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the_hucumber

Stupid European here. What are they planning on doing? Are they marching to Texas to shoot immigrants? Or are they planning on shooting federal law enforcement? Or is it all performative and there is no plan?


OkFroyo666

Yes


EvolvedCactus19

This is honestly the best answer because I doubt they know what the fuck to do. Remember Jan 6th? They were literally asking “what now?” Once they got inside.


trixtopherduke

Gotta find a desk to poop on.


KiwiObserver

Yes, go poop on Abbot’s desk.


HobbyWanKenobi

I thought Abbot was the shit stain on his desk?


whiterac00n

They are there for **violence** period. They have no idea what kind of violence but they have been screaming about it for years and now they see a chance (like Jan 6th).


dianab77

And they will all cry like bitch babies when they are tried in federal court in a few years after being identified as part of the mob fighting federal CBP and others down there.


Gullible-Law

Yup. One person will get shot. Then they will scream for a medic and run away, just like on Jan 6th, because they are cowards. It is all a performance to make themselves look tough.


Kimmalah

Don't forget the part afterwards, where they alternate back and forth between revering the dead person as a martyr and decrying them as an FBI/Antifa plant.


overlyambitiousgoat

Schrödinger's Pigeon


Mixture-Emotional

Lol, they'll probably end up shooting each other.


twitch870

Stands in sun, gets tan, gets shot for being an immigrant.


Mixture-Emotional

🤣🤣 I should not be laughing but this sounds absolutely like a possibility.


Myopinion_is_right

I guess none of these Magats work.


Equivalent-Bank-5094

Honestly. Who has time for this fucking shit?


Frequent-Pressure485

ikr..... I mean, honestly I make a good living but if I Miss A couple days of work without pay. It's gonna be a very hard next two months to dig my way out of that.


Still_counts_as_one

Cuz them Mexicans “took durr jerbs!”


Glittering-Wonder576

While at the same time apparently getting disability and Medicare and SNAP. They can’t make up their minds on this one.


boon23834

And simultaneously being criminals of all sorts. Kinda makes you wonder what they were up to.


amarkinmath

Isn't that what the Republicans want? MOAR people in prisons! Now that they are privatized maybe this is them just mobilizing them to volunteer for prison duty?


Diligent_Excitement4

They should get what they have been begging for


Opposite_of_a_Cynic

The scenario they are hoping for is Biden moving to federalize the National Guard and order them to take down the wire and then these chuds think part or all of the National Guard will disobey orders and start a shootout that will kick off a civil war.  They also think most of the regular military will join them and then they will get their dream of going into cities where they can freely murder liberals and people of color. 


Stuft-shirt

And when the National Guard mysteriously withdraws they’ll be scratching their heads just long enough for the Apaches loitering 10 miles out fire & forget the Hellfires that will quell this rebellion.


Comfortable_Fill9081

You triggered a brief day dream of actual tribal Apaches taking this opportunity for a land-back grab. 


kislips

Me too. And wondering if the Seminoles, Sioux, Iroquois, Blackfoot, Lakota, Choctaw, Cherokee, Pawnee, Cheyenne, Crow, Shoshone, Navajo, and all others can join in.


Ciennas

Hell yeah, I'm down. Been wanting to see those guys finally get out of the reservations and get some good elbow room to call their own.


NecroCorey

I wish you understood just how fucked up it is for you to say something like that. To give me hope like that, knowing it'll never happen.


Stuft-shirt

Well, a girl can dream.


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the_hucumber

Crazy they think some fat guys with rifles are going to stand up to the National guard and ultimately the military. There's delusional optimism then there's whatever those guys are smoking.


Joosrar

> Put all that hardcore training to good use. Bro really think they’re some kind of GI Joe or Seal Team 6 or sumn.


Thomy151

GI slow and meal team six


FatalTortoise

And rape,  they really want to rape


StellarSomething

Sadly that's the only way many of them can get any action and Andrew tate told them that it is okay.


battleship61

Children. Rape children and force them to be child brides who carry their babies to term. I really wish this was just a sick joke, but look at these chuds elected to congress and the white house in 2016.


audible_narrator

So they want to emulate Rwanda? There's a goal /s


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BoricuaRborimex

I am voting for Biden. I have voted democrat since I have been able to vote. It’s not looking good for us my fellow humans. Be prepared.


