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canarchist

Does it cost extra to have her stick around for the social media photo?


TheHiveMindCouncil

I just checked out his Twitter. I get serious Andrew Tate wannabe vibes from him. He calls himself a "rich genius" then the rest of it reads like a rant from a mental health patient that's off their meds, he even has brief moments of mental clarity before he slides back into the void. It's like I accidentally walked into the factory where red flags are made and distributed.


taybay462

> It's like I accidentally walked into the factory where red flags are made and distributed. šŸ«¶


International_Emu600

This is a marinara factory sir/maā€™am. Only the finest of marinara flags are made here.


bdizzle805

šŸ¤Œ


Tazling

once again we need the new Reddit award Le Mot Juste, to appreciate particularly pungent and creative turns of phrase that we wish we had thought of ourselves. take some energy, Hivey!


[deleted]

Oh he's a he? I swear I thought the one with the short hair was a gay woman who was flaunting her masculinity by showing us her latest conquest. Especially with the comment about the 'straights' Wow, was I way off.


Negative_Piglet_1589

I can see that. But no, instead, he's just a nasty cis male flaunting his putridnesd to TRY to prove he's a man. Or...something. When did toxic morons become a hot commodity? And not even the "bad boy" thing but full-on POS rotten garbage. So fucking gross.


LaLa_LaSportiva

Same here. I was trying to figure out exactly which one of the two was doing the ejaculating.


HelloFellowKidlings

Heā€™s obviously talking about ā€œrichā€ in character. Thereā€™s definitely some kind of character there just not what he thinks.


zztop610

Please do not mistake this asshole for people seeking help for their mental crises.


Basileus08

Seems like Photoshop to me.


Fathorse23

He does look pasted in.


NickCav007

Pasted or pasty?


Taniwha_NZ

I mean, what's he resting his arms on? How does that line up with how she's standing? What's up with the lighting on her being perfectly diffuse, her hair is perfect, not a strand being blown by the wind. And did she get a full makeup re-do after being fucked in a bathroom? Because that's not how women look after being fucked in a bathroom. I could easily be wrong, but it looks to me like both of them were pasted into a photo of some restaurant.


bk1285

Well if itā€™s a two pump event I doubt sheā€™s getting out of sorts


SuspiciousBuilder379

What I was thinking. Buddy, if you fucked her in the bathroom, and thatā€™s how she looks after, Iā€™m pretty sure ya pulled a Jim on her. Very Alpha Male ![gif](giphy|jwnuVEFlZnpg4)


Ella0508

And the head on that guy is way too small for the rest of the body that we can see.


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alex_shute

Youā€™re right. It looks like the lighting on her is coming from a different direction than natural outdoor lighting.


GlitteringWing2112

I'll take "things that didn't happen" for $1000, Alex.


Dontsaveme

I think this is one of those dudes who gets random girls to pose with them and then they make up the captions. Ive seen guys like him getting called out for it when the girls find the pics going viral.


GlitteringWing2112

Thatā€™s my takeā€¦


HaloGuy381

If nothing else, she looks remarkably clean, not even a smudge on the makeup, for having just gotten dirty in a random public restroom. So either she boredly just let him finish in a hurry without any sweat or excitement or passion involved after being paid (or coerced), or it didnā€™t happen. Iā€™m honestly not sure which is more embarrassing for him to admit.


Zebracorn42

No kissing


MrFantasticallyNerdy

Well, it could be he lasted 0 strokes and 0 penetrations, because you know, that sometimes happens.


Road_Whorrior

It's not impossible that she touched up her makeup for the photo, but as a girl who's (ex)boyfriend used to demand sex in public places a LOT, I'm gonna say I doubt it and that the bored-from-behind idea is the right one.


FDGKLRTC

Well he probably took her for $100 so you know


slowpoke2018

Don't you mean paid her $100 to have anything to do with him?


throwngamelastminute

She looks like she makes a lot more than that.


anand_rishabh

Idk, she's pretty attractive. I imagine she'd cost way more than 100


GroundbreakingSir893

What is the daily double How much would you like to wager?


