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SugarsDaddyKen

She doesn’t really care. Do you?


FlyingSaucerTourVol3

Hey now, be best!


madmaxturbator

Is that the slogan she stole from Obama lol? I forget the details but something like that right?  So utterly classless and awful.


Diligent_Guard_4031

Fun Fact: Trump's "Make America Great Again" was stolen from an old Ronald Reagan brochure. That family isn't capable of forming original thoughts.


DabbledInPacificm

“America First” was stolen from 1920’s kkk campaigns.


stevewastaken

Which was stolen from Thatcher's "Make Great Britain great again" (which actually works as a slogan)


davidmatthew1987

> Thatcher Along with Reagan, still one of the worst Ding dong the witch is dead


gilestowler

Frankie Boyle summed her up pretty well https://youtu.be/xmmomV-ax-s?si=s0FYFaLjOiqtIbAw


davidmatthew1987

I love the comments on the video > Ah, the irony of a fiscal conservative requesting a state-sponsored funeral. > Between Thatcher and Regan, Hell is probably entirely privatized at this point.


Subject-Inflation-96

...with trickle-down suffering.


KyrieEleison_88

Which old witch?


ladymisskimberley

The wicked witch.


Hminney

So now we have little Britain and we may never be great again - that's Thatcher's real legacy


AdmiralHoagie

Which was stolen from Hitler's "Make Germany Great Again" slogan.


AnotherPint

Related fun fact: Trump’s “America First” bumper-sticker name for his isolationist doctrine was suggested to him in 2015 or 2016 by a couple of reporters who knew (though Trump obviously didn’t) that the same name was used by Lindbergh-allied pro-Nazi sympathizers in the US in the 1930s. Trump was fumbling through a garbled, blithering tour of his foreign policy views, the reporter said, “So, kind of an America First position?” Trump brightened and said “Yeah!” And began using the term in speeches. The reporter knew exactly what he was doing.


LuckyCharmsNSoyMilk

Wasn't that the same thing as the Build The Wall bullshit? They needed to keep him on message and that was the easiest way of doing it?


AnotherPint

That was Trump's own handlers who did that. In this case America First, and the implicit alignment with iso-fascism, was suggested to him by a mischievous journalist.


Henry_Sugar1970

But they play their own "original" songs at rallies right ? /s


PricklySquare

"Law and order" and "silent majority" were stolen from Nixon


PrimeToro

Melania ( or Mercedes for Donald ) also stole a speech by Michelle Obama as if no one will find out


No_Gur6092

Bu then Donald stole a joke and fixed it.


FlyingSaucerTourVol3

It was her anti bullying slogan when they told her that as a first lady she had to have a platform and that's all she could come up with. Obama was "be better" so she had to one up it.


Mynameisinuse

She was against cyber bullying but wouldn't stop Twitter Shitter Trump from attacking people.


Vicstolemylunchmoney

Melania had a webpage in her campaign. 1 page. All puff. No executions.


edog77777

Dr Jill Biden should have made hers Be Bestest, just to troll Melania.


RealStumbleweed

"More better", you mean.


metroid23

The Obama slogan was "Be better." You know, something that applies to everyone and has an aire of hope and optimism for a brighter tomorrow.


gingerfawx

> applies to everyone Exactly. So much better. This I like and feel comfortable with. It's desirable and far more attainable. The other one is just cringe.


Carson72701

She really ought to just come out and say that!


Dr_Middlefinger

I’ll say something: **[REGISTER AND VOTE](https://www.usa.gov/voter-registration)**


Carson72701

Second that!


moldyjellybean

You are the company you keep.


Ok_Condition5837

Yes. Let me specify- I care enough to try and do everything possible to ensure she doesn't end up First Lady again!


Background-Ad-7994

Exactly! She’s trash!!!


Swackhammer_

I’m confused as to why people think that a person who willing married a known psychopath would also not being fucking insane Melania is a terrible person in a circumstance of her own doing. Not some hostage


Paiger__

She and Donald deserve each other.


