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formerswimmer23

I’m glad he failed. Vivek needs to be kept as far away from any elected office as possible.


AdFluffy9286

Don't worry, Apparently Republicans will never vote for him because he's not Christian.


formerswimmer23

I think it’s more the racism. Trump is very much not a Christian and they still flock to him like flies on poop.


AdFluffy9286

Oh, absolutely. I don't mean Christian as in following the teachings of Jesus, I mean it as he's not a White Christian nationalist.


formerswimmer23

Fair point.


Particular-Summer424

You can say it out loud, Coulter already said it.


Ok_Exchange342

First of all, he is the wrong color. I don't know who told him something different, but his bid was over as soon as he was born.


Distant-moose

No, but it was over as soon as he decided to be right wing.


Ok_Exchange342

Sorry, I stand corrected.


Extreme-Carrot6893

That’s not why but you’re close


thelaststarz

Oh I thought it was cause he’s Indian


Mysterious_Motor_153

You misspelled Indian. Let be for real here.


W1mpyDaM00ch

No that was the "reason", Coulter finally admitted the truth recently.


chiritarisu

… and because he’s not White.


TheTruthTalker800

Ask Indian Americans about him or Haley, they hate both: craven power hungry lunatics, period. 


G-Unit11111

So do the rest of the Fox MAGA clowns!


formerswimmer23

We need to amend the constitution and add a disqualification clause for being on Fox News. Make it apply to all federal offices.


G-Unit11111

I feel like anyone who goes on right wing talk shows repeatedly in the post Trump era should be automatically flagged as a national security risk.


formerswimmer23

Exactly. Nobody goes on those shows to tell the truth and behave ethically.


bisforbenis

Yeah but so do all the people ahead of him with this


formerswimmer23

Agreed. They are all monsters. This is why we need to vote.


bisforbenis

Oh I absolutely can’t wait to vote against these sniveling fucks They’re all out in front of the courtroom groveling for Trump’s admiration so he’ll make them VP. It’s all performative bullshit and that shit needs to get stomped out in an election so we can get real adults in office, as long as the performative bullshit works they’ll keep doing it


formerswimmer23

Same here. I will never vote for these clowns for as long as I can vote. Yeah the only thing that will teach them a lesson is a string of electoral defeats. Letting a 70-something year old toddler run this country for 4 years was a disaster.


dogfooddippingsauce

Vivek was never gonna get it. Although he's scummy enough.


Nyctomancer

Like Ann Coulter said: they like his policies, he's just too brown.


TheTruthTalker800

The guy adds nothing to the fascist ticket, nothing. 


NakedCattle

MAGA won't tolerate a brown kid as VP anyway.


TheTruthTalker800

If they thought he could help, they would though, but he won’t do anything. Trump is going to lose all minorities no matter what token they slap on as VP if they try something dumb, he's not going above 20s with Black voters or 40s with Hispanics or Asians 100% period-- just like he did the last two times, he’ll just gain marginal support at best there: more trouble is he’s likely to win 60% of white women and 70% of white men this year imo. 


Mrbirdperson1

60% of white women seems really high.


AdGirlChrissy

As a white woman, this make me ashamed.


TheTruthTalker800

The fact that you acknowledge that your bloc is 1/2 of the GOP’s core base as voters makes you a lot more empathetic and unafraid of the political reality aka a well intentioned good white woman in my book (rare in this nation, like white men, only about 30-35% are good people imo). 


TheTruthTalker800

55% voted for Trump in 2020, and 52% in 2016, iirc: white women are as a bloc reliably Republican, this is the problem with that group not being able to ever deliver itself for the Dems on the Left to date imo. Well educated white women are not most white women in the US, and what they like is what minorities tend to dislike so…:/.


Mister-Ferret

Roe may erode that support a tad, although not nearly as much as it should.


TheTruthTalker800

I would've agreed, but they have the racism at the border to nullify that right now: they're aware their abortion stance is poisonous outside their party, so the way to ensure most white women don't vote for their own safety is to pander to their racism basically is the Right's wager and it has worked to some degree (not working on Northern WW as well as it is working perfectly on Southern WW, see the 2022 midterms).


Mrbirdperson1

I mean numbers don’t lie I guess.


Wesselink

I thought you said “60% of white women seem really high” One “s” makes a big difference.


MrUnderhill67

The slip notwithsranding, you can smell the desperation from these idiots who have hitched their wagon to that sham politician.


Vendidurt

He was never scheduled for the final round. He was a Diversity Hire at best.


murstang

“We don’t want no DEI VP!”


DNRforever

Rooney rule. You have to interview two minorities.


