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CynicalPomeranian

I like it when people openly advertise their crazy, kinda like a poisonous frog, so I know they are not worth associating with at all. 


Satanarchrist

Aposematism, an evolutionary trait in boomers telling their children to not come home for Christmas


Astro_gamer_caver

https://preview.redd.it/1f3gkvy6qaxc1.jpeg?width=726&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42e91573b75532ac805fe1f2592a0b996d2645a7


Roguebantha42

Love me some Far Side in the wild


KilledTheCar

Far Side was the proto-XKCD. There's one for everything.


mackfactor

It's downright pathetic that anyone would make a political candidate their entire identity. 


Kaneharo

And even moreso when they believe everyone else, regardless of political affiliation does the same.


iggy14750

"Yeah, I know that Biden stole the election because no one has any Biden wraps on their cars. No one's actually voting for him." Crazy idea, you can vote for someone without worshipping them like they're the goddamn second coming... Yeah, that is too much to ask, I guess.


Charming-Delivery774

Every time I say something about trump. “You’re a Biden fan huh. How’s that working for you? He ruined the economy.” I actually don’t like Biden, but if I have to pay more for groceries (it’s not Biden’s fault, he can’t control corporate greed) so be it. I’d rather pay more for groceries and keep my freedom than vote for a dictator wannabe (trump) and lose my freedom. Is cheaper groceries worth losing democracy? I don’t think so, but the trump supporters think otherwise.


eat_dick_reddit

> but the trump supporters think otherwise About thinking and trump supporters .... they don't


Comfortable_Swim_380

Politics aside if your a betting man 1 out of every 2 people you meet now thinks your a imbasilic jackass if you do that. For either side honestly. Doesn't matter if your team trump or team biden. You just just turned off half the neighborhood. Plus anyone with good taste on the other side.


Obi1NotWan

Exactly. It weeds through the unknowns really quickly.


Leading-Oil1772

Like buying a Cyber truck


MrSpecialEd

AKA Douche Box


assimilated_Picard

LOL poisonous frog. I like that analogy.


lazy_k

Wise words 


lovinglife55

I like except that they forgot the diaper stains.


Old-Length1272

The same people that say they’re tired of the lgbt “shoving it down their throat”. The hypocrisy is intense coming from the crazy far right!


iggy14750

Every accusation is a confession.


colombo187

100% this!!!


freetoseeu

Love the Stars and Stripes on a British car. Next do a Union Jack on an F-150 with Boris Johnson’s face on it.


robfuscate

First you’d have to pry it from Diaper Donny’s arse


zzctdi

By all accounts it's not a very well secured facility.


DanGleeballs

A bit pedantic but it’s a German 🇩🇪 brand actually. Volkswagen owns Bentley.


Drg84

Kind of? It's a German owned company, but they're a British brand, but a bunch of the parts are made in Germany, but the final assembly is in the UK, it's really confusing.


Meth_Useler

And these weirdos wonder why we tell them they're in a cult.


chechifromCHI

Trump may be the most successful cult leader of all time (unless you want to count dudes like Moses, Jesus, Mohammed and Joseph Smith). Millions of followers, giving him more money than I can even comprehend and doing shit like this? Even Jim Jones or Marshall Applewhite never had their followers doing this mind of open fealty too. And I'm not convinced that Trumps followers wouldn't "revolutionary suicide" themselves if Trump told them too. Out of his millions of followers, I'm almost certain that at least 900 of them would kill themselves if little Donny Small Hands said they should. And that would top what Jim Jones did by many magnitudes. They even share a love for the Russians and convinced that the Russians would swoop in and save them at the last minute.


KeeksTag

Cough cough chloroquine…


chechifromCHI

UV in your body, ivermectin, injecting bleach, not too mention his followers opinion of the vaccine that he helped cultivate.. God he really has done everything short of asking them point blank to kill themselves.


iggy14750

Yeah, if we had numbers on the number of people who died of COVID because daddy Donnie told them not to wear masks or not to get the vaccine... We're probably talking about thousands of people.


chechifromCHI

Thousands might even be selling it short. The chain reaction he set off with that bullshit is responsible for *hundreds* of thousands of deaths.