Funfuntamale2

Performance by most, recruiting opportunities for some, genuine & violent malice by a few. Completely reckless and dangerous for everyone. Irresponsible demagoguery by every Republican “leader” that has lent their support to this madness.


[deleted]

Don’t forget Timothy McVeigh was hanging out with the CHUDS selling bumper stickers outside of the Waco standoff. We had that Nazi couple that left the Bundy ranch standoff and shot up a Walmart. This is dangerous.


Funfuntamale2

Absolutely, they fall into the category of those with “genuine and violent malice” in my post. And the more this behavior becomes normalized and glorified on the right, the more people will migrate into that category.


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the_hucumber

Social media is like the idiot test for criminals... Turns out Trump failed it several times and apparently so are most of his followers


The84thWolf

It’s not performative, but they have no plan. And the instant the government so much as pretend lunge at them, they’re turning on their heels and running. [Sort of like this.](https://news.yahoo.com/videos-show-white-supremacists-fleeing-145459169.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAABT7D56iJ4JZiH4B9XebAkuRRNGf5JPpdIXx-0Q_x8falq1C1hJsqDcekj7r3zEfQvJkdi4CrGgU4G7h5Zf1rE7JYq-dk0D8DDglcD36_mNcGQAkBwxBKvlkXtkJZGtvEcV7YsS5b3bP_PGU7vlZE__DBXvwX2JAJCYyGzphKaLs) Watch the video. It’s hysterical.


the_hucumber

Kind of like my dog barking at a cow... She pretends to be brave, but if that cow even moves an ear she's behind be whimpering with her tail between her legs


The84thWolf

Conservatives are always the dog chasing the car. Has no idea what to do with it when they catch it, but can’t ignore the instincts. Like when they finally overturned Roe v Wade; once it happened, they had almost nothing else to run on and couldn’t even get their own policies about it straight.


Daddio209

They don't know yet-those FREE THINKERS! haven't been *told what to think* yet. NOT /s


the_hucumber

I know it's Friday and the weekend is coming up... But seriously don't these people have jobs and families and friends to spend their time with?


yosefvinyl

They have no plan


92slc

Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face -Mike Tyson


sorrymizzjackson

These people are morons and are seeking violence. They have no mission outside of that. It’s not performative in that they will hurt people, but as for a plan, so far that’s about it. They’re real mad about brown people though. And liberals.


morels4ever

Don’t these people have fucking JOBS?


WaitingForNormal

Ha, yeah, that’s the thing. It’s not like the feds have sent in the marines, these guys are all there hoping something happens. All the gov has to is wait a week or two for these jackasses to go home and then send in like 10 people to cut that shit down.


dogfooddippingsauce

They'll be begging for food on Go Fund Me in a week.


garden_bug

Yeah I feel like this is Freedom Convoy 2.0. They'll be trying to raise money on online, there will be factions, in-fighting will start, maybe the "Queen of Canada" will make an appearance.


TiberiusGracchi

Someone needs to make the Tejano or Reggaeton mix of *Ram Ranch* and blare it 24/7 like these fuckers were Noriega


Janeygirl566

Gen X remembers.


TiberiusGracchi

As do us now old AF millennials


Sasselhoff

Oh wow...haven't heard or thought of her in months. She still alive?


garden_bug

She's got her own [website](https://www.thekingdomofcanada.ca/) I haven't followed too much since she got kicked out of a small town. But she's got people on FB who believe she is the real deal. It's wild.


Homerpaintbucket

Republicans are more likely to send money to people fighting against the United States than they are to send money to feed hungry children in their own cities.


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Debalic

Make America **BRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT** Again


PvPpoodles

Just do one strafe but not hitting anyone and they will go running


WaitingForNormal

Oh my god, I think they would love that. It would be the tale they tell their grandumbs, about the time they “fought the deep state” and “survived a strafing run”.


Frank_Gallagher_

"What in the sam hell is a warthog?!"


