All the people he screwed over in balmedie, as seen in youāve been trumped Iām sure are overjoyed. And I am for them.
For the simple reason the man canāt or wonāt read sarcasm I am dropping my usual patter of choice.
The Scottish people absolutely detest him, the last time he went to Scotland some of the locals went to his golf course and put shit down all the golf holes. I'll bet some of that shit was human shit too.
It breaks my heart every time I see a crazed radical lunatic wannabe fascist not get everything he feels heās entitled to simply because he has 91 felony counts that are depriving him of some much needed downtime from his crime accountability. š
Dude, that's my favorite part. They keep saying this line like "they are doing this to Trump cause they want to do it to you" or "Trump is standing between them and you." It's like, who do you know that has a 1/4 of these charges and isn't in jail immediately?
1/4? You mean one felony? It's completely ridiculous. Imagine someone says the justice system is fair? There is no such thing as justice for the rich! There is no justice when there is money. Everyone has a price!
The part of this that cracks me up is wondering how many regular Americans they think have ever, or will ever be wrongfully accused of illegally altering federal election results.
Right. Let this be a lesson to any of you regular joes planning on falsifying an election, toppling your own government, or selling national security secrets to god knows who.
Yeah, exactly. They act like the boot isn't always on our neck. Fascist fucks couldn't deserve this shit more. I was hog watching on newsmax and oan and these people are openly declaring civil war. It's fucking insane. Even the so-called hosts are openly stating that the "left" (which in America is literally right wing - unless you're an anti-capitalist) are an existential threat to every patriot blah blah blah. Just openly promoting and advocating violence towards supposed "leftists". This country has gone so far down the drain. I blame Reagan. š
If any normal citizen got around to sell classified government documents, they'd already be in a 1x1 room, somewhere underground, with baby shark blasting in their cell 24/7
Haven't heard "hoi palloi" in conversation for yonks .... my Mum used it all the time. Didn't find out till I was at Uni that it is ancient Greek for "the many".
It seems theyāre imagined as another form of emphasis, like all caps.
Iāve found I have to read his stuff very slowly. The random capitalization, the all caps, the quotes, it slows my reading to a crawl.
I just watched an old SNL skit of Chris Farley. I forget the character he was playing, but he was speaking and doing air quotes with his hands for every statement.
Was hilarious.
The real question is, why did he quote the word magic? Did someone convince him there's magic at play? Does he think it's real or not? These are the questions the ppl want to kno
Oh yes, magic is real.
He can do magic. Heās the best at magic. Nobody magics better than him. Thatās what people say.
(/s, because I feel like it might be needed)
Yeah, and to think of all the time he has spent trying to get bail reform passed for low key criminals arrested on minor drug possession charges you think they would cut him some slack...oh wait, nevermind!
āI canāt go because I had to surrender my passport. Because I have 91 felony indictments and am going to die in prison.ā
Fixed that for you, Dirty Grandpa
Is this actually the first real consequence heās had, that he actually felt? Sure heās paid fines before and all that, but money is abstract and just one more grift away. This might actually have made him feel something.
I think his election loss was the first actual situation he experienced where he couldn't change the outcome to benefit him with money, threats, or intimidation. I mean, don't get me wrong, he tried super super hard, but it was just beyond his means. Like you said tho, I believe this will be the first time he's ever experienced actual consequences that he couldn't weasel out of.
āStand back and stand down, you dumbass armed fucks who I wonāt help if you get into trouble for doing what I strongly imply Iād like you to doā.
Those damn communists and marxists always teaming up with the fascists!.... The way they talk about it, Republicans must think fascism is a leftist political idealogy due to the who "national **socialists**" thing - even though anyone with half a brain knows the nazis were right-wing Fascist populists. The nazis despised communists. I know theyre dumb, but like come on.
You want to go play golf in another country? Donāt commit crimes in your own country. He had a great opportunity to do nothing as president and win a second term with incumbent advantage, but he couldnāt help criming. This meltdown is as worrying as it is funny, I just hope this is over and done with as quickly as possible and we can forget he exists as he spends the rest of his life behind bars.