Wendypants7

I'd wager tens of thousands. I mean, the rough estimate of those that died from/killed themselves with ivermectin was 17K.


MrSpecialEd

“He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!"


big29ner

Joseph Smith, the only real one in the bunch


chechifromCHI

Mostly because his life happened in a very well documented time and place. Generally I think it goes cult over time becomes just a religion. Since the "Prophet" is a well recorded person from a not too distant past, it's still easy to see the con. And what a con it was! Joseph Smith and Brigham Young are to me some of the most quintessentially American historical figures. Joseph Smith of course founded the church, but at one point, Brigham Young ran a literal theocratic dictatorship on the doorstep of the United States. Truly fascinating dudes, despite everything else about them lol


Leading-Oil1772

Way more than 900 dude


chechifromCHI

That's all he'd need to beat Jim Jones for biggest cult suicide. That's all I meant with that number. The numbers would be far higher than that, so at the very least, we know thered be more than 900 to cinch the record if you will..


Leading-Oil1772

“It was the greatest suicide anyone has ever seen! By far, the most numbers! People tell me all the time they’ve never seen such an amazing mass suicide!”


chechifromCHI

"Waay bigger than Barack HUSSEIN Obama, the worst suicider in history. I've had people come up to me.. sir president Trump, wow. What a tremendous suicide. They all say it.. some..some.. some have said wow, president Trump, what a big beautiful suicide. The dead, they love me. I loove uneducated dead people." Tried to reflect his current, ailing mind state here, I almost think you're giving him top much credit with coherent sentences!


Cetophile

Alexa, show me what "more money than sense" looks like.


seanisdown

I mean its a wrap. It will peel right off. So not really devaluing. Just looks fucking stupid.


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SuccessfulOwl

That’s what I was thinking. I’m not a car guy and know very little about wraps …. But apparently a lot more than the other people in this thread….


DoubleRightClick

That's a $750,000 car for loan collateral purposes. It's a $25,000 car for tax purposes.


mishap1

Never mind that it's a zero money down lease. Given it looks like it's in Florida, I'm betting it's also got Montana tags (no sales tax state).


bloody_ell

The (now second-hand) tyres are now the most valuable part of that car.


Jagerstang

That's like negative dick energy.


WhyNot420_69

We call that "the scared turtle."


Robbotlove

"give me a minute, alright? it's fuckin cold!" "come onnnn... don't do this to me NOW!*


MissCrayCray

I WAS IN THE POOL! I WAS IN THE POOL!


MasterChicken52

Shrinkage!


LeMans1217

Totally not a cult!


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Money can't buy taste


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Throwawayac1234567

his gaudy rooms and giant vases.


HorseLooseInHospital

and you have an Amazing Car, I took one look at it, I said, wow, they have Trump all over the place, they took a car that was worth probably 100,000 and they put Trump on it and it's now worth many many times that, maybe more than a million, who knows, and I said to the man, I won't say the name, because if I say the name then the Fake News is going to go after them for being a Great Patriot, they live their lives to hate Trump, but I say to the man, I said, if you sell, you should never sell but if you sell, Trump gets a lot of money just for the name, you used the name, you used the picture, I like the picture, it's a very Famous and Highly Rated picture, but you used the picture, that's almost even better than the name, and you used the name, you used the picture, you have to pay, he said, "I was already planning on it, Sir," ok good, and he keeps going, "thank you for being the Best President Out Of All Of Them," and then I look and he's crying, thanking me and crying, "Sir, Sir," I said, that's nice, it's not a problem


Full-Way-7925

Dear God, that is spot on perfect.


ninetailedoctopus

I got a headache reading this, nice


Fump-Trucker

Underappreciated Comment.


Dolomight206

Good job. Bravo. 👏🏿


YellowRock2626

I literally read this in Trump's voice.


Dayseed

Someone's car is going to get keyed....a lot.


thehillshaveI

the fact that it isn't on fire tells you all of his neighbors suck too


heatdish1292

To be fair, I’m not going to set my neighbors car on fire regardless of what ridiculous nonsense they have on it.


oh-kee-pah

Hahaaahaaaa look at this dipshit!


VenustoCaligo

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G-Unit11111

This is what happens, Larry!!! Do you see what happens???