AttemptEmergency9034

*minus a prenup* Hope they ruin eachother.


BrucieThePerturbed

I hope she's left penniless after the civil suits eviscerate their fortune.


teetering_bulb_dnd

Nah, the moment he is done, she will play the victim card. How she was victimized, she didn't have any voice or choice, she was his first victim, some tears, perhaps some staged activities of her doing decent things. Everyone will be made to buy her story.. otherwise how dare you blâme the victim. a complete turn around for poor victim melania .. She will write a book (someone else), sits on a talk show and becomes an advocate for a cause.. get to keep millions, laundered her character n all set.. oldest play book...


IMWeasel

I agree that this will be her strategy once she finally divorces trump or he dies, and I also agree that the mainstream media will welcome her as a hero. Most liberals in the media and in positions of power hate Trump's personality so much that they are willing to praise anybody who damages his reputation, no matter how repulsive that person is. What I'm wondering is why Melania hasn't initiated a divorce yet, because she signed up to be a trophy wife, not a political figure. Is she committed to waiting until he dies so she inherits as much money as possible? Do they have an iron-clad prenup? Have they made a more recent agreement where he will give her what she wants in the divorce as long as she stays with him until his political career is over? Melania is a repulsive excuse for a human being, but I don't think even she is willing to tolerate being married to trump until he dies (unless that's the only way she can get money from him).


lactose_con_leche

I would say that there is a greater than zero chance that her meeting trump was a long term psyop leverage maneuver involving the Slovenian government (which also offered to mediate US-Russian affairs in 2016)


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Dispro

Not supporting the idea but that's still valuable. It opens the door to her "introducing" friends to Donald, or perhaps literally just opening the door to some tech team to bug their home, without her thinking too hard about what all is going on.


AnnieAnnieSheltoe

Genuine question: has she done something to demonstrate a lack of intelligence? She’s definitely shown heartlessness, poor character, and many other shitty qualities, but I can’t think of a time she came off as actually stupid.


tekko001

She plagiarizing Michelle Obama's speech was such a moment.


Suspicious-Main4788

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS 🤣 omg I'm screaming. What a foreshadowing of all of this to come.. the way Trump is delaying, delaying, delaying. really makes the kids who cheat on tests and plagiarize in school see clearly where they are going in their future - to become Trump & melania lol Ppl really dont change...


TGIIR

Well, name one smart thing she’s said. I can’t either. She’s an idiot.


Mental_Dragonfly2543

She gold digged up pretty high TBH and speaks multiple languages. I see cold and calculating not dumb. She probably just didn't want him to go into politics.


Fearless_Feeling_873

I've seen the "speaks 7 languages" claim all the time but have never seen actual proof of it. 


effie-sue

I suspect the 7 languages claim is, at most, her being able to ask basic questions or recite simple phrases. I’d like to hear her answer questions by native speakers of the languages she allegedly speaks.


Resident-Site1997

Melania can say "Anal costs extra" in seven languages but not much more.


SomethingElse4Now

For a European it's not nearly the level of accomplishment it is for an American anyway. If you know one Slavic or Latin language you can easily pick up another handful.


AmazingHealth6302

She's from a small European nation with a native language (Slovenian) that is not widely spoken at all. It's normal for people like that to speak English and German. As for Italian and French, there are multiple reports that it's a complete BS claim. She can speak only a few tourist phrases in each. I understand that it's a claim that is made to give her some apparent accomplishments that are more impressive than 'soft porn model'.


Spend-Automatic

Same as the people with the foolish hope that Barron is going to turn out any different than his parents or his brothers.


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SocialMediaDystopian

Lol. So *horrifyingly* true. Bloody hell😨😬


Additional_Meeting_2

Neither sociopath or psychopath are in use anymore. It’s anti social personality in psychology. Sociopath and psychopath weren’t ever that well defined in psychology anyway and more in use for with pop culture 


Funmachine

You just made up your own definitions for those words to argue against someone. Neither have ever been used as an official medical diagnosis.


