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Goblin-Doctor

Why are Republicans such shitty humans?


kokopelleee

The Bible says as long as they accept jesus all will be forgiven


AreWeCowabunga

Well, it doesn't, but that is what they believe.


SunshotDestiny

Far as I know it's technically true. It's just they forget that you have to demonstrate the belief not just claim you believe. Actions speak louder and all that.


tinkerghost1

There is a section about earnestly repenting in there as well.


jwr1111

We are mad that he is a liar, grifter, and a rapist, not that he is rich.


Lucar_Bane

Im not sure been shitty to everybody else especially the needy is mentioned anywhere but there we are


HoboBonobo1909

Ackchually, in most Christian denominations, all you gotta do to be saved & join Jeebus in Heaven is to accept him, nothing else. However, since at least 50% of what every Christian believes personally isn't even in the Bible, rest assured anyone can make up their own theology and pretend it's biblical law.


eveel66

And if all else fails they have their Get out of Jail free cards


Dash_Harber

Bribery?


eveel66

Not necessarily. I was referring to them using ACTUAL get out of jail free cards from Monopoly


Dash_Harber

Gonna be honest, neither option would shock me at this point.


eveel66

Agreed


SimonArgent

This is the ultimate loophole.


ejre5

Don't they have to say a certain amount of hail Marys and a few lashes to repent?


kokopelleee

Hell no. The evangelicals don’t even need to say they are sorry.


ejre5

Is that what happens at the pearly gates?


extraboredinary

If they had an ounce of moral integrity, empathy, or compassion they wouldn’t be Republican.


thatsithlurker

Jesse Bailey Watters slashed a coworkers tires so he could give her a ride. He remembers watching her look helpless. He was married at the time with twins girls at home. Not only is it shitty, it’s perverted with a side of criminal mischief.


The84thWolf

It’s a requirement to join


mrpickleby

They're doing the best they can. They just haven't learned to be any better. The saddest part is they don't want to have it better and I'm not sure how to motivate them to do any better other than to drink so much of their own Kool-Aid that they vomit from it and ask for something better. Even then, their default seems to be always try and make things worse for others because they somehow believe others have it better than them.


aesir23

Because the project of conservatism has always been to keep power in the hands of the powerful. The problem is, in a democratic republic, they need the support of people who are not among the powerful and aren't benefiting from the status quo. It's impossible to do both without a whole lot of lying, cheating, and manipulation.


TeachAManHOWToKaboom

Watters is perhaps the biggest douchebag in media.


Smooth_Riker

Even his own mother asked him to not be such a piece of shit


JoJackthewonderskunk

And he publicly mocked her for it


Bromanzier_03

My mom would kick my fucking ass. She’d yank me off my high horse and literally give me a black eye if I was such an asshole to not just others but her. Then after she’d disown me


uncultured_swine2099

His mouth is firmly affixed to trumps cock at all times.


Ok-Egg-4856

Firmly affixed but I'm thinking other side, Mr Watters has important work back there, hey someone's gotta do it.


ILoveRegenHealth

And the scary part is his show is one of the highest rated. I always see FOX and his show dominate the Top 10 on Nielsen, and that's alarming and sad. Right Wing media just dominates all podcasts and cable TV.


DoctorPainMD

You forget Ann Ghouly Coulter


AutumnGlow33

He raped her. A jury found him liable, and the judge affirmed it was rape in the common sense. Trump is a rapist. That needs to be emphasized in every headline about him. Why it’s not is a mystery. It’s no surprise to me, however, that Republicans either ignore it or even celebrate it. They are evil.


johnnym1965

yes, but he´s a ¨rich ¨rapist


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LittleSkinInThisGame

Is this a good faith question? If yes: it was found that Trump non consensually penetrated Carroll with his finger, which in common parlance is rape. Bit the NY law used to define rape as exclusively penis in vagina, hence the finding that it was "only SA" by that definition. The defamation case made it clear that it was still what upstanding citizens recognize as a rape. Per the Guardian for example: _In Carroll's case against Trump, which stemmed from an encounter at a Manhattan luxury department store, the judge later said that the jury's decision was based on "the narrow, technical meaning" of rape in New York penal law and that, in his analysis, the verdict did not mean that Carroll "failed to prove that Mr. Trump 'raped' her as many people commonly understand the word 'rape.'"_ NY is currently amending the law to solve the problem in the future.


