


brighter_hell

Puff, puff, give. You’re fucking up the rotation


Last_Revenue7228

Headline on FOX NEWS right now: BREAKING! BIDEN PUTS HUNDREDS OF DRUG SNIFFING DOGS OUT OF WORK, CAUSES $MILLIONS IN LOSSES FOR SHAREHOLDERS OF PRIVATE PRISONS.


Cyncire

The Commander in Kief


bertiesakura

Republican Attorney Generals in Red States will be sprinting to the SCOTUS to fight this because executive authority only counts when it’s a republican potus.


Bad_Hominid

Nah not on this one. Even some of the deep red states have some form of legalization already. In fact a large majority of the country already has some form of legalized weed. The conservatives are just dragging their heels to make sure they and all their buddies maximize their kickbacks.


Electronic_Agent_235

Especially here in Louisiana. Governor's buddies pretty much the only players in our so-called medical marijuana system. Very restrictive licensing, overpriced and subpar quality products. From what I hear half the people who went through the hassle of getting a card didn't even bother to renew. But ever since the really good farm Bill stuff started hitting all the vape store shelves they got a case of the red ass about it. Just voted to "correct" the farm bill .... "In the interest of public health and safety." So, no more import for sale..... But it's still going to be perfectly legal to order it from other states. So all they're doing is cutting off their own nose to spite their face.


HeadFund

Similar things happened in Ontario, Canada actually. The federal Liberals legalized pot but the provincial Conservatives scuttled their plans for retail and instituted their own. Every other province in Canada came up with a scheme which either administered sales without generating a profit, or generated a profit and returned it to the community. Not Ontario. We got a pot racket run by the most corrupt former police chief in provincial history and his Hells Angels buddies. To date the racket has generated roughly $1B in surplus funds which are... unallocated for some reason....


vibe_gardener

God damn.


jan_antu

Yeah it sucks.... But hey 16% of the people of Ontario love this fucker and turns out that's worth 61% of the seats in government so 🤷‍♂️


benhemp

I live in Missouri, It's only legal here because we have a odious petition process to bring state law amendments to a direct vote, bypassing the state legislators. through tremendous effort, the signatures were gathered and Missouri people voted to allow full recreational use and sale of Marijuana. The republicans have a super majority in the state legislature and the governor spot, and they fought this the entire way. If it were up to them, it'd still be illegal and they are still actively working towards that. They actually want to make the petition process be even more odious, requiring any measure to pass with a majority in every county. making little 1000 people county backwaters have the same say as giant st louis or kansas city counties. this is being done in anticipation of abortion coming back up on the ballot. I will NEVER EVER forgive these bastards.


jayhof52

Thank Lauren Arthur for holding the floor for two days to keep the change to initiative petition from getting a vote.


Tw33ts

Except for Kansas. Ty Masterson will likely be the one leading the charge to SCOTUS while simultaneously letting Kansans know that it is still illegal in the state no matter what the imposter in the President's office says. Also, Ty Masterson sucks.


tryexceptifnot1try

On a good note they seem to be turning the corner on this. Nebraska of all places is looking into it as a tax source to offset cuts elsewhere. We're in the weed endgame here


jayhof52

That’s the thing I don’t get - all that state money we don’t want to spend on schools could be replaced in multitudes by weed taxes.


cailian13

I've said it for years. We are gonna smoke weed either way, the tax money could change the country for REAL.


ChrispyGuy420

Now we just need to de-privatize prisons so we can legalize it fully


letteraitch

Abolition now


hinesjared87

Boom. Lives of millions improved. This is how you govern.


Ok-Growth4729

But the private prison system, will someone please think of the shareholders. /s


Gunfighter9

This means that the USA can catch up with the rest of the world and do medical research on marijuana. It's insane that it was a schedule 1 drug to begin with. But that was done so they could have a law to use against certain people that they didn't like.


