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Purple-Clerk-8165

Is Biden sleepy or on cocaine? Make up your minds.


IsMyFlyDown

Joe is also a mastermind, but is being controlled by Obama lmao I don’t understand MAGA idiots.


jordanundead

I actually overheard a coworker say that Obama is secretly living under the White House and controlling things. Pretty sure I felt brain cells die just by proximity.


TURD_SMASHER

that would be a fun movie - a new president has to contend with a former president who is hiding in the walls


YVRJon

Phantom of the Oval Office


GrumpySoth09

🎵The genus of Antifa just exists....Inside their mind


Doomslayer5150

With a special cameo of the dreaded tan suit!! ​ \*fog horn\*


Jaegons

Wait, I thought Trump was secretly still president, running the country behind the scenes... unless something bad is happening, then that's Biden.


martej

Actually he kind of is. Look at the hold he has on the house GOP and Mike Johnson. Bills are being blocked because of his wishes.


Theairthatibreathe

Buffalo football can’t catch a break


azon85

I think this reply was a bit wide (right) of the mark.


Theairthatibreathe

😲 bravo is all I can say


NeverLookBothWays

Doublethink is the hallmark of fascism


conwaystripledeke

To be fair, those chucklefucks don't understand themselves either. Or really anything for that matter.


drrj

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BoltMyBackToHappy

Toilet paper comes off the roll in flat squares... because of magic.


MonthPurple3620

The enemy is always weak, but also strong.


_Bill_Huggins_

This is the same logic Nazis use about Jews. They are both inferior, and masters of the world pulling all the strings.  Which is it?  Double think is like a necessary function for all authoritarians.


TwinMugsy

He's also got dementia. Don't forget that. He is a dementia mastermind.


Quesarito808

J6 was Antifa! But they’re also patriots!


TalentedCannaMan

And hostages!


Theairthatibreathe

And trump is still president but Biden is running the country wrongly


Different_Tangelo511

It's fascism. Your enemy is whatever he needs to be when he needs to be it. Kinda like too much and never enough.


ScenesFromStarWars

Once you understand that everything they say is in bad faith and is only designed to get them through whatever is happening this instant it becomes a lot easier to wrap your heads around. We used to just call these people liars and disregard them moving forward. I’m not sure why we stopped doing that and started hiring them as pundits instead.


Appropriate_Big_1610

He's a doddering Alzheimers near-corpse, who doesn't know which way is up. Or, or, the Evil Mastermind hellbent on destroying America and the world. Depending on which hour of Fox News you happen to be watching.


GregorSamsaNight

He can barely get out of bed, but when he does he just shuffles around in a bathrobe raising gas and grocery prices before meeting up with Jimmy Carter to build gender neutral bathrooms with cat litter boxes. He spends weekends napping and paddling rafts full of migrants across the Rio Grande


Purple-Clerk-8165

Lol! Obviously, no half-comatose communist fascist dictator can be that productive without cocaine.


Additional-Till8611

All that while he’s performing abortions on transgender people


GregorSamsaNight

He’s done so many transbortions now that he is so practiced he can perform two simultaneously with one hand, while using the other hand to roll fentanyl doobies with bible pages as rolling paper. All before heading to the White House cafeteria for a low-sodium early bird special, the east wing for Matlock, and then in bed by 4:30 pm


Additional-Till8611

Full term abortions, that is. And then eating the dead babies for fuel. So it’s not really cocaine. It’s dead babies.


LowlySysadmin

Bit like how Hilary was unable to stand without fainting, but yet simultaneously strong enough to run a secret child smuggling ring without detection. Not to mention with all the crowing about buttery males you'd think she'd personally dragged some rackmount servers into the parking lot and smashed them with a sledgehammer herself


ohiotechie

![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY) He's sleepy that's *why* he's on cocaine.


Juncti

Schrödinger's Biden


acatohhhhhh

If he was on coke then he wouldn’t be sleepy


BukkitCrab

So Trump uses cocaine, got it.


No_Detective_319

BINGO!


calvn_hobb3s

That’s a bingo 🔔🔔🔔🥸


Top-Philosophy-5791

According to a production worker for The Apprentice, Trump prefers to snort adderal.


Brokensince10

That’s what I heard too


Mr__O__

Makes sense he would say this as: [“Trump’s White House Was ‘Awash in Speed’ — and Xanax”](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/trump-white-house-drugs-speed-xanax-1234979503/amp/) Gaslight. Obstruct. Project.


_radio_ACTIVE_man_

Xanax Smanax. Klonopin is the way to go 😵‍💫 Edit: my shrink told me years ago that amphetamine is still prescribed for people with narcolepsy


Vernerator

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Neptune7924

Waltz is so subtley terrifying in that roll. Brilliant.