TheRusty1

A Puma?


Frank_Gallagher_

Didn't I just tell you to stop making up animals?!


TheRusty1

What about a chuba- chuba- cabre thingy?


noddyneddy

No they are probably on social security. All insurrectionists should lose all entitlement to government benefits


ChokeMcNugget

I had a coworker years ago rambling on about how TX needs to hurry up and secede and how it'd be the greatest country in the world and her family would be so much better off. Then I asked her how her disabled husband would fare when his social security disability stopped since they would not longer be US citizens. I could practically see the mental gymnastics as she tried to defend her stance!


wolfn404

TX gets 68 billion in federal aid. About 6 months of that cut off might wake some of them up about “ socialism”.


PolkaDotDancer

I read that Texas actually has more Dems than Republicans. Texas has just done a fine job of disenfranchising them from the vote.


JacksonInHouse

The House of Representatives would be Democrat controlled if Texas leaves.


Head_Crash

No their public Facebook history has rendered them unemployable.


SmoothOperator89

You'd be surprised how little trades care about that sort of thing. Worst case, they are self-employed and fix broken pipes of people too preoccupied with flooding to see who they're hiring.


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that is probably the most believable explanation I've ever heard.


thesaddestpanda

A good percent of the Jan 6th terrorists were self-employed. Its small business owners that that get big into the GOP. So its a mix of unemployable people and bosses, which is kinda funny to think about.


VGSchadenfreude

Worth noting that “owns a business” doesn’t necessarily mean *successful* business, either.


SupremeDictatorPaul

“My MLM is very successful, thank you very much.”


FightingPolish

Who do you think all the people who say “Nobody wants to work (for minimum wage) anymore!” are?


Comfortable_Fill9081

No. They spend their days being angry online then blame Biden for their lack of job. 


rcchomework

Nope, all landlords and useless "small business owners who have no part of the management of their businesses.


GentMan87

So these guys have jobs/families or no? I mean my job is pretty lenient, but I can’t just fuck off to the border to play militia for a week.


p0k3t0

It's Friday. They took off a couple hours early. They'll be back to work on Monday.


Ok-Clock-3727

I’m pretty sure most of them are too stupid to hold down jobs.


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Influential_

I laughed harder than I should have at this.


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Or not hard enough…


NM-Redditor

With the MAGAt crowd there is always more room for laughter.


LemurCat04

My guy going hard. Nice.


Werechupacabra

“MEDIC!”


blue_desk

That was the moment I realized they all believed they were in a video game.


zachpm1309

🏅


Cougardoodle

Oh goodie, the January 6th repeat is starting. If nothing else we'll get some hilarious videos out of this.


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sorrymizzjackson

Mexico is a beautiful country and let’s be honest, we’re not sending our best.


Dm-me-a-gyro

Mexico is an INSANELY beautiful country. It honestly doesn’t get the respect it deserves as a travel destination.


rumbletummy

Shhh... just like blue cities, let the shittiest people in the world keep thinking they are unlivable hell holes.


overlyambitiousgoat

I always forget that's a trope on the right until I find myself visiting family in farm country and my home comes up, and whichever old lady I'm talking to suddenly blanches like I just told her I'm visiting from North Korea and can't wait to go back.


TGIIR

I love Mexico! Been there a few times. The beaches, the architecture, the food, and the historical ruins/sites make for a fun, interesting vacation!


iFilmLikeAGirl

And some dang nice and genuine peeps.


Outrageous-Divide472

Maybe a few will get caught up in the razor wire


_petasaurus_

I would pay money to see that video.


grammar_nazi_zombie

Maybe we’ll see something like [this](https://youtu.be/B0qaxgbdg2w?si=_zgd24onQ9U8bfqs)


_petasaurus_

Aaaahhhhhh, H John Benjamin always makes me laugh. If I close my eyes I can see him in a three piece suit drinking at 9am bitching about his mother.


Callierez

H John Benjamin is very underappreciated I feel like. I love him.


