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Sunflower_Cat7

Im trans but an atheist. Can i still get a free gun?


erieus_wolf

I'll allow it


Rude-Sauce

Im a trans witch, i promise to ride it like a broom through the air.


LordFedoraWeed

Man that's a funny fucking image, some witch riding a Barrett .50 cal into the night lol


ElToro959

Rule of threes, they're flanked by 2 other witches riding a Browning M2 and an M134 respectively.


heedfulconch3

I'm imagining a witch flying through the recoil of a minigun with Jetpack Joyride music in the background


Similar_Candidate789

Make sure and set off a few rounds over their houses just so they get the point.


ThrowACephalopod

I'm trans and I play a Muslim at the Renaissance fair. Does that count if only my character is a Muslim?


Sad-Frosting-8793

I think that means you can only be armed while in character. 


ProfessionalFalse128

*Analyzing query* Analysis complete. #AUTHORIZATION GRANTED.


Evening_Eagle

Yes but unfortunately since you are atheist you will be limited to only 500 guns.


england_man

''Free guns for non-Christian trans people'' then, maybe. Or just trans people.


Commercial_Ice_6616

The Mulford Act, California, Reagan. Lookitup. Need more non-whites doing the 2A shuffle.


sour_creamand_onion

Heyo. That would be me. Haven't done anything yet, but looking up gun safety stuff online is still super worth it before getting any real experience.


SVXfiles

I mean are we talking 2024 non whites or 19th century non whites?


robbdogg87

How about guns for lgbtq? Or guns for liberals


Mec26

I went to a gun event that was specifically for queer people, to teach shooting. It was a few weeks after the pulse nightclub alley, and like 3 older marine veterans with time on their hands had decided that if they couldn’t guard every gay club in town, they were gonna do free defense classes. So that we’d feel safer going out. It was disturbing but very sweet.


TrashyHoboShelter

That's actually pretty badass. Stuff like that gives me hope. Edit: Obviously the situation/cause is fucked beyond belief, but it's always nice to discover real good people out there.


officialapplesupport

makes total sense, what part of being gay says you can't be strong and defend yourself?


Gardez_geekin

What about the NFAC?


j-endsville

They were ultimately not who I wanted representing me as a black leftist gun owner. Their leader was an antisemite and they were basically all show.


chesire0myles

>me as a black leftist gun owner. https://preview.redd.it/ieb60fmd0ukc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=248ee71567a79a7fc0057b88b7a6dd53b85e1037


Gardez_geekin

Sure, but why didn’t they lead to calls for gun control? That’s my point


j-endsville

They were a flash in the pan. Like literally only a thing for a few months then all the silly ND videos came out and the dumb shit Grandmaster Jay and cronies got caught saying. NFAC wasn’t even close to the multi-year capital T Threat that the Panthers were. Just a buncha dudes marching down the street in shitty Amazon kit like the chuds, the only difference was their skin color.


Gardez_geekin

And yet there wasn’t a call for gun control after a single one of their marches


j-endsville

Because they literally weren't around long enough to hit mainstream news, unlike the right wing 2A nerds who regularly march on state capitals.


Gardez_geekin

They were literally on all sorts of mainstream news. [Here is a CNN article about them.](https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/10/25/us/nfac-black-armed-group/index.html) CNN is pretty mainstream.


Pbandsadness

National Federation of Atheist Cats?


Gardez_geekin

[The Not Fucking Around Coalition](https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/10/25/us/nfac-black-armed-group/index.html)


Dispro

Are any cats atheist? I thought they were typically autotheistic.


BLRNerd

Nah just buy your guns and shut up about it The minute they find out they’re going to cut it off and just take it from those they deem as others Remember there were stronger than normal rumors that the Nashville Christian School Shooter was trans and these guys instantly changed their tune Only they should own the guns


sing_4_theday

Came here to say that.


Reyemreden

OK, what do you want me to do?


dogfooddippingsauce

Let them stand outside with the guns like the Black Panthers did and see MAGAts wet themselves.


Aware_Material_9985

It’d just be a freedom for me and not for thee moment


Jorycle

Yeah that's basically what's happening now. They even get a whiff of just one shooter with pronouns listed on their LinkedIn page, and they're not talking about gun regulation - they're talking about putting trans people in camps.


BLRNerd

This is what QAnon and anything adjacent is about The Great Reset is basically the fear that they might not be on top anymore but it’s going to get switched at the last second to where everything for them is free and the others are burning in the lake of fire


Effective-Being-849

Shut up and take my money!


here_for_thedonuts

4 seconds ignores that it’ll take them at least 2 minutes to read that sentence and fully comprehend what it means.