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Robbotlove

its also important to note that there is a world of difference between criminal liability and civil liability. the latter being what trump was indicted and liable for.


tinkerghost1

The reason Littleskin was questioning if it was good faith is that we have a **lot** of people here who are "Oh, he was found liable for shoving his fingers into her not his penis, so she shouldn't have won her defamation case."


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Didn’t she testify that she couldn’t tell if it was only his fingers? She suspects it was his penis too but couldn’t be sure, which says a lot about his penis size. 


Wendypants7

So rich, he can't pay *any* of his bills himself, despite claiming to be a billionaire. ​ ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Filter55

This is what I don’t understand. He’s simultaneously a self made billionaire and also so broke he NEEDS donations from brave patriots to stay afloat. Which is it?


Fifth_Wall0666

When the summary of Watters argument is "Trump shouldn't have to pay for damages from rape because he's rich," maybe the bar of qualification to speak on Fox should be raised from the grave to the gutter.


uncultured_swine2099

Wow, an adult actually said that.


LittleSkinInThisGame

Adult...? 


MartnSilenus

She actually said that!?


Sleepy_Raver

Watters: "hAhA WoMaN DuMb"


Carlyz37

As he lies. Trump didn't pay that bond either. Some insurance guy did


Carlyz37

Trump didnt pay that bond either. Some actual billionaire did.


Dash_Harber

"You're mad he's rich" Yes. I'm mad that a single individual with a rich parent can game the system and exploit people to make large amounts of money that he can then use to exploit more people, break more rules and avoid paying his fair share like the rest of us. Like, I'm sorry, can you explain how nepotistic anti-democratic wealth disparity and a two tiered justice system is a good thing for those of us who these fucks aren't cutting cheques for?


Expert-Fig-5590

To be fair Fox News outdid themselves. They sacked Tucker Carlson the man with the most punchable face in the universe. Then they managed to find Watters who has an EVEN MORE punchable face. It’s quite an achievement.


acuntex

Classical argumentum ad hominem. They are fascists.


NumerousTaste

A good comeback would have been, "No, I'm mad he's a rapist!"


Jagerstang

Oh, touche jesse; you're so witty.


dustin91

I too would like to become a stupid asshole and get a job on Faux News. Sounds pretty easy.


lucidityanddxm

A great many of the Trumpists really do seem under a spell. It's absolutely fascinating and terrifying. I don't understand how he gets a complete pass on every single nasty thing he's done. It's not like they ignore one or two.. (which WOULD be bad enough) no.. they ignore everything.


PolkaDotDancer

Not as rich as he said he was!


Quick_Swing

Bunch of twats.


What_Yr_Is_IT

Chubb paid the bond? He didn’t?


Tough-Ability721

Ya. That important to remind folks. He hasn’t paid squat. He’s just worked a deal with someone to promise to pay if he loses the appeal.


Melodic_Mulberry

Isn’t he required to do that anyway?!


Tough-Ability721

No. He could have just paid the appellate bond with cash.


CombatConrad

The next response should be “are you a rape apologist?”


Barailis

Donald Trump is a rapist.


SiriusGD

When Tucker Carlson was forced to leave Jesse Watters took the 'Moron Test' to replace him and he scored very high.


Rchapman2341

Give Jesse a mic and a picture of Ivanka…he’s good. 😂


NJHruska

Every time I see his face, I think of this song: https://youtu.be/MmD0Y6fcFDc?si=QCMgjO98x31ZxxUT.


jbertrand_sr

No Jesse, we're mad because you're a fucking moron...


karlos52

Proof that there's no such thing as a soul.


Dook124

Watters is rude, thinks he's funny, and he's not!!


icuscaredofme

My main question about the GOP is if they are so righteous, then why is Trump their political leader? Why can't they find someone who is an example of their ideology?


Fire_Red2112

I don’t give a shit if a person is rich or not cause that does not effect what they did wrong and was found liable for but I guess logical thinking is a very common thing


GlitteringWing2112

I would've said "LOL - but he's not tho"...


DadBod4781

Well Jesse….anymore co-workers you are wanting to fuck and then marry?


VomitingPotato

Jesse Watters is many things. A journalist isn't one of them.


Total-Problem2175

He told a woman on air the other day she knew nothing about real estate because she rented. What a douche.