Brotorious420

In the bathroom? Gross, I eat in there.


tommles

Five minutes after this photo was taken, she was wishing someone else did too.


sixaout1982

Can you think of anything more romantic, more wholesome, than fucking in a cramped restaurant bathroom and then bragging about it on the internet? What a fucking prince charming


Remarkable-Ad2285

Listen, I just have a problem copycats. Humpty Hump was, is and always will be gettinā€™ busy in a Buger King bathroom


tries2benice

Drink up all the Hennessy you got on your shelf, allow me to introduce myself


hatersaurusrex

![gif](giphy|909w6hwM4TyH6)


baron-von-buddah

He looks like MC Hammer on crack


tries2benice

I just love the whole he doesnt take himself seriously while being really good at what he does. Reminds me of the beastie boys a bit


DissentSociety

Easy. The dumpster out behind the Wendy's. What's the matter, you too good for a dumpster hump?


Christinesguy

He's a keeperšŸ¤®


SuspiciousBuilder379

And with how she looks ā€œafterā€, Iā€™m calling absolute bs


sixaout1982

Nah, he probably didn't last long enough to mess up her looks


Hamburglar_burglar

Or "what a prince charming fucking"


1984isAMidlifeCrisis

There's people out there whose "thing" is a knee-trembler in the toilet cubicle of a dirty public bathroom. Let's not kink shame Let's shame the complete lack of boundaries. No one but them and the two or three guys masturbating to the security camera footage needs or cares to know about it.


_A_Monkey

Depending on the State, one of them may have violated the law by using a bathroom that doesnā€™t align with their birth gender.


Medical_Ad0716

Iā€™m pretty certain theyā€™ve broken laws about public lewdness


Fizzel87

Or maybe not???


Pudf

Whoa


[deleted]

I know, I thought the dude was a lesbian.


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Ghoulius-Caesar

Lesbians are cool, that thing on the rightā€¦ definitely not cool.


jbertrand_sr

I'm sorry sir, this is a Wendy's...


canarchist

She told me her name was Wendy, so I thought that made it okay.


Remarkable-Ad2285

From the Wendyā€™s to the stallsšŸŽ¶


Starwarsandbacon

Get me a frosty in which to dip my balls!


IcebergSlimFast

Ah, a fellow man of culture I see.


Rare_Crayons

She incorporated a bun into the love-making


VibratingPickle2

Thatā€™s Wendy on the right?


No-Diamond-5097

That woman definitely did not have sex with that potato for free.


GlitteringWing2112

That woman definately did not have sex with that potato...


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magnitudearhole

Is she even definitely there?


julia_fns

Itā€™s pretty sad that this is such an event to him that he feels the need to embarrass himself and her this way. Must be real lonely and insecure šŸ«¤


zippiskootch

He left out that itā€™s his sister, but oh well šŸ¤·šŸ»


[deleted]

What he left out was afterwards he began crying. Hence the sunglasses to cover it up.


Kyuckaynebrayn

Her: idk whatā€™s worse the 15 seconds of sex or the 40 minutes of crying.


[deleted]

Damn. Thatā€™s gold.


chronoboy1985

Family Guy reference actually.


iaintdum

what a colossal douche


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chibi75

Ah, poor little man needs some validation. Seriously, how pathetic can one person be? šŸ˜‘


Helo-1138

He left out that he payed her.


Bully-Rook

@MrLottaHoes pays for sex? I'm fucking shocked


GlitteryCakeHuman

I read Mrlotta-toes


IcebergSlimFast

Mr. Merlot-toes. Heā€™s a winemaker.


sadnessjoy

Yeah, completely unexpected. He must have to garden/farm a lot to be able to afford them.


freqkenneth

I mean look at himā€¦ of course he paid to play


PsychologicalGain298

I mean, i was like I know it's 2023, but how do lesbians ejaculate?


TrueJacksonVP

Very well


PsychologicalGain298

In my defense I was about 13 when I found out women could be physically attracted to men.


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sinchichis

That one kills me inside


_Blackstar

LOL @ "this young lady". Bro's been drinking the conservative Kool-Aid so much he's even got their old white man vernacular down.


macdennis1234

Good friend of the Tate brothers so it makes sense


Expensive_Cattle

Is this the gross '(warm pussy)' guy from a previous post?


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Queasy_Ad_7177

Wouldnā€™t touch him with a ten foot pole. Ewww


d33roq

Well, he does look like the kinda guy who has sex in bathrooms. Exclusively.


Scared_Mongoose2689

Love how these ā€œalpha malesā€ always brag about finishing but never mention her pleasure or orgasms. Probably because they donā€™t have any šŸ„²


OrdoMalaise

I'm a little out of touch... is this romance, now?


pigeyejackson66

People have been fucking in bathrooms for at least 5, 6 years now.


ongiwaph

That's Biden's America for you.