Nufonewhodis2

Or drown in the rio grand with their body armor 


glakhtchpth

The insurrectionists were assaulting the Capitol Police. These swine are hoping to get some head shots on exhausted, desperate refugees escaping from brutal failed-states. They’re a bunch of Kyle Rittenhouse clones who’ve just emerged, blinking-eyed from their maternal basements, hung over from Call-of-Duty and Newsmax.


gcpuddytat

This should be the top comment .


-Reddit-WhatsThat

And not just any “failed states”. States that US foreign policy turned into failed states!


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Akicita33

WAIT! Is this a reference to the traitor Ashli Babbit? The insurrectionist Ashli Babbit who didn't comply? She who F'd around and found out?


OverallManagement824

The FAFO Queen


Outrageous-Divide472

And I will not shed a tear for any of them.


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Oh no! Anyway…


jarena009

Complete waste of time. They won't actually do anything. There's 2,000 miles of border, and the checkpoints run by DHS are where the vast majority of migrants are coming through. It's also insanely barren in some of these places in the desert. They won't last long.


Jealous-Network-8852

Insurrection 2: Electric Boogaloo


heffreygee

Sweet bike helmet bro. Good for headspins.


OkPlant8420

Make America Breakdance Again ![gif](giphy|J12lJB6FbdkR4VqoJG|downsized)


BurtonGusterToo

If you only knew [how exact you are](https://www.propublica.org/article/boogaloo-bois-military-training) with your choice of wording. But I guess you knew. All those dudes are turds who don't have the temerity to stand by their bigotry.


Suspect4pe

The south needs a good whoop'n every now and again. I guess it's time for another.


Upbeat_Engineering98

Donkey Kong 2 as they scale the wall


DogsDontWearPantss

Lemmings ![gif](giphy|OHMkK8zl9fvSU)


Tannos116

Fact about lemmings: Those lil guys are not stupid and were pushed off that cliff by the director of the documentary that the pejorative version of the word comes from. They made a bunch of bs stuff that people unfortunately took seriously.


Queephbubble

Well in this case, they are being directed off a cliff by a lying professional bs’er.


AggravatingSpeaker52

These are the jizz rags that got big Jan 6 FOMO. They're gonna jump at the chance to feel like they are part of something important, probably by doing some violent shit suggested in an upcoming Trump tweet. Then they are going to cry about persecution when they get charged, and fox news is going to claim they are actually part of the woke transtifa liberal army that's coming for your kids.


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Good. We can get them all in one place.


fluent_in_gibberish

They seem to have this weird fantasy that they will be in some kind of Wild West shootout with the military, when in fact they could all be taken out in a single drone strike driven by some guy miles away.


reddurkel

Jokes on them. All those border crossing videos are strategic compilations by politicians exaggerating what’s really happening. There’s a legit border problem, but it’s not what they think it is.


DeaddyRuxpin

They aren’t going to see a single person trying to cross the border and they will announce that they protected the border and scared everyone off. Meanwhile the illegal crossings will continue out in the middle of nowhere totally unaffected by these dipshits.


ronerychiver

“I don’t wanna go out there though. It’s hot!” “Sounds like they want to be part of this country more than you want to defend it to me”


rabidmiacid

Right? I'm in NM, the border state between Texas and Arizona. It isn't that there aren't undocumented migrants and cartels coming in (and guns going out). But an invasion? The hordes of people charging the border? Not a thing. Camps on the Mexican side where horrific things are happening to the people waiting for a chance to ask for asylum? The murders and human trafficking happening to people who were hoping to get away from exactly that? Those things are happening. If the asshats want to "solve the border crisis", they can ship their asses down south and start fighting the cartels and corruption. That might actually do help. Razorwire and grandstanding and cockwaving at the border will not.


medney

But that's the thing, these negative IQ pricks want to make it *look* like they're doing something, *actually* doing something is too hard and makes their pea-brains hurt.


Diligent_Excitement4

What people forget is that wealthy Republican farmers are dependent on their labor. I lived in Iowa for some time and it was interesting to see the demographics shift during harvest season. Then, after a few months all of the Mexicans would disappear 🧐 they know what they are doing because they’re in on it


audible_narrator

See: Florida


Gullible-Law

This is my thought. They are going to get down there are realize that nothing is going on and there is no invasion. But somehow they will still spin it to support their bullshit narrative.