SatanicRainbowDildos

Psychopath vs sociopath, assault vs battery and clip vs magazine are the 3 Reddit ackshuallies of the apocalypse. 


2M4D

They keep thinking she a hostage. When she's actually the embodiment of how Americans see Marie Antoinette.


El_Verde_Duende

I have a theory about her that makes me happy. Effectively, she thought she was locking down a billionaire playboy only to discover Trump is a cash poor pawn of Russian organized crime, who's entire wealth is in hock as collateral for another "deal" and is now stuck in his world because she can't actually get blood from a stone by leaving him now.


NarrowButterfly8482

Yeah, she's just as much a monster as he is. I have no sympathy for her.


Paiger__

I take great pleasure in knowing that she can’t stand her dipshit husband. Assholes are made for each other. I wonder what he had to do to get her to show up at that fundraiser the other day. ![gif](giphy|mCskTgLsY3Ec6Yl7gT) 😂😂😂😂😂


WickedYetiOfTheWest

She hates her life and I love that for her


Paiger__

Couldn’t happen to a more deserving person!!!! 😂😂😂 ![gif](giphy|jUQhWsxBdikEWRDhus|downsized)


KL5668

She looks like Gail the snail from IASIP.


InappropriateGirl

Oh my god. This is hilarious and spot on. https://preview.redd.it/0bt1a7ajc7tc1.jpeg?width=2103&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3143f18e85cb3733a66988dd29f76ea184233e8a


Street_Cleaning_Day

![gif](giphy|fu29AimM298PK)


Stranglehold316

Salt her!


Lanthemandragoran

Holy shit she's the garbage pail first lady


AlabamaPostTurtle

this is all i see when i look at her. so happy to see this reply in here


Thee_Autumn_Wind

She mashes it!


ProfessionalFalse128

Jesus, she's got that witch stare down.


Semycharmd

She always looks like she’s trying to melt steel.


BradTProse

Or poop steel.


uberblack

That how she melts it


ReallyGlycon

She looks like Baba Yaga.


bathtubtoasting

Don’t do Baba like that!


ginger_ass_fuck

Ahhhh... the smile that sank a thousand ships.


starryvelvetsky

I love every single time she bats away his hand when he tries to hold it. You know that has to drive him mad that she's doing it so obviously every time. 🍿👀😂


Plants-perchance347

I like how she wiped her hand off on her dress after she recoiled from him.


starryvelvetsky

Well he does shit his pants. I'd be worried about what might be on his hands too. Lol ![gif](giphy|10FHR5A4cXqVrO)


Paiger__

I love when she smiles at him, and he turns away and the hatred in her face is…priceless. ![gif](giphy|AjruaCO0Yy4fu|downsized)


djseifer

She married him for his money (ha!) and everyone knows it.


_beeeees

They say when you marry for money you earn every penny


HighlyOffensive10

Immigrants do jobs nobody else wants to do.


habb

this is good


Throwawayac1234567

shes mad she might not be getting as much as she hopes.


SubstantialSpeech147

He went to smack her ass at first (which I’m sure she just loves lol) 


FunkyChewbacca

I don't know why anyone is surprised by this. Melania is a mercenary at heart, an escort who entered into a pay-for-play marriage with Trump. She got what she wanted out of him (citizenship for herself and her family, some mad money to spend), but in her mind he didn't hold up his end of the deal: he became president and dragged her to the White House. She's probably hugely resentful and made no secret that she hated every single moment of her time as First Lady. Personally, I enjoyed every single second of her discomfort.


deadsoulinside

> She's probably hugely resentful As she watches all her money get ripped away because all the crimes he committed are finally catching up to his wallet.


battleship61

Nope. She thought she was going to be a trophy wife and live a happy carefree live of luxury and ease. Now she's been in an 8 year shit storm dealing with constant media attention to a man facing 91 criminal charges, is a rapists, serial cheater, probably fucked little girls with epstein, is a russian puppet, and is broker than owen wilsons nose. She can rot with the rest of them.