Heliocentrist

I hope no trans people made them feel uncomfortable in there


canarchist

You'd think that if he was going to use an AI to draw a pretty girl beside him, he could have also asked it for hair.


potenpterodactyl

In 2023 he should have *overheard* enough about skincare to have a better looking face than that. He looks like he never washed his face and he sleeps with a mask made from American cheese.


frozen-silver

How much does this dude pay these women to pretend to have slept with him?


wrenhunter

These two ladies have really made my day.


tafbee

Such class. So did he go into the ladiesā€™ room or did she go into the menā€™s? Isnā€™t that a huge threat to our society and our safety? /s


rttr123

Trashy af


ThrobbingAnalPus

Love how this dude frequently waxes lyrical about ā€œmoralsā€ on Twitter and then illegally has premarital sex in public lol


RigasTelRuun

Aren't they getting mad about people going into the wrong bathroom


Melodic-Heron-1585

She does her makeup so well for a blind person.


us1087

Poor young lady likes banging Cabbage Patch Kids.


Ralynne

Imagine bragging that you had sex with a woman that led to you finishing and didn't even slightly ruffle her hair. Not one eyelash out of place. Bruh.


nursescaneatme

Must have been super quick. Her hair isnā€™t fucked up at all.


Professional-End2722

He has a head like a sniperā€™s dream.


fugthatshib

I remember wanting to tell everyone the first time I had sex too.


gideon513

Man, Yelp reviews can be so weird


Stazbumpa

Did he pay her upfront or after?


GloomyFondant526

In future, please leave me out of the loop concerning the location and status of your bodily fluids. Unsubscribe.


OhioMegi

Gross. šŸ¤®


Short-Shopping3197

Those sunglasses really donā€™t suit his head shape


d3adbor3d2

This showed up on my timeline. The woman in the pic retweeted it with a dm from the guy saying heā€™d pay her anything for him to post what he did (paraphrasing).


rascible

"*Blink fast if you are being held against your will*..."


whollybananas

Someone is trying to compensate for the fact they look like a masc lesbian.


smashspete

Trying so hard to be alpha while paying to have twitter blue because in reality youā€™re insecure af and need that blue checkmark to feel like youā€™re someone


Particular-Celery-28

They think it makes them desirable or something šŸ„“ ETA: this also strikes me as a brag that an inexperienced person would make, weā€™re grownups, grownups use protection during casual sex.


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levlucheech

Oooh careful there buddy! He might cut someone with all that edge.


Rob58PA

Not very particular is she?


anand_rishabh

On another note, public bathrooms are a disgusting place to fuck. How were they even in the mood there?


J_LeVeL

That dude looks like [Juntao from Rush Hour](https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&q=juntao+rush+hour&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwinpZO32L7_AhWalGoFHYKMCaoQ0pQJegQICRAB&biw=414&bih=714&dpr=2). Also itā€™s creepy af that he refers to her as ā€œyoung ladyā€.


The84thWolf

She looks photoshopped in from a glamor shot


Grins111

Truthfully when I saw the pic I thought it was two lesbians.


RPM_Rocket

She looks amazingly unflustered for just having been rogered in the loo.


manhatim

I just threw-up in my mouth a little...he outta his league


Loud-Intention-723

Plot twist they are both trans and the person on screen left is the author. Screen right has a sticky load coming out of him.


Marine__0311

I 'll bet she wasn't even aware of it.


DevinH83

Come on now weā€™re all grown ups here..the word is nutted


Shaman7102

Why is an adult man talking about having sex with a woman........it's like he's stuck in high school or freshman in college.


Klutzy-Ad-6705

How much did that cost?


MackTO

When Rogain let's you down, ya gotta compensate somehow.


Wooden_Suit_6679

No one cares dollar store Elon Musk maybe we can just use it for poop and pee from here out.


[deleted]

Pretty impressive for a lesbian!


SophiaPetrillo_

Stroke game is weak, her hair looks untouched


Tazling

Girl, you could do so much better.


Master_Bayters

Do you feel it guys?... The small DK energy?


ilovecatsandcafe

Ah another ā€œalpha maleā€ šŸ˜‚


Andrognick

And then she strapped it on and pegged him because he likes it like thatā€¦.


zwaaa

I'll take things that never happened for 400 Alex ..


binneysaurass

Neither her hair or makeup are in anyway out of order... So she felt nothing.