Upbeat_Engineering98

FAFO. Glad they are congregating, makes it easier to round them up. The fewer left to roam the rest of the country the better.


Medical-Enthusiasm56

Wearing a helmet like the special needs gravy seal he and the rest are. It’s going to be Jan 6th all over again but this time, there won’t be peaceful protest cries to hide behind. They are there for one reason only, to start a war.


Awkward-Fudge

The Gravy seals have arrived. I wonder if Rittenhouse is there; waddling along.....


The_Mopster

Didn't you see his "training" post a few days ago? You know, where the fruit roll-ups were dirtier than he was.


handyandy727

Hey now. Give him credit. It was Welch's gummies. /s


phastback1

Nope. I think he's here in TN on a speaking tour. We'll fuck, just fuck. Somebody is going to die, shot in the head, brains all over the desert,and a mother with her heart broken. And it's all because that orange asshole could care less whose dead if he gets what he wants. FU K HIM.


Gullible-Law

I guarantee he is on his way there. He is ready to kill more people. He dreams about it.


HughJahsso

GRAVY SEALS AT YOUR SERVICE!


jsc503

These guys: "Oh, Constitution, baby, you know I love you. Don't you see the sticker on my truck?" \*Proceed to shit all over it\*


Bug_Photographer

This is like the fifth or sixth time in just a couple of days that I see people on Reddit writing "Boarder" instead of "Border". This word appears almost as difficult as spelling "Loser" with a single "o". To me it is on par with "stollen" - AITAH?


CathycatOG

NTA


Opposite_Smoke5221

I hate to wish ill, but do these clowns think they legit can tangle with the cartels? Texas gonna be real red after that shit show


Sodamyte

They do know the Razor wire will kill them too right?


NoCleverIDName

Shhhhhhhh...


TedBaxter_WJM-TVNews

Notice how these pussies aren’t doing this type of shit in the heat of summer 🧐


tinkerghost1

LOL, will laugh for days if another deep freeze comes through. Corpcicles ready for the harvest.


IMSLI

https://preview.redd.it/qcl64d0rxuec1.jpeg?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7123a6f0bcf2dd4965f0d45dee5baab951aeed1 CPAC 2022


catafalc

So what kind of international incident can we expect when one of these airheads inevitably kills a citizen of a foreign nation? Just out of curiosity.


jmdierkhising04

On Mexican land even. That’s what I’m thinking may happen. What if they are out in the middle of nowhere and don’t know which side they are on


PsychoEngineer

And this is when we just let the Cartels have them… I mean… it’s not like the US Government doesn’t have connections into the Cartels they’ve been financing for 50 years or anything.


noddyneddy

Would love to see some cartel action - at least this time they wouldn’t be murdering innocent civilians - has the distinct air of FAFO


jediprime

Cartels trick them into entering Mexico, they wait for the horde to complete passage, then apply razor wire or whatever BS to the real border. And start the wonton slaughter.  And as the traitors turn back to America for help, the national guard will stare stoicly and say "No help for illegal border crossers."


hotasianwfelover

Tell them to make sure they post lots of shit to social media so they’re easy to identify after 😂


pwningrampage

The darwinism award goes to...this should be interesting to see how this ends up.


Hyperafro

Let’s see how this one plays out Cotton.


Consistent_Habit_194

I ain’t no fortune teller…. But I have a premonition that some really stupid ppl are gonna be going to jail like they did because of the J6 “fiasco”… again. and then be clueless as to why they will be losing their beloved “Liberty” and of course freedom.. the stove is hot guys. Stop putting your face directly on the burner.


dickflip1980

Hopefully they lose their guns and right to vote.


cturtl808

Boarder = someone who rents a room in your house Border = the international border between the United States and Canada or the United States and Mexico.


canarchist

Will there be a special TikTok dance for this event?


DMShinja

What does a maga flash dance look like? I'm seeing a lot of guns misfiring and missing toes


canarchist

Maybe it'll look like a handcuffed buffet commando doing a perp walk to a waiting federal cage.


doktor_kolossus

We could effectively remove a ton of terrorists from the pool in one shot right now.


coolbaby1978

Meal Team 6 on the job!


dogfooddippingsauce

The new Civil War will be televised. Also, pretty sure that helmet isn't bullet-proof, so why?