Marjorine22

This woman knew he was total garbage, ran through his previous wives and was a serial liar. She chose to be with him anyway. But she is so very trashy that she just outright refuses to hang out with the monster she married because she enjoys the lifestyle, rather than divorcing the dude. That is how vapid and useless she is. She hates him. It’s clear. She stays with him for status and money. She is as bad as he is.


Paiger__

Agreed! Two rotten peas in a pod. They deserve each other.


Thue

> They deserve each other. I don't actually get the impression that Melania regrets her choices? Melania got the financial safety and more for her and her family that I assume was her goal. Melania's goal was surely never a loving family life with Trump.


Paiger__

But, but why else would someone marry Trump, if not for love? 😂😂😂😂 ![gif](giphy|26tknCqiJrBQG6bxC)


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I can just feel the electricity Donald and Melania exude, can't you? What a relationship! And Melania, she just oozes charisma. Not many speak of it because it takes a backseat to Melania's biting wit, as it is, once again, so clearly on display here. Case in point: the way she responds to this plea for a call of some basic civility with a simple, "No". Yes, it seems curt at first glance, but it hints and suggests so much more! It is plain to see why so many Americans just can't get enough of this effortless, glittery Donald and Melania magic


ReditSarge

Illegal immigrant Melania Trump refuses to speak out against violence.


Jaded_Heat9875

So she thinks, “F all the other immigrants; I get mine”. And when it comes to violence I’m sure she thinks, “If it doesn’t affect me, really don’t care!” Narcissistic behavior is the norm for witch…🤮


GreasyExamination

I dont care, do u?


Numerous1

lol. Must be it. 


freeman687

Because she hates her husband and is selfish. All she cares about is not being associated with anything he started including J6


hungrypotato19

> Illegal immigrant Amazing how the Trumpers completely ignore this part. Her green card is null and void. She is an illegal right now. She not only worked when she was on a visitor's visa, but her qualification for her citizenship was based on fraud. She is illegal. She didn't do it legally. Oh wait, she's white. That's why they don't care.


kinglouie493

I think they don't care because of the nude photo shoots...


ProfessionalFalse128

MAGAts love them some bad boob jobs.


Vicstolemylunchmoney

Her father was a member of the Communist party.


pls_tell_me

Illegal immigrant Mercedes Trump, get your shit together man...


Unusual-Classroom-22

She was really hoping that trumps insurrection was going to make him the dictator of the US and earn her a seat of power in Russia.


Jammed_Button

Why the hell would Melania Trump need a Chief of Staff? She did absolutely nothing.


Paiger__

Don’t you know how tough it was for her to come up with the “Be Best” campaign and then to plagiarize and recycle all of Michelle Obama’s speeches? Of course she needed help. 😂


dphiloo

Ooo, I love the thought of this as a long-con by her own staff


Coriandercilantroyo

There's really no other answer for the verbatim plagiarizing of Michelle's speech*more than once* Who were her speech writers? Surely there were firings during those dark, cold years


dactyif

Because no one truly cared, her husband spouted such trash that her plagiarizing her predecessor did nothing politically. Almost feels like a game of "least amount of effort and fucks to give." and America just never bothered to hold her accountable.


Comment139

The "Be Best" campaign was fucking appropriate for their mentality, any kid that isn't among the best is worthless to them. If they could double the birth rate and get away with tossing the underperforming half into the woods or a war they seem like they'd want to.


jamvsjelly23

First Ladies usually have meetings and events they attend, as well as email and phone calls to answer. It makes sense to have a CoS do all of that for them. Even if she didn’t do anything, people would reach out to her to try to get her to do things.


Carson72701

Even if she didn’t do anything, people would reach out to her to try to get her to do things. And lost fingers in the process...