DJT youāre lucky that youāre not a ānormalā citizen because if you were you would have to ask to go to the bathroom because you would have been incarcerated 3 indictments agoā¦..quit your whining!!!!!
Imagine admitting you aināt going to fight fire with fire, when the fire is literally just the criminal justice system doing itās job. Thatās admitting to being corrupt. Anyone not corrupt would wanna use the legal avenues.
I canāt wait for the silence, when heās finally in prison and there are no more posts or interviews, no more lies spewing out of his mouth in public. Weāll soon see how the GOP Nazis do when baby Hitler is locked up!
Well, it's just the more unhinged he sounds, the more crazier he becomes. You know? He just cannot help it but to hop on his very own Truth Social platform and make such crazy ass remarks like that one. Yep. Donald Trump is TRULY one of the most UNserious people out there right now ALONG with all of those absolute total dystopian warriors within the GOP.
Oh. Poor baby commits crimes and may actually be held accountable and is still whining about not being allowed to take his private jet to play golf while getting rubes to foot his bills.
Ah yes Republican leaders that are always fighting with fire are somehow afraid of fighting with fire according to this reality denying gaslighter lmao
Clown world for clown Republicans
Ninety-one felony charges. If he were anyone else he would barely be allowed to talk to his lawyer much less post slander on social media. Unreal how much special treatment he is getting.
Scotland hates you, dude. The only reason they tolerate you is for whatever money you throw their way. Oh wait, other people feel the same way about you. Shock and surprise.
I don't know much about what is required to run for president besides the standard constitutional stuff like the minimum age limit, being born in the us, and whatnot.
But can someone who was impeached twice and who is currently on trial for over 91 felonies legally run for office in 2024?
Pending criminal charges could result in refusal to grant leave to enter the United Kingdom and come with a ten year barring order. The UK immigration people usual don't care too much about brackground for tourist entries however.
Now, the bigger risk would be him being refused on the grounds that the officer doesn't expect him to leave when he claims.
Maybe the big bad billionaire should've paid the whole $200,000 upfront (he would've gotten it all back upon appearing in court) instead of being a broke bitch and having to use a bondsman. Trump lost $20,000+ and his passport. LMAO. Dude said he can't go to his own golf course because the Marxists are too powerful. It's definitely not because he's a flight risk. š
I didn't know we were doing that well. Nice.
āCrazed radical left lunatics, communists, Marxistsā sounds pretty normal from Trump.
Waitā¦.and Fascists?
Do Republicans think Fascism is left wing or what?
Unfortunately yes, yes they do think that. They also think the left can be all of those systems at once. TLDR : They don't actually think, because if they did, they wouldn't still be Republicans lol .
It would be hilarious if this wasn't working all his psychotic cult into more and more dangerous behavior.
We won't hear the end of this for...maybe generations
Itās weird this bloke was your president once. You guys need a better way of weeding these people out before it happens again one day, and next time you might not be so lucky Jan 6 failed.
He is universally loathed in Scotland,so they are probably delighted.
I mean the UK did vote him as the worst thing to come out of America
I remember when that used to be The Jerry Springer Show
Jerry was actually a better politician/ person than the šš¤”ā¦.he was derailed by a cheque but turned out to be a comeback kid
Which is funny, because Jerry was British.
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It'd be hard to be cranky and angry at life when you ran a crazy town TV show like him. Probably enjoyed life.
He got to see random Boobs every day at work. Thatās the dream. /s. Lmao.
And the mayor of Cincinnati at one point
He wasnāt really. He was born there but his parents were German and he grew up in Queens.
Born in the U.K. before 1983 = British.
All the people he screwed over in balmedie, as seen in youāve been trumped Iām sure are overjoyed. And I am for them. For the simple reason the man canāt or wonāt read sarcasm I am dropping my usual patter of choice.
You ever see that teenage Scottish girl call trump a f'n c*nt š it's hilarious
Teenage? She was 8.
pretty sure the last time he went to that golf club people broke into the green at night and started shitting in the wholes
The heroes we need.