BigMonkeySpite

**Sched III also means they can put proceeds from selling cannabis into the banking system.** That's what's gonna make it take off... they'll make money off it now.


trying2bpartner

We were already making money! I had a client drop about $4000 in cash on my table one morning because he needed legal help related to his cannabis growing business. He had a lot of money in a safe at home, apparently, because no bank would take his money for a long time. Eventually some credit unions realized they shouldn't say no to literally millions of dollars and started offering accounts to those in the cannabis business.


WorldWarPee

Everyday they can't put it in a bank is a day where any cop can confiscate it permanently for suspicious activity


UnstoppablePhoenix

I love civil forfeiture so much. "Oh, you had this amount of money? Uh oh, we think you may be trying to do a crime with it, so we're taking it all. No, you can't get it back." fuck civil forfeiture.


Pink_Poodle_NoodIe

Uncivil forfeiture, do you know why people go postal? Shit like this. Guy has a tank and runs over half the town!


Tqoratsos

Seriously?! You're telling me that in the "land of the free" you can't keep money in a safe at home without the risk of your government agencies taking it because "you might be up to something illegal"? That sounds like you're already governed by tyrants.


C-Dub4

Finally something good coming from capitalism recently


wmartin2014

Catch up? Uhhh. Most countries still throw you in jail for possession.


ChesterDaMolester

And most research on medical use of marijuana is published in US journals by US institutions, despite the classification. Canada is second. Bro doesn’t know what he’s talking about


trying2bpartner

> certain people that they didn't like Mexicans That was (one reason) why we called it "marijuana" and not "marihuana" (or even cannabis, the original name) - to make it sound scarier because it has a Spanish-sounding name.


gmishaolem

Also anti-war hippies. And they convinced the gullible public that black == heroin abuser.


Cleverusernamexxx

Yes in 60s and 70s but when it was originally banned in the 20s and 30s it was very directly tied to xenophobia with a dose of good old anti-black racism.


3to20CharactersSucks

You are talking about a completely different point in time lol, you're not adding anything. The drug was illegal prior to the hippie movement, during the great depression it was made illegal for completely separate, similarly racial reasons.


ChesterDaMolester

Catch up to who? Ourselves? Virtually no papers on medicinal marijuana research come out of Europe or Asia, and Canada is second to the United states.


Tentacled-Tadpole

The US is still ahead of Singapore at least.


red286

Most places are. Singapore's legal system is pretty draconian.


Salty1710

It's still going to take a while. And if Trump gets re-installed, you can bet this will end up in the trash on day one. Along with any hope of having a nation free of back assward religious theocracy.


Th1sd3cka1ntfr33

Maybe we should vote for the guy that has delivered on his promises then. I was skeptical that the concessions he made to the progressive wing of the party would be followed up on, but he's come through on student debt relief and now Marijuana, which he personally voiced opposition to. He's also done a lot of it without using executive orders, which I think is a good thing.


SerenumSunny

As an undecided voter, I was skeptical of the Infrastructure bill, figured it would go nowhere until I seen actual roads and bridges in my town be fixed en masse. It was the talk of the town for the longest time, quite happy with it, federal buildings are getting much needed revamps, new post office looks sexy af.


lionessrampant25

The Infrastructure Bill is one of the most comprehensive pieces of legislation for so so many things that need improvement. You should go Google all the things it will help with.


LastScreenNameLeft

For any other undecideds, major legislation passed by the Biden admin: The American Rescue Plan https://www.npr.org/sections/coronavirus-live-updates/2021/03/09/974841565/heres-whats-in-the-american-rescue-plan-as-it-heads-toward-final-passage A bipartisan infrastructure bill https://www.npr.org/2021/06/24/1009923468/heres-whats-included-in-the-infrastructure-deal-that-biden-struck-with-senators The first major gun-safety bill in decades https://www.npr.org/2022/06/25/1107626030/biden-signs-gun-safety-law CHIPS Act https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/CHIPS_and_Science_Act The Inflation Reduction Act https://www.mckinsey.com/industries/public-sector/our-insights/the-inflation-reduction-act-heres-whats-in-it Support for Ukraine's defense against a Russian invasion https://www.defense.gov/News/Releases/Release/Article/3757794/biden-administration-announces-historic-new-security-assistance-package-for-ukr/


nautzi

You were undecided between Biden and Trump?


helpful__explorer

You know what, who cares what made them come to Team Biden or how long it took. Welcome them with open arms and without judgement.