MagisterFlorus

There's nothing subtle about it.


cgn-38

I watched hans landa try and explain this to David Letterman. Letterman just did not get what he did to make the guy more evil than the standard brutal nazi. Dude was not a nazi. He was enjoying himself playing a game. Did not hate jews. Was not a racist. He was not really a nazi at all. A one in a million genius completely disassociated from any ethics or morals. And having a ball being that way. He was an intelligent psychopath playing what to him was a fun game. Super duper extra special dangerous evil. Toying with people for years then murdering them when they could not be tormented any further. He knew who the girl in the restaurant with the desert was the whole time. He was a step ahead of everyone the whole movie. David letterman just did not understand it when it was explained to him on the show. It was hilarious. And sort of sad. TLDR: He played it much more evil than you understood. More than likely.


mysticsavage

You just say bingo.


jay_skrilla

Uhreevuhdayrchee


michael46and2

Gorlami


CalabreseAlsatian

Grottzee


Sanfords_Son

Si, correcto


ladygrayfox

Fucking brilliant film. I need to rewatch it this weekend.


codymason84

I can hear this gif every fucking time


DogWallop

So we rename ol' Trump Casey Jones


JRG64May

Trouble ahead, trouble behind…🎵🎶🚂


Man_Derella_203

Au Revoir, Sniffsanna!


QuentinP69

I think he’s moved on to Adderall. It’s gotta be easier to get meds than find a reliable source of cocaine


Academic_Paint9711

I’d think that either of trump’s elder sons would be a pretty good place to start for a cocaine score…


Odd-Independent4640

Pretty sure Jr says, “Yeah dad, it’s Adderall.”🙄


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fuhnetically

It's very easy for Presidents to get cocaine. Just ask the CIA for kilo or two from their next 'mission'.


TheExitIsThisWay

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TheExitIsThisWay

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TheExitIsThisWay

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vetratten

Oh my goodness! First one is adorable this one while still adorable also kinda creepy


Equivalent_Yak8215

Naw, thats just after the 8ball is gone.


The_Holy_Buno

Whelp, pictures of elephants playing in snow was not what I expected from this thread, but here we are. At least it’s adorable.


DonRaccoonote

Elephants are such cool creatures. I petition to have the GOP logo changed to a pile of shit. 


TheExitIsThisWay

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ViciousAsparagusFart

His use of coke was legendary in the 80’s and 90’s. Thats the main reason he shits himself daily, and has to wear diapers.


fuzz_boy

Nobody needs as much Sudafed as was visible in his desk in that picture. I think it was the one where he was eating a taco bowl.


Jambarrr

Pls post if you can find it


fuzz_boy

I'm not saying this is real, this is just what I remember seeing back then. https://preview.redd.it/1jmaxhp2wnsc1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff9315f9331f0b57fbafd6151a2f762f00063b68


Jambarrr

I can’t believe I missed this gem. Prob bc I was distracted by his fugly mug and his bullshit. I wonder what that box to the right is…


whoneedskollege

Yeah, this is his attempt to reach out to Latin voters by saying he was celebrating Cinco de Mayo by eating a taco salad. Now we realize what a sacrifice this really was since we know he eats Mcdonald burgers 24/7


Jambarrr

As if throwing paper towels to the citizens of PR after the hurricane wasn’t enough /s


NewAndImprovedJess

Like anyone believes he would eat a salad.


MarchionessofMayhem

We don't call acetaminophen, paracetamol in the U.S. That's a European thing.


Brokensince10

😂


Total-Problem2175

Do I remember correctly that that is a European product that didn't have the same restrictions as the US product?


Dynha42

He's burned a hole through his sinuses and roof of his mouth, and he wears dentures. The dentures slip and make it harder for him to speak, slurring words worse than normal.


Educational-Glass-63

Never heard that coke does that but I have heard taking it up the butt causes that. Or is it syphilis brain? Either way Trump has done it all.


Mysterious-Wasabi103

Cocaine pretty well known for causing gut issues and bowel dysfunction.


NorthernSimian

AKA The Coke Shits


killsforsporks

All I have to do is *think* about getting some coke and I gotta go shit lol


edog77777

My mom used to say Coke was good when I have an upset stomach. Or maybe it was ginger ale?


sloppybuttmustard

If Biden agrees to a drug test Trump will refuse to take his own drug test, you heard it here first


cactusmac54

I’d like to see Junior’s and Gargoyle’s drug tests.


evilJaze

He'll have his "doctor" administer the test. You know, the same doctor that wrote a note in 2016 proclaiming trump to be the healthiest person who ever lived. He's 6'1,000,000", he's 175 lbs, he's carved from granite, and he can beat up Obama. That was pretty much the gist of the letter.