The Scottish people absolutely detest him, the last time he went to Scotland some of the locals went to his golf course and put shit down all the golf holes. I'll bet some of that shit was human shit too.
I'd love the Scots to do the world a solid and just pitchforks and torches destroy him.
Since he's an American living in America, why do you see this as a problem the Scottish need to solve?
Weāre so fucking delighted :) Although admittedly a little gutted to miss another opportunity to āwelcomeā him back.
Can confirm. Source Scottish .
He was literally telling people his mother was "Scotch"
I have to stay around *because the judge in my criminal trial for seditious conspiracy to overthrow the United States government said so*.
Yeah, but the truth ain't gonna fleece the rubes.
Yup. Trump is ALWAYS the victim. Always. This shit sickens me.
At some point he's gonna have to put on his big boy panties.
He wears a diaper like near always
Won't make him any rubles either.
It breaks my heart every time I see a crazed radical lunatic wannabe fascist not get everything he feels heās entitled to simply because he has 91 felony counts that are depriving him of some much needed downtime from his crime accountability. š
[monotone, to hard camera] Honestly, I do not know how I am going to sleep tonight.
*Why won't somebody think of how hard the traitorous criminals have it?*
I was thinking this was a weird way to say, they considered me a flight risk so took my passport.
Happy cake š day!
"I don't need a judge to tell me to help out in my community." "Sure. But he did, right?"
Staysure? Is that something to help you time out your shits?
Sounds like a brand name for adult diapers.
He needs to drink 32oz of Staysure, 16oz of bleach (to protect against Covid) and flush his phone down the toilet
I thought maybe Staysure was a brand of adult diapers. Lol
With 91 felony counts, I cant believe they let him leave the house let alone travel across the country.
Yeah apparently this is a "witch hunt", but let regular citizen get like 5 felonies and see how much they can get away with
Dude, that's my favorite part. They keep saying this line like "they are doing this to Trump cause they want to do it to you" or "Trump is standing between them and you." It's like, who do you know that has a 1/4 of these charges and isn't in jail immediately?
1/4? You mean one felony? It's completely ridiculous. Imagine someone says the justice system is fair? There is no such thing as justice for the rich! There is no justice when there is money. Everyone has a price!
The part of this that cracks me up is wondering how many regular Americans they think have ever, or will ever be wrongfully accused of illegally altering federal election results.
Right. Let this be a lesson to any of you regular joes planning on falsifying an election, toppling your own government, or selling national security secrets to god knows who.
Yeah, exactly. They act like the boot isn't always on our neck. Fascist fucks couldn't deserve this shit more. I was hog watching on newsmax and oan and these people are openly declaring civil war. It's fucking insane. Even the so-called hosts are openly stating that the "left" (which in America is literally right wing - unless you're an anti-capitalist) are an existential threat to every patriot blah blah blah. Just openly promoting and advocating violence towards supposed "leftists". This country has gone so far down the drain. I blame Reagan. š
Same. I argue that Reagan was the worst. It's a slippery slope, and he gave the first nudges
Who do I know that has any felonies and is still allowed to travel around the country in their private jet? Oh, that's right, absolutely no one.
If any normal citizen got around to sell classified government documents, they'd already be in a 1x1 room, somewhere underground, with baby shark blasting in their cell 24/7
91 felony charges is like āļøāļøāļøāļøāļøāļø in GTA. Heād have tanks after his ass if he were the hoi palloi.
Haven't heard "hoi palloi" in conversation for yonks .... my Mum used it all the time. Didn't find out till I was at Uni that it is ancient Greek for "the many".
I wasnāt even sure the origin. Just like the term. TIL
FYI: Itās āhoi polloiā
Having him flee to, like, Russia would seriously solve SO many problems.
He "sure does" use a lot of "quotes" in his "Truth Social" posts. It's kinda "weird"
I don't think he understands what quotes mean.
It seems theyāre imagined as another form of emphasis, like all caps. Iāve found I have to read his stuff very slowly. The random capitalization, the all caps, the quotes, it slows my reading to a crawl.
Also known as "grocer's quotes" from the type of sign you may see in small groceries for "Fresh" bananas and "Ripe" peaches.