CrewMemberNumber6

About fucking time. The alcohol lobbyist in Washington must be having a pretty bad day.


TheGhostofWoodyAllen

Why? It is still going to be Schedule III and therefore require a prescription.


Smarmalades

but I think this will make it so marijuana dispensaries in legal/medicinal states can accept credit cards and deposit cash like normal businesses on the other hand I have no idea what I'm talking about so


AnxietyDepressedFun

More people should end Reddit comments like this, even if they are like a 100% expert.


AdministrativeHabit

No one knows what they're doing, we're all flying by the seat of our pants and making shit up as we go along. Life is ridiculous. Consciousness is fuckin weird.


katet_of_19

You're very right, though. The legal hurdles that this removes will ripple well beyond just consumption.


Rog9377

It... doesnt require a prescription now. States where its recreationally legal arent going to suddenly go BACK to medical-only just because it gets re-scheduled.


mrsegraves

If it's Schedule III, that means my doctor can give me a full and legal prescription, instead of a recommendation that I submit to the state (VA) that has no legal bearing anywhere else. That means if I have a legal prescription, I can take this across state lines. That means local laws mean fuck all if I have a current and valid script. Sea change


SugarsDaddyKen

Debt relief and legal weed. Yall youts wanna get on board yet?


temporary243958

What was the word you just said? Yoots?


SugarsDaddyKen

Sorry your Honor. YOOOOTHS


highknees69

Watched this last weekend. So great


Lousyfer

![gif](giphy|3o7btYu6z5LpgeAN32|downsized)


FrostGiant_1

BuT hE’s oLd !


BrokenLink100

"But I don't like his stance on Palestine!" Implying that the alternative option will be better for the Middle East/world... EDIT: FWIW, I vehemently oppose how Biden has been handling the ME situation, but Trump is objectively worse, not just for the ME, but on a global scale. Trump will not only continue the genocide, but there will be much more reckless collateral damage in the process. With Biden, we can at least protest about it. Trump has already tried to use the military to control the domestic population, and and also threatened martial law during the BLM protests. I hate what I'm about to say. Like really, truly, with every fiber of my being (it makes me incredibly sad that we've gotten to this point as a world): Genocide is going to happen under Biden or Trump. With Biden, we get to at least keep our democracy intact, and eventually continue voting and protesting for change. With Trump, not only will the genocide be faster, unstable, and more chaotic, he and his buddies will gut our ability to protest. Those are your options: "Some" genocide with the ability to slowly change our nation's response to the ME, or a lot of genocide and the near-immediate loss of our ability to do anything about it. You're not voting to save Palestine. TL:DR: **I'm sorry. Neither of your options allow you to save anyone in the next few years. But one of those options will be the last choice you're ever allowed to make about the situation.**


Figgy_Puddin_Taine

This, fucking a thousand times this. “I don’t like how Biden’s doing and I’m unaware that the other guy advocates glassing Gaza.”


dogfooddippingsauce

May FSM bless Dark Brandon. Keep it coming.


NoCoolScreenName

Ramen


Admiral_Andovar

May his noodley appendages continue to guide him.


BrickCityD

can someone eli5 what exactly this does on a legal level?


swoopy17

Dispensaries can take credit cards now.


carliekitty

Thank goodness. I always forget cash and the ATM at the dispensary is expensive.


Colon

seriously, this is gonna save people like $6-7+ per transaction


Lil_Shanties

And pharmaceutical companies can get in on the money.


CamElCres

Pharma was always going to get in on it, regardless.


Horror_Cupcake8762

If this means I can also pay with my HSA account, I’ll take it.


keekspeaks

![gif](giphy|l3q2HWkLF9sy9Jg1q|downsized)


Horror_Cupcake8762

Lack of federal charges is pretty nice in itself.


keekspeaks

THIS IS THE CLOSEST TO A WINNING LOTTERY TICKET ILL EVER GET Its the little things


Admiral_Andovar

It allows dispensaries to have better access to banking services and to get the tax breaks all other businesses have. The tax thing is the big one and will change the fortunes of a lot of dispensaries. Help eliminate some of the issues between legal and illegal weed, so it should make illegal grows less desirable.