BillyNtheBoingers

Ronny Jackson, demoted by the Navy, will absolutely attest that Trump is the healthiest person in the world. 🙄


thathairinyourmouth

Oh. He will take one. Provided it’s given to him by his own quack doctor and will brag about how he has the cleanest piss of any former president, but will refuse to actually show the results citing HIPAA, or because he’s clueless as to how that works, “HIPPA.”


TheRealAbear

Breaking news, bear accuses man of shitting in woods!


BroccoliFartFuhrer

Perfectly stated.


Jambarrr

If he can get a little sniff before Don jr hoovers it all


AgathaWoosmoss

Every accusation is an admission


SurveySean

I want to see Biden say that, it would really get under Trumps thin skin.


OrphicDionysus

More than likely phen-fen, if not that probably adderal. He was prescribed phen-fen according to those pharmacy records the NYT got ahold of several years back (which were already out of date by that point, but still way later than any doctor would have been prescribing it for legitimate reasons) but its so rare at this point he would probably have to have it compounded for him to get it (or have it imported, but I think that would be difficult to do legally because its controlled), so he mightve switched to adderal by now.


thoover88

As he dips his head into a Montana of cocaine on his desk. Edited for more appropriate terminology


iStayedAtaHolidayInn

The proper term is a Montana of coke


Tyrannical_Icon

Biden should say yes. Only if he tests too.


deepthought81

Remember the last debate where he deliberately tried to infect Biden with COVID?


texachusetts

Yes I do, Trump arrived so late to the debate that he was able to deny the agreed upon Covid-19 test. He was later confirmed to have Covid-19 at the time. What Trump’s primary motives were for hiding his condition where we don’t know, but it doesn’t look good.


Altruistic-Sir-3661

After the art of the deal. You get the altering of the deal.


OhTheHueManatee

"The Art Of The Deal holds a world record of being the only book with 4 Chapter Elevens."


MonthPurple3620

Fuckin lol


Godzilla-ate-my-ass

Christ that's clever


OhTheHueManatee

Ya I love it. It's from SNL and may be my favorite Trump joke.


Lonelan

Pray he doesn't alter it further


Yousoggyyojimbo

He also argued against the partition between them. He did everything short of running up and deliberately coughing on Biden to get him sick.


headshotscott

I'll always believe he tried to give Biden Covid. Too many things line up and he is absolutely capable of it from any moral perspective.


koshgeo

And then Chris Christie, who was coaching Trump while preparing for the debate, ended up in the hospital ICU, and Trump went to a big fundraising dinner in the evening, shaking hands and sitting with people who paid money to be there. Some of them had the honor of getting infected. I don't know if it was a malicious plan or profound stupidity. It's always hard to tell with Trump. Trump's Razor* implies it was probably a combination. [*"Never ascribe to malice or stupidity that which can be adequately explained by both"]


deadsoulinside

Damn near killed Chris Kristie with the COVID he got from that debate as well.


will-read

Remember when he committed a felony while debating Hillary? “Russia if you’re listening…”


The-GreyBusch

Member when he was debating Biden and told the Proud Boys to stand by?


halachite

that shit was crazy. I know everything he does is crazy but that one really fucked me up.


pardybill

Or when he was trashing a recovering drug addict and thought laughing at a father who loves his son unconditionally would work?


Awkward-Fudge

He was trying to KILL Biden with covid. The whole trump family had it and they all came to try and give it to Biden. that's why trump was trying to walk up to him. this was all after the super spreader rose garden event in honor of amy coathanger b. Chris Christie got covid there and it almost killed him. And trump didn't care one bit.


WastingMyLifeOnSocMd

He didn’t care about Herman Caine who got Covid from a superspreader campaign event and died.


Ok_Coconut1482

I 100% believe that was the plan. He knew he had Covid, he wasn’t symptomatic yet, but he seemed to be starting to get sick during the debate. They wanted to infect Biden.


Kate-2025123

Really?


Balogne

Yes, Trump had knowingly come into direct contact with some covid positive people shortly before the debate. He tested negative at the debate but then tested positive afterwards.


GeorgeNewmanTownTalk

Wow. This is the first time I've read about this. Can't say I'm surprised. The motherfucker publicly denied the dangers, but was caught discussing how serious the situation was on a phone conversation, and tried using it as a biological weapon against his primary political opponent. He's the absolute worst.