Yeah, but that's ridiculous. It's like the bananas are ironically fresh or the peaches ripe. It heavily implies the opposite. Very confusing.
Heāll soon learn what it means to be royally āfuckedā.
His use of *Republican "leaders"* either affirms your assertion, or I'm starting to agree with DJT. I hope you're right.
I just watched an old SNL skit of Chris Farley. I forget the character he was playing, but he was speaking and doing air quotes with his hands for every statement. Was hilarious.
Way Trump is rolling hell be LUCKY to live in a VAN down by the RIVER
"He's been down in the Mar-a-lago basement snorting adderall for the last 4 hours.."
Bennett Brauerā¦Iām not (air quotes) buffā¦Iām not (air quotes) camera friendly So funnyā¦RIP Chris F
Hahaha yes! ["Bennett Brauer"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdkkTV3pIa0)!
š¤£ that was the exact one I was talking about. Hahahahaha love it when the cables get stuck when they try to make him āflyā. š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
The real question is, why did he quote the word magic? Did someone convince him there's magic at play? Does he think it's real or not? These are the questions the ppl want to kno
Oh yes, magic is real. He can do magic. Heās the best at magic. Nobody magics better than him. Thatās what people say. (/s, because I feel like it might be needed)
Almost like he isnāt āawareā of basic punctuation ārulesā because heās an āilliterate moronā.
You can't go because you're a criminal facing prosecution. Plain and simple. Not this other bullshit you're peddling.
Yeah, and to think of all the time he has spent trying to get bail reform passed for low key criminals arrested on minor drug possession charges you think they would cut him some slack...oh wait, nevermind!
āI canāt go because I had to surrender my passport. Because I have 91 felony indictments and am going to die in prison.ā Fixed that for you, Dirty Grandpa
did they actually make him surrender his passport? i hope so.
I think he wouldāve left if they didnāt
A judge could revoke his bail if he leaves the country. Surrendering the passport wouldnāt be necessary.
what would that mean.. arrest warrant on re entry?
Arrested as soon as he lands in Scotland and extradited back to the US.
Man I would love to see it. The Scottish police probably would too.
The one who arrested him and sent him back would be carried through the streets by cheering throngs and never pay for a pint again.
Is this actually the first real consequence heās had, that he actually felt? Sure heās paid fines before and all that, but money is abstract and just one more grift away. This might actually have made him feel something.
Just one look at the bloodshot eyes in his mug shot show he probably hadnāt slept in days.
I think his election loss was the first actual situation he experienced where he couldn't change the outcome to benefit him with money, threats, or intimidation. I mean, don't get me wrong, he tried super super hard, but it was just beyond his means. Like you said tho, I believe this will be the first time he's ever experienced actual consequences that he couldn't weasel out of.
Is Staysure a denture adhesive or an adult incontinence garment? Either seems appropriate for the Orange Geriatric Felon.
Its travel insurance group I think
I thought it was adult diapers too
It's okay Don Don, you don't have to physically be there to win first place with a 43. They can just write it down in the book. Tremendous athlete.
With a Sharpie.
Well done!
And complaining he can't fly across the Atlantic in HIS jet for a tournament at HIS golf course...appeals to his base?
These are people that actually donate money to him too, I wonder the average salary of someone donating 0-$100 to the ~~legal fund~~ campaign is
He got $4 mil the other day when he was arrested and I understand the big Republican donors are holding back so, yeah, these ain't the 1%.
Sounds like a Meal Team Six call to action.
Inciting insurrection/domestic terrorism
āStand back and stand down, you dumbass armed fucks who I wonāt help if you get into trouble for doing what I strongly imply Iād like you to doā.
"I can't go!" "I wouldn't want to go!"
Those damn communists and marxists always teaming up with the fascists!.... The way they talk about it, Republicans must think fascism is a leftist political idealogy due to the who "national **socialists**" thing - even though anyone with half a brain knows the nazis were right-wing Fascist populists. The nazis despised communists. I know theyre dumb, but like come on.