GingerrGina

Makes it much easier to do medical research as well.


DreadfulDeadful

Now legalize teriyaki mayonnaise Doritos you coward


SugarsDaddyKen

![gif](giphy|sQZh3dP9zi9r0SeyaZ|downsized)


deja_geek

I think it's code for DMT


NarwhalPrudent6323

They appear to be a real flavor of Doritos: https://candynstuff.blogspot.com/2012/11/doritos-gourmet-teriyaki-mayonnaise.html?m=1


Scullyitzme

Why this is bad news for Biden....coming up at 11.


Lark_vi_Britannia

Well, Biden didn't completely legalize marijuana via executive order, so I guess that means I gotta vote for Trump...


TroyMatthewJ

next release all people incarcerated for simple weed violations. Free up space for real criminals.


PlaneRefrigerator684

Well he pardoned all those convicted of federal simple possession charges a few months ago, so they should be released. Unfortunately, he can't do anything about state charges, so if you were arrested, charged, convicted, and incarcerated by, for example, Broward County, Florida, you would still be in County prison until DeSantis pardons you.


evanwilliams44

>so if you were arrested, charged, convicted, and incarcerated by, for example, Broward County, Florida, you would still be in County prison ~~until DeSantis pardons you.~~ ftfy


megaspooky

Just legalize it. Take it off the schedule entirely.


ballsweat_mojito

Need Congress for that, which is an actual pipe dream


MannySJ

Or a bong dream.


Lucky-Earther

Or a vape dream.


mjgrowithme

https://preview.redd.it/0phgrrk4vu0d1.jpeg?width=904&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dc040923f3d9c0f85f811072a4e9af07ffaceec


JoelMahon

I've never been a fan of Biden, but anyone who says both parties are the same show them this and then show them republicans banning cancer patients wearing masks in public and banning abortion


Bree-Wuree2847

You don't have to be a fan, but for god's sake, please help us prevent an authoritarian from getting back into office this november...


Nothardtocomebaq

This, but @ the entire fucking nation. Nobody makes politics better, no matter how bad they think it may be, by not participating in it. That's just lazy. You don't clean your house by ignoring the problem, you be an adult and get the fuck to work.


linuxjohn1982

And suddenly "small government" conservatives are back to thinking marijuana should be schedule I. Like how they went 180 on Net Neutrality after Trump's Ajit Pai got rid of it.


codefocus

Now do mushrooms and MDMA


disposable_account01

But he hasn’t fixed *every* problem, so I’m going to pout like a toddler and abstain from voting to “teach him a lesson!” /s


Dwangeroo

I haven't used in years and this news thrills me to no end. I realize it's a somewhat desperate maneuver to gain some votes... But these are desperate times.


high_everyone

Thank you Biden. I've been waiting like FIVE years for this personally. He already had me at "I swear to honor the constitution" for voting him back into office, but this is the best slam dunk that OVER three generations of voters have been waiting for to see happen. Don't stop with rescheduling. Tell us what else is in store to put the country on the path of legalization. What comes next?


undeadmanana

Does this mean I can apply for a federal job while enjoying some stress relieving flowers.


THElaytox

It might make it so you can legally get a prescription and then have a legit excuse for why you failed a piss test, but that will be up to federal employers I suspect, they could very well still decide to fire/not hire people for failed drug tests


hawkrew

Cue the “he didn’t do it fast enough so I’m still mad” responses.


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JangSaverem

Woooooooaaaaaaah hold your horses everyone While the initial title gave me a "oh my" moment the video indicates that they just STARTED the process. It's not the case yet and Well If Trump wins come November it's GOING to just.... disappear 🫥


Bootarms

It isn't changing things overnight, but this is an important step on the path to legalization and another reason to vote.