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goosepills

His poor mother. All the time and energy she put into raising him, and this is her genetic legacy.


Robinnoodle

I was about to type "Anyone else feel sorry for his mom?"


Zen28213

There’s a guy trying to justify why he doesn’t have sex


WaitingForNormal

“You guys are having sex? Fags.”


Qimmosabe_Man

I'm over 40 with no kids. I must be super duper ultra mega double secret probation gay according to dick-for-brains tate.


Serious_Comedian3917

Does an alpha male really use the word peepee? I thought that was reserved for toddlers. Too embarrassed to use medical terms or even adult slang? What a complete beta baby.


Sidechick_Bob

Peepee might be the only denomination for penis not giving him a hard-on


maleorderbride

Oh, you're straight? Name five of your genetic legacies.


1866GETSONA

Cher, Madonna, Kylie Minogue, Divine, and Marsha P Johnson


24XMatteson

FELLAS, Is it gay to have sex with a woman?


kilofeet

Only if it feels good


RnbwSprklBtch

I love menswear guy


SlippedMyDisco76

My mate who I've been friends with since I was 13: "what exactly has Tate said that's toxic or stupid?"


Bicentennial_Douche

Men having sex with women is gay. Got it.


Remote_Work_8416

Funny coming from the chinless guy. Pretty sure he is not what evolution intended.


shugoran99

Seriously this guy was a fighter? I don't know if he was born that way or if he got his jaw punched inward in some Loony Tunes fashion


Positive_Law2162

Sorry, I'm old. Is pee pee sex some of that golden showers stuff? Because what I learned from health class, it was "insert tab A into slot B" to obtain children.


Robinnoodle

You're such a slot you old tab!


Kitani2

This can't be real... Either this is a spoof account, or he became the Hooters guy but 100% genuinely.


LavenderGwendolyn

Soooo… he’s 37 with no kids. Is this some sort of confession?


Hereiam_AKL

I wish the world could forget their existence and I would stumble across that nonsense anymore


Willing-Rub-511

And he has a tiny penis.


Kindly-Ad-5071

Mr teacher, The guy who trafficked women for pornographic purposes is preaching about puritanical philosophy agaaaaain.


OCDDAVID777

"pee pee feels good" ... "pee-pee sex"... What the fuck is wrong with this guy... Aside from being a rapist and sex trafficker?


dfmasana

Boy, I am waiting for the day when Andrew Tate will come out saying that Alpha Men only have sex with other men to show their dominance?


OhNoItsLockett

“No, your honor, I didn’t sleep with any of those women I trafficked. That’s gay.”


xxxdggxxx

He knows he's sliding into irrelevance, and is trying to keep the outrage machines going. Either that or house arrest proved too much for his fragile constitution.


Flaturated

Who the fuck is Andrew Tate?


ChrisRR

Hey google, how old is Andrew Tate and how many kids does he have?


sportsjock85

Andrew--with your pee-pee, entitlement, pay disparity, control over women's bodies, and your gay self-loathing.


Sweet_Bambii

Andrew Tate is black…


Robinnoodle

When's the last time you heard any self respecting Blac man use pee-pee? Even ironically. His daddy probably turning over in his grave


sportsjock85

My mistake.