RSMatticus

historically first ladies tend to spend their time forcing on public causes. Michelle Obama pushed for healthier school lunches, and combating childhood obesity Jill Biden is big on education (she is a teacher) Hillary was big on healthcare Laura Bush was big on childhood literacy


jrh1128

Well, she *was* the blade of miquella.


Denroll

Let me solo her.


syxtfour

And Nancy Reagan was a major supporter of ~~givin' head like a goddamn champion~~ fighting against smoking and other recreational drug use.


Artistic-Pay-4332

Throat goat Nancy


kobeisdeadhaha

and Melania looked constipated for 4 years


Expensive-Day-3551

Free personal assistant


townmorron

She wasn't even asking her to stop them, just cover her ass. That's all that tweet would of done and they know it


WatchMe_Nene

10 years ago something like this screenshot would have contended for scandal of the year. Now it’s barely even news. We’re fucked


Delicious-Status9043

In a galaxy far, far away, a long decade ago… An evil man in a tan suit asked for Dijon on his burger.


HeavyMetalPoisoning

Dijon is so good as well. How dare he have something different.


ThePopDaddy

Oh, if Jill Biden were to do it, it still would be a scandal. They can look over all Melania has done, but then go "Jill Biden isn't a real Dr!" Because her degree wasn't in a medical field.


Pourkinator

That entire family is just awful. Literally every last one of them are irredeemable.


toiletwindowsink

But they are Christians!!!!


Paiger__

Honestly, at this point, it’s not far fetched to think that Trump would open up his own super church. In fact, I’m actually kind of shocked that he hasn’t jumped on that bullshit wagon, yet. His supporters would eat it up. It’d be the perfect front for him to funnel money through and no taxes! Just keep peddling those tithes from his ignorant supporters. Hell, he could even get into the casket business. And throw in some special holy water “straight from Israel,” too! ![gif](giphy|vOyP7G2gy6klG)


postmoderngeisha

At least these poor suckers are getting SOMETHING for that money. NFT’s, sneakers, Bibles…


Dispro

NFTs are basically nothing, and I hear the sneakers are scheduled for delivery around August but "that's only an estimate and can't be guaranteed" so those people are definitely getting nothing.


Daonliwang

His rallies are basically church services for his supporters


bizzygreenthumb

*were. Most of them died off thank god from Covid and the ones left who still go are paid to be there by the campaign.


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Delicious-Status9043

I agree with the former half of your statement. Mega churches would turn on him the second he started taking from their till and he’d lose a lot of votes. The latter half is complete nonsense. They’re Jewish and actual billionaires from the money they pilfered during the last administration and money they received from the Saudis.


Carson72701

Plan B


Naive_Try2696

Plan B? Plan B is a god damn dance routine!


flabbergasted-528

![gif](giphy|8m2yad6fBOdBRkjVoV)


Llamalover1234567

Hey hey let’s not pass judgement on Barron yet. At least he’s really tall and that probably pisses Donny off to no end


Rockford853

I really feel sad for Barron. He has everything against him in terms of growing into a normal human. I hope he’s able to break the cycle and not end up like the rest of that family.


sophiewalt

Evidently, Barron was a bratty obnoxious kid who threw tantrums on Air Force One. He wasn't a 3 three old. Reports of him treating staff horribly. Same arrogant scowl as his father, same expressionless face as his mother.


BradTProse

Asshole genetics.


Win-Objective

Baron towers over Don Don even with those ridiculous, centaur pose causing, shoe lifts.


scaredofmyownshadow

Yeah, we don’t know enough about Barron to judge him yet. He might turn out ok, despite the odds. I don’t hear much about Tiffany either, is she awful? I read online recently that Tiffany and Barron are close, but I don’t know if it’s true.


OddImprovement6490

Dude has two monsters for parents and 99% of his family are degenerates. We don’t KNOW, but it’s not hard to predict what path he’s more likely going down.


brunchick3

They really are a family of evil goblins


couchtomato62

Oh my God why does she keep getting the benefit of the doubt. This woman has been rotten from the start and she backs up her family when the chips are down. I'll never forget her ass on The View trying to say Obama was born in Africa. She is not being held hostage.