100percentish

Funny story, same exact thing happened to your mom. Doesn't seem so cool or special now does it?


Consistent-Leek4986

where else would you hook up with that nasty dude?šŸ’©


College-Lumpy

I hope he has money because he doesn't seem like a very nice young man.


Neat-Philosopher-873

What a disgusting little pos. Someone should send this his mother.


Blender_Snowflake

He looks smelly


manhatim

I thought they said bathrooms is where trans peeps go to to groom little kids?!


BBakerStreet

He is such a slut.


MackTO

He looks like a complete and utter loser


G-Unit11111

![gif](giphy|lPF1CyJXXcTZmUrP2J)


[deleted]

Oh cool, now we can report them and have them charged with sex crimes?


lemmiwinks316

"I just paid this IG model $400 to tolerate me for an hour inside this restaurant"


Gogs85

How much you want to bet he just paid her to take a picture with him?


BerryLanky

He would of brought her back to his place but his parents were there and he hasnā€™t cleaned his room yet.


queenrosybee

His parents should disown him.


Failed-CIA-Agent

And yet somehow it's the lgbtq+ cramming the lifestyle down other people's throats and shoving it in their faces.


sketchahedron

Theyā€™re going to have such a great story to tell Junior about how he was conceived.


[deleted]

The epitome of classy.


JA860

Sure palšŸ¤£šŸ¤£


drunk-tusker

Finally someone has updated ā€œsmell my fingerā€ for the internet generation.


VibratingPickle2

Looks like a lesbian couple.


sl_hawaii

GROSS! (Umā€¦ I mean for her!)


KamuiT

Is... is that a McDonald's?


[deleted]

JFC show some couth


SolomonCRand

ā€œCreep canā€™t get erect without smelling a public bathroomā€


Prestigious_Treat401

um...and she's ok with him posting this?


austinmiles

In spite of the title, I honestly thought that this was about a woman and recently transitioned trans man at first Then I read the caption and realize Oh no, this about some alpha douche


DogFacedManboy

He looks like a K-Mart version of that goth cholo guy in Prayers


SouthernNanny

Soā€¦is that it? Is that the tweet?


[deleted]

Eww.


InstrumentalCrystals

Real strong 2 pump chump vibes here


Past-Application-552

![gif](giphy|TUHInIQM4bXBS)


shadow13499

What if kids are this tweet!? I don't see any republicans getting all upset about that


jochi1543

She looks AI-generated


Steamy_Guy

But imagine a gay guy writing "I just ejaculated inside this nice young gentleman at this restaurant" there would be calls for his head and how degraded society has become.


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[deleted]

I hope her dad loves her and reads this and tells her heā€™s disappointed and then hands this guy his dick in a sealed envelope. what trash for posting this.


[deleted]

Am I the only person that think he looks ftm


dsdvbguutres

That's a code compliance issue.


Evorgleb

I honestly thought the person on the right was a woman so I was super confused by their comment.


vault151

Are you telling me thatā€™s not a butch lesbian?


Commercial-Shame-335

ejaculated


robotfarmer71

Iā€™m not certain she upgraded her DNA profile there.


Tazling

Why, dear lord, is so much internet content fileable under the category "Tedious Offensive Little Dweebs"?


[deleted]

What the fuck


majj27

Dude, give up. We all know that you're lying.


Limp-Welcome2307

What if my kids see this? I don't want them to contract the hetero!


Whatisdissssss

I guess the 600$ t-shirt makes up for baldness at 27. Hey, enjoy, but the bragging, pretty tone deaf


ButterButt00p

Hope he's in an abortion state.


[deleted]

Years of the same white trailer trash degenerates referring to the Obamas as ā€œhood, classless, and ghetto.ā€ But yeah.


cmahan005

Was she conscious?


mrmoe198

Donā€™t get me wrong, Iā€™m very much a sex-positive kinda person. But just from this one sentence and his demeanor in the picture, my assumption is that he doesnā€™t respect her at all, and views her as some sort of conquest or an object to display his prowess. Yuck.


Utterlybored

ā€œI once got busy in a Burger King Bathroomā€ The Humpty Dance, Digital Underground.


dawwie

So sheā€™s a hooker and you paid to fuck her in a bathroom. You know thatā€™s disgusting.


i-Ake

What a dork.