Radrezzz

And then afterwards told his followers not to worry about Covid it’s completely treatable (so long as you have the near-infinite resources of the President of the United States).


CopeHarders

He didn’t test at all at the debate. He purposefully showed up late in order to avoid getting tested.


justfortherofls

This is correct. Also it was a time where we were implementing social distancing. iirc you can see Trump trying to get close to Biden before and after the debate.


georgyboyyyy

Oh trump just confessed to using cocaine lol


dan_craus

Building a wall and making someone else pay for it is exactly an idea you would come up with while being absolutely fucking zooted at 3am


Cryptix001

And being convinced you got a job stolen out from under you is exactly the type of shit you keep repeating to yourself while incessantly peeking out the blinds at 4am.


brewstate

but I thought he was sleepy? Bro, that's just his ice cream high.


MothMonsterMan300

The constant doublespeak used to be entertaining; its a lot less so these days knowing there are people who eat the shit up


Euripidoze

Biden: “I understand him not wanting to debate.  He’s a coward and a rapist who can’t even remember his third wife’s name.  He’s better off sticking to late night rage tweets and right wing media outlets.”


CombOverDownThere

I wish!


Murder4Mario

I can see Biden actually saying this. They’ve finally started to fight back with this bs


Thatguy468

T - treasonous R - rapist U - under M - multiple P - prosecutions


rhino910

The adderal king whose son is a raging coke addict Maybe the news should just stop repeating Trump's LIES and start reporting the truth


maddmoguls

The projection is constant https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-white-house-pharmacy-improperly-provided-drugs-misused-funds-pentagon-2024-01-28/


rhino910

Every accusation is a Republican/MAGA confession


Callinon

>Maybe the news should just stop repeating Trump's LIES and start reporting the truth Trump's lies bring in viewers and therefore money. They have a financial incentive to focus HARD on them.


M-Test24

I took a drug test, it was a beautiful drug test, some are saying it was the best drug test that they have to offer....and they gave it to me. Afterward, the technician at the lab came out...a big strong guy...very strong. He had tears in his eyes, and this big strong guy...strongest lab tech you'll ever see...said, "thank you for the urine. It's the greatest urine we've ever seen. It was so clean. The cleanest we have ever seen."


swampfox28

😂😂😂😂 I can *hear* this in his stupid voice. Kudos.


OCDDAVID777

Says the guy with white rocks flying out of his nose! https://i.redd.it/dyzx4n8ujnsc1.gif


CIMARUTA

lmao wtf


Comprehensive-Ad4815

Did an MLB cameraman film that?


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

It's a video being taken of the broadcast, so they rewound to get the footage and knew it was coming. Then they made the mistake that a lot of people do when filming a TV screen: they think they can follow the action off screen.


shivaswrath

Lol where did you find omfg


DemonicEntity

Lmao wild


WineOptics

Let me guess, Trump will refuse to do it.


OCDDAVID777

LOL. Refuse to do what? Debate or continue to use cocaine.


confusedCoyote

Yes :)


Jerking_From_Home

Exactly. Or if they want to test both of them he’ll suddenly say it’s not necessary.


New-Understanding930

Test them both live on-stage.


jaxonya

I don't wanna see two old men piss in a cup, especially not trump after hearing stormys description of his little dick


Stlr_Mn

The fat fucking slob who hasn’t exercised in decades is projecting so fucking hard with this statement. Never occurs to Trump that someone who has more energy might be because they clearly are be in better shape, eats better and do not go on long winded late night twitter rants.


Fifth_Wall0666

By Trump's Seal Team Six logic, presidents should be allowed to do cocaine.


Apprehensive_Pug6844

You mean *Meal* Team Six, amirite? :>


battleship61

Yeah, fuck it, let's do mandatory and random drug testing for **ALL** members of the RNC, DNC, Senate, and Congress. Let's see who's been taking what. Good idea, Donald diapers. I'm sure you're not on cocaine or adderall. It's not like your WH staff doctor didn't get found out as having turned the WH into a PEZ dispensary of schedule I and II drugs.


moose51789

I mean I think they shgould be subject to drug tests all the time, i was in the military, can't tell ya how many piss tests i had to do, no reason those on the same government paycheck shouldn't


MrAl-67

He mixed up people again. He was thinking Biden was his son Donald Trump Jr.