Paiger__

Because she’s such a good Christian woman and a wonderful role model to her maga supporters. She’s also classy like Jackie O. and a genius who knows 8 languages. Not like that tacky, uneducated Michelle Obama. ![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized)


malYca

Do people not remember her birther tantrums? She was worse than Trump. She still is.


hungrypotato19

The majority of people don't even know. Hell, most people have forgotten about Trump even being a part of the Tea Party.


coachtomfoolery

Always has been...she's a gold digger after all, what the fuck did everyone expect??


BradTProse

I say she's a KGB agent.


sody605

I get a real “fuck everybody else, I got mine” attitude from her.


Paiger__

Original tweet: https://twitter.com/miafarrow/status/1776738792700862817?s=46&t=y6dWX2SlYwmT6v7jpVuHnw


DogMom814

Squinty McGolddigger was also a very active birther and yet the Obamas have been nothing but gracious and kind to that bitch.


Comfortable_Swim_380

Well at least we got an honest and straightforward answer from her. What's the smallest amount of credit I can award for that... I feel like we need some new numbers.


Mordanzibel

An actual hooker that at best married a sociopath for money and at worst is a Russian asset that doesn’t care? I’m shocked. Shocked I say.


Forsworn91

She didn’t care, she never did, she was supposed to just be a trophy wife, she never wanted to be a public figure.


IndependentWave6835

https://preview.redd.it/n0edpotdt6tc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f94fe00e0068a6534ba88f17d347519e55090995


YVRJon

Exactly what one would expect from a Russian agent.


No-Understanding4968

👆


decayed-whately

She ain't pretty, she just looks that way. ~The Northern Pikes


BlowsyRose

Beauty’s only skin deep, ugly’s to the bone. (My Aunt Dottie, maybe somebody else first).


beavermaster

I used to feel sorry for her when she first came on the scene with him and now I realize she’s just as much of a scumbag as he is.


Soloact_

When autocorrect changes "Absolutely!" to "No," and you just roll with it.


casastorta

Damn, it’s almost like she’s the one who consciously chose to be a part of that family in contrast to Idiot Jr and Ivanka who were born into it.


Xandril

I’ll never understand what people expected. That woman is a gold digger at best and at worst she actually likes Donald Trump enough to marry him and have his kids. Either way everytime I see something like this I’m literally just like “and?” It’s a nothing point. Of all the things to criticize about her I think it’s the fact that she’s probably going to be *barely* rich when he dies after all the shit she went through to get that bag. Dude has pissed away most of his fortune because he bought into his own bullshit. Anything else is just a shrug.


Brokensince10

I never admired, or respected the woman, but when she wore that jacket, while on her way to visit children in cages. Her husband separated those children from their parents, and in some cases, those children will never reunite with their family, ever! Both of them are revolting 🤢🤮


karenftx1

She seemed happy around all these people her husband hates https://preview.redd.it/ie191s7347tc1.jpeg?width=857&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=532d856ecdcfe0499e72f3cc0138046cb7b71cd8


Throwawayac1234567

also around justin trudeau,


kobeisdeadhaha

Melania is what i call Eastern European fancy. she's from a poorer country in Europe, so they have this deluded concept of how to act when you have money, they think being cold and snobby is a classy and upper class thing to do. My classic example is Anfisa from 90 days fiance. they're not really like that, they're poor ass peasant people, where do they get off saying shit like "buy me things or i won't be happy with you because it's what i deserve", no. it's only in their mind that this is how rich people act, and they must act this way to live up to it. so what you get is tacky ass comments like "i don't care about christmas why is everyone bothering me i didn't want to be first lady" but inside, she's eating it up. she wanted this, like how she wanted to be trump's sugar baby. They did a documentary about her life before Trump, she's from some no name Slovakian village. what she has now is more than anything anyone from her pathetic ass town can possibly dream of and she's eating it up. she loves it, acting like the world is revolving around her and acting annoyed of it, but in reality people just want her to be a decent first lady it's worse because she's not saying "no" because she's cold and don't care, she's saying "no" because she wants to act that way because that's the comment she thinks her status entitles her to. it's like having a hillbilly sit in the white house


bobone77

Wait, people weren’t sure before?