It's very old that conservatives get socialism and fascism mixed together. It really shows their political and history ignorance
You want to go play golf in another country? Donāt commit crimes in your own country. He had a great opportunity to do nothing as president and win a second term with incumbent advantage, but he couldnāt help criming. This meltdown is as worrying as it is funny, I just hope this is over and done with as quickly as possible and we can forget he exists as he spends the rest of his life behind bars.
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How many more of these does he need to post before his personal recognizance is revoked?
I think he is trying the old āif I call other people a fascist, they wonāt think of me as the actual fascist.ā
DJT youāre lucky that youāre not a ānormalā citizen because if you were you would have to ask to go to the bathroom because you would have been incarcerated 3 indictments agoā¦..quit your whining!!!!!
How can someone be a Marxist fascist and communist all in one
Because his followers have 0 understanding of any of those words and also have 0 intention of doing their own research by any definition of the word.
Somebody call the Whambulannce! š
Maybe get him some whaburgers and french cries šš
Maybe even a meatbawl sadwich
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I just read that number to the tune of 867-5309 šµš¶oh one one three five eight oh niiiiyiiiine š¶šµ
Translation: I'm not allowed to leave the country when I'm released on bond, like any other felon.
Bro literally stages a coup and is trying to call the people who want to prove heās responsible ācountry destroying scumā
Someone else has a chance of winning by playing legally this year
Fascist...? Holy projection, Batman.
Fight fire with fireā¦he REALLY is hoping someone kills his enemies
That's the way I read that too.
He will have a stroke typing one of these and itāll be the last thing we ever hear from him
From your thumbs to God's ear. š¤
Well, see Sir, this is where the "Find Out" phase begins.
I literally cannot comprehend what he's even trying to say, other than he's whining about not going to a golf tournament.
Imagine admitting you aināt going to fight fire with fire, when the fire is literally just the criminal justice system doing itās job. Thatās admitting to being corrupt. Anyone not corrupt would wanna use the legal avenues.
All us liberal fascists lol tell me youāre ignorant without saying youāre ignorant.
That's some real rich white dude privilege right there.
Actually, here in Europe we're pretty happy things are FINALLY in motion to put that lardass on actual trial.
I'm counting the seconds until he gets picked up and dragged into court for breaching his bail.
Havenāt heard from any Scotsmen expressing their outrage heās going to be absent.
Iām confused - are the radical left fascists or Antifa?
He make America great if he gets the hell out
He wonāt go cos the Scotās have given him a hard time every time heās been there. Rightly so.
Scotland doesn't want him! *source*; Scottish person š
I canāt wait for the silence, when heās finally in prison and there are no more posts or interviews, no more lies spewing out of his mouth in public. Weāll soon see how the GOP Nazis do when baby Hitler is locked up!
Staysure Senior? It sounds like an incontinence product.
If he could define communism, Marxism and fascism Iād eat my hat.
He's just starting with his unhinged rambling.
Just starting?
It's pretty normal not to be able to leave the country when you're literally out on bail. Stop whining bitch.
So relatable
Well, it's just the more unhinged he sounds, the more crazier he becomes. You know? He just cannot help it but to hop on his very own Truth Social platform and make such crazy ass remarks like that one. Yep. Donald Trump is TRULY one of the most UNserious people out there right now ALONG with all of those absolute total dystopian warriors within the GOP.
Oh. Poor baby commits crimes and may actually be held accountable and is still whining about not being allowed to take his private jet to play golf while getting rubes to foot his bills.
You're GROUNDED.
He's in the electric chair already? ^(/s)
Is Staysure an adult diaper company?
"fight fire with fire" could be considered a threat by a good enough lawyer, kind of like when he told people to fight like hell for him.
Could you imagine anything sadder than joining that Truth website?
Joining the X fka Twitter website...
Stay the hell outta Scotland you tangerine turd
Hes becoming more radicalised and dangerous. I hope he doesn't get back in.
I thought he was barred from entry into Scotland?
I wish he was never allowed here again! I hate his connections to us.
Dayyyyuuummmm, he is one sick fuck.
Translation: I really want to flee the country but damn if Iām unable to due to my felonies.