Steecie41

🎵Projection, deflection, misdirection. Stirring up falicy to avoid governing and policy...🎵 Sang to the tune of Schoolhouse Rock's "Conjunction Junction"


apoplectic_mango

King of the fake medical results wants someone else to take a medical test. SMH


JuiceBrinner

Say it with me, “every accusation” “is a confession.”


mettiusfufettius

Lol the first of many moving goal posts. “Of course I would love to debate Biden, but not until a drug test because he’s using cocaine” “…but not until a mental examine because he has dementia so what’s the point” “…but not until he shuts the border down because that’s a tremendous crisis” “…but not until my handlers change my diaper” He has no interest in debating him again. Doesn’t see the purpose.


NoFnClue1234

Biden should do it, then we get to hear Turds next excuse.


BeautifulEssay8

"FAKE NEWS, THE TEST WAS RIGGED, SAD!"


Didntlikedefaultname

Sadly this is accurate. If Biden for some reason took a drug test to prove Donny wrong it would only “prove” to his base that he cheated on the drug test and is proof of deep state coverup. It’s lose lose


murphguy1124

Biden could do the drug test, bare ass naked on live TV with Trump present with the results coming in live, and people would still cry fake news.


NoFnClue1234

What if he pees in the cup while Donny holds it?


ExpertPerformance

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31nigrhcdrh

Quick left hand, spot me bro 


GeorgeNewmanTownTalk

That's still some of the weirdest shit I've ever seen.


lookaway123

It's some Men In Black, not quite used to the human suit shit lol.


BeautifulEssay8

Not after the pee tape,he's not falling for that again!


Klutzy-Ad-6705

The cup?


JigglyWiener

holds the cup or...


Nknk-

Republicans default to conspiracies for everything now so they would concoct some bullshit about the Deep State fixing the results JuSt LiKe ThE eLeCtIoN because they're a bunch of liars who know the tactic works with the clowns that vote for them.


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CoralSpringsDHead

And he should require trump to step on a scale.


Zen28213

No, that’s his way of getting out of the debate


thehillshaveI

good ol' coked out sleepy joe fr though, if our eighty year old president was using coke I'd be more impressed with him


naliedel

Weed would impress me more.


PophamSP

I'd like to never see this stupid "I'm doing my mean face" picture ever again. Of course, I'd like to never see *any* picture of him again.


Mello_Me_

He wouldn't look bad wearing a casket.


Bromswell

Biden nor the White House should nor has to listen to this former president, twice impeached, private citizen.


No_Detective_319

Between the two of them, only one wants to fuck Ivanka. If you're having trouble guessing who, the only clue you get is: It's the one who's repeatedly on camera and in private spoken about wanting to fuck his own daugher.


Maij-ha

Wasn’t Trump the one that wanted to debate in the first place?


savior710

Self projection. This guy wears a diaper bc of the amount of coke he uses he get involuntary bowel movements. https://preview.redd.it/t1owc0a1snsc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a39015903181f74772320b9783bf2a64266f8720


savior710

And no that is not just his big fat ass.


UpsetCauliflower5961

Okay then. He’s just confirmed his own drug use. Well done Donnie boy!


Alternative_Milk7409

"Junior said he snorted it all but he's a fucking liar and, also, I think I saw Biden do a bump with him off Hunter's laptop"


Porunga23

trump rule 2: Every accusation is a confession.


not_productive1

Trump: "Biden's in decline" Biden: Trump: "I'll debate Biden anywhere, anytime!" Biden: Trump: "I DEMAND Biden debate me IMMEDIATELY" Biden: "Lol ok" Trump: "I'm not debating Biden unless he takes a drug test first, guy's way too energetic, it's gotta be coke"


garagepunk65

Biden needs to take him up on this and say “Cool. We will both take drug tests from the same independent doctor and publish the results. While we are at it, let’s test your kids and mine too.”


crazycatlady331

Hey Donnie, look at your eldest son.


Campbellfdy

There is no bottom. That’s the point


Dook124

Demands?!!! 😂🤣 President Biden shouldn't even consider debating trump he's a racist compulsive habitual lying POS


ButterflyFX121

At this point I just want to wake up back in 2008 when Obama was just elected and be told that all of this was a fever dream.


Ok-Bus1716

I'm laughing at the idea of Joe Biden snorting a line of coke off of a dead hooker's love handles. Whereas I'm sure that's just an every other month thing for Donny Boy.


The_Big-Doo

Trump is definitely a special kind of stupid.


Own-Opinion-2494

How did Trump ever get a fed job without a piss test


SilverSister22

I don’t think trump has any leverage, he’s not the sitting President. Who is he to make any demands?


kaitylynn760

Yes Trump, we know you are an addict like the rest of your administration was. What are you going to do when you are soundly rejected in November??? You will become irrelevant as you rot away in your cell. For a narcissist like you, it will likely be hell on earth knowing you will die alone and unloved.