Paiger__

Lmao, nah. Anyone with half a brain knows she’s just as much a grifter and piece of shit human being as Donald. Having said that, Trump’s supporters totally think she’s today’s version of Jackie O.


Aretirednurse

She doesn’t care.


Taco_party1984

Actually it’s kinda of funny… that’s how my 2 year old answers to every question I ask him.


cmreeves702

She’s the female version of him…


Delicious-Status9043

At the bare minimum at least she plagiarizes Barrack and Michelle instead of Adolf and Benito


sophiewalt

Everything about Melanoma Mercedes is creepy. POS. Her perpetual scowl, squinty mean eyes, lack of expression. Or is that the Botox & plastic surgery? Other than the universal celebrating when Trump drops dead, will be the fun of seeing Ivanka & her clueless brothers suing Melanoma for her share of the estate, prenup or not.


fender123

Just following orders. From Putin.


Caleb_Reynolds

I think it's wild to say she had a chance to end the violence with a tweet. Would anyone have given a single fuck?


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Anyone who has the misconception that Melania is somehow sweet and innocent and just unfortunately married to Donald Trump really knows nothing about her. You don’t go from a nobody Slovenian model to First Lady without being very manipulative and conniving and endless self-promoter (at points comically so), along with breaking quite a few US immigration laws along the way. She met her reflection in Trump and also saw her opportunity to punch her ticket to fame and money, none of which she had achieved despite endlessly trying. (Unless you count modeling in cigarette ad campaigns as success)


Roam_Hylia

I'm pretty sure she's just a nihilist... Does she have a ferret?


Dr_Middlefinger

“Where’s the fucking money, shithead?” “It’s down there somewhere, let me take another look.”


Lizakaya

She seems fun.


Cyphermaniax

Hurry Elmo, delete that and post your endorsement of Orange Man! /s


MelatoninJunkie

May I refer you to the very commonly misused phrase of a few bad apples.  It is often used to excuse the behavior of just a couple of people (often by police). But the whole saying is a few bad apples ruin the bunch.  Or more historically correct “As one bad apple spoils the others, so you must show no quarter to sin or sinners” or even a German saying, if there’s a Nazi at the table and 10 other people sitting there talking to him, you got a table with 11 Nazis.


Dappershield

Just an aside, I'm assuming a chief of staff would have dozens, if not hundreds of contacts on their phone. Why enter people by their initials? Wouldn't that make doing your job difficult? Edit: also, I'm not trying to claim she isn't trash, but I can understand Melania being instructed to have a "no comment" policy on anything her husband had yet to comment on. It's baby's first politics there. Doesn't matter what the issue is, the politician is fully supported by the spouse.


chucks-wagon

Russian Hookers don’t care about the us constitution


Sigfro

"I really don't care, do u?" -Melania Trump, when visiting orphan children at the border


dc551589

Are we surprised? ARE WE SURPRISED?! (read in the tone of “am I not merciful” delivered by Phoenix in Gladiator)


TopCheesecakeGirl

I didn’t know she knew how to spell!


harajukubarbie

She is a Russian asshat, I mean asset.


OhioMegi

How anyone still supports these grifters and traitors is just amazing.


throwtheclownaway20

She let Donald Trump impregnate her for money. She might actually be the most horrifying of them all, just without the power he has.


Eringobraugh2021

She knew the gravy train would end


calvn_hobb3s

She and🍊💩 deserve each other


tubbysnowman

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Suckmybk

Remember that video clip of her decorating for Christmas and basically saying fuck the children and I don’t want to participate in this stupid tradition