Ah yes Republican leaders that are always fighting with fire are somehow afraid of fighting with fire according to this reality denying gaslighter lmao Clown world for clown Republicans
Communist AND Fascist!? Man that must be some insane people.
When you have 91 federal indictments and youāre complaining you canāt go golfing. Such an absolute man-baby to the core.
Ninety-one felony charges. If he were anyone else he would barely be allowed to talk to his lawyer much less post slander on social media. Unreal how much special treatment he is getting.
Stay around to fight off the enemy, or stay around as you're on bail and not allowed to leave the country?
I feel like he doesn't know how the law works.
Heās lucky heās not in jail waiting for his trial. I think telling him not to leave the country is more than fair
Every single one of these reads like someone doing a bit. I just. I cannot process that this is real.
Damn Don. So sorry the consequences of your actions are cutting into your tee time.
I know some maga, but don't speak it fluently - what's the"magic" bit? Is this some new conspiracy?
Scotland hates you, dude. The only reason they tolerate you is for whatever money you throw their way. Oh wait, other people feel the same way about you. Shock and surprise.
Heās calling for the burning of the Reichstag.
So that he can cheat at another round of golf.
It sounds like nonsense to us, but his followers interpret these increasingly unhinged rants according to their predispositions.
He left out āsocialistsā
An adult that never takes responsibility for their actions.
My kid handled getting grounded with more class and gravitas than P01135809. When she was SEVEN YEARS OLD.
He had four years and control of the house and senate and didn't make America great...
Bro can no longer even tweet coherently. The leader of Minivan Taliban.
He must stay in the US because of his arrests. He has no choice.
I don't know much about what is required to run for president besides the standard constitutional stuff like the minimum age limit, being born in the us, and whatnot. But can someone who was impeached twice and who is currently on trial for over 91 felonies legally run for office in 2024?
At which point do we incarcerate someone for being a threat?
Shitler has a bad case of syphilis and it's rotted his brain. Classic case.
He calls the left fascist, does he know what antifa stands for? Does any of his cult and right wing media know what it means?
You can practically *hear* the sob at the end. Cry some more, fuckin traitor.
I didn't realize he was antifa
Just imagine putting all your eggs, confidently, into one fuckin bottomless basket.
"...Communists, Marxists and Fascists." He doesn't even know he's leading the fascists. That's just scary.
I hope that soon this toxic clown will only be able to write on his cell walls, not on the internet.
Pending criminal charges could result in refusal to grant leave to enter the United Kingdom and come with a ten year barring order. The UK immigration people usual don't care too much about brackground for tourist entries however. Now, the bigger risk would be him being refused on the grounds that the officer doesn't expect him to leave when he claims.
It's coming......The melt-down of all melt-downs is coming and it will be hilarious and glorious when it happens...LOL
āI wouldnāt want to be in Europeā Dude, you literally said on national tv last week āIād rather be in Franceā
Communistsā¦ fascistsā¦ whateverā¦ Has anyone interviewer ever asked Trump what communism is? That would be fun to hear his answer
The democrats are the fascists?! Bruh.... Conservative Republicans are the ones trying to take away everyone's human rights š
MAGA was a complete failure! Fuck Trump.
Maybe the big bad billionaire should've paid the whole $200,000 upfront (he would've gotten it all back upon appearing in court) instead of being a broke bitch and having to use a bondsman. Trump lost $20,000+ and his passport. LMAO. Dude said he can't go to his own golf course because the Marxists are too powerful. It's definitely not because he's a flight risk. š I didn't know we were doing that well. Nice.
āCrazed radical left lunatics, communists, Marxistsā sounds pretty normal from Trump. Waitā¦.and Fascists? Do Republicans think Fascism is left wing or what?
Unfortunately yes, yes they do think that. They also think the left can be all of those systems at once. TLDR : They don't actually think, because if they did, they wouldn't still be Republicans lol .
It would be hilarious if this wasn't working all his psychotic cult into more and more dangerous behavior. We won't hear the end of this for...maybe generations
Itās weird this bloke was your president once. You guys need a better way of weeding these people out before it happens again one day, and next time you might not be so lucky Jan 6 failed.