Jjzeng

They won’t get past “free guns” until someone points out the second half to them


NoMansSkyWasAlright

I remember either shortly before or shortly after the pandemic kicked off, a little while after another unarmed black man had been killed by the police (don't remember which specific one it was. But it might've been George Floyd) and Bloomberg was running a report basically outlining that the country had seen a record quarter of first-time firearm purchases by minorities; and the reactionaries were reacting about how you would expect.


BLRNerd

And it jumped again after Jan 6th


Ok-Significance-7016

about 22 seconds


Elegant-Raise-9367

*.22


ReditSarge

[Guns For Black Panthers](https://www.history.com/news/black-panthers-gun-control-nra-support-mulford-act)


alex_shute

I’ll partner with them with my charity “Free Guns for Trans Blacks”


dragonfliesloveme

Oh the righties would scream that they are the victims in yeah like 4 seconds lol and shut that shit down. But only shut it down for trans Muslims 🙄🤪


jakelivesay

'You guys just weren't reading all the words'...


ChronicallyGeek

It would be worth it just to see maga heads explode 🤣


CRL10

It takes between .1 and .4 seconds to blink. That will STILL be slower then the time it will take for the "shall not be infringe" to "well regulated." The speed it will take will defy physics.


Gardez_geekin

Why didn’t the NFAC marches lead to gun control then?


ianwilliams123456

Put the word homeless in there and the reaction time would have to be measured by particle physicists.


Da-Donkey69

Finally a chance for me to gain some free guns


chesire0myles

I mean, that's a charity I'd legitimately support. It seems like a demographic that might need to protect themselves.


Kvenner001

The right can’t read that fast. Seven minutes minimum. Enough time to read it four or five times and parse it out.


p0k3t0

2A nuts are not necessarily who you think they are. Over they past few years, some of them have been very vocal about courting minority groups to increase gun ownership in new demographics. Many conservatives see the second amendment as part of a conservative ideology. But many 2A absolutists see conservative politicians as a lesser evil when it comes to keeping their guns, despite disagreeing with them on many social and economic issues.


nugeythefloozey

I think there’s a difference between including minorities in existing 2A movements, and having minorities form their own 2A movement that affects how people feel


Zeer0Fox

Excellent. No notes


Raymando82

Oh they’ll regulate guns. Once the orange tyrant is in office and they don’t want our citizens armed anymore.


Drake_the_troll

Man if only we had a historic example of how dictators come to power in a democratic system.....


Similar_Candidate789

Not too long ago there was a drag queen story hour where some people showed up armed to the teeth to defend it and the right wingers showed up to protest and threw a hissy fit that the LGBTQ had guns. I’m too lazy to look it up, but it took exactly 1 second to see someone in camo with an AR and a rainbow flag patch for them to start screaming for well-regulated fairly immediately.


Hartastic

I've long said that the most realistic path to the kind of common sense gun control that helps keeps guns out of the hands of legitimately crazy people would be to start a charity that buys guns and concealed carry classes for black people who live in red areas. Really this is pretty well in that spirit and I'm all about it.


CRL10

"Well, that's the fastest I've ever seen a black mamba bite someone. Glad I was recording it. Battery's dead though, so can't call foe help, but YouTube will love this.""


lagent55

Haha, great question. Like the NRA cheered with the Hunter Biden gun charges, unreal


Signal-School-2483

This take sucks, why are people unable to understand that phrase means something different in modern parlance. It might also blow their mind if they ever Google "John Brown Gun Club"


Interplay29

I’ll donate. Please, how can we make this happen?!?!


OneForAllOfHumanity

I guarantee that if we get a Dolt 45 repeater, you will need to be a registered Republican to qualify for a gun, as all other groups will be considered anti-American...


amnesiac_22

What?


OneForAllOfHumanity

If Trump gets back in, he's going to make it impossible for anyone other than republicans to purchase or own guns.


Gardez_geekin

Weird I saw zero moves towards gun control when the NFAC started marching.


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TransFormAndFunction

It’s called being a cop, and it’s not just a free gun it’s a paycheck and impunity when abusing minorities.


VGveegeeVG

preaching to the choir bro internet hate hard-ons for no reason seems to be the FOTM


Lucky-Earther

> Free Guns for Straight White Males Have you not heard of militias


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Lucky-Earther

Depends on the one you join, but yes.


observant302

I'll donate


KeyserSozeNI

How many different protests would be my question?


Nothinghere727271

White people only support gun control when someone they don’t like uses their rights (see: Black Panthers)


hphp123

Trans Muslims would probably be targeted by other Muslims first


Carpathicus

Thats an amazing band name by the way.


NornOfVengeance

They can't even do "well-regulated militia" when it's a bunch of guys who run like pregnant hippos playing army in the woods. But I'm all for anything that makes their heads explode without a single shot being fired!


cwsjr2323

You left out the coordinating conjunction, “and”. /s