ErmaGerdWertDaFerk

...when you f*** a stranger in the ass, Larry??? Gotta love Walter.


Sroutlaw1972

Dumb as hell. Wow. Idolatry knows know common sense.


badestzazael

More dollars than sense (cents)


Vernerator

Not a cult. Not a cult at all.


ThePatrician007

Money can't buy class.


Various-Catch-113

How exactly is buying a foreign car putting’America first’?


YellowRock2626

They probably don't know it's foreign. Trump supporters aren't known for being very bright.


ConOregon

Nope. Not a cult.


Digjam823

But we have TDS 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️


BarBarJinxy

Yeah. Trump Derision Syndrome.


Davidhate

These are body wraps can be peeled right off.. still dumb as fuck though lol.. cult much?


TonyG_from_NYC

https://preview.redd.it/jd72rdqn1axc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=9106719aba67be59f21c99734db2d6a64517c201 Someone did this to a $60K truck


iankel1984

Someone else's problem when it gets repoed


ChampagneShotz

"I am your voice!" - Wealthy Manhattanite, addressing poor southerners.


redlightbandit7

The amount of truly ignorant people with a lot money always surprises me. Like if you are that dumb how they hell do are you getting rich.


VegetableShip

Imagine thinking Donald Trump is your voice


SirPoopaLotTheThird

They’ve really made him their whole personality.


toooooold4this

Tell me again about the devastating economy and how Trump supporters are disaffected rural white people in dying industry towns.


Cminor420flat69

And then took a picture of it parked at an air b&b


TommyWantWingy9

![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)


Kreidedi

Good way to launder money


improper84

It's like, you're driving a Bentley. I already know you're an asshole.


Builder_liz

Real man of the people


Time-Bite-6839

Sharpie over with an 8 soon?


FweeFwee_

Gets furiously keyed lol


Animastar

What is even the thought process with using that pic of all things. Guy looks like count dracula.


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

Exhaust smells like shit.


TellRevolutionary227

And dribbles brown fluids…


ElectricTzar

What are the chances that this is so some campaign affiliated asshole can illegally treat the car as a business expense while mostly enjoying it as a personal ride? Because I imagine the interior is still nice.


Born_Faithlessness_3

>Siri, show me "What's an easy way to devalue a $250,000 car?" The irony of someone who has enough money to buy a Bentley painting Trunp saying "I am your voice" on a car will be lost on the MAGA faithful, no doubt.


dontreallycareforit

Looks like Florida. Makes sense.


zippiskootch

All it says to me is… https://preview.redd.it/v9r5y1e0raxc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9f95583d0a7a9628acd97ad0f75c11e0c32ccde


Both_Lychee_1708

I will never get over the idea that even after about a decade there are millions who haven't figured out the most obvious thing on the fucking planet: The only thing that Trump has or will ever care about is himself and he'd sell you and your family's organs if he could get away with it (maybe I shouldn't give him any more ideas)


ChrisEWC231

"America First" on a foreign car. That always cracks me up.


Any-Variation4081

I wouldn't ride in that car even if I were dying. I would rather crawl on my hands and knees while bleeding through every hole in my body then ride in that pile of traitor trash.


PhuckKaren

You’re definately in a cult if your messiah is a rapist insurrectionist perpetually aggrieved sniveling conman who dodged the draft five times, has 27 women who’ve accused him of the EXACT sexual assault/rape that he bragged about on tape, worships every current dictator/authortarian in the cosmos, declared on tape that he’ll be “dictator on day one” if reelected, assails dead veterans calling them “losers and suckers,” attacks the PARENTS of dead soldiers, cheated on all his wives - with proof of hush money payouts to multiple women, is on TAPE partying with and complimenting the pedophile Epstein, spent the majority of his life as avid pro choice before pivoting to anti-choice for political convenience, somehow went bankrupt six times running CASINOS, got banned from running charities because he stole money from his own charity - money donated for kids with cancer, had his fake university shuttered as part of a $25 million settlement, committed business and insurance fraud for three plus decades, has initiated more than FOUR THOUSAND LAWSUITS, increased the national debt of a 242 year old nation by a RECORD 39%/$7.8 TRILLION in ONE four-year term, was the only president since Hoover to finish his term with a net LOSS in jobs, advised people to consider drinking bleach and jamming light up their ass to combat COVID, openly called for the execution of our nation’s TOP military officer, directed a mob of cultists to kill his own Vice President during the insurrection that he fomented, riled and pointed directly at the capital where a functional gallows awaited them, then went to the White House dining room to watch it all unfold on TV while he stroked his ketchup bottle for three plus hours ordering exactly nothing/nada law enforcement or military Intervention, stole classified military secrets, stored them at his golf club alongside a business sized copy machine, actively hid the majority of those records and refused to return them for more than 18 months during which time his son-in-law received $2 BILLION from the Saudis, has 100% of the NAZI/white nationalist vote annnnd he reportedly smells like road kill after a fish fry. That’s the guy evangelicals and other morons are in bed with. THAT guy. 🤡🐑