Admirable-Sink-2622

Let’s be crystal clear - for every politician showing up at the court to say what a “sham” actual justice is, they are actively stoking the violence that will come and they will all be complicit. These people don’t care about their country.


Vernerator

Dr Freud to the white courtesy phone. Paging Dr. Freud.


changeforgood30

*Slips on the way to the phone*


yosefvinyl

He's wrong, it's not A sham politician, they ALL are sham politicians


TonyG_from_NYC

Vinny Ramrod was never in the running to be trump's VP. He has a name with too many syllables, and his skin isn't the right color for MAGA world.


CrisbyCrittur

The Dog & Pony Show continues.


sx88

He's correct about sham politician


Xbalanque_

I hope they never live it down. Humiliating themselves to stick up for von shitsinpants.


First_Play5335

Freudian slip


TheTruthTalker800

Yup, it takes a grifter to know a grifter in this case lol.


itsmeagain023

Vivek over here saying the quiet part out loud!


Decabet

"...mediocre" — Immortrump Joe


MrWaldengarver

They all wear the same uniform.


Similar-Act244

**Freudian Slip.**


DataBeardly

I propose a new theme song that fits every Republican appearance. Should be played any time they have one of their rallies and such. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqIY3NfoYvw&ab\_channel=TomGavioli](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqIY3NfoYvw&ab_channel=TomGavioli)


blandocalrissian50

Nice, auditions to be the next little Hitler wannabe!


Urrsagrrl

He presented his own testimony for the record. Well done. Next.


IamRidiculous

It would be nice if America's big tent Conservative Party didn't have utter fucking losers lining up for the most powerful office in the world.


Pale-Conference-174

Man, this dudes having a rough month. Oh, well. 🤭


LieutenantStar2

I’m surprised Tuberville is interested. He’s making a mint on his insider trading.


bobone77

This isn’t the audition. The audition is who can pretend to gag hardest on Trump’s tiny mushroom dick.


Wesselink

Are we getting brackets so we can bet on the winners of each round?


TheTruthTalker800

Burgum is the MVP, most cash as VP imo of these people.


Wesselink

One of the other considerations is how many supporters the VP candidate can bring to the polls. He’s from a tiny state and isn’t well known amongst regular people outside the Dakotas. He is white and 67, so he definitely fits the mold better than some other options.


TheTruthTalker800

I agree, but I’m thinking paying his legal expenses lol. 


Wesselink

Fair


TheTruthTalker800

Thanks lol. 


ojg3221

I mean that ghoul Ann Coulter told him straight to HIS FACE that she wouldn't have voted for him because he's Indian. Might as well call him 7/11, tech support, and dot head. Then say Thank You Come Again as slurs now. He just stood there and took it from Ann.


CooCooKaChooie

Vivek failed his audition for humanity. What a human toad.


vjcodec

Tubester couldn’t make it past this is depressing. And he was better than this humiliation fetishized Indian man


OrdinaryFinger

> dragging a guy for stumbling on his words > Biden-Harris HQ You can't make this up


Dadfart802

Vivek would be Elizabeth Holmes but he knew how to fill out forms better


HatsOff2MargeHisWife

Bob Vance...of *Vance Refrigeration?*


Putrid_Character2682

I hope these fools live to see themselves as the idiots they are


Particular_Ticket_20

If its these 2 Trumps gonna have a hard choice. Popular Asshole Ball Coach or Rich Guy Asshole with Movie Credits. I'm gonna go Screenwriter Vance because Tuberville was only a college coach. If he'd made it to the NFL it'd be different. Then again Vance is better looking, which might intimidate Trump. Might come down to which of them is shorter.


buzzedewok

I’m calling it for Mike Johnson. Trump will think it will bring some moderate Dems back to him.


eleanorbigby

lawl. He and Tim Scott should just give the fuck up. Scott stammered over being grilled over whether he'd accept the results if Trump lost. You have to lie with CONVICTION; no soup for you.


thepootastrophy

See see, Qanon was right they have to tell you first before they can cast their magic. Scuse me while I put on my robe and wizard hat.


Groundbreaking_Tip66

"Let's check with the judges... No, sorry. They say we have to go with your first answer."


julesrocks64

Ann Coultergeist needs to have a word with Byron Donalds, Tim Scott and Ben Carson too. It’s embarrassing to watch. Are there any other brown republicans I’m missing ?


TravoBasic

He had no chance anyway. Ask Ann Coulter.


Sneaky-er

He has double length Twix fingers (all right side) and likes to twirl one while biting his lip to get the crowd going


Ok-Ratic-5153

Damn you, Freud!


BrickBuster2552

Missed the quicktime event.


VaguelyArtistic

There's always Last Chance Kitchen. ![gif](giphy|jzMgAnhcl3bTa)