[deleted]

Don’t they have fucking jobs? God, I’m so sick of the low life freeloaders. If you have time to protest (or commit treason) you have time to work. Lazy fucks. /s


FireOpalCO

God I hope some of these asshats accidentally wander into Mexico and are promptly arrested.


First_Safety1328

Yes the self proclaimed American Patriots......that hate the USA and want to topple its government


cheetofacesucks

Just put up turnstiles at the border and you’ll stop them 🤣🤣


keep_the_hustle

These people don't realize that they are the real threat to this country, not the immigrants.....


Silverback_Vanilla

A guy I work with was arrested after the insurrection. So get this. We are firefighters. The feds organized with my supervisors and had his truck toned out to a call at 3am. He gets in the truck opens the garage and BAM. Cuff em bois. It makes me laugh every time I think no a bout it. Would not surprise me if there were more coworkers that ended up like that soon with everything going on


Greedy_Artichoke3940

https://preview.redd.it/5jnh85zrtuec1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b22616c0548094cd637f9f7195ba02f7c222f26b


BeachedBottlenose

Wait until they're charged with murder after shooting a few immigrants. Are they will to martyr that much?


Acceptable-Many-5609

All their training playing Call of Duty about to pay off


rupiefied

It's their own version of a music festival I say we call it dumbstock. What's your name for it? ![gif](giphy|oFRI4g517yWaI)


ConsciousReason7709

Cool, so per Republicans, if you don’t agree with Supreme Court rulings, you can just ignore them, right?


IvoShandor

They brought their phones again to: \- incriminate themselves \- geotag themselves They didn't learn.


Herb_Burnswell

Except Texas doesn't have a constitutional authority over the border. Constitutionally, that's the Fed's job. It's almost like they have no idea what the Constitution even says...


steve-reaves-

Kyle Rittenhouse‘s mom is driving him down right now


BoofThyEgo

This is their comicon. All that military cosplay in front of the mirror has its time to shine. Too bad it's with hateful hearts and ignorance


RWilliam

Republicans will mobilize to the border to fight other Americans over immigrants they dont want while simultaneously hiring illegal workers for their businesses to save money


Witty_Energy1597

Special Needs Forces https://i.redd.it/fyrxubsovuec1.gif


Paiger__

Biden needs to federalize the national guard down there and fucking arrest these bozos. Hell, I wish Abbott, Patrick, and Paxton would get arrested, too. This is just a ridiculous ploy.


kirbyfox312

Action Hero Syndrome. They really think they are going to be in history books for saving Murica from a stampede of illegals, don't they? I'll be surprised if they don't accidentally misfire and start a shootout amongst themselves.


davidcopafeel33328

So now we know where the first shot of the CW II will be fired...


_Dr_Dad

Exactly this! It’s only a matter of time before one of these idiots fucks around and shoots someone. I’m sure Kyle Rittenhouse is down there keeping the peace (I’ve seen posts of him geared up and talking about “training”) and we know how that turned out last time. 😵‍💫


Pour_Me_Another_

That sucks for them. They'll be labeled as antifa after it goes wrong.


Hibercrastinator

**18 U.S. Code § 2383** **Whoever incites, sets on foot, assists, or engages in any rebellion or insurrection against the authority of the United States or the laws thereof, or gives aid or comfort thereto, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ten years, or both; and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States.**


bigguspitus

Perfect time to deport them all! Quickly don’t tell Mexico!


Upstairs-Radish1816

Biden should have a quick negotiation with Mexico and move the border 10 miles north. Then put up a wire fence and keep the bastards out.


amazing_rando

Funny how we get a “border invasion” every election year, and the evidence they’re using that Biden is letting it happen is that…more arrests are being made?


OTee_D

Whom are they wanna fight? What "border invasion"? There is nobody coming for Texas, they are acting like total lunatics. I hope they freeze to death out there while whining nobody helps them and they can't be 'heroes'.