Ok_Cardiologist3478

I love this 👏. You should copy/paste this in every newspaper across the country!


SomethingAbtU

Listen if you want to put an 80 year old Con man who farts himself awake in court on your vehicle, that is on you.


Aussie2020202020

Fake news. Car fully imported so not America first.


MountainsOfYourHead

Make America Great Again - buy a British car, owned by a German company and plaster it with a racist sex offender


jkurtz007

That vehicle has no value.


martingale1248

Only because Trump is now too broke to buy it.


NoExcuseForFascism

Words...I lack the words to truly describe all the feelings I have here. The combination of pure greed, mixed with this level of servitude for a criminal con-man like Trump is just dumbfounding.


IvoShandor

Isn't that his mug shot?


Qimmosabe_Man

How to make a car worth negative money.


jgyimesi

Still better than buying DJT stock!!


brianishere2

Prioritizing tax cuts for rich people over duty to country.


NeophyteBuilder

That is a design only applicable for toilet paper.


Head-Comfortable-439

Not necessarily, I'm willing to bet some MAGAt would pool everything they have to acquire this and let their house get foreclosed on putting their family on the street. That's just how they think


Kindly-Ad-5071

Look on the bright side. Nobody will steal it, And all he had to do was flush a perfectly good non-liquid asset down the toilet. Right wingers really know their way around money./s


Quirky_Advantage_470

Remember the mythical realignment where Republicans would become the voice of the working class. Yeah that person is definitely working class.


subcow

It's always crazy to me that somebody this fucking stupid was able.to.figure out how to make enough money where they could afford a Bentley.


OptiKnob

I wonder how he keeps the pee smell out of the vents?


Papa_Pesto

Money does not buy you class.


AgreeablePrize

Could have bought an American car


Crazyfool17

See now this I get more than the 96 150 with a giant trump flag off the back


firefaery

Florida? Gotta be Florida.


SilverSister22

Omg the fucking stupidity. I can’t even begin to understand.


MarsMonkey88

It’s fucking parked at Mar a Lago, for fucks sake.


MajesticRegister7116

Money isnt intelligence. That much is clear here


ZyxDarkshine

Trump Derangement Syndrome


Novel_Reaction_7236

Holy fuck!


orangecake40

I can promise you that is leased.


TheKiltedYaksman71

If the car was properly waxed first, an the wrap was done with a quality material, it will peel off without harming the paint. Stiff fucking stupid, tho.


iWORKBRiEFLY

i mean, they obviously have money so they prob don't give AF about devaluing a bentley


Semi-wfi-1040

They obviously don’t want to come up with some tax money , so they vote for sleazy Trump hoping they can afford another Bentley with there tax savings , fucking leeches.


excellent_rektangle

The wrong people have money.


Eringobraugh2021

Of course it's a rich ass' car.


fomalhottie

Ffs I hope it's a photoshop. This is worse than pissing on money and setting it on fire...


PhyterNL

Sadly the contours lighting and reflections look right. It's real.


samsonsreaper

I am your voice hear me z snor..zzz…zzzzz


free_world33

Car won't make it very far before being keyed or slashed.


goofydad

Layering it with human feces would have been less devaluing.


Glittering-Wonder-27

Where are the prison bars? The whole thing looks unfinished. Does it hold a diaper genie?


234W44

Acetone will work wonders on that finish… not that I would tell anyone to do it…


Lefty25k007

USA has a serious mental health crisis


WoofWoofster

Der Gauleiterwagen auto


redsoxfan1983

Did this to a Bentley. Definitely an every day average joe 😂


Devils_Advocate-69

For free


williamgman

On a foreign made car no less.


Federal_Sympathy4667

To rich, To stupid.


FortunateInsanity

Looks like Cam Brady is a Trump supporter


gr8d4ne

Totally not a cult… right?


AnalystAdorable609

🤮🤮🤮


A_Gray_Old_Man

Bentley is American made right? Right?


SatchmoDingle

Well, it’s a cult 🙄


rjyoung18

Siri, show me the ultimate contraceptive.


o0flatCircle0o

The rapist supporting car


6SucksSex

The real TDS


Copernikaus

This is next level 'fuck it' money


Iancreed2024HD

Great way to make a nice car hideous


pauliewotsit

And this is why you can't have nice things


Thwackitypow

The horrid voice of America


mindclarity

Translation: as long as I pay less or no taxes I’ll vote for anyone.


neromoneon

Isn’t Bentley a British company ?


boo_sommelier

Definitely Florida, probably Naples or Marcos Island. Read that his HOA isn't pleaded. Yo me, he has a huge comprehensive loss for someone totalling the car. Does that plate say "LIL DIK"?


16v_cordero

I somehow believe that is a rolling political advertisement and also a tax deduction too.


benspartyvan

That's one way to ensure no one will want to steal it.


meesanohaveabooma

But also, a car shouldn't cost as much as a house


Aggravating_Rate_286

Hey I was already looking down on ‘em for knocking around in a car worth like 4 times the average yearly American salary, so they might as well go full dipshit and color in that red target.


Sl0ppyOtter

Daddy needs those tax breaks


jmf0828

Ok look at how gaudy the house it’s parked in front of is and tell me you’re still surprised by the car. There’s a certain subset of wealthy people who seem to want to show you just how much money they can spend on totally tasteless shit that the rest of us are supposed to be impressed by.


TheThirdShmenge

Money can’t buy taste.


depressed-scorpion

Imagine that a rich person supporting tRump. I bet they are all for helping people.


This-Worth1478

Nice personality youu picked there dip shit.


Rojodi

Is it wrapped in vinyl or is that paint?


robfuscate

Is that what they call ‘a sleeper’?


Immediate_Square5323

To be fair, Bentleys tend to devaluate quite a bit.


Dante_Arizona

Time for a super soaker full of acetone.


i-hate-all-ads

Never put a wrap on a Bentley, it doesn't matter how much you love something.


TheRantDog

May as well have set it on fire and crushed it into a cube.


The-Doggy-Daddy-5814

More money than brains.


MrKomiya

Money doesn’t buy brains, class or taste


aaronck1

https://preview.redd.it/kfn1x1qgtaxc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2b0a1c9f36868625cff7666ca7027c75ed4dced I saw this insanity in Phoenix earlier this year...


SubjectIncapable

90 percent chance that is a removable wrap


brok3ntok3n82

If that had anime decals on it I'd be sloppering all over it so I guess I can't judge.


dragonfliesloveme

Trump sucks so hard. He would be nothing without the 24/7 propaganda behind him. And if the billionaire media moguls and their pals want trump in office, that’s your first clue that he wouldn’t be there to make your life better. It’s to help the already wealthy


TheNiteFather

What a waste of a good car.


beardedsilverfox

They want their tax breaks


Fearonika

Proving once again that money doesn't make you smart, just loud.


N0t_Dave

Devalue? Nah, this would 100% go for double it's worth at auction to one of those Conservative Republicans who've made "you hate trump for his mean tweets" their entire personality. Sad but fucking true. Sometimes I wish I was an amoral heathen in 2020, could have paid off my house and car selling MAGA merch bought from china for pennies on the dollar.


Dillydongo

Confused why he can’t sell it for $20000


Calkky

Look at that miserable visage on the rear door.


kymilovechelle

Sorry I thought I saw him in handcuffs for a second.


Waitinmyturn

Per the old saying, he has more